Matchup: Halifax Raiders
Gameplan: The only way to beat the Whalers is as follows! Don't shot at their goalie! miss the net as many times as you can. Rumour on the street is, if you hit the boards behind the net just so, it'll create a black hole and everyone (and by everyone I mean just the Whalers players) will be sucked in, thus forcing a forefit and an automatic win for us! It's a no brainer!
Edited By: Jon Forty-One @
C9Van
Wilhelm von Hindenburg II || Center || Kelowna Knights || 268 TPE
Name: Wilhelm von Hindenburg II
Birthplace: Germany
Height: 6'6
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 44
Drafted: SMJHL- Round 2, Pick 28, Kelowna Knights
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Career Accomplisments:
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season Totals:
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S69 | 68 GP | 18 G | 12 A | 30 P | -2 | 18 PIM | 69 H | 27 SB | 94 SOG |
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SHL Regular Season Totals:
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Jarmo Kekäläinen || Left Wing || Texas Renegades || 1411 TPE [RET]
Name: Jarmo Kekäläinen
Birthplace: Finland
Height: 6'1
Weight: 185 lbs
Number: 72
Drafted: SHL- Round 2, Pick 19, San Francisco Pride
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Career Accomplisments:
WJC S57 Gold (Finland)
WJC S58 Gold (Finland)
WJC S59 Silver (Finland)
SMJHL S57 2nd Team All-Star
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season Totals:
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S56-59 | 247 GP | 63 G | 96 A | 159 P | +15 | 68 PIM | 202 H | 151 SB | 562 SOG |
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SHL Regular Season Totals:
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S60 [MTL] | 66 GP | 11 G | 19 A | 30 P | -23 | 14 PIM | 86 H | 60 SB | 139 SOG |
S61 [MTL] | 66 GP | 08 G | 19 A | 27 P | -10 | 20 PIM | 85 H | 67 SB | 135 SOG |
S62 [MTL] | 66 GP | 13 G | 13 A | 26 P | -82 | 32 PIM | 69 H | 130 SB|114 SOG |
S63 [MTL] | 66 GP | 09 G | 19 A | 28 P | -40 | 18 PIM | 63 H | 98 SB | 130 SOG |
S64 [TEX] | 66 GP | 12 G | 18 A | 30 P | +18| 18 PIM | 74 H | 64 SB | 144 SOG |
S65 [TEX] | 66 GP | 24 G | 25 A | 49 P | -21 | 26 PIM | 103 H | 127 SB | 187 SOG |
S66 [TEX] | 66 GP | 24 G | 39 A | 63 P | -27 | 45 PIM | 116 H | 61 SB | 229 SOG |
S67 [TEX] | 66 GP | 17 G | 29 A | 46 P | -30 | 37 PIM | 96 H | 60 SB | 169 SOG |
S65 [TEX] | 66 GP | 23 G | 28 A | 51 P | -40 | 24 PIM | 93 H | 31SB | 154 SOG |
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TOT | 594 GP | 141 G | 209 A | 350 P | -255 | 234 PIM | 785 H | 698 SB | 1393 SOG |
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Matchup: San Fran Pride
Gameplan: The enemy is expecting to have us play a goalie in net. So instead we will play the goalie up front and have 2 defensive players fill the net. With the goalie up front all we need have to do is block the net and then get the puck up to our star performer who just simply now has to shoot. It really is quite that simple.
Edited By: @
TheFlash
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Matchup: Calgary Dragons:
Gameplan: Have Esa trade away any player that isn't regressing and trade for any player that is in deep regression. Dragons are ancient beings that sit on piles of decaying TPE. We have to emulate our team's namesake. That is how we won all those cups.
Edited by: @
Steelhead77
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Matchup: Texas Renegades
Gameplan: Don't even show up to the rink. This team is so bad that we could stay home and still win. Tampa Bay is built on luck instead of skills which is why I came here instead of joining my two best friends there. I know we can pull this one off so who cares.
Edited By: @
daBenchwarmer
Nickolas Klaus || C || Baltimore Platoon || Retired
Age: 29
Birthplace: Oslo, Norway
Height: 6'11"
Weight: 300lbs.
Number: 9
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Regular Season Stats
S44 - KEL || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 22 || Pts: 36 || PM: -21 || PIM: 4 || H: 20
S45 - KEL || GP: 50 || G: 23 || A: 46 || Pts: 69 || PM: +13 || PIM: 18 || H: 60
S46 - KEL || GP: 50 || G: 18 || A: 18 || Pts: 36 || PM: +12 || PIM: 23 || H: 64
S47 - MIN || GP: 50 || G: 10 || A: 9 || Pts: 19 || PM: -9 || PIM: 8 || H: 34
S48 - TBB || GP: 50 || G: 19 || A: 26 || Pts: 45 || PM: +21 || PIM: 6 || H: 27
S49 - TBB || GP: 50 || G: 16 || A: 18 || Pts: 34 || PM: +16 || PIM: 27 || H: 30
S50 - TBB || GP: 50 || G: 18 || A: 23 || Pts: 41 || PM: +8 || PIM: 13 || H: 41
S51 - TBB || GP: 50 || G: 5 || A: 19 || Pts: 24 || PM: -25 || PIM: 10 || H: 39
S52 - WKP || GP: 50 || G: 17 || A: 21 || Pts: 38 || PM: +8 || PIM: 9 || H: 26
S53 - BAP || GP: 50 || G: 15 || A: 20 || Pts: 35 || PM: -21 || PIM: 54 || H: 78
S54 - BAP || GP: 50 || G: 24 || A: 19 || Pts: 43 || PM: -11 || PIM: 14 || H: 37
S55 - BAP || GP: 50 || G: 11 || A: 22 || Pts: 33 || PM: -23 || PIM: 20 || H: 31
S56 - BAP || GP: 39 || G: 5 || A: 13 || Pts: 18 || PM: -28 || PIM: 22 || H: 29
SMJHL || GP: 150 || G: 55 || A: 86 || Pts: 141 || PM: +4 || PIM: 45 || H: 144
SHL || GP: 489 || G: 140 || A: 190 || Pts: 330 || PM: -64 || PIM: 203 || H: 372
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Movement
S44 - Undrafted in SMJHL Draft
S44 - Signs 1 year/3.0 million with Kelowna Knights
S45 - Drafted 16th Overall by Minnesota Chiefs
S45 - Signs 3 year/7.5 million with Minnesota Chiefs
S48 - Signs 2 year/7 million with Tampa Bay Barracuda as Free Agent
S49 - Signs 2 year/8 million extension with Tampa Bay Barracuda
S52 - Signs 3 year/18 million with West Kendall Platoon as Free Agent
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Achievements
S44 - Named Team Germany-Austria WJC GM
S44 - WJC Team Germany-Austria
S44 - WJC Bronze Medal (Player)
S44 - WJC Bronze Medal (GM)
S45 - Kelowna Knights "A"
S45 - Broke SMJHL single season points record
S45 - Broke SMJHL single season assists record
S45 - WJC Team Germany-Austria
S45 - IIHF Team Germany
S45 - Jared Hanson Trophy
S45 - Raymond Lindsey Trophy
S45 - Ideen Fallah Trophy
S46 - Kelowna Knights "A"
S46 - WJC Team Germany-Austria
S46 - IIHF Team Germany
S47 - IIHF Team Germany
S48 - Named Team DACH WJC GM
S48 - IIHF Team Germany
S48 - President's Cup
S48 - WJC Silver Medal (GM)
S49 - Named Kelowna Knights Co-GM
S49 - IIHF Team Germany
S49 - IIHF Gold Medal (Player)
S49 - Mathias Chouinard Award (GM)
S49 - Occasus Trophy (GM)
S50 - Mathias Chouinard Trophy
S50 - IIHF Team Germany
S50 - IIHF Silver Medal (Player)
S50 - President's Cup
S51 - IIHF Team Germany
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Trophy Case
S44 - WJC Bronze Medal (Player)
S44 - WJC Bronze Medal (GM)
S45 - SMJHL single season points record [69]
S45 - SMJHL single season assists record [46]
S45 - Jared Hanson Trophy
S45 - Raymond Lindsey Trophy
S45 - Ideen Fallah Trophy
S48 - President's Cup
S48 - WJC Silver Medal (GM)
S49 - IIHF Gold Medal (Player)
S49 - Mathias Chouinard Award (GM)
S49 - Occasus Trophy (GM)
S50 - Mathias Chouinard Trophy
S50 - IIHF Silver Medal (Player)
S50 - President's Cup
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Matchup: Lethbridge Lions
Gameplan: Since our opponents aren't good on defense but very strong on offense, we are to play Monkey D. Luffy and Austin Roenick on defense. We don't need to worry about scoring since we just need one forward to score a goal. With this plan, we are still going to stay at the top on scoring but we won't be the worst defensive team!
Edited By: Monkey D. Luffy @
TnlAstatine
Capy Bara || D || Vancouver Whalers
Name: Capy Bara
Age: 17
Birthplace: Japan, Sendai
Height: 6ft 11
Weight: 200 lbs
Number: 1
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S64 | 0 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | 0+ | 0 H | 0 SHT | 0 SB
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SMJHL Playoffs:
S64 | 0 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -0 | 0 H | 0 SHT | 0 SB
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Transactions:
Drafted 30th Overall by the Vancouver Whalers
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Matchup: New England Wolfpack
Gameplan: For the first game of every playoff series, everyone fully take all their energy and worry about checking and fighting only. How is a team going to beat us when they can't even stand after game 1?
Edited by: Guy Zheng @
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Matchup: Chicago Syndicate
Gameplan: Injure the goalies so that they're forced to go to the emergency backup and then play with 2 rookies for the rest of the season. Those goalie prospects suck.
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S45 - S48: St. Louis Scarecrows
S49 - Present: Chicago Syndicate
S46 100th Overall SHL Draft Pick, Chicago Syndicate
Four-Star Cup Champion - S45, S46*
SMJHL Regular Season Wins Leader - S46, S47, S48
*Starter
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S27, S29, S32, S40, S42 Challenge Cup Champion
Matchup: West Kendall Platoon
Gameplan: Everyone drop your gloves and immedietly start throwing punches to the person on your left it doesn't matter if it's a teammate our strategy is to confuse everyone.
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Slappydoodle
Matchup: Winnipeg Jets vs San Francisco Pride
Gameplan: Winnipeg Jets will play without a goalie and give San Fran a two goal head start. Somehow tho, the San Fran goalie still gets pulled after allowing 4 goals in the first period to Ignatius Blunt. Muerto ends with a -5.
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Muerto
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Matchup: Edmonton Blizzard
Game plan: Give teddy cuddles some of that dental medicine and the other team will be laughing so hard at the hilarity of a drugged cuddles that the Blizz get the easy dub.
Edited by: @"cpetrella"
Aleister Cain - S42-S57
HOF GOALIE- CLASS OF S60- SECOND BALLOT
S54 CHALLENGE CUP
S54 RAZOV
Ville Kurri - S57-S70
BEST SMJHL DEFENSIVE FORWARD S60
That's pretty much it
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Posting Freak
Matchup: St Louis Scarecrows
Gameplan: Since we have so many 4 Star Championships, why not just give them all away? During the second period, every player on the team will hack into the SMJHL database (while still playing the game, of course) and change our name into another team name. If a puck or two goes into the net, who cares?
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Jøln DuBølk || D || Lethbridge Lions
Drafted 39th Overall in the S45 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 24th Overall in the S46 SHL Entry Draft
19 G/67 A/86 P
S48 Four Star Cup Champion
S48 IIHF - Gold Medal
S49 All Rookie Team
S52 IIHF - Silver Medal
S54 Challenge Cup Champion
Matchup: San Francisco
Gameplan: Trade away all important prospects mid-game and enter into a constant revolving door of rebuilding status, allowing them to win 14-0. Then relocate to a different city.
Edited By: @
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Mads McBride #16 || LW || Winnipeg Aurora
Position: LW
Country: Ireland
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S63-S65 | GP: 198 | G: 56 | A: 93 | P: 149 | +/-: +32 | S: 10.1%
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SHL Career Statistics:
S66-S78 | GP: 858 | G: 445 | A: 559 | P: 1004 | +/-: +346 | S: 2934 | H:1505
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Career Playoff Statistics:
SHL | GP: 145 | G: 57 | A: 91 | P: 148 | +/-: +45 | S: 487
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Career IIHF Statistics:
IRL | GP: 132 | G: 62 | A: 78 | P:140 | +/-: -08 | S: 384
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Awards / Accomplishments:
Drafted 4th OA to Montreal Patriotes (S64)
IIHF Silver Medal (S66)
Montreal Patriotes Captain (6x Seasons)
Ryan Jesster Nominee (S66)
All-Rookie Team (S66)
3x All-Star (S71, S72, S75)
2x IIHF Best Forward (S71, S72)
2x IIHF Gold Medal (S71, S77)
2x IIHF Bronze Medal (S75, S76)
Traded to Winnipeg Aurora (S73)
Traded to Texas Renegades (S74)
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Matchup: West Kendall Platoon
Gameplan: On the shootout, make sure to deke three times and then come to a complete stop. Make sure to shoot the puck glove side because you're fancy.
Edited By: @.bojo
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Barney Stinson || D || RETIRED || Elected HoF S42
Name: Barney Stinson
Age: 18
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 79
#BetterThanBojo
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SHL Career Statistics
Career: GP: 957, G: 128, A: 462, P: 590, +/- -15, PIMS: 1353, H: 2704, SB: 1300, PPG: 69, PPA: 127
S38 WKP: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/- 0, PIMS: 0, H: 0, SB: 0, PPG: 0, PPA: 0
S38 BUF: GP: 16, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/- -7, PIMS: 4, H: 16, SB: 17, PPG: 1, PPA: 0
S37 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 26, P: 29, +/- 3, PIMS: 58, H: 135, SB: 74, PPG: 1, PPA: 7
S36 BUF: GP: 15, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/- 2, PIMS: 28, H: 47, SB: 27, PPG: 2, PPA: 1
S36 SEA: GP: 35, G: 4, A: 20, P: 24, +/- 6, PIMS: 54, H: 122, SB: 84, PPG: 1, PPA: 6
S35 SEA: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 17, P: 20, +/- -11, PIMS: 111, H: 250, SB: 85, PPG: 2, PPA: 1
S34 SEA: GP: 36, G: 4, A: 12, P: 16, +/- -1, PIMS: 68, H: 118, SB: 56, PPG: 2, PPA: 2
S34 EDM: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 6, P: 7, +/- -4, PIMS: 14, H: 53, SB: 22, PPG: 0, PPA: 1
S33 EDM: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 38, P: 44, +/- -15, PIMS: 65, H: 180, SB: 65, PPG: 5, PPA: 15
S32 EDM: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 28, P: 36, +/- 12, PIMS: 62, H: 135, SB: 67, PPG: 4, PPA: 8
S31 EDM: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 42, P: 50, +/- 14, PIMS: 86, H: 224, SB: 88, PPG: 4, PPA: 6
S30 MIN: GP: 50, G: 7, A:39, P: 46, +/- 3, PIMS: 40, H: 192, SB: 61, PPG: 5, PPA: 7
S29 TOR: GP: 50, G: 15, A:32, P: 47, +/- 8, PIMS: 81, H: 207, SB: 85, PPG: 6, PPA: 13
S28 TOR: GP: 50, G: 9, A:30, P: 39, +/- 14, PIMS: 78, H: 187, SB: 61, PPG: 4, PPA: 10
S27 TOR: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 17, P: 22, +/- 4, PIMS: 54, H: 70, SB: 56, PPG: 3, PPA: 7
S26 EDM: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 14, P: 17, +/- 6, PIMS: 52, H: 50, SB: 65, PPG: 2, PPA: 3
S25 EDM: GP: 11, G: 1, A: 7, P: 8, +/- -2, PIMS: 10, H: 26, SB: 14, PPG: 1, PPA: 2
S25 NEW: GP: 38, G: 7, A: 16, P: 23, +/- -5, PIMS: 74, H: 101, SB: 62, PPG: 6, PPA: 6
S24 MAN: GP: 52, G: 8, A: 32, P: 40, +/- -4, PIMS: 96, H: 156, SB: 60, PPG: 4, PPA: 13
S23 TOR: GP: 52, G: 10, A: 24, P: 34, +/- -6, PIMS: 113, H: 141, SB: 80, PPG: 4, PPA: 5
S22 TOR: GP: 52, G: 5, A: 20, P: 25, +/- -21, PIMS: 91, H: 95, SB: 65, PPG: 3, PPA: 4
S21 TOR: GP: 52, G: 11, A: 14, P: 25, +/- -7, PIMS: 70, H: 87, SB: 49, PPG: 8, PPA: 9
SMJHL Career Statistics
S20 KEL: GP: 40, G: 8, A: 25, P: 33, +/-: 1, PIMS: 55, H: 74, SB: 58, PPG: 7, PPA: 4
S19 KEL: GP: 40, G: 9, A: 26, P: 35, +/-: 15, PIMS: 47, H: 54, SB: 45, PPG: 8, PPA: 11
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Transactions:
Elected Hall of Fame S42, second ballot
S34-38 Traded to Buffalo, traded to WKP
S34 Traded to Seattle
S31 Signed 3-year $??M deal with Edmonton
S30 Signed 1-year $12M deal with Minnesota
S29 winner of Scott Stevens Trophy for Best Defenseman
S29 Signed 1-year $4M deal with Toronto
S28 Signed 1-year $5M deal with Toronto
S27 Signed 1-year $4M deal with Toronto
Traded to EDM at the S25 deadline
Traded to NEW in S25
S24 All-Star Team
Signed 2-year/$18M deal with Manhattan
Signed 2-year/$7M deal with Toronto
S20 Erik Chisling Award Winner (Best Kelowna Defenseman)
Named Assistant Captain for S20 Kelowna Knights
Signed 2-year/$6.5M deal with Toronto
Drafted 17th Overall in S20 SHL Entry Draft by Toronto North Stars
S19 Erik Chisling Award Winner (Best Kelowna Defenseman)
Named to the S19 Rookie Squad in the Super Series (Rookies v Send Downs)
Signed 1-yr/$2.0mil deal with Kelowna
Drafted 38rd overall by Kelowna in the S19 Draft
Geezus Kryyst || G || Hamilton Steelhawks ||
Name: Geezus Kryyst
Age: 18
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 79
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SHL Career Statistics
S52 HAM: GP: 44, W: 29, L: 13, OTL: 2, PCT: .909, GAA: 3.03, SO: 2, MP: 2669, GA: 135, SA: 1483, S1: 5, S2: 1, S3: 3
S51 HAM: GP: 46, W: 28, L: 14, OTL: 3, PCT: .904, GAA: 3.06, SO: 6, MP: 2727, GA: 139, SA: 1454, S1: 5, S2: 2, S3: 1
S50 HAM: GP: 46, W: 26, L: 16, OTL: 2, PCT: .915, GAA: 2.77, SO: 1, MP: 2706, GA: 125, SA: 1472, S1: 3, S2: 3, S3: 1
S49 HAM: GP: 44, W: 19, L: 21, OTL: 4, PCT: .902, GAA: 3.20, SO: 1, MP: 2664, GA: 142, SA: 1453, S1: 3, S2: 1, S3: 3
S48 HAM: GP: 42, W: 24, L: 14, OTL: 4, PCT: .917, GAA: 2.64, SO: 3, MP: 2547, GA: 112, SA: 1351, S1: 5, S2: 4, S3: 1
S47 HAM: GP: 44, W: 16, L: 23, OTL: 5, PCT: .907, GAA: 3.09, SO: 3, MP: 2657, GA: 137, SA: 1472, S1: 3, S2: 4, S3: 0
S46 HAM: GP: 44, W: 25, L: 14, OTL: 5, PCT: .899, GAA: 3.14, SO: 2, MP: 2583, GA: 135, SA: 1336, S1: 4, S2: 1, S3: 1
S45 HAM: GP: 44, W: 18, L: 23, OTL: 2, PCT: .900, GAA: 3.21, SO: 2, MP: 2469, GA: 132, SA: 1317, S1: 4, S2: 1, S3: 1
S44 HAM: GP: 44, W: 21, L: 17, OTL: 5, PCT: .909, GAA: 2.70, SO: 5, MP: 2508, GA: 113, SA: 1237, S1: 3, S2: 2, S3: 3
S43 HAM: GP: 44, W: 26, L: 17, OTL: 1, PCT: .896, GAA: 2.83, SO: 4, MP: 2392, GA: 113, SA: 1082, S1: 2, S2: 1, S3: 3
SMJHL Career Statistics
S42 HAL: GP: 43, W: 17, L: 24, OTL: 2, PCT: .874, GAA: 2.96, MP: 2374, GA: 117, SA: 925
S41 HAL: GP: 18, W: 3, L: 7, OTL: 1, PCT: .881, GAA: 3.39, MP: 779, GA: 44, SA: 370
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Transactions:
S51 Anton Razov Trophy (Playoff MVP)
S50 John McBride Trophy - Best Goaltender - Nominee
S48 Signed 3-year $30M Contract
S48 John McBride Trophy - Best Goaltender - Nominee
S48 Mike Honcho Trophy - Least Goals Against
S48 1-year $7M contract with Hamilton
S47 1-year $6M contract with Hamilton
S46 1-year $10M contract with Hamilton
S43 All-Rookie Team (Goalie)
S43 Ryan Jesster Award (Top Rookie) Nominee
S43 Called up to SHL Hamilton Steelhawks, Starter for 44 games
S42 Gold Medal World Junior Hockey Championship
S42 The Richard C. Hocolate Award (Halifax Best Goalie)
$3M Entry Level Contract
Selected 13th Overall by Halifax Raiders
Declared for S41 SMJHL Entry Draft