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S58 mPT #4 TPE Inflation

i am offering the shl to exchange their excess tpe for vouchers to get various paper discounts when they shop using dunder mifflin's brand new website to order paper for their paper supply needs.

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If I had to trade TPE for anything and risk losing it all, I would trade it all for chicken nuggets. Look, I’ll lose it all in the end but man if I’m right, I’ll have a lot of chicken nuggets.

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As a man with 920 TPE, I cannot afford to donate, trade or give away my TPE to anyone else. However, I will buy TPE from players who are near retiring (such as rex Kirkby). I will give him 5 cents per 1 TPE and he will make a solid 5 bucks and retire. It beats regression for sure.

there's a lot of things I'd trade my SHL tpe in for IRL the smart thing would probably be some currency that no one would think of that I could turn into real money, but instead I'll go with some Wendy's cheeseburgers those are great

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I will trade all of my TPE for CC2 to be shoved into the Hall of Fame. Back to back Dar winner and on pace to be the greatest physical forward of all time before the sim engine change that caught me at the end of regression. The change was rough for my career when most guys got to cruise at that moment, whereas I had lost my chance to get three in a row or make history. CC2 has the numbers, get him in.

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This is my kind of deal. Since I only have so much TPE, I need to choose something that will be high in value that I can re-sell on the open market for profit. Given that I only have a bit under 800 TPE, I can probably only spend about 200 without hurting my team too terribly. So I'm going to exchange my 200 TPE for 50 acres of land each in the wealthiest portions of Los Angles, New York, Chicago, and Seattle. The owners of anything in those 50 acres must suddenly rent from me, and my profit will absolutely skyrocket.

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I am going to trade my total points earned into total glizzies earned, allowing a ratio of 1:25, that is 1 TPE equals 25 glizzies. I will be the glizzy king and no one can stop me

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I'd go ahead and trade all of my tpe for bottles of pappy van winkle bourbon. They aftermarket of this bourbon has increased the price of the bottles of any part of the range to the thousands of dollars and I'd bet no one else is likely to ask for the same thing.

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I got this sick deal on years spent with Ariana Grande. 25 TPE per year! I'd happily retire a scrub if i could trade in 1750 tpe to spend 70 years with my boo. Best deal ever.

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it would be nice to have an extra 20 bucks so i guess i would trade a tpe for 20 bucks. that is a couple free combo meals my guy. three if you go to taco bell, tax included.


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I trade all my tpe and convert it to VBucks, as I'm pretty sure no one is young enough to STILL play fortnite in 2021 and then i sell the account and get EZ money.

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I will trade in all of my TPE, have my player auto-retired at season's end, and receive an infinite amount of self-confidence. I will then proceed to use that to get out of my dark cave and do something in the real world instead of being obsessed with making fake sports stars. Who am I kidding? That will never happen.

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I would trade in all my excess TPE for Bourbon. Mainly Makers Mark (Now that I am an ambassador). Every week I would trade roughly 50 TPE for a bottle of Makers. So I will never be empty. Its a Win/ Win situation. Except for the huge loss I will take after a night of drinking this stuff.

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I would trade 25 TPE for 25 Ben Waters limited edition figurines. I will then those 10 figurines for 10 Nour Harrak limited edition figurines and start a collection.

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I would trade in each individual TPE for 10 TPE. Madness, you say? Of course not. I doubt anybody else would even think to trade in TPE for bonus TPE and when the dust settled, each player would be decimated by the TPE purge while I'm sitting on more than 4,000 TPE. This would certainly result in my immediate call-up to Hamilton and a decade-long run of MVP trophies and championships. While other people might have tons of money or happiness or whatever else they're trading for, I'll have the greatest player in SHL history which is honestly worth more than my body weight in gold.

My jersey will hang from the rafters in Hamilton, Maine, and my home country of Sweden, and my trophy case will overflow with all the riches of my dominance. My grandkids will ask me some day: "Grandpa, was it worth it to trade in a potential life-changing fortune that could have created inter-generational wealth for your family just so you could be the best player in a fake hockey sim league?"

"Of course, Dogwood Maple III. Do you think they just give these things away?" (motioning to my life-size replica MVP trophies)

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