ya ya hey

if u a rookie and u want a sig heres what u gotta do

post ur players name, hair colour, whether they're a skater or a goalie and whether or not they have a beard (and other defining physical characteristics idk) and where u get drafted on saturday

and also a meme


on sundat at 10am est i will pop back in here, choose four rookies who posted the best memes (and arent inactive that would suck) and stream the sigmaking process on twitch

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FAQ

Q: what kind of sigs do u make gecko

A: pixel sigs

Q: do u have any idea how to stream things

A: fuck no lol

Q: wdym defining physical characteristics

A: idk julios player has a cow head shit like that

Q: gib example work

A: the pixel banner currently up on the site, or

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might recreate for this opportunity.

Player Page || Player Updates || Visual History
Julio Tokolosh | RW | Edmonton Blizzard (A) | TPE: 2189 Age: s47 Height: 5' 6" Weight: 185 Number: 13 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Transactions S46 SMJHL - Drafted 14th overall by Colorado Raptors S47 SHL - Drafted 7th overall by Edmonton Blizzard - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - SMJHL Statistics S46: 50 GP | 6 G | 2 A | 8 P | -6 S47: 50 GP | 14 G | 20 A | 34 P | -5 S48: 50 GP | 22 G | 22 A | 44 P | -4 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - SMJHL Post-Season Statistics s46: 7 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | -2 s47: 4 GP | 0 G | 5 A | 5 P | +2 s48: 6 GP | 3 G | 3 A | 6 P | +2 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - SHL Statistics s49: 8 G | 10 A | 18 P | -6 s50: 11 G | 21 A | 32 P | +4 s51: 17 G | 24 A | 41 P | +7 s52: 14 G | 23 A | 37 P | -4 s53: 16 G | 26 A | 42 P | +24 s54: 32 G | 33 A | 65 P | +9 s55: 18 G | 25 A | 43 P | +41 s56: 33 G | 29 A | 62 P | +27 s57: 40 G | 44 A | 84 P | +47 s58: 32 G | 43 A | 75 P | +33 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - SHL Post-Season Statistics s49: 23 GP | 3 G | 0 A | 3 P | +1 s50: 6 GP | 3 G | 3 A | 6 P | +2 s51: 16 GP | 2 G | 5 A | 7 P | -6 s52: 6 GP | 5 G | 0 A | 5 P | -5 s53: 17 GP | 2 G | 5 A | 7 P | 4 s54: 6 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | -3 s55: 11 GP | 5 G | 6 A | 11 P | +10 s56: 19 GP | 12 G | 8 A | 20 P | +6 s57: 7 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 P | -2 s58: 12 GP | 3 G | 1 A | 4 P | -4 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Career Achievements s46 WJC - USA s47 WJC - USA (Silver) s48 WJC - USA s49 EDM - Cole Reinhart Trophy s49 EDM - Challenge Cup Champion s51 EDM - Cole Reinhart Trophy s51 IIHF - USA (Gold) s52 IIHF - USA (Silver) s53 IIHF - USA (Gold) s53 EDM - Cole Reinhart Trophy - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Honors s46: COL - Rookie of the year s47: COL - Colton Hagan Award (defensive forward) s47: COL - Poatato Chips Award (offensive forward) s47: COL - Zinaida Titova Award (most valuable player) s47: SMJHL - Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy (Underrated) s48: COL - Team Leadership Award s48: COL - Alexander Zajac Award s48: COL - Poatato Chips Award (offensive forward) s48: COL - Zinaida Titova Award (most valuable player) s54: SHL - All Star (third team) s56: SHL - All Star (second team) s56: #9 All-Time TPE s57: SHL - All Star (first team) s57: SHL - Ron Mexico (nomination) s58: SHL - All Star (first team)

might recreate for this opportunity.

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Ambacas Cuddles
Blonde hair (Brandon Carlo render)
Carolina Kraken

Thanks to @karey and @JSS for the sigs!
Teddy Cuddles  |  RW  | Edmonton Blizzard | Hall of Fame Player Type : Two Way Forward Height: 6'5" | Weight: 220 lbs | Age: 19 Number: 79 Birthplace: Providence, Rhode Island, USA -------------------------------------------------------------- Regular Season Stats : S35 | STL | GP:28 | G:2 | A:1 | P:3 | PIMs:5 | HIT:7 | Shots:25 | +/-:-4 S36 | STL | GP:50 | G:10 | A:10 | P:20 | PIMs:5 | HIT:97 | Shots:88 | +/-:-1 S37 | STL | GP:50 | G:13 | A:27 | P:40 | PIMs:56 | HIT:120| Shots:146 | +/-:+10 S38 | EDM | GP:50 | G:6 | A:7 | P:13 | PIMs:62 | HIT:114 | Shots:83 | +/-:-18 S39 | EDM | GP:50 | G:7 | A:15 | P:22 | PIMs:36 | HIT:161 | Shots:78 | +/-:-10 S40 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:29 | P:42 | PIMs:46 | HIT:197 | Shots:109 | +/-:+7 S41 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:17 | P:34 | PIMs:49 | HIT:143 | Shots:121 | +/-:-4 S42 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:24 | P:41 | PIMs:52 | HIT:135 | Shots:132 | +/-:+9 S43 | EDM | GP:50 | G:14 | A:23 | P:37 | PIMs:24 | HIT:121 | Shots:121 | +/-:-2 S44 | EDM | GP:50 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 | PIMs:28 | HIT:131 | Shots:214 | +/-:+19 S45 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:24 | P:37 | PIMs:51 | HIT:170 | Shots:185 | +/-:+9 S46 | EDM | GP:50 | G:29 | A:31 | P:60 | PIMs:53 | HIT:152 | Shots:195 | +/-:+9 S47 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:33 | P:50 | PIMs:46 | HIT:182 | Shots:199 | +/-:+8 S48 | EDM | GP:50 | G:22 | A:23 | P:45 | PIMs:26 | HIT:182 | Shots:210 | +/-:+7 S49 | EDM | GP:50 | G:20 | A:25 | P:45 | PIMs:36 | HIT:149 | Shots:208 | +/-:+1 -------------------------------------------------------------- Post Season Stats : S35 | STL | GP:7 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:0 | HIT:2 | Shots:4 | +/-:+1 S36 | STL | GP:6 | G:1 | A:1 | P:2 | PIMs:7 | HIT:14 | Shots:12 | +/-:+3 S37 | STL | GP:13 | G:4 | A:5 | P:9 | PIMs:26 | HIT:26 | Shots:30 | +/-:+7 S38 | EDM | Did not qualify S39 | EDM | GP:7 | G:3 | A:3 | P:6 | PIMs:4 | HIT:18 | Shots:10 | +/-:+1 S40 | EDM | GP:7 | G:1 | A:6 | P:7 | PIMs:4 | HIT:33 | Shots:15 | +/-:+2 S41 | EDM | GP:7 | G:2 | A:3 | P:5 | PIMs:12 | HIT:15 | Shots:15 | +/-:+1 S42 | EDM | GP:11 | G:5 | A:8 | P:13 | PIMs:10 | HIT:25 | Shots:38 | +/-:+1 S43 | EDM | Did not Qualify S44 | EDM | GP:11 | G:4 | A:7 | P:11 | PIMs:12 | HIT:31 | Shots:42 | +/-:+3 S45 | EDM | GP:18 | G:7 | A:11 | P:18 | PIMs:24 | HIT:56 | Shots:68 | +/-:+8 S46 | EDM | GP:4 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:2 | HIT:9 | Shots:11 | +/-:-5 S47 | EDM | GP:6 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | PIMs:6 | HIT:24 | Shots:25 | +/-:+2 S48 | EDM | GP:5 | G:2 | A:2 | P:4 | PIMs:0 | HIT:11 | Shots:19 | +/-:0 S49 | EDM | GP:23 | G:7 | A:17 | P:24 | PIMs:18 | HIT:76 | Shots:89 | +/-:-2 -------------------------------------------------------------- Awards and Achievements: S37 | STL Kanye Summers Award for Regular Season Team MVP S37 | STL Bradley Wingels Award for Best Forward S40 | Gold Medal Winner S40 | Aidan Richan Trophy Winner S44 | Became 4th player in Edmonton Blizzard History to reach 1000 Hits S45 | Challenge Cup Champion S45 | Anton Razov Trophy for Playoff MVP S45 | Silver Medal Winner S46 | 1st Team All Star S46 | Sarmad Kahn Nominee S46 | Jef Darr Nominee S47 | Jef Darr Nominee S49 | Challenge Cup Champion S49 | Anton Razov Nominee -------------------------------------------------------------- Draft/Signing/Trade History: S35 | Signed to STL S36 | Drafted to Calgary 26th overall S36 | Traded to Edmonton
Ambacas “Femboy Hooters” Cuddles | D | Tampa Bay Barracuda
Former USA Fed Head, Carolina Kraken Co-GM, Tampa Bay Barracuda GM

Ambacas Cuddles
Blonde hair (Brandon Carlo render)
Carolina Kraken

trella theres no meme wtf

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Ambacas Cuddles
Blonde hair (Brandon Carlo render)
Carolina Kraken

trella theres no meme wtf

fuxk uhhhhhhh

Thanks to @karey and @JSS for the sigs!
Teddy Cuddles  |  RW  | Edmonton Blizzard | Hall of Fame Player Type : Two Way Forward Height: 6'5" | Weight: 220 lbs | Age: 19 Number: 79 Birthplace: Providence, Rhode Island, USA -------------------------------------------------------------- Regular Season Stats : S35 | STL | GP:28 | G:2 | A:1 | P:3 | PIMs:5 | HIT:7 | Shots:25 | +/-:-4 S36 | STL | GP:50 | G:10 | A:10 | P:20 | PIMs:5 | HIT:97 | Shots:88 | +/-:-1 S37 | STL | GP:50 | G:13 | A:27 | P:40 | PIMs:56 | HIT:120| Shots:146 | +/-:+10 S38 | EDM | GP:50 | G:6 | A:7 | P:13 | PIMs:62 | HIT:114 | Shots:83 | +/-:-18 S39 | EDM | GP:50 | G:7 | A:15 | P:22 | PIMs:36 | HIT:161 | Shots:78 | +/-:-10 S40 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:29 | P:42 | PIMs:46 | HIT:197 | Shots:109 | +/-:+7 S41 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:17 | P:34 | PIMs:49 | HIT:143 | Shots:121 | +/-:-4 S42 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:24 | P:41 | PIMs:52 | HIT:135 | Shots:132 | +/-:+9 S43 | EDM | GP:50 | G:14 | A:23 | P:37 | PIMs:24 | HIT:121 | Shots:121 | +/-:-2 S44 | EDM | GP:50 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 | PIMs:28 | HIT:131 | Shots:214 | +/-:+19 S45 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:24 | P:37 | PIMs:51 | HIT:170 | Shots:185 | +/-:+9 S46 | EDM | GP:50 | G:29 | A:31 | P:60 | PIMs:53 | HIT:152 | Shots:195 | +/-:+9 S47 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:33 | P:50 | PIMs:46 | HIT:182 | Shots:199 | +/-:+8 S48 | EDM | GP:50 | G:22 | A:23 | P:45 | PIMs:26 | HIT:182 | Shots:210 | +/-:+7 S49 | EDM | GP:50 | G:20 | A:25 | P:45 | PIMs:36 | HIT:149 | Shots:208 | +/-:+1 -------------------------------------------------------------- Post Season Stats : S35 | STL | GP:7 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:0 | HIT:2 | Shots:4 | +/-:+1 S36 | STL | GP:6 | G:1 | A:1 | P:2 | PIMs:7 | HIT:14 | Shots:12 | +/-:+3 S37 | STL | GP:13 | G:4 | A:5 | P:9 | PIMs:26 | HIT:26 | Shots:30 | +/-:+7 S38 | EDM | Did not qualify S39 | EDM | GP:7 | G:3 | A:3 | P:6 | PIMs:4 | HIT:18 | Shots:10 | +/-:+1 S40 | EDM | GP:7 | G:1 | A:6 | P:7 | PIMs:4 | HIT:33 | Shots:15 | +/-:+2 S41 | EDM | GP:7 | G:2 | A:3 | P:5 | PIMs:12 | HIT:15 | Shots:15 | +/-:+1 S42 | EDM | GP:11 | G:5 | A:8 | P:13 | PIMs:10 | HIT:25 | Shots:38 | +/-:+1 S43 | EDM | Did not Qualify S44 | EDM | GP:11 | G:4 | A:7 | P:11 | PIMs:12 | HIT:31 | Shots:42 | +/-:+3 S45 | EDM | GP:18 | G:7 | A:11 | P:18 | PIMs:24 | HIT:56 | Shots:68 | +/-:+8 S46 | EDM | GP:4 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:2 | HIT:9 | Shots:11 | +/-:-5 S47 | EDM | GP:6 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | PIMs:6 | HIT:24 | Shots:25 | +/-:+2 S48 | EDM | GP:5 | G:2 | A:2 | P:4 | PIMs:0 | HIT:11 | Shots:19 | +/-:0 S49 | EDM | GP:23 | G:7 | A:17 | P:24 | PIMs:18 | HIT:76 | Shots:89 | +/-:-2 -------------------------------------------------------------- Awards and Achievements: S37 | STL Kanye Summers Award for Regular Season Team MVP S37 | STL Bradley Wingels Award for Best Forward S40 | Gold Medal Winner S40 | Aidan Richan Trophy Winner S44 | Became 4th player in Edmonton Blizzard History to reach 1000 Hits S45 | Challenge Cup Champion S45 | Anton Razov Trophy for Playoff MVP S45 | Silver Medal Winner S46 | 1st Team All Star S46 | Sarmad Kahn Nominee S46 | Jef Darr Nominee S47 | Jef Darr Nominee S49 | Challenge Cup Champion S49 | Anton Razov Nominee -------------------------------------------------------------- Draft/Signing/Trade History: S35 | Signed to STL S36 | Drafted to Calgary 26th overall S36 | Traded to Edmonton
Ambacas “Femboy Hooters” Cuddles | D | Tampa Bay Barracuda
Former USA Fed Head, Carolina Kraken Co-GM, Tampa Bay Barracuda GM

Frans Eller
Blonde
Goalie sexy man.
Pack?

RIP Dangel. See you on the other side, brother

bomp

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Simothy Drunkebird
Just make a bird with a hockey stick
SFP maybe
i sent you a meme on discord

turns out my parents r coming over tomorrow, so im moving the stream to sunday at 10 am est

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ya ya hey

if u a rookie and u want a sig heres what u gotta do

post ur players name, hair colour, whether they're a skater or a goalie and whether or not they have a beard (and other defining physical characteristics idk) and where u get drafted on saturday

and also a meme


on sunday 10 am est i will pop back in here, choose four rookies who posted the best memes (and arent inactive that would suck) and stream the sigmaking process on twitch.

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turns out my parents r coming over tomorrow, so im moving the stream to sunday at 10 am est

do me

Samat Beibitzhanov 
Goalie
Light brown hair
Manhattan

Credit to Geck, Ragnar and Juni for sigs

Самат Бейбітжанов | G | Colorado | Atlanta  Name: Samat Beibitzhanov Age: 19 Birthplace: Karaganda, Kazakhstan Height: 5'11" Weight: 191 lbs Number: 12/20 Name Bodycount: IIIIIIII ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SMJHL Regular Season:  S51 | COL | GP: 44 (20-22-2) | .889 SV% | 2.65 GAA | SO: 1 | 0 PIM S52 | COL | GP: 41 (22-13-5) | .892 SV% | 2.83 GAA | SO: 0 | 4 PIM S53 | COL | GP: 32 (11-18-2) | .910 SV% | 2.73 GAA | SO: 2 S54 | COL | GP: 30 (15-11-4) | .910 SV% | 2.27 GAA | SO: 2 SHL Regular Season:  S54 | MAN | GP: 5 (4-0-0) | .903 SV% | 1.45 GAA | SO: 1 S55 | MAN | GP: 10 (6-1-1) | .928 SV% | 1.70 GAA | SO: 1 S56 | ATL | GP: 44 (22-19-3) | .915 SV% | 3.12 GAA | SO: 3 S57 | ATL | GP: 51 (25-21-4) | .910 SV% | 2.89 GAA | SO: 4 S58 | ATL | GP: 51 (24-25-0) | .914 SV% | 3.19 GAA | SO: 3 IIHF Regular Season:  S53 | RUS | GP: 12 (4-8-0) | .912 SV% | 3.01 GAA | SO: 0 S54 | RUS | GP: 12 (3-9-0) | .917 SV% | 3.01 GAA | SO: 0  S55 | RUS | GP: 12 (4-8-0) | .903 SV% | 3.30 GAA | SO: 0  S56 | RUS | GP: 12 (2-10-0) | .879 SV% | 5.55 GAA | SO: 0 S57 | RUS | GP: 12 (4-8-0) | .905 SV% | 4.64 GAA | SO: 0  S58 | RUS | GP: 12 (7-3-2) | .926 SV% | 3.50 GAA | SO: 0 ------------------------------------------------------------ Clout Box: S50 WJC Gold Medal Team Russia S51 All-Rookie Team S51 Brutal SMJHL RoTY snub S52 Tom Corcoran Nomination S52 WJC Gold Medal Team UCORCAL Original Colorado Goal Horn Creator S53 WJC Bronze Medal 2x SMJHL All-Star

Мағжан Шаяхметов | Russia Co-Fed Head Name: Magzhan Shayakhmetov 2x WJC GM, 1x Gold Medal S52 UCORCAL S56-Present Russia Co-Fed Head S58 IIHF Semifinalist

GoalieScore Record Holders and Winners CHAMPION OF LIFE S53 - Luca Del Vecchio S54 - Harry Carpet S55 - Markus Tegernako S56 - Knox Booth S57 - Luca Del Vecchio S58 - Frans Eller S59 - Nicolae Antonescu S60 - Vincent Mietitore ----------------------------------- HISTORICAL CHAMPIONSHIP S53-54 - Luca Del Vecchio S54-55 - Harry Carpet S55-56 - Markus Tegernako S56-Present - Knox Booth