loco's big draft special: the draft bot
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Okay, today I'm going to do the "rank every player in the draft" thing that people did. Oh god, there's fucking 6 pages of prospects? Okay we're doing this differently. First, let's save each page, and parse out the players. We are looking for anything in the page with the format [S55] <Position> - <name>, and it ends with a tag </a>. Our regex will look something like this: \[S55]\s(.*)\s-\s(.*)\<
Code: import re From this, we get a complete list of players and their position: [('Left Wing', 'Ivo Lüx'), ('Right Wing', 'Asclepius Perseus Flitterwind'), ('Center', 'Ginger McAlester'), ... ('Right Defense', 'Kolja Kekkonen')]. Hmm... it would be nice to add usernames into the mix. I'm going to abuse regex hard for this, but I'll spare you all the details, and just say it works. For the 1337 hax0rs, I butchered this: \[S55]\s(.*)\s-\s(.*)\<.*\s.*\s.*\s.*\>.*\<a.*\>(.*)\<\/a From here, we need to create a draft ranking. There's way too many players for this, and everyone knows the SMJHL is mostly a crap shoot, so let's just randomly generate this. Code: def make_draft_ranking(l): Now, we should try to generate unique comments on each player. This is going to, ass the kids say, "suck ass" to program. We could make it so that the phrases can repeat, but our esteemed draft bot would never do such a thing. That means, with 117 users, we're going to need to generate a lot of words. We'll need intro grammar, like "[first_name] is/will be/provides", "good/great/lovely/fantastic", "discord/activity/media". This is going to suck so bad. The intro grammar alone took me 15 minutes and i only came up with 12, as in there will be 10 repeats. I think we will punt this one a bit, since it's 11:25, and I'm running out of time. With more time, I would've tried to generate things like "Liam Slate is a fantastic right winger, already with great media posts", i.e. grammar, positional marker, compliment, some kind of site activity like media or discord activity, and in the back half add negative qualifiers. Instead, due to time constraints, everyone is just getting grammar, a compliment, and their position. We'll get it right next time. We end up with 12 grammar phrases, and 56 positive phrases, so 672 combinations. We still may see some repeat, but we'll live with that for now. Here's the code: Code: def make_words(): ''' return grammar + positive words with correct tenses ''' Now let's put it all together: Code: def make_entry(rank, player_tup): Here is a sample: Wile Coyote (Center) @Brucehum Wile will be unthinkable center Let's run this thing! ---- 1. Peter Ramsey (Goalie) @Hoovuh Peter will be great pick at goalie 2. Chris Goodname (Right Defense) @kikish18 Chris already is an extraordinary right defense 3. Colin Lambert (Left Defense) @rum_ham Colin ,a top prospect in his class, is a glorious left defense 4. Soulless Ginger (Left Defense) @soullessginger Soulless ,a top prospect in his class, is a brilliant left defense 5. Clayton Carlsen (Right Wing) @sharkaiders Clayton will be magical right winger 6. Domenic Alessandrini (Left Wing) @kylecorbett42 Domenic looks to impress as a god tier left winger 7. Young Logo (Right Wing) @Loganjj21 Young can be a great addition thanks to his skill as a hard working right winger 8. Juan Fernandez (Right Wing) @skurlexx Juan would be a great addition to a team thanks to skill as an unthinkable right winger 9. Rusty Willows (Right Wing) @Omega Rusty can be a great addition thanks to his skill as an ace right winger 10. Victor Ball (Right Wing) @jcfbey01 Victor is a player who will be a smart right winger 11. Pavel Kharlamov (Right Wing) @RippleLuck Pavel would be a great addition to a team thanks to skill as a remarkable right winger 12. Axel Foley (Left Defense) @Mazatt Axel will provide support glorious left defense 13. Bud Light Lime Bud Light Lime (Right Defense) @travis.stoffer Bud will provide support impressive right defense 14. Philip Stein (Left Wing) @IHateBobNutting Philip looks to impress as a high flying left winger 15. Skipper Joe (Center) @Cuffy Skipper wowed SMJHL GMs with his play as a fabulous center 16. Lonnie O'Donoghue (Right Defense) @Good_Ole_Kimmy Lonnie ,a top prospect in his class, is a magical right defense 17. Big Drincc (Right Wing) @LB. Big will provide support ace right winger 18. James Boxman II (Center) @siddhus James wowed SMJHL GMs with his play as a glorious center 19. James Hagan (Left Wing) @CampinKiller James would be a great addition to a team thanks to skill as a tremendous left winger 20. James Gogol (Right Wing) @GamesJogol James is a player who will be a monumental right winger 21. Kolja Kekkonen (Right Defense) @WannabeFinn Kolja wowed SMJHL GMs with his play as a remarkable right defense 22. Jason Desrouleaux (Left Wing) @Gooney Jason will provide support divine left winger 23. Aston Martin (Right Wing) @Warner Aston has the potential to become a great right winger 24. Alex Marshall (Right Wing) @DonutDefender Alex has the potential to become a brilliant right winger 25. Stan Q. Next (Center) @iamslm22 Stan is a glorious center 26. Antoine Bergeron (Left Defense) @Yakupov64 Antoine can be a great addition thanks to his skill as a keen left defense 27. Zelma Zuntnere (Left Wing) @Jogurtaa Zelma wowed SMJHL GMs with his play as a groovy left winger 28. Ginger McAlester (Center) @Ginger56 Ginger looks to impress as a generational talent at center 29. Nathan Thomas (Right Defense) @KaleSalad Nathan looks to impress as a neat right defense 30. Ivo Lüx (Left Wing) @motzaburger Ivo will be wicked left winger 31. Martin Nedved (Right Wing) @Medis Martin has the potential to become a super right winger 32. Nicco Mull (Left Wing) @Nicco_Mull Nicco would be a great addition to a team thanks to skill as a wicked left winger 33. Bob Poppinfresh (Center) @bluebob22 Bob would be a great addition to a team thanks to skill as an out of this world center 34. TURG TURG (LW) @ThisSeemsFishy TURG already is a wicked lw 35. Blip Blop (Left Defense) @ThatDamnWookiee Blip is a hard working left defense 36. Biggs Secksy (Left Wing) @BadLck Biggs ,a top prospect in his class, is an overwhelming left winger 37. Neg Rep (Right Defense) @Carlz Neg will be keen right defense 38. Malik Wilkins (Right Defense) @Fizzy Malik is a player who will be an unbelievable right defense 39. Johnny Shuffleboard (Right Defense) @mee Johnny can be a great addition thanks to his skill as a super right defense 40. Daniil Nikiforov (Center) @DELIRIVM Daniil has the potential to become a sublime center 41. Keisuke Suzuki (Goalie) @rieksts Keisuke can be a great addition thanks to his skill as a nutty goalie 42. Guðmundur Kristjánsson (Right Wing) @Fluw Guðmundur is a player who will be a wonderful right winger 43. Terrence "Big Terry" Smith (Right Defense) @Puljujarvi98 Terrence will provide support generational talent at right defense 44. Rudy Gay (Left Wing) @rg_8522 Rudy wowed SMJHL GMs with his play as an unbelievable left winger 45. Kōjō Murata (Goalie) @j-malz Kōjō wowed SMJHL GMs with his play as an impressive goalie 46. Cody Spinka (Center) @CapoPirate Cody is a player who will be an epic center 47. Emery Khan (Right Defense) @Chromium Knight Emery will be divine right defense 48. Blunt Man (Goalie) @Obsidian311 Blunt has the potential to become a remarkable goalie 49. Wile Coyote (Center) @Brucehum Wile would be a great addition to a team thanks to skill as a neat center 50. Ethan Smith (Goalie) @Esmith4358 Ethan may be an awesome goalie 51. Harry Walker (Left Defense) @chilidawg Harry will be strong left defense 52. Walton Stromberg (Center) @sulovilen Walton will be perfect center 53. Igor Victory (Left Defense) @Wearingabear Igor looks to impress as a crucial left defense 54. Kyle Izzy (Left Wing) @Samee Kyle ,a top prospect in his class, is an interesting left winger 55. Devin Basher (Right Wing) @HanTheMan_ Devin will provide support interesting right winger 56. Turk Turkleton (Right Defense) @Turkleton Turk is a player who will be a great pick at right defense 57. Loser Dude (Left Wing) @LoserDude Loser can be a great addition thanks to his skill as a sublime left winger 58. Florentin Rauséus (Right Wing) @teddyperra Florentin will provide support winning right winger 59. Randy Everist (Left Wing) @reverist Randy wowed SMJHL GMs with his play as a brilliant left winger 60. Marc Palicka III (Left Wing) @BaseScoutX1 Marc will be perfect left winger 61. Travish Mann (Center) @WildfireMicro Travish would be a great addition to a team thanks to skill as a great pick at center 62. Jax Gracie (Left Wing) @Im_A_Boonana Jax may be a nutty left winger 63. Ryan Rieley (Left Wing) @Brandon Ryan can be a great addition thanks to his skill as a beautiful left winger 64. William Reynolds (Right Wing) @sharksisback William may be a hard working right winger 65. Cam Nosreh (Right Wing) @Mac Cam can be a great addition thanks to his skill as a magical right winger 66. Jesse Seppänen (Left Wing) @crutch Jesse will provide support fabulous left winger 67. CD Qwig (Right Wing) @qwig CD is a highly skilled right winger 68. Ismael Sanchez (Right Wing) @Ismael8907 Ismael is a player who will be an impressive right winger 69. Joker LeBlanc (Left Wing) @CablePlays Joker is a nutty left winger 70. Max Ripoff (Left Wing) @guy Max is a super left winger 71. Brett Connelly (Center) @bpc91 Brett ,a top prospect in his class, is a great pick at center 72. Rikard Bjerg (Right Defense) @AgentSmith630 Rikard ,a top prospect in his class, is a winning right defense 73. Jed Mosley Jr (Right Defense) @JayTee Jed is a player who will be a generational talent at right defense 74. Jonathan Lillehammer (Right Wing) @Scheetzzy Jonathan has the potential to become a strong right winger 75. Kyle Reinholt (Right Wing) @kylereinholt Kyle would be a great addition to a team thanks to skill as a fabulous right winger 76. Conner Hutton (Right Defense) @overdoo Conner is a player who will be a fabulous right defense 77. Alexander Oscarsson (Right Wing) @Zema Alexander can be a great addition thanks to his skill as a divine right winger 78. Adrik Baranov (Left Defense) @Jorec Adrik will provide support top-notch left defense 79. Ryu Jones (Left Wing) @SFresh3 Ryu is a player who will be a smart left winger 80. Zakkira Diporov (Right Wing) @TheSparkyDee Zakkira may be a neat right winger 81. HeHateMe DanglesForDays (Right Wing) @Vorshayla HeHateMe is a player who will be a highly skilled right winger 82. Neato Jimbo (Left Defender) @ScorpXCracker Neato is a player who will be a wonderful left defender 83. Young Cowboy (Center) @desruial Young has the potential to become a brilliant center 84. Tokamir Ripovski (Left Wing) @FEV X Tokamir looks to impress as a wicked left winger 85. Júnior Guarda (Goalie) @Loco Júnior is a player who will be a wild goalie 86. Juris Berzina (Left Wing) @ThoProce Juris already is an impressive left winger 87. Taylor Gervais (Right Wing) @Pamplemousse Taylor already is an epic right winger 88. Boris Bison (Right Defense) @tylerw30 Boris will be groovy right defense 89. Hennesey-Gallchobhar O'McGuiness (Right Defense) @the_paytonium Hennesey-Gallchobhar will be extraordinary right defense 90. Teddy Park (Left Defense) @trashae Teddy wowed SMJHL GMs with his play as an extraordinary left defense 91. Eric Garza (Left Wing) @Gmixx36 Eric would be a great addition to a team thanks to skill as a wild left winger 92. Hubert Andrews (Center) @hughesab Hubert can be a great addition thanks to his skill as a wonderful center 93. Sammy Blaze (Center) @hockeyfan Sammy will provide support outstanding center 94. Juan Hunna-Pussent (Left Wing) @AdamS Juan will provide support interesting left winger 95. Jöörgüštrâäd DuBølk (Left Defense) @MCP_ Jöörgüštrâäd will be beautiful left defense 96. Walrus Walrus (Goalie) @ThePandaGod Walrus already is an overwhelming goalie 97. Alexei Yashin (Center) @Lockdown Defense Alexei has the potential to become a sublime center 98. Hunter Scott (Center) @I'll change this later Hunter already is a groovy center 99. Lord Raiden (Center) @Jumbobone19 Lord wowed SMJHL GMs with his play as a groovy center 100. Mack Daddy (Center) @Mack Mack ,a top prospect in his class, is an outstanding center 101. James Kimanje (Right Wing) @VRTX L4S3R James would be a great addition to a team thanks to skill as a must pick right winger 102. Liam Slate (Right Wing) @Tylar Liam already is a good right winger 103. Nicolae Antonescu (Goalie) @Rancidbudgie Nicolae ,a top prospect in his class, is a glorious goalie 104. Mertin Broduer (Goalie) @KarrdisBored Mertin is a smart goalie 105. Videl Satan (Right Wing) @ValorX77 Videl ,a top prospect in his class, is an unthinkable right winger 106. Justin Smith (Center) @Canuckmale1988 Justin looks to impress as a prodigy at center 107. MIervaldis Nemiers (Center) @Gukis MIervaldis has the potential to become a keen center 108. Sam Collins (Center) @flyingmonkeys2020 Sam already is a remarkable center 109. Nicolas Aquino (Right Wing) @Chargers4L Nicolas will be fantastic right winger 110. Jonas Müller (Right Wing) @Simmie58 Jonas can be a great addition thanks to his skill as a magical right winger 111. Am Sory (Right Wing) @soryantyler Am has the potential to become a groovy right winger 112. Theo Kondos (Left Wing) @Ohtaay Theo will provide support outstanding left winger 113. Moritz Müller (Right Wing) @Brojoh456 Moritz will be high flying right winger 114. Juli Schneider (Left Wing) @RiderLAK Juli may be an overwhelming left winger 115. Nolan Theurer (Right Wing) @ntheurer Nolan may be a good right winger 116. Asclepius Perseus Flitterwind (Right Wing) @CaptainCrazy Asclepius is a keen right winger 117. Sven Gunnar (Center) @Southie Sven will be ace center Code: This was 956 of typed content, then 1900 of generated content. I am fine with either getting half or even no credit for the generated part, but this did take me 2 and a half hours. also, x2 for draft content
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Loco
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Most of the code in this had a few errors, I can update it if people are interested.
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Registered v cute guy 05-18-2020, 09:34 AMAgentSmith630 Wrote:we did it algorithm fixedQuote:72. Rikard Bjerg (Right Defense) @AgentSmith630
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