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S57 PT #2 - SHL Fantasy Camp

the tampa bay barracuda (the best team ever to ever exist) hosted this weird camp thing where people could pay to like live in a hotel and meet some players but like we totally scammed em over here in tampa. @Fitted2106 and i made the money moves on those clowns. we tell em yeah youre gonna be chillin with real members of the tampa bay barracuda! oh man who could you see, tom fiddler... michael fitted!!! oh man oh man i gotta sign up. so these people would sign up for the camp thinking that getting hyped as fuck to meet ambacas cuddles or some shit and when they meet the guys theyll be chillin with its fuckin flash gordon and tobias lindeman LMAOOOOOO like bruh we frfr scammed these people blindddddd im dead. straight up finessed these rich superfans. @PremierBromanov @Fitted2106 and i pledge to use all profits towards donations to political campaigns so we can enforce our socialist ideology on the government

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Ah, The Hamilton Steelhawks.... What a historic organization. A fantasy camp? Wow! The amount of cool alumni that would show up is crazyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!! Ronnie Westbrook? Ben Dover? Joe McKeil? Jakob Tanner? Ben Waters, famous musician and once the Steelhawks goalie? JP Gay? incredible, illustrious, beautiful names. Vijanupatan Singh will also be attending, bringing a recipe using the famous fijian yaqona plants. Amenities? Well, who could the forget the great Hamilton Steelhawks finger sandwich, made with locally cured ham, and cheddar cheese from france. Also included is a stay at the famous Hamilton hotel in Hamilton, a 2 star hotel complete with semen filled rooms. The craziest thing? The Hamilton Steelhawks are giving away Hugh Jazz jerseys? POg? for free? and also Skao Anazibf jockstraps? complete with stench? wow! but the greatest thing of them all? the price??????? its only 6 dollars for the entire fantasy cfamp! wow! that is incredible deal i cant believe they are doing this for such a cheap price. so buy the fantasy camp today!.

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The Minnesota Monarchs annual Fantasy Camp is just around the corner, and we're celebrating our 5th year. This year promises to be a memorable one as many legends and players from Chiefs and Monarchs' past will be present. This year's camp will be going through December 20th to December 23rd.

Packages start at $4200 and include a stay at the Minneapolis Four Seasons hotel, a room service tab of six hundred dollars, and a plate at the team dinner on the twenty third. Among those alumni present will be Alonzo Garbanzo, Bobby Watson, and Chernika Banananov. Autograph signings will be available for a short period on the twenty third. Also included are two tickets to your choice of home game of choice* and a full kit of Minnesota Monarchs gear which includes a home and away sweater and full kit of branded sweats. The tickets provided will be dependent on availability of seats at the games you would like to attend, so be sure to sign up as soon as possible to ensure you get tickets to the games you want to see!

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First ever Norwegian IIHF Goal!!
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2. Team Norway , Jackson Rodgers-Tanaka 1 (Isabella Esparza-Osvaldson, Aleksander Andrezjeck) at 5:50

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the tampa bay barracuda are going to be holding a huge fan training camp for all of their simulation hockey league fans of the simulation hockey league franchise tampa bay barracuda to attend and have fun with tons of great alumni of the tampa bay barracuda simulation hockey league franchise of the past. They will meeet up and learn from greats like flacko lagerfield and alex zajac to have fun and play some simulation hockey league tampa bay barracuda brand hockey with the greats mentioned such as flacko lagergield and alex zajac. Fans in attendance will also be treated to lots of great snakcs courtesy of the simulation hockey league franchise tampa bay barracuda such as simulation hockey league tamap bay barracuda burritos, filled iwth lots of ingredients like ground beef lettuce cheese beans tomatos corn and more its super good. Also there is big suprrise from simulatoin hockey league franchise tampa bay barracuda cause currnet player tom fiddler will be in attendence woah that is super cool what a great guy for doing this for the fans.

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I dont know what a fantasy camp. So many hockey alumni players hockey are coming to the great fantasy camp of winnipeg. so many alumni. but what the heck they are hamilton players? why is that? does anyone know why that is? you would think they would be attending a hamilton fantasy camp yet they all flown up from hamilton to winnipeg. anyways so the players there were Ben dover. former hamilton steelhawk star defneseman. he was so good and won cups in hamilton. also wow? is that nour harrak? yeah it is he is here too. so many ameneites. there will be a hotdog stand where we sell hot dogs and sausage. there are no surprises in store. the entry fee would be $500 because of all the alumni you see, the price must be high to get your entry. anyways the event was so fun and everyone in attendance had a good time for the most part i think.

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ASPEN/SNOWMASS PRESENTS.....

COLORADO RAPTORS FANTASY CAMP



Here, in the deep snow mountains of Snowmass Ski Resort, the Dino Gang will host their fantasy camp in the temporary indoor ice rink at the foot off the resort right by Snowmass Village.
Here, you can:
  • Stay for 4 days and 3 nights in the chalets surrounding the Snowmass Ski Resort.
  • Multiple games along side the notable Colorado Alumnis such as: Scotty Crawfling, Troy McClure III, Emeka Valentine-Okoli and Wuma Duce
  • Ski and board around the entirety of the Snowmass Ski Resort. That is over 3300 acres all to the fantasy camp
  • Gain tickets to various Colorado matches, playoffs included
  • Special Edition merchandises
    And alot more.....

All of this will come at a cost of $3780 (VAT Included). This will cover accomodation, food, equipment and other expenses thought the camp.

So come around to Snowmass Jurassic Park, the Raptors will be waiting for you.

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First SMJHL Goal: Colorado Raptors, Emeka Valentine-Okoli 1 (Mikelis Ozoliņš 4, Loki Odinsson 3) at 3:12, 2nd Period (GWG) / SMJHL S47 Game 47 Day 12: Colorado Raptors vs Detroit Falcons
First SHL Goal: Texas Renegades, Emeka Valentine-Okoli 1 (Josef Kubinec 5, Ricky Spanish 4) at 16:23, 2nd Period / SHL S51 Game 71 Day 16: Edmonton Blizzard vs Texas Renegades

Eternal RaptorsRaptors Old, onwards we roll Rage

And Let's Retire at the Pinnacle

Come and join us for the annual LA Panthers fantasy camp. For only the low price of $5,000 you can receive on ice training from current Panthers stars. Joining the list of trainers this year is newcomer Jimmy Slothface, joined by captain Phillip Winter, rookies Elias Kierkegaard, and Linus Grimstad. It will be an exciting and entertaining weekend full of on ice training followed by a 4 team tournament at the Staples Center. Each coach will pick teams for an all-star style tournament where the winning team gets a signed stick from the entire Panthers roster. The fantasy camp also includes:

3 Night stay at The Westin Bonaventure Hotel of Los Angeles.

Meals catered by local celebrity chef Antonia Lofaso.

Meet and greets with Panthers Alumni: Chester Cunningham and Valterri Bottas.

A Los Angeles Panthers home jersey with customized name and number.

Sign up now as there are only 100 spots available for this once in a lifetime opportunity. Don't miss out on your chance to live in the limelight like an SHL superstar.

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The Quebec City Citadelles are a relatively new team in the SMJHL, having only entered around 3 seasons ago they’ve quickly developed their team into one of the most dominant in the league. As a way to give back to their already rapidly growing fanbase they decided to host a fantasy camp for fans to go see, experience, and join the players in getting ready for the S57 SMJHL season.

Some of the cool stuff fans will get upon entering the program for a small price of $6969.69, is a bunch of Citadelles gear. Everything from jerseys, socks, helmets, skates and sticks will be available to fans at a massive discount so they’ll really get their money's worth!

They’ll also get a personalized tour throughout the entire facility from the locker rooms, to the executive offices, and most importantly on the ice! This tour will be led by a mix of players and coaches, and if you’re lucky the two GM’s might show you around as well!

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The Renegades will host their first ever fantasy camp the weekend before Christmas. While the price-tag is hefty, $3000 it includes quite a lot. Fans will get to skate on the ice with a handful of alumni including Jack Durden, Conklin Owen, and Vladmir Lidstrom. In addition, they will get to attend a Taylor Swift Concert with current starts Josef Kubinec and Noah Brusky which includes backstage passes. They will be able to attend two home games of their choice for the remainder of the season with seats right behind the penalty box. Prior to the puck dropping they will be able to take penalty shot lessons from Kubinec. There will also be a raffle for a brand new Roku and a 12-month subscription for HBO Max which they can’t use on that device. Each person will also get a ransom of merchandise including a signed jersey of their choice, pucks, a stick, and a Renegade mask.

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Welcome to sunny, not so beautiful Tampa Bay, rookie! For the low, low price of just 649 dollars and 99 cents, you can mingle with some of the Tampa Bay Barracuda's greats... like... what good players did we have sign up for this camp again? Lagerfield and Zajac? That's it? Anyway, as I was saying, with your low priced fantasy camp, you can get yourself a custom Barracuda jersey, stick, gloves, helmet, and all the other crazy hockey gear you could imagine! On top of that, you will get to play alongside Flaco Lagerfield in a somewhat worthwhile game. Included for the $649.99 price tag is a week's worth of game tickets, meaning you'll get to see your hometown favorite Cuda playing live at Amalie Arena! We honestly really just need to fill up seats, we're going broke from a lack of fans. Honestly, at this point, you might even crack the roster if you do good enough at the camp. It's not like we have any good guys playing for us right now anyway.

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At the Edmonton Blizzard fantasy camp you will be seeing none other than general managers Tommy Salami and Connor Tanner alongside current unannounced captain, Jean-Paul Boivin. Alongside a meet and greet with some of the best of all time, we will be taking you through a walk through of the entire facility, including a fitness test from none other than current assists leader, Jon Forty-One. If none of that is exciting enough for you, the final piece of the puzzle is a signed jersey from a player of your choosing. There is one other part of the tour that we try to hide from a majority of the public, due to the sensitivity of the topic, and that is the fact that for an extra 99.99 you are invited to a private milking of star forward Julio Tokolosh, this is something you would never see if not for this special opportunity. I implore each and every one of you to think long and hard about this never again opportunity.

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At the Hamilton Steelhawks Fantasy Camp, you will meet great legends like Robert Phelps, Ben Dover, Ronnie Westbrook, Flacko Lagerfield, and Ben Waters. There will be laptops for league of legends games of course, when the players wont be on the ice they will be playing league of legends and losing games in league so they can win games in fhm. There will be also movie nights on every saturday where we will be watching whatever movie that fits into a specific theme of that weekend, and there will be 3 choices and we pick the movie which will have the best sense of a boys night movie. The Hamilton steelhawk camp will make you feel like you are in the best discord in the shl and one of the best teams in the shl. I think it is something that you should all experience and something that you will not regret joining at all.




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