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Tracking Spreadsheet

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SMJHL S50 Game 58 - HFX @ STL

SMJHL Game 58 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: James Ronlain @Rankle
Team: St. Louis Scarecrows
Victim: N/A
Team: Halifax Raiders
Time: N/A
Total possession time:  1:00:00
Hot po-take-to:
Ronlain has evolved, or perhaps devolved, into spending all of his time under ground now. There are just a few leaves and stems above surface that skitter around, indicating his positioning. This spells a bit of a problem for the SHL as you can imagine. In fact, this would spell a problem for any hockey league. How will they accommodate Ronlain’s growth? In this day and age you have to be accepting of everyone’s decisions but that doesn’t make it any easier for the commish. After each game the ice needs a complete overhaul as his burrowing causes cracks and unevenness in the surface. His stem was able to deflect a stray puck towards a teammate this game for an assist, but he was largely unproductive posting a -2 plus minus. As his quest to become a Potato ventures forward, his hockey life has seemingly taken a back seat.

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