you know, I had a plan for this. It was overly complicated, and not that great, but it started with samee 'leaking' that i was going to get 'fired' because of our shitty season and then me and JY would be able to stir up all kinds and flavours of fakeass drama and laugh our asses off about it in the LR.


anyhow, samee never posted shit. Goddammit.


I'd totally wait to post this, I planned on posting it during the offseason, but i might as well get it out of the way now. I leave for camp on saturday, and its probably a good idea to do this and then ghost the site for a week, not the other way around lmao

I'm gonna be retiring as Manhattan's co this offseason.

time for the sappy thank yous and whatnot. I'm terrible at writing these, so bear with me.

@JayWhy
Thanks for everything, really. You've taken more than your fair share of chances on me, and while its not really my place to judge how they went (you definitely should've taken @Leppish or @Troy_McClure03 8oa instead of me) I'd hope that this whole co gig is one that we can both look back on fondly. Manhattan's come a damn long way, and I'm proud of everything we've been able to do over this past year. Wish you and my replacement all the best moving forwards!

ah fuck that makes it sound like im leaving the LR trade shiny not me


To my two potential replacements @39alaska39 @luketd
Fuckin go get that bread. You're gonna be better cos than i ever was (not that its hard), and I wouldn't be doing this if I didnt have full confidence in the both of you. I couldn't ask for a better replacement.
on another note, alaska, you should totally change your name to 69alaska69.


To the rest of the Manhattan LR, including the losers i added because i was bored
Y'all are great people. even if you never sent my fucking memes. for real tho, we have the best LR in the league, and its because of y'all. Thank you.


There are probably a bunch more people i gotta thank and whatnot, and i thank you all. It's hard to believe its been a whole year since i took the co job. Manhattan's gone all the way from a lottery team to...

fucks sakes simon.

@JR95 did i buy you the wrong pizza or something wtf

@Troy_McClure03 @Leppish u guys can fight for worst co now haha

@ImShiny


Alright im gonna open this up as a presser and answer ur questions now. Ask me anything, really

e

what camp tho

Manhattan Rage | General Manager

thanks Sulovilen for the sig!
D | Manhattan Rage | Czechia


S46 | Andrej Doskocil | Old-school defenseman | Peak 1579 TPE | Retired
Drafted 32nd overall to the Halifax Raiders in S45 SMJHL Draft
S45|50 GP 1G/10A/11P 92 hits 48 SBs
S46|50 GP 2G/24A/26P 115 hits 57 SBs
S47|42 GP 6G/12A/18P 76 hits 48 SBs
Traded to Detroit Falcons
S47|8 GP 0G/2A/2P 15 hits 7 SBs
Drafted 8th overall to the Manhattan Rage in S46 SHL Draft
S48|50 GP 2G/7A/9P 93 hits 42 SBs
S49|50 GP 3G/12A/15P 97 hits 66 SBs
S50|50 GP 3G/10A/13P 110 hits 70 SBs
S51|50 GP 1G/17A/18P 146 hits 48 SBs
S52|50 GP 2G/20A/22P 118 hits 56 SBs
Won Challenge Cup with Manhattan Rage
S53|50 GP 3G/15A/18P 286 hits 110 SBs
S54|50 GP 3G/12A/15P 303 hits 103 SBs
S55|50 GP 6G/21A/27P 86 hits 117 SBs
S56|50 GP 7G/24A/31P 88 hits 115 SBs
S57|66 GP 8G/23A/31P 110 hits 140 SBs
S58|66 GP 5G/11A/16P 111 hits 204 SBs
S59|66 GP 6G/13A/19P 99 hits 307 SBs
Total SMJHL RS - 150 GP 9G/46A/55P 298 hits 160 SBs
Total SHL RS - 648 GP 49G/185A/234P 1647 hits 1378 SBs
Total SHL playoffs - 68 GP 5G/25A/30P 147 hits 118 SBs



S61 | Archangelo Scaradog Jr. | Defenseman | 1240 TPE

Drafted 17th overall to the Newfoundland Berserkers in S60 SMJHL Draft
Traded to Maine Timber
Drafted 30th overall to the Manhattan Rage


S72 | Arnošt Hlemýžď | Defenseman | 1371 TPE

It gonna be luke

Aleister Cain - S42-S57
HOF GOALIE- CLASS OF S60- SECOND BALLOT
S54 CHALLENGE CUP
S54 RAZOV

Ville Kurri - S57-S70
BEST SMJHL DEFENSIVE FORWARD S60
That's pretty much it

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what camp tho

the same bible camp i always work at and the only one that lets me yeet children into the lake

e

It gonna be luke

@39alaska39 dis man talkin shit

e

F

First Ever SHL Goal:

Code:

5. New England Wolfpack , Kristaps Ball 1 (Piotr Czerkawski 1, Cameron Dubois 2) at 16:27

First Ever Hat Trick:

Code:

S45 Game 46 NEW vs TOR
6. New England Wolfpack , Kristaps Ball 1 (Artemi Berezin 3, Tigole Bitties 5) at 5:21
9. New England Wolfpack , Kristaps Ball 2 (Artemi Berezin 4) at 18:58
10. New England Wolfpack , Kristaps Ball 3 (Tigole Bitties 7, Manuel Gotze 2) at 19:38 (Empty Net)

Kristaps Ball || D || Whalers/Barracuda

Height: 6'0"

Weight: 200 lbs

Number: 19

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Transactions:

S40 - Drafted 10th Overall by the Vancouver Whalers(SMJHL)

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Awards/Achievements:

S41 - Named Assistant Captain of the Vancouver Whalers (SMJHL)

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Regular Season Stats (SMJHL)

S40: 11 Goals | 7 Assists | 18 Points

S41: 17 Goals | 22 Assists | 39 Points

S42: 16 Goals | 24 Assists | 40 Points

Career: 44 Goals | 53 Assists | 97 Points

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Playoff Stats (SMJHL)

S40: Missed Playoffs

S41: 5 Games | 2 Goals | 1 Assist | 3 Points

S42: 11 Games | 1 Goal | 0 Assists | 1 Point

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Regular Season Stats (SHL)

S43: 6 Goals | 6 Assists | 12 Points

S44: 8 Goals | 13 Assists | 21 Points

S45: 8 Goals | 22 Assists | 30 Points

S46: 6 Goals | 14 Assists | 20 Points

S47: (TBB) 8 Goals | 20 Assists | 28 Points

Career: 36 Goals | 75 Assists | 111 Points

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Playoff Stats (SHL)

S43: Missed Playoffs

S44: Missed Playoffs

S45: 5 Games | 2 Goal | 1 Assists | 3 Point

S46: Missed Playoffs

S47: Missed Playoffs

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I should've had daco as an option on the poll fuck

e

Why was I not tagged? Do you dislike me?

Will you still do D&D or will you pass the torch to a new DM?

Will you ever update again?

I love you!

S77 - LiMu Emu - LD - Retired



[pbl]
S71 - Bob Wehadababyitsaboy - LD - Retired
Selected First overall in the S70 SMJHL draft



S60 - Stan Din'desque - Center - Retired
First overall pick in S59 SMJHL Draft (Anaheim Outlaws)
First overall pick in S60 SHL Draft (Montreal Patriotes)
Traded to Quebec City from Anaheim after S60
Named Co-GM of the Montreal Patriots S61
Named GM of the Montreal Patriots S62-S63
Traded to the Winnipeg Aurora S64



S44 - Barret McCarthy - Defenseman - Retired
S43 Four Star Cup Champion (Vancouver Whalers)
S44 Quilha Agante Award winner for best SMJHL Defenseman
S46 Ryan Jesster Award winner for Rookie of the Year
S46 Rookie All-Star
S49 Scott Stevens Award nominee
S49 Aidan Richan Award nominee
S49 2nd Team All-Star
S50 Damian Littleton Award winner for Most Dedicated Member
S52 Challenge Cup Champion
S52 3rd Team All-Star
S53 Bojo Biscuit Award Winner
S55 3rd Team All-Star



S36 Cloud McCarthy - Halifax Raiders - Retired

How many children have you yeeted into the lake? What's your record in one summer and do you plan to break it?

Cal Juice
Tomas Zadina
Brady McIntyre

Am I still the best snek?

First Ever SHL Goal:

Code:

5. New England Wolfpack , Kristaps Ball 1 (Piotr Czerkawski 1, Cameron Dubois 2) at 16:27

First Ever Hat Trick:

Code:

S45 Game 46 NEW vs TOR
6. New England Wolfpack , Kristaps Ball 1 (Artemi Berezin 3, Tigole Bitties 5) at 5:21
9. New England Wolfpack , Kristaps Ball 2 (Artemi Berezin 4) at 18:58
10. New England Wolfpack , Kristaps Ball 3 (Tigole Bitties 7, Manuel Gotze 2) at 19:38 (Empty Net)

Kristaps Ball || D || Whalers/Barracuda

Height: 6'0"

Weight: 200 lbs

Number: 19

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Transactions:

S40 - Drafted 10th Overall by the Vancouver Whalers(SMJHL)

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Awards/Achievements:

S41 - Named Assistant Captain of the Vancouver Whalers (SMJHL)

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Regular Season Stats (SMJHL)

S40: 11 Goals | 7 Assists | 18 Points

S41: 17 Goals | 22 Assists | 39 Points

S42: 16 Goals | 24 Assists | 40 Points

Career: 44 Goals | 53 Assists | 97 Points

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Playoff Stats (SMJHL)

S40: Missed Playoffs

S41: 5 Games | 2 Goals | 1 Assist | 3 Points

S42: 11 Games | 1 Goal | 0 Assists | 1 Point

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Regular Season Stats (SHL)

S43: 6 Goals | 6 Assists | 12 Points

S44: 8 Goals | 13 Assists | 21 Points

S45: 8 Goals | 22 Assists | 30 Points

S46: 6 Goals | 14 Assists | 20 Points

S47: (TBB) 8 Goals | 20 Assists | 28 Points

Career: 36 Goals | 75 Assists | 111 Points

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Playoff Stats (SHL)

S43: Missed Playoffs

S44: Missed Playoffs

S45: 5 Games | 2 Goal | 1 Assists | 3 Point

S46: Missed Playoffs

S47: Missed Playoffs

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Why was I not tagged? Do you dislike me?

I couldnt remember which letters to replace with numbers, so i tagged u in spirit. If u cant see it that means u dont believe in hecko

Will you still do D&D or will you pass the torch to a new DM?

I'm still willing to dm if i can remember which days are saturdays lmao, but if somebody else wants to take up the reins im not gonna stop them

Will you ever update again?

just for u

I love you!

no u <3

e

How many children have you yeeted into the lake? What's your record in one summer and do you plan to break it?

It's hard to say, because it happens during mass games of water keepaway. Kids latch on and then get thrown. I'm not sure of my record, but imma def break it.

e

Am I still the best snek?

ok its a good thing u said best and not biggest because daco is the biggest fattest snek rn

u r best snek tho

e

guys im not 100% worst co anymore this means a lot to me

e

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Bane - Defense - Nevada Battleborn - 345 TPE
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Birthplace: London, UK
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 225 lbs
Number: 3
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S55:
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Transactions and Awards:
Drafted 54th overall by the Nevada Battleborn in the S55 SMJHL Draft

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