affilation https://probaseballexperience.jcink.net/...t&p=330281

Piotr Czerkawski | C/RW | S41 | 1843 Peak TPE | #77 | 319 G 443 A 762 P
Age: 25 | Height: 6'2" | Weight: 220 lbs
Player Type: Offensive Forward | Number: 77
Birthplace: Radomsko, Poland
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Awards/Honors
Selected 8th OA by Montreal Militia in S40 SMJHL Entry Draft
Selected 3rd OA by New England Wolfpack in S41 SHL Entry Draft
S41 | Named Alternate Captain of the Montreal Militia
S41 | Won the WJC Gold Medal with Eastern Europe
S44, S45 | President Trophy With Edmonton Blizzard
S45 | Cole Reinhart Trophy With Edmonton Blizzard  
S45 | Challenge Cup With Edmonton Blizzard  
S46 | Named Alternate Captain of the New Orleans Specters
S46 | Cole Reinhart Trophy With New Orleans Specters  
S47 | S47 All-Star 1st Team With New Orleans Specters  
S47 | S47 Nominee for Aidan Richan Trophy - Most Improved Player  
S50 | S50 All-Star 1st Team With New Orleans Specters  
S50 | Winner of Jay McDonald Trophy - Most Goals With New Orleans Specters  
S50 | Nominee for Ron Mexico Trophy - Most Valuable Player With New Orleans Specters  
S51 | S51 All-Star 3rd Team With New Orleans Specters  
S51 | President Trophy With New Orleans Specters
S51 | Winner of Jay McDonald Trophy - Most Goals With New Orleans Specters
S52 | President Trophy With San Francisco Pride
S52 | Cole Reinhart Trophy With San Francisco Pride  
S53 | S53 All-Star 3rd Team With San Francisco Pride  
S53 | Won the IIHF Silver Medal with Czechia   
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SHL Career Statistics
S43 | NEW | GP: 50   | G: 8  | A: 8 | P: 16  | PIM: 29 | HIT: 43  | +/-:  -19
S44 | EDM | GP: 50   | G: 9  | A:19 | P: 28  | PIM: 18 | HIT: 64  | +/-:  +7
S45 | EDM | GP: 50   | G: 8  | A: 6 | P: 14  | PIM: 5 | HIT: 5 | +/-:  +10  
S46 | NOS | GP: 50   | G:15 | A:23 | P: 38| PIM: 0  | HIT: 24 | +/-:  +9  
S47 | NOS | GP: 50   | G:24 | A:34 | P: 54| PIM: 19 | HIT: 77 | +/-:  +27  
S48 | NOS | GP: 50   | G:21 | A:23 | P: 44| PIM: 18 | HIT: 79 | +/-:  -1  
S49 | NOS | GP: 50   | G:15 | A:25 | P: 40| PIM: 57 | HIT: 150 | +/-:  -2  
S50 | NOS | GP: 50   | G:27 | A:30 | P: 57| PIM: 54 | HIT: 184 | +/-:  +14  
S51 | NOS | GP: 50   | G:28 | A:30 | P: 58| PIM: 26 | HIT: 120 | +/-:  +18  
S52 | SFP  | GP: 50   | G:13 | A:27 | P: 40| PIM: 31 | HIT: 167 | +/-:  +9  
S53 | SFP  | GP: 50   | G:33 | A:25 | P: 58| PIM: 38 | HIT: 88 | +/-:  +23  
S54 | SFP  | GP: 50   | G:19 | A:31 | P: 50| PIM: 32 | HIT: 84 | +/-:  +9  
S55 | TEX  | GP: 50   | G:17 | A:21 | P: 38| PIM: 24| HIT: 78| +/-:  +14  
S56 | MAN | GP: 50   | G:15 | A:28 | P: 43| PIM: 14| HIT: 83 | +/-:  +33  
S57 | MAN | GP: 66  | G:17 | A:36 | P: 53| PIM: 24 | HIT: 102| +/-:  +19  
S58 | MAN | GP: 66  | G:18 | A:36 | P: 54| PIM: 11 | HIT: 76| +/-:  -11  
S59 | MAN | GP: 66  | G:13 | A:9 | P: 22| PIM: 22 | HIT: 75| +/-:  -50   
S60 | MAN | GP: 66  | G:8 | A:20 | P: 28| PIM: 16 | HIT: 70| +/-:  -42   
S61 | LAP | GP: 66  | G:11 | A:12 | P: 23| PIM: 4 | HIT: 58| +/-:  -4   
SHL TOTAL | GP: 1030 | G:319| A:443| P:762| PIM:440| HIT:1627| +/-:  +53  
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SHL Playoff Statistics
S42 | NEW | GP: 6   | G:2  | A: 0  | P: 2  | PIM:0 | HIT: 9  | +/-:  -3  
S44 | EDM | GP:11   | G:2  | A: 0  | P: 2  | PIM:10 | HIT: 8  | +/-:  +1
S45 | EDM | GP:18   | G:3  | A: 2  | P: 5  | PIM:0 | HIT: 8  | +/-:  +7
S46 | NOS | GP:20   | G:3  | A: 9  | P:12  | PIM:2 | HIT: 15  | +/-:  +0
S47 | NOS | GP: 7   | G:2  | A: 3  | P: 5 | PIM:2 | HIT: 11  | +/-:  +0
S48 | NOS | GP: 13 | G:5  | A: 6  | P:11 | PIM:4 | HIT: 20  | +/-:  -2
S49 | NOS | GP: 10 | G:3  | A: 3  | P:6 | PIM:9 | HIT: 20  | +/-:  -2
S50 | NOS | GP: 10 | G:2  | A: 10  | P:12 | PIM:16 | HIT: 45  | +/-:  -2
S51 | NOS | GP: 5 | G:0  | A: 4 | P:4 | PIM:0 | HIT: 14  | +/-:  -1
S52 | SFP  | GP: 19   | G:7| A:9| P: 16 | PIM: 10 | HIT: 42| +/-:  -10  
S61 | LAP | GP: 5  | G:1 | A:1 | P: 2| PIM: 2 | HIT: 3| +/-:  -1   
SHL TOTAL | GP: 118| G:30| A:47 | P:76| PIM:55| HIT:195| +/-:  -13
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SMJHL Career Statistics
S40 | MTL | GP:50 | G:11 | A:12 | P:23 | PIM:8   | HIT:36 | +/-: -12  
S41 | MTL | GP:50 | G:20 | A:26 | P:46 | PIM:32 | HIT:44 | +/-:  +0  
S42 | MTL | GP:50 | G:12 | A:21 | P:33 | PIM:11 | HIT:16 | +/-: +12
SMJHL TOTAL | GP: 150 | G:43| A:59 | P:102| PIM:51| HIT:96| +/-:  0
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S40 | MTL | GP: 6   | G:2  | A: 0  | P: 2  | PIM:4 | HIT: 4  | +/-:  -4
S41 | MTL | GP:19  | G:9  | A:13 | P:22 | PIM:2 | HIT:18 | +/-: +9
S42 | MTL | GP: 9   | G:2  | A: 2  | P: 4  | PIM:7 | HIT: 8  | +/-:  -3
SMJHL TOTAL | GP: 34 | G:13| A:15 | P:28| PIM:13| HIT:30| +/-:  +2
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Contracts/Traded
S40 | Signed 1y / $3M Contract with Montreal Militia
S41 | Signed 1y / $3M Contract with New England Wolfpack
S42 | Signed 1y / $3M Contract with New England Wolfpack
S43 | Signed 3y / $15M Contract (S45 MO) with New England Wolfpack
S43 | Traded to the Edmonton Blizzard  
S45 | FA Rights Traded to the Tampa Bay Barracuda
S45 | Signed 2y / $8M Contract with New Orleans Specters
S47 | Signed 5y / $25M Contract with New Orleans Specters
S51 | Traded to San Francisco Pride for 1st Round Pick
S52 | Signed 1y / $5M Contract with San Francisco Pride
S53 | Signed 1y / $5.5 M Contract with San Francisco Pride
S54 | Signed 1y / $5M Contract with San Francisco Pride
S55 | Traded to Texas Renegades for 2 2nd Round Pick & 2 players 
S56 | Signed 1y / $8.5M Contract with Manhattan Rage
S57 | Signed 2y / $8M Contract with Manhattan Rage
S59 | Signed 1y / $4M Contract with Manhattan Rage
S60 | Signed 1y / $3M Contract with Manhattan Rage
S61 | Signed 1y / $3M Contract with Los Angeles Panthers


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“LETTER TO ZAKKIRA DIPOROV”


Dear SHL world, Zakkira Diporov is a garbage of a player and he will never amount to anything. He switched to a sniper and still can not score goals. The player we know as the “BIG RUSSIAN” of old. Is not a thing and will never be a thing. It never caught on when you tried to tell the league you are Zakkira BIG RUSSIAN Diporov… We have watched you grow from a 6th round pick to a second in the DRAFTS…. But you are not worth being a second round pick now. I am proud to say you would not go in the second round if we did a redraft of your class. You would have to go to the 5th round or undrafted. You are no good goal scorer. You used to hit good, now you can not even do that good. This letter I am writing to you because I want you to see how big of a disappointment you are to this team and the rest of the SHL. 


(170 words)

Drafted 2nd round 21st Pick by the Winnipeg Jets in S55 SHL Entry Draft 

GM of the UCORCAL in the WJC S55

S55 WJC Gold Medalist GM/Player for UCORCAL

Management Role for Russia in the IIHF

Recent Management Role / Head Coach for Winnipeg Aurora in SHL 

CO-GM St. Louis Scarecrows S57-S60

GM of the St. Louis Scarecrows S61-S72

S72 Challenge Cup Champion

Nikolai Evans is an American-born professional hockey player who represented Russia in international competition. The son of Simulation Hockey League Hall of Fame inductee Zach Evans and former professional hockey player Ekaterina Rudnikova, Nikolai Evans is largely regarded as one of the most disappointing second-generation players in the history of sporting competition.

Evans was drafted first overall in the Season 46 Simulation Hockey League Entry Draft by the Hamilton Steelhawks. Evans played for the Steelhawks for two seasons, tallying just two goals and 25 points over 100 games. Ultimately, Evans played 450 games for three teams in his career, including the Steelhawks, Tampa Bay Barracuda and Texas Renegades, with 205 points in those games.

Evans was part of the Tampa Bay Barracuda team which blew a 3-0 series lead against the Calgary Dragons in the Season 50 Challenge Cup Finals. In Season 52, Evans tricked voters into naming him the Most Improved Player in the league after a 17-goal season, but then proved he hadn't improved at all by scoring the same number of goals over the next three seasons combined before finally retiring from professional hockey and removing his stench from the league.

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Zach Evans || Forward || Winnipeg Jets
Name: Zach Evans
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 195 lbs
Number: 18
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SHL Career Statistics:
S32 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 9, A: 5, P: 14, +/-: -1, PIMS: 12, H: 59
S33 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 8, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 3, PIMS: 49, H: 106
S34 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 14, A: 14, P: 28, +/-: 7, PIMS: 46, H: 96
S35 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 22, A: 26, P: 48, +/-: -4, PIMS: 23, H: 113
S36 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 28, A: 30, P: 58, +/-: 23, PIMS: 51, H: 140
S37 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 24, A: 27, P: 51, +/-: 2, PIMS: 36, H: 220
S38 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 27. A: 38, P: 65, +/-: 12, PIMS: 45, H: 158
S39 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 32, P: 47, +/-: 11, PIMS: 43, H: 85
S40 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 22, A: 31, P: 53, +/-: 11, PIMS: 15, H: 49
S41 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 27, A: 35, P: 62, +/-: 26, PIMS: 34, H: 82
S42 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 29, P: 45, +/-: -3, PIMS: 15, H: 6
S43 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 29, P: 45, +/-: 11, PIMS: 27, H: 15
S44 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 14, A: 31, P: 45, +/-: 3, PIMS: 17, H: 17
S45 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 34, P: 49, +/-: 4, PIMS: 2, H: 27
CAREER: GP: 700, G: 257, A: 376, P: 633, +/-: 105, PIMS: 415, H: 1,173
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
S34 (WPG): GP: 5, G: 2, A: 1, P: 3, +/-: 0, PIMS: 4, H: 7
S36 (WPG): GP: 6, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 16
S37 (WPG): GP: 18, G: 11, A: 14, P: 25, +/-: 19, PIMS: 12, H: 81
S38 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 6, A: 9, P: 15, +/-: 5, PIMS: 4, H: 32
S39 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: -2, PIMS: 6, H: 31
S40 (WPG): GP: 14, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 1, PIMS: 13, H: 7
S41 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 8, A: 6, P: 14, +/-: 3, PIMS: 9, H: 26
S43 (WPG): GP: 17, G: 4, A: 9, P: 13, +/-: 11, PIMS: 2, H: 4
S44 (WPG): GP: 18, G: 4, A: 15, P: 19, +/-: 7, PIMS: 0, H: 3
S45 (WPG): GP: 4, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 2
CAREER: GP: 121, G: 46, A: 69, P: 115, +/-: 41, PIMS: 50, H: 209
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S30 (DET): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 12, P: 28, +/-: 8, PIMS: 10, H: 44
S31 (DET): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 23, P: 38, +/-: -2, PIMS: 35, H: 84
CAREER: GP: 100, G: 31, A: 35, P: 66, +/-: 6, PIMS: 45, H: 128
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S30 (DET): GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 2, H: 0
S31 (DET): GP: 13, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 3, PIMS: 0, H: 9
CAREER: GP: 18, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: 2, PIMS: 2, H: 9
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IIHF Statistics (Russia):
S30: GP: 11, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 7
S32: GP: 13, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -4, PIMS: 4, H: 17
S33: GP: 11, G: 3, A: 6, P: 9, +/-: 5, PIMS: 4, H: 12
S34: GP: 11, G: 6, A: 2, P: 8, +/-: 2, PIMS: 2, H: 10
S35: GP: 13, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 4, PIMS: 18, H: 22
S36: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 3, P: 7, +/-: -3, PIMS: 2, H: 5
S37: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: 0, PIMS: 0, H: 8
S38: GP: 13, G: 3, A: 10, P: 13, +/-: 8, PIMS: 4, H: 5
S39: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 6, P: 12, +/-: 1, PIMS: 2, H: 11
S40: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -6, PIMS: 2, H: 8
S41: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: 0, PIMS: 2, H: 7
S42: GP: 10, G: 5, A: 9, P: 14, +/-: 5, PIMS: 0, H: 1
S43: GP: 13, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 6, PIMS: 0, H: 0
S44: GP: 10, G: 4, A: 8, P: 12, +/-: 1, PIMS: 0, H: 0
S45: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 1, P: 7, +/-: -13, PIMS: 0, H: 2
CAREER: GP: 167 G: 54, A: 65, P: 119, +/-: 5, PIMS: 40, H: 105
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Transactions and Awards:
Drafted 25th overall by Detroit, S30 SMJHL Entry Draft
S30 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy Winner
Drafted 5th overall by Winnipeg, S31 SHL Entry Draft
S32 Oriens Trophy Winner (Co-GM, Detroit)
S32 IIHF Bronze Medalist
S36 SHL Second-Team All-Star
S37 Challenge Cup Champion
S38 Sergei Karpotsov Trophy Winner
S38 SHL First-Team All-Star
S38 Sarmad Khan Trophy Winner
S38 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner
S38 Damian Littleton Trophy Winner
S38 IIHF Gold Medalist
S43 IIHF Silver Medalist
S44 Challenge Cup Champion
Inducted into SHL Hall of Fame, S47
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Two things are infinite.

Nikolai Evans || Defenseman || HAM/TBB/TEX
Name: Nikolai Evans
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 19
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SHL Career Statistics:
S47 (HAM): GP: 50, G: 1, A: 10, P: 11, +/-: -4, SB: 39, H: 32
S48 (HAM): GP: 50, G: 5, A: 9, P: 14, +/1: 6, SB: 57, H: 37
S49 (TBB): GP: 50, G: 9, A: 14, P: 23, +/-: -22, SB: 78, H: 51
S50 (TBB): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: 4, SB: 64, H: 39
CAREER: GP: 200, G: 22, A: 53, P: 75, +/-: -16, SB: 238, H: 159
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
S48 (HAM): GP: 5, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, SB: 6, H: 3
S49 (TBB): GP: 12, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 0, SB: 20, H: 8
S50 (TBB): GP: 19, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 1, SB: 29, H: 6
CAREER: GP: 36, G: 6, A: 12, P: 18, +/-: 0, SB: 55, H: 17
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S45 (MTL): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 13, P: 20, +/-: -1, SB: 60, H: 25
S46 (MTL/HFX): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: -1, SB: 47, H: 68
CAREER: GP: 100, G: 14, A: 33, P: 47, +/-: -2, SB: 107, H: 93
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S45 (MTL): GP: 6, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: -1, SB: 7, H: 4
S46 (HFX): GP: 13, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -4, SB: 18, H: 14
CAREER: GP: 19, G: 5, A: 5, P: 10, +/-: -5, SB: 25, H: 18
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IIHF Statistics (Russia):
S45: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -5, SB: 12, H: 2
S46: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, SB: 11, H: 2
S47: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 7, P: 9, +/-: 2, SB: 17, H: 12
S48: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/-: -6, SB: 22, H: 0
S49: GP: 15, G: 6, A: 6, P: 12, +/-: -6, SB: 25, H: 7
CAREER: GP: 61, G: 10, A: 19, P: 29, +/-: -17, SB: 87, H: 23
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WJC Statistics:
S44 (World): GP: 15, G: 6, A: 7, P: 13, +/-: 8, SB: 18, H: 13
S45 (Russia): GP: 22, G: 2, A: 10, P: 12, +/-: -13, SB: 33, H: 14
S46 (Russia): GP: 28, G: 9, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 0, SB: 26, H: 14
CAREER: GP: 55, G: 17, A: 32, P: 48, +/-: -5, SB: 77, H: 41
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Transactions and Awards:
Drafted 1st overall by Montreal, S45 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 1st overall by Hamilton, S46 SHL Entry Draft
Traded to Halifax Raiders during S46 SMJHL season
Traded to Tampa Bay Barracuda prior to S49 SHL season
S48 Fantasy Global Champion
S50 Mathias Chouinard Trophy Winner
I'll finish updating this at some point
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The Russian Prince

Zdenko Beranek || Winger || Quebec City Citadelles
Name: Zdenko Beranek
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 175 lbs
Number: 27
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S55 (QCC): GP: 50, G: 6, A: 15, P: 21, +/-: -22, PIMS: 6
S56 (QCC): GP: 50, G: 10, A: 27, P: 37, +/-: 9, PIMS: 20
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Transactions and Awards:
Drafted 1st overall by Quebec City, S55 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 18th overall by Seattle, S56 SHL Entry Draft
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Le Petite Chèvre

Signatures by Vulfzilla, Jepox, Jess, rum_ham, Ragnar, and myself

 

Binko Koivu | S64 D | Colorado Raptors | Atlanta Inferno


Guy Zheng | S46 D -> F | Atlanta Inferno | United Kingdom | 2134 Peak TPE | Retired
Birthplace: United Kingdom
Height: 6' 3"
Weight: 215 lbs
Number: 40
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Trophies, Awards, and Medals:
S46 | KEL | Quilha Agante Trophy (SMJHL Top Defenseman)
S47 | NEW | Ryan Jesster Nominee (SHL Best Rookie)
S47 | NEW | All Rookie Team
S47 | GB  | IIHF Gold
S49 | GB  | IIHF Silver
S52 | GB  | IIHF Gold
S53 | GB  | IIHF Bronze
S54 | GB  | IIHF Silver
S55 | GB  | IIHF Gold
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S45 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 24 | P: 31 | ATOI: 20.61 | HIT: 37 | SB: 51 | +/-: -14
S46 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 32 | P: 42 | ATOI: 21.87 | HIT: 27 | SB: 49 | +/-: 19
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SMJHL Playoffs Statistics:
S45 | KEL | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | ATOI: 21.80 | HIT: 2 | SB: 4 | +/-: -5
S45 | KEL | GP: 18 | G: 2 | A: 13 | P: 15 | ATOI: 22.07 | HIT: 7 | SB: 24 | +/-: -5
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SHL Career Statistics:
S47 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 22 | P: 27 | ATOI: 22.76 | HIT: 45 | SB: 89 | +/-: -9
S48 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 19 | P: 24 | ATOI: 21.72 | HIT: 44 | SB: 53 | +/-: -1
S49 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 21 | P: 28 | ATOI: 21.62 | HIT: 45 | SB: 55 | +/-: 21
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SHL Playoffs Statistics:
S49 | NEW | GP: 15 | G: 4 | A: 3 | P: 7 | ATOI: 21.96 | HIT: 11 | SB: 15 | +/-: 12
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Transactions:
S45 | KEL | SMJHL Draft | 15th Overall
S45 | KEL | Contract | $3M AAV, 1 Season
S46 | NEW | SHL Draft | 15th Overall
S46 | NEW | Contract | $3M AAV, 3 Seasons
S49 | NEW | Contract | $5M AAV, 2 Seasons

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Colin Lambert ll Left Defence ll Barracuda

J.J. James Jamerson Angler is a absolute amateur who can only look good when his team is doing all the work. Give him the puck and he will lose it straight away.
One of the things almost nobody knows, J.J. James Jamerson is not even his real name. He is Called Joe Poopface Angler. Poopface comes from a family of Football players. Poopface still couldn't get trained in Football to even catch a single ball, thats why the family decided that he should give hockey a try. He couldn't score anything in his college years and in his rookie years he only scored goals when the puck would bounce of his stick completely by accident. The only reason why he made it this far into the SHL is because his parents are rich and basically bought his way into the league. Without his parents Poopface would be a complete waste of oxigen consuming material. He should not be in the SHL and we can only hope that the Head Office of the SHL will kick him out soon because his performance is nothing short of absolute garbage.

J.J. James Jamerson Angler
J.J. stands for JayJay

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Andreas Kvalheim | LW | Toronto North Stars
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SHL Regular Season Statistics
S47 TEX||GP: 50|G: 11|A: 11|P: 22|+/-: 5|PIM: 30|SOG: 88|HIT: 57|
SHL Career Statistics
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SHL Playoff Statistics
SHL Career Playoff Statistics
TBD
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S44 MTL||GP: 50|G: 7|A: 11|P: 18|+/-: 0|PIM: 32|SOG: 75|HIT: 57|
S45 MTL||GP: 50|G: 16|A: 19|P: 35|+/-: 13|PIM: 45|SOG: 120|HIT: 109|
S46 MTL||GP: 50|G: 17|A: 14|P: 31|+/-: 1|PIM: 48|SOG: 130|HIT: 119| 
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
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Transactions:
S44 - Drafted 1st round, 3rd overall by the Montreal Militia
S44 - Signed 1 year, $2M contract with the Montreal Militia
S45 - Drafted 1st round, 2nd overall by the Texas Renegades
S45 - Signed 3 year, $8M contract with the Texas Renegades
S48 - Signed 3 year, $12M contract with the Texas Renegades
S51 - Signed 4 year, $24M contract with the Texas Renegades
S55 - Signed 4 year, $20M contract with the Texas Renegades
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Awards/Achievements:
S45 - World Junior Championships Gold
S46 - World Junior Championships Silver
S50 - Jeff Dar Trophy
S52 - SHL Third Team All-Star
S54 - Jeff Dar Trophy
S54 - SHL Third Team All-Star
S55 - Jeff Dar Trophy
S56 - Jeff Dar Trophy
S59 - Challenge Cup
S59 - IIHF Bronze Medal
S62 - Challenge Cup
S65 - IIHF Bronze Medal
S66 - IIHF Bronze Medal
S67 - IIHF Gold Medal
S71 - IIHF Bronze Medal
S72 - IIHF Silver Medal


Kristian Eriksson | RW | Retired | Hall of Fame
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Height: 6'2"
Weight: 203 lbs
Number: 3
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SHL Regular Season Statistics
S21 TOR||GP: 52|G: 14|A: 19|P: 33|+/-: 7|PIM: 43|Shots: 159|H: 86|
S22 TOR||GP: 52|G: 17|A: 10|P: 27|+/-: -7|PIM: 38|Shots: 136|H: 99|
S23 TOR||GP: 52|G: 20|A: 19|P: 39|+/-: -3|PIM: 62|Shots: 159|H: 101|
S24 TOR||GP: 52|G: 19|A: 22|P: 41|+/-: -8|PIM: 91|Shots: 195|H: 129|
S25 TOR||GP: 50|G: 21|A: 29|P: 50|+/-: 2|PIM: 52|Shots: 181|H: 157|
S26 TOR||GP: 50|G: 13|A: 24|P: 37|+/-: -2|PIM: 77|Shots: 141|H: 144|
S27 TOR||GP: 50|G: 16|A: 19|P: 35|+/-: 4|PIM: 69|Shots: 166|H: 119|
S28 TOR||GP: 50|G: 24|A: 21|P: 45|+/-: 16|PIM: 43|Shots: 212|H: 108|
S29 TOR||GP: 50|G: 20|A: 16|P: 36|+/-: -5|PIM: 52|Shots: 219|H: 153|
S30 TOR||GP: 50|G: 24|A: 28|P: 52|+/-: 16|PIM: 54|Shots: 228|H: 212|
S31 TOR||GP: 50|G: 27|A: 35|P: 62|+/-: 19|PIM: 58|Shots: 229|H: 167|
S32 TOR||GP: 50|G: 23|A: 18|P: 41|+/-: -7|PIM: 44|Shots: 232|H: 212|
S33 TOR||GP: 50|G: 24|A: 19|P: 43|+/-: 4|PIM: 53|Shots: 205|H: 213|
S34 TOR||GP: 50|G: 25|A: 18|P: 43|+/-: 9|PIM: 65|Shots: 224|H: 187|
S35 TOR||GP: 50|G: 16|A: 20|P: 36|+/-: -1|PIM: 32|Shots: 187|H: 92|
S36 TOR||GP: 50|G: 20|A: 19|P: 39|+/-: -1|PIM: 4|Shots: 233|H: 18|
S37 TOR||GP: 50|G: 21|A: 34|P: 55|+/-: 2|PIM: 24|Shots: 219|H: 66|
S38 TOR||GP: 50|G: 27|A: 29|P: 56|+/-: -15|PIM: 5|Shots: 246|H: 32|
S39 TOR||GP: 50|G: 31|A: 32|P: 63|+/-: 11|PIM: 4|Shots: 270|H: 12|
S40 TOR||GP: 50|G: 26|A: 33|P: 59|+/-: 16|PIM: 4|Shots: 218|H: 12|
S41 TOR||GP: 50|G: 19|A: 23|P: 42|+/-: -7|PIM: 6|Shots: 178|H: 35|
S42 TOR||GP: 50|G: 18|A: 11|P: 29|+/-: -13|PIM: 12|Shots: 136|H: 38|
S43 TOR||GP: 50|G: 11|A: 9|P: 20|+/-: -20|PIM: 6|Shots: 117|H: 34|
S44 TOR||GP: 50|G: 13|A: 16|P: 29|+/-: 17|PIM: 6|Shots: 107|H: 45|
SHL Career Statistics
GP: 1208|G: 489|A: 523|P: 1012|+/-: 34|PIM: 904|Shots: 4597|H: 2471|
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SHL Playoff Statistics
S21 TOR||GP: 7|G: 3|A: 2|P: 5|+/-: 1|PIM: 0|Shots: 26|H: 15|
S24 TOR||GP: 7|G: 3|A: 3|P: 6|+/-: 3|PIM: 21|Shots: 26|H: 16|
S26 TOR||GP: 14|G: 4|A: 9|P: 13|+/-: 6|PIM: 24|Shots: 57|H: 60|
S27 TOR||GP: 9|G: 2|A: 3|P: 5|+/-: 0|PIM: 10|Shots: 29|H: 23|
S28 TOR||GP: 5|G: 2|A: 0|P: 2|+/-: 4|PIM: 4|Shots: 25|H: 7|
S29 TOR||GP: 11|G: 2|A: 5|P: 7|+/-: -1|PIM: 6|Shots: 41|H: 29|
S31 TOR||GP: 12|G: 7|A: 5|P: 12|+/-: 3|PIM: 12|Shots: 63|H: 36|
S33 TOR||GP: 11|G: 7|A: 10|P: 17|+/-: 5|PIM: 8|Shots: 54|H: 51|
S34 TOR||GP: 7|G: 0|A: 5|P: 5|+/-: -5|PIM: 4|Shots: 33|H: 20|
S35 TOR||GP: 17|G: 10|A: 10|P: 20|+/-: -3|PIM: 2|Shots: 82|H: 37|
S36 TOR||GP: 6|G: 2|A: 3|P: 5|+/-: 0|PIM: 0|Shots: 28|H: 5|
S37 TOR||GP: 18|G: 3|A: 8|P: 11|+/-: -4|PIM: 8|Shots: 80|H: 27|
S44 TOR||need to add
SHL Career Playoff Statistics
GP: 124|G: 45|A: 63|P: 108|+/-: 9|PIM: 99|Shots: 544|H: 326|
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S19 KEL||GP: 40|G: 14|A: 12|P: 26|+/-: -4|PIMS: 6|Shots: 86|H: 21|
S20 KEL||GP: 40|G: 13|A: 22|P: 35|+/-: 6|PIMS: 4|Shots: 140|H: 21|
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S19 KEL||GP: 6|G: 2|A: 1|P: 3|+/-: -2|PIMS: 0|Shots: 14|H: 1|
S20 KEL||GP: 17|G: 11|A: 9|P: 20|+/-: 6|PIMS: 4|Shots: 57|H: 5|
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Transactions:
S19 - Drafted 1st round, 6th overall by the Kelowna Knights
S19 - Signed 1 year, $2M contract with Kelowna
S20 - Drafted 2nd round, 13th overall by the Toronto North Stars 
S20 - Signed 3 year, $7.5M contract with Toronto
S23 - Signed 4 year, $14M contract with Toronto
S27 - Signed 5 year, $10M contract with Toronto
S32 - Signed 4 year, $15M contract with Toronto
S36 - Signed 3 year, $15M contract with Toronto
S39 - Signed 2 year, $12M contract with Toronto
S41 - Signed 2 year, $7M contract with Toronto
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Awards/Achievements:
S19 - Michael Astorino Award (Hardest Working Player - Kelowna Knights)
S19 - Zach Miller Trophy Finalist
S20 - John McBride Award (Playoff MVP - Kelowna Knights)
S20 - Ronan O'Keefe Trophy (Leading Scorer in the SMJHL Playoffs)
S21 - IHF World Championships Silver Medal
S22 - IHF World Championships Bronze Medal
S23 - IHF World Championships Bronze Medal
S24 - Named Captain of the Toronto North Stars
S24 - All-Star Game Starter
S25 - First Team All-Star
S25 - Jeff Dar Trophy Finalist
S27 - IHF World Championships Silver Medal
S28 - IHF World Championships Gold Medal
S29 - IHF World Championships Gold Medal
S30 - Third Team All-Star
S31 - First Team All-Star
S31 - Jeff Dar Trophy Finalist
S31 - Ron Mexico Trophy
S35 - Challenge Cup
S35 - Anton Razov Trophy
S37 - Third Team All-Star
S39 - First Team All-Star
S39 - Jay McDonald Trophy
S40 - First Team All-Star
S44 - First player in SHL history to reach 1000 points
S46 - Inducted into SHL Hall of Fame


Raymond Lindsay | RW | Retired | Hall of Fame
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 207 lbs
Number: 7
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NWJHL Career Statistics
S2 ANA||GP: 30|G: 29|A: 24|P: 53|+/-: 12|PIMS: 34|Shots: 117|H: 45|SB: 8|
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NWJHL Playoff Statistics
S2 ANA||GP: 7|G: 5|A: 5|P: 10|+/-: 1|PIMS: 20|Shots:20|H: 6|SB: 2|
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SHL Statistics
S3 HAM||GP: 40|G: 14|A: 5|P: 19|+/-: 0|PIMS: 60|Shots: 82|H: 60|SB: 10|    
S4 HAM||GP: 40|G: 11|A: 9|P: 20|+/-: 0|PIMS: 16|Shots: 98|H: 54|SB: 19|  
S5 HAM||GP: 40|G: 16|A: 16|P: 32|+/-: 11|PIMS: 32|Shots: 161|H: 60|SB: 10|
S6 HAM||GP: 60|G: 26|A: 29|P: 55|+/-: 8|PIMS: 20|Shots: 247|H: 95|SB: 46|
S7 HAM||GP: 50|G: 15|A: 30|P: 45|+/-: -3|PIMS: 27|Shots: 192|H: 78|SB: 24|
S8 HAM||GP: 50|G: 21|A: 20|P: 41|+/-: -3|PIMS: 126|Shots: 174|H: 61|SB: 14|
S9 HAM||GP: 50|G: 25|A: 34|P: 59|+/-: 24|PIMS: 56|Shots: 123|H: 104|SB: 17|
S10 HAM||GP: 50|G: 16|A: 39|P: 55|+/-: 23|PIMS: 63|Shots: 118|H: 87|SB: 14|
S11 HAM||GP: 50|G: 21|A: 22|P: 43|+/-: 8|PIMS: 46|Shots: 91|H: 91|SB: 9|
S12 HAM||GP: 50|G: 12|A: 11|P: 23|+/-: 4|PIMS: 12|Shots: 111|H: 34|SB: 2|
S13 HAM/CAL||GP: 50|G: 13|A: 14|P: 27|+/-: 6|PIMS: 10|Shots: 107|H: 42|SB: 1|
S14 CAL||GP: 50|G: 5|A: 3|P: 8|+/-: -4|PIMS: 14|Shots: 49|H: 94|SB: 3|
SHL Career Statistics
GP: 580|G: 195|A: 232|P: 427|+/-: 74|PIMS: 482|Shots: 1553|H: 860|SB: 169|  
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SHL Playoff Statistics
S3 HAM||GP: 15|G: 4|A: 5|P: 9|+/-: 1|PIMS: 12|Shots:50|H: 26|SB: 9|
S4 HAM||GP: 5|G: 1|A: 1|P: 2|+/-: -1|PIMS: 0|Shots:10|H: 3|SB: 2|
S5 HAM||GP: 12|G: 5|A: 3|P: 8|+/-: 4|PIMS: 18|Shots:49|H: 20|SB: 3|
S7 HAM||GP: 14|G: 4|A: 5|P: 9|+/-: 0|PIMS: 18|Shots:49|H: 17|SB: 5|
S11 HAM||GP: 15|G: 6|A: 10|P: 16|+/-: 0|PIMS: 25|Shots:34|H: 24|SB: 2|
S12 HAM||GP: 5|G: 2|A: 3|P: 5|+/-: -1|PIMS: 0|Shots:13|H: 2|SB: 0|
SHL Career Playoff Statistics
GP: 46|G: 14|A: 14|P: 28|+/-: 4|PIMS: 48|Shots: 158|H: 66|SB: 19|
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Transactions:
Drafted 26th overall by Anaheim in the S2 NWJHL Draft
Drafted 3rd overall by Hamilton in the S3 SHL Entry Draft
Signed a 3 Year/12 Million contract with Hamilton
Signed a 2 Year/8 Million extension with Hamilton
Modified contract to 2mil per year
Signed a 5 Year/2.5 Million extension with Hamilton
Traded to Calgary in S13
Retired at end of S14
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Awards/Achievements:
S2 NWJHL All-Star
S2 Aaron Brown Trophy
S2 Drayson Williams Trophy Winner
S3 Calder Trophy Winner
SHL All-Star S5, S6, S7, S8
IHF Team Canada S4, S5, S6, S7, S8
S4 IHF Silver
Prince George Firebirds GM S4-S5, Co-GM S9-S10
S4 Four Star Cup (GM)
S5 IHF Gold
Hamilton Steelhawks GM S5-S8
S6 IHF Gold
S7 IHF Gold
S11 Challenge Cup
Retired ~15th in all-time scoring
S20- Inducted into Steelhawks Hall of Fame
S22- Inducted into SHL Hall of Fame

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Brooklyn Physt || LD/RD || Colorado Raptors
Height: 5'11" || Weight: 162lbs
Number: 7
Birthplace: New Orleans, US of A


August Von Hecht || G || Tampa Bay Barracuda
Height: 5'8" || Weight: 179lbs
Number: 89
Birthplace: Frankfurt, Germany
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SMJHL Season Career Statistics
S66: ANC GP: 62 W: 29 L: 25 OTL: 5 SO: 1 GAA: 3.30 SV%: .895%
S67: ANC GP: 58 W: 29 L: 20 OTL: 7 SO: 3 GAA: 2.86 SV%: .902%
S68: ANC GP: 56 W: 30 L: 21 OTL: 5 SO: 4 GAA: 3.02 SV%: .893%
S69: ANC GP: 33 W: 14 L: 14 OTL: 1 SO: 4 GAA: 2.97 SV%: .884%
TOT: ANC GP: 209 W: 102 L: 80 OTL: 18 SO: 12 GAA: 3.05 SV%: .895%
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SMJHL Playoff Career Statistics
S66: ANC GP: 6 W: 2 L: 3 OTL: 1 SO: 0 GAA: 2.85 SV%: 0.906%
S67: ANC GP: 5 W: 1 L: 2 OTL: 1 SO: 0 GAA: 4.36 SV%: .863%
S68: ANC GP: 10 W: 5 L: 3 OTL: 2 SO: 0 GAA: 2.77 SV%: .884%
S69: ANC GP: 8 W: 3. L: 3 OTL: 2 SO: 1 GAA: 3.79 SV%: .873%
TOT: ANC GP: 29 W: 11 L: 11 OTL: 6 SO: 1 GAA: 3.33 SV%: .882%
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SMJHL Hardware
S67 Cedric Robinson Trophy Nominee
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SHL Season Career Statistics
S70: TBB GP: 57 W: 13 L: 39 OTL: 1 SO: 0 GAA: 4.87 SV%: .885%
S71: TBB GP: 58 W: 17 L: 29 OTL: 6 SO: 1 GAA: 4.14 SV%: .900%
TOT: TBB GP: 115 W: 30 L: 68 OTL: 7 SO: 1 GAA: 4..50 SV%: .893%
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SHL Playoff Career Statistics
S70: TBB GP: 0 W:0 L: 0 OTL: 0 SO: 0 GAA: 0.00 SV%: .000%
S71: TBB GP: 5 W:1 L: 4 OTL: 0 SO: 1 GAA: 4.41 SV%: .899%
TOT: TBB GP: 5 W:1 L: 4 OTL: 0 SO: 1 GAA: 4.41 SV%: .899%
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SHL Hardware
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Ruslan "Sparkplug" Zaporozhets || LW || Toronto/Calgary
Height: 6'1" || Weight: 200lbs
Number: 18
Birthplace: Zaporizhzhya, Ukraine
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SMJHL Season Career Statistics
S50: STL GP: 50 G: 15 A: 12 PTS: 27 +/-: -9 PIM: 20 SH: 114 SH%: 13.16% Hits: 33 SB: 8 Fighting: 0-0-0
S51: STL GP: 50 G: 19 A: 21 PTS: 40 +/-: +1 PIM: 21 SH: 122 SH%: 15.57% Hits: 50 SB: 6 Fighting: 0-0-1
S52: STL GP: 50 G: 16 A: 30 PTS: 46 +/-: +11 PIM: 12 SH: 149 SH%: 10.47% Hits: 71 SB: 9 Fighting: 0-0-0
S53: STL GP: 50 G: 17 A: 25 PTS: 42 +/-: -10 PIM: 20 SH: 161 SH%: 10.56% Hits: 47 SB: 34 Fighting: 0-0-0
Tot: STL GP: 200 G: 67 A: 88 PTS: 155 +/-: -7 PIM: 73 SH: 546 SH%: 8.15% Hits: 201 SB: 57 Fighting: 0-0-1
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SMJHL Playoff Career Statistics
S50: STL GP: 13 G: 4 A: 3 PTS: 7 +/-: -1 PIM: 0 SH: 24 SH%: 16.67% Hits: 11 SB: 1 Fighting: 0-0-0
S51: STL GP: 12 G: 4 A: 6 PTS: 10 +/-: 7 PIM: 6 SH: 34 SH%: 11.76% Hits: 14 SB: 2 Fighting: 0-0-0
S52: STL GP: 17 G: 3 A: 5 PTS: 8 +/-: -3 PIM: 6 SH: 56 SH%: 5.36% Hits: 16 SB: 6 Fighting: 0-0-0
S53: STL GP: 14 G: 5 A: 3 PTS: 8 +/-: 0 PIM: 2 SH: 47 SH%: 10.64% Hits: 19 SB: 5 Fighting: 0-0-0
Tot: STL GP: 42 G: 16 A: 17 PTS: 33 +/-: 3 PIM: 14 SH: 161 SH%: 10.06% Hits: 60 SB: 14 Fighting: 0-0-0
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SHL Season Career Statistics
S54: TOR GP: 50 G: 16 A: 22 PTS: 38 +/-: -20 PIM: 28 SH: 109 SH%: 14.68% Hits: 111 SB: 56 Fighting: 0-0
S55: TOR GP: 50 G: 6 A: 15 PTS: 21 +/-: -41 PIM: 41 SH: 102 SH%: 05.88% Hits: 136 SB: 58 Fighting: 0-1
S56: TOR GP: 50 G: 15 A: 21 PTS: 36 +/-: -20 PIM: 24 SH: 121 SH%: 12.40% Hits: 115 SB: 40 Fighting: 0-0
S57: TOR GP: 66 G: 17 A: 31 PTS: 48 +/-: 5 PIM: 35 SH: 212 SH%: 8.02% Hits: 126 SB: 36 Fighting: 2-1
S58: TOR GP: 66 G: 37 A: 34 PTS: 71 +/-: 33 PIM: 20 SH: 216 SH%: 17.13% Hits: 159 SB: 40 Fighting: 0-0
S59: TOR GP: 66 G: 24 A: 39 PTS: 63 +/-: 14 PIM: 44 SH: 194 SH%: 12.40% Hits: 152 SB: 33 Fighting: 0-2
S60: TOR GP: 66 G: 22 A: 30 PTS: 52 +/-: 20 PIM: 48 SH: 179 SH%: 12.30% Hits: 274 SB: 17 Fighting: 0-0
S61: TOR GP: 66 G: 20 A: 22 PTS: 42 +/-: 11 PIM: 12 SH: 172 SH%: 11.60% Hits: 148 SB: 22 Fighting: 0-0
S62: TOR GP: 66 G: 16 A: 25 PTS: 41 +/-: 3 PIM: 38 SH: 165 SH%: 9.7% Hits: 182 SB: 28 Fighting: 0-0
S63: CGY/TOR GP: 65 G: 18 A: 21 PTS: 39 +/-: 7 PIM: 65 SH: 145 SH%: 12.40% Hits: 210 SB: 14 Fighting: 1-0
S64: TOR GP: 66 G: 18 A: 26 PTS: 44 +/-: -14 PIM: 22 SH: 139 SH%: 12.90% Hits: 183 SB: 64 Fighting: 0-0
S65: TOR GP: 66 G: 11 A: 19 PTS: 30 +/-: -29 PIM: 8 SH: 139 SH%: 7.90% Hits: 106 SB: 45 Fighting: 0-0
S66: TOR GP: 66 G: 17 A: 30 PTS: 47 +/-: 6 PIM: 16 SH: 170 SH%: 10.00% Hits: 85 SB: 78 Fighting: 0-0
Tot: TOR/CGY GP: 809 G: 237 A: 335 PTS: 572 +/-: -25 PIM: 401 SH: 2063 SH%: 11.49% Hits: 1987 SB: 531 Fighting: 3-4 
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SHL Playoff Career Statistics
S54: TOR Did not qualify
S55: TOR Did not qualify
S56: TOR Did not qualify
S57: TOR Did not qualify
S58: TOR GP: 19 G: 4 A: 7 PTS: 11 +/-: 5 PIM: 2 SH: 49 SH%: 8.16% Hits: 51 SB: 5 Fighting: 0-0-0
S59: TOR Did not qualify
S60: TOR GP: 4 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 +/-: -3 PIM: 0 SH: 3 SH%: 33.33% Hits: 12 SB: 0 Fighting: 0-0-0
S61: TOR GP: 5 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 +/-: 3 PIM: 0 SH: 6 SH%: 0.00% Hits: 8 SB: 4 Fighting: 0-0-0
S62: TOR GP: 4 G: 0 A: 2 PTS: 2 +/-: -7 PIM: 0 SH: 7 SH%: 0.00% Hits: 12 SB: 1 Fighting: 0-0-0
S63: TOR GP: 5 G: 2 A: 1 PTS: 3 +/-: 1 PIM: 4 SH: 11 SH%: 18.2% Hits: 21 SB: 2 Fighting: 0-0-0
S64: TOR GP: 5 G: 2 A: 0 PTS: 2 +/-: -3 PIM: 0 SH: 8 SH%: 25.0% Hits: 10 SB: 6 Fighting: 0-0-0
S65: TOR GP: 6 G: 1 A: 5 PTS: 6 +/-: 4 PIM: 0 SH: 15 SH%: 6.07% Hits: 9 SB: 4 Fighting: 0-0
S66: TOR GP: 6 G: 1 A: 5 PTS: 6 +/-: 4 PIM: 0 SH: 15 SH%: 6.07% Hits: 9 SB: 4 Fighting: 0-0
Tot: TOR GP: 48 G: 10 A: 18 PTS: 28 +/-: E PIM: 6 SH: 99 SH%: 10.10% Hits: 123 SB: 22 Fighting: 0-0-0
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SHL Hardware
S54 Ryan Jesster Nominee
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SMJHL Hardware
NOTHING
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IIHF Awards/Medals
S53 Won Silver with Czechia
S54 Won Bronze with Czechia
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Richard "Big Dick" Physt || RD/LD || Alumni of Kel/Tor/Nola || Retired/CoGM of Toronto
Height: 6'1" || Weight: 202lbs ||
Number: 62
Birthplace: Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
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SMJHL Season Career Statistics
S38 Kel GP:50, G:0, A:8 P:8, +/-:-1, PIMS:27, H:48, SB:32 fight rec: 0-0-1
S39 Kel GP:50, G:2, A:22, P:24, +/-10, PIMS:57, H:81, SB:39, fight rec: 0-0-1
S40 Kel GP:50, G:2, A:16, P:18, +/-14, PIMS:65, H:76, SB:48, fight rec: 0-0-5
SMJHL Season Career Totals: Teams: Kel GP:150, G:4, A:46, P:50, +/-:23, PIMS:149, H:205, SB:119, fight rec: 0-0-7
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SMJHL Playoff Career Statistics
S38 Kel GP:6, G:0, A:1 P:1, +/-:-0, PIMS:2, H:8, SB:7 fight rec: 0-0-0
S39 Kel GP:4, G:0, A:2, P:2, +/-0, PIMS:4, H:11, SB:1, fight rec: 0-0-0
S40 Kel GP:10, G:2, A:1, P:3, +/-3, PIMS:6, H:17, SB:14, fight rec: 0-0-0
SMJHL Playoff Career Totals: Teams: Kel GP:20, G:2, A:4, P:6, +/-:3, PIMS:12, H:36, SB:22, fight rec: 0-0-0
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SHL Season Career Statistics
S41 Tor GP:50, G:4, A:10, P:14, +/- -3, PIMS:120, H:83, SB:66, fight rec: 1-2-3
S42 Tor GP:50, G:2, A:14, P:16, +/- -9, PIMS:71, H:100, SB:82, fight rec: 1-0-2
S43 Tor GP:50, G:2, A:24, P:26, +/- 0, PIMS:44, H:109, SB:68, fight rec: 0-0-0
S44 Tor GP:50, G:6, A:10, P:16, +/- +10, PIMS:66, H:149, SB:76, fight rec: 1-0-1
S45 Tor GP:50, G:2, A:24, P:26, +/- +7, PIMS:44, H:123, SB:44, fight rec: 0-0-2
S46 Nola GP:50, G:4, A:28, P:32, +/- +27, PIMS:64, H:139, SB:54, fight rec: 1-0-1
S47 Nola GP:50, G:6, A:26, P:32, +/- +26, PIMS:67, H:119, SB:55, fight rec: 0-1-0
S48 Nola GP:50, G:6, A:29, P:35, +/- +14, PIMS:96, H:132, SB:62, fight rec: 1-1-1
S49 Nola GP:50, G:5, A:21, P:26, +/- -7, PIMS:59, H:101, SB:76, fight rec: 0-1-0
S50 Nola GP:50, G:4, A:29, P:33, +/- 14, PIMS:48, H:115, SB:74, fight rec: 0-0-0
SHL Season Totals: Teams: Tor/Nola GP:500, G:41, A:215, P:256, +/- +79, PIMS:679, H:1170, SB:657, fight rec: 5-5-10
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SHL Playoff Career Statistics
S41 Tor Did Not Qualify
S42 Tor Did Not Qualify
S43 Tor Did Not Qualify
S44 Tor GP:7, G:2, A:2, P:4, +/- 0, PIMS:8, H:25, SB:14, fight rec: 0-0-0, Finish: Semi Finals
S45 Tor GP:5, G:0, A:3, P:3, +/- 0, PIMS:6, H:16, SB:9, fight rec: 0-0-0, Finish: Semi Finals
S46 Nola GP:20, G:1, A:5, P:6, +/- -8, PIMS:32, H:55, SB:25, fight rec: 0-0-2, Finish: Cup Finals
S47 Nola GP:7, G:0, A:3, P:3, +/- 0, PIMS:15, H:20, SB:5, fight rec: 0-1-0, Finish: Semi Finals
S48 Nola GP:13, G:2, A:2, P:4, +/- 0, PIMS:30, H:29, SB:21, fight rec: 1-1-0, Finish: Conference Finals
S49 Nola GP:11, G:1, A:4, P:5, +/- -1, PIMS:8, H:19, SB:17, fight rec: 0-0-0, Finish: Conference Finals
SHL Playoff Totals: Teams: Tor/Nola GP:63, G:6, A:19, P:25, +/- -9, PIMS:99, H:164, SB:91, fight rec: 1-2-2
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GM Season Statistics
S61: Tor W: 33, L: 29, OTL: 4, Cups:0
S62: Tor W: 32, L: 29, OTL: 5, Cups:0
Total: Tor W: 65, L: 58, OTL: 9, Cups:0
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SHL Hardware
Turd Ferguson Trophy (S41)
Mathias Chouinard Trophy (Western Conference Champions) (S46)
Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) Nominee (S47)
Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) Nominee (S50)
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SMJHL Hardware
4 Star Cup (S40)
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IIHF Awards/Medals
S43 Won Bronze with Austria
S45 Won Bronze with Austria
S47 Won Bronze with Austria
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Cal "Name Redacted" Covid is an edgy, shitty goaltender for the Manhattan Rage of the SHL who makes everyone's life worse by existing. He spent 4 seasons ruining the Vancouver Whalers of the SMJHL by undoubtedly always being the worst active goaltender on the roster. He did the same for Team World in the World Junior Championships for two seasons, before switching over to team UCORCAL for his final two years. In his first year at UCORCAL he lucked into a WJC gold medal, dragged there by a much better goaltender in Thor Odinson. The following season the same thing happened in the SMJHL, with a much better rookie goaltender in Jon St. Ark yanking the team across the finish line for the season, and a dominant team in front of him winning the Four Star Cup.

In the SHL, Name Redacted has done nothing of consequence. Peter Larson put on a complete clinic for the first few years and Name Redacted didn't learn a single damn thing. In season 60, Name Redacted was such a horrible teammate and friend that everyone over 1600TPE left the team.

He has not been nominated for any individual awards because there's no "Biggest Piece of Shit" award.

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As you might know, Jay Sink's biggest hater is Seattle Argonauts/Carolina Kraken forward Daud Ramza. Given what we know about Ramza, there are no lows he wouldn't stoop to in order to discredit and defame Jay Sink. While not at all false, he'd be sure to reference the fact that Ramza was taken with the pick before Sink in the S58 SMJHL Draft and take time to talk about Ramza, because that's the type of person he is. Anchorage's back-to-back finals appearances with Sink on the team? Well, they would've won without him.

The worst and most damning thing Ramza might write is that Jay Sink does not actually love his fans. The gift cards he throws into the stands after games? Not activated. Just bits of plastic. The free pizza Anchorage fans receive paid for by Jay Sink? Not actually paid by Jay Sink, paid for by the Armada organisation to boost Sink's image in order to sell jerseys. The hour he spends taking selfies with fans after every game? It's not even him. It's a body double. These are the kind of despicable, unthinkable lies Ramza would write. (191 words)

Anton Mihailov || Atlanta Inferno || Seattle Argonauts || C || 2005 TPE
Height: 6ft 0in
Weight: 176 lbs
Hometown Vatican, Vatican
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SHL STATISTICS
Regular Season
S60 || Atlanta Inferno || GP: 66 || G: 15 || A:26 || P: 41 || +/-: -3 || GR 0 
S61 || Atlanta Inferno || GP: 66 || G: 15 || A: 23 || P: 38 || +/-: -18 || GR 0 
S62 || Atlanta Inferno || GP: 66 || G: 23 || A: 42 || P: 65 || +/-: -12 || GR 0 
S63 || Atlanta Inferno || GP: 66 || G: 30 || A: 53 || P: 83 || +/-: +15 || GR 0 
S64 || Atlanta Inferno || GP: 66 || G: 19 || A: 41 || P: 60 || +/-: +35 || GR 0 
S65 || Atlanta Inferno || GP: 66 || G: 18 || A: 61 || P: 79 || +/-: +26 || GR 0 
S66 || Atlanta Inferno || GP: 66 || G: 47 || A: 52 || P: 99 || +/-: +40 || GR 0 
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Total SHL Reg. Season Stats
GP: 462 || G: 167 || A: 298 || P: 465 || +/-: +83
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Playoff Stats
S60 || Atlanta Inferno || GP: 14 || G: 5 || A: 5 || P: 10 || +/-: +5 || GR 0 
S61 || Atlanta Inferno || GP: 4 || G: 0 || A: 1 || P: 1 || +/-: -4 || GR 0 
S62 || Atlanta Inferno || GP: 5 || G: 1 || A: 3 || P: 4 || +/-: 0 || GR 0 
S63 || Atlanta Inferno || GP: 7 || G: 2 || A: 3 || P: 5 || +/-: +4 || GR 0 
S64 || Atlanta Inferno || GP: 21 || G: 8 || A: 16 || P: 24 || +/-: +15 || GR 0 
S65 || Atlanta Inferno || GP: 12 || G: 2 || A: 10 || P: 12 || +/-: +8 || GR 0 
S66 || Atlanta Inferno || GP: 21 || G: 13 || A: 11 || P: 24 || +/-: +11 || GR 0 
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Total SHL Playoff Stats
GP: 84 || G: 31 || A: 49 || P: 80 || +/-: +39
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Accolades
S66 || Atlanta Inferno || Challenge Cup Champion ||
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Transactions & Contracts
S57 || Drafted to SHL 1. Round #17 || Buffalo Stampede ||
S57 || Signed to Buffalo Stampede || 3-Years Contract || 9M
S60 || Traded Buffalo Stampede to Atlanta Inferno ||
S60 || Signed to Atlanta Inferno || 2-Years Contract || 6M
S62 || Signed to Atlanta Inferno || 2-Years Contract || 10M
S64 || Signed to Atlanta Inferno || 2-Years Contract || 12M
S66 || Signed to Atlanta Inferno || 2-Years Contract || 8M (HTD)
S67 || Traded Atlanta Inferno to Seattle Argonauts ||



Anton Mihailov || Detroit Falcons || C || DACH
Height: 6ft 0in
Weight: 176 lbs
Hometown Vatican, Vatican
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SMJHL STATISTICS
Regular Season
S56 || Detroit Falcons || GP: 48 || G: 1 || A: 7 || P: 8 || +/-: -16 || GR 53 
S57 || Detroit Falcons || GP: 66 || G: 14 || A: 36 || P: 50 || +/-: +4 || GR 61
S58 || Detroit Falcons || GP: 66 || G: 20 || A: 30 || P: 50 || +/-: +30 || GR 61
S59 || Detroit Falcons || GP: 66 || G: 17 || A: 33 || P: 50 || +/-: +11 || GR 61

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Total SMJHL Reg. Season Stats
GP: 246 || G: 52 || A: 106 || P: 158 || +/-: +29
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Playoff Stats
S56 || Detroit Falcons || GP: 5 || G: 0 || A: 1 || P: 1 || +/-: 0 || GR 56
S57 || Detroit Falcons || GP: 4 || G: 0 || A: 3 || P: 3 || +/-: +0 || GR 61
S58 || Detroit Falcons || GP: 5 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || +/-: +0 || GR 61
S59 || Detroit Falcons || GP: 5 || G: 1 || A: 1 || P: 2 || +/-: -1 || GR 61
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Total SMJHL Playoff Stats
GP: 19 || G: 1 || A: 5 | P: 6 || +/-: -1
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Accolades
S57 || Nominated to Alex Light Trophy - Most Improved Player Award
S57 || Nominated to Elias Armia Award - The Commisioner's Award of Excellence
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Transactions & Contracts
S56 || Signed to Detroit Falcons || 1-Year Rookie Contract || 5M
S56 || Represent Switzerland NT || WJC DACH || Exit after QF
S57 || Nominated to SMJHL All-Stars Game || Eastern Conference All-Stars ||

FR Finn-Rhys (born February 18) is a garbage hockey player best known for attempting to take off another player's head during the SHL Finals and not living up to expectations. Finn-Rhys started his SHL career in Edmonton where he never quite lived up to anyone's expectations, and after basically single-handedly losing the SHL Cup for the Blizzard, was shipped off to New England where he put together a few decent seasons that were too little too late. A native of Switzerland (by way of Alaska), Finn-Rhys wasn't even good enough to play for the USA and so had to ride on the coattails of his grandparents who were able to extend Swiss citizenship to him. Even with that, Finn-Rhys only made the Swiss team because there weren't enough players at his position. Indeed, the Swiss federation even toyed around with moving some forwards to play defense rather than have Finn-Rhys suit up for the squad. All around, Finn-Rhys is widely regarded around the league as the worst high-earning player in league history.

    FINN RHYS 

FR Finn-Rhys || D || New England Wolfpack || Switzerland
Name: FR Finn-Rhys
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 217 lbs
Number: 78
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Accomplishments
AWARDED: S60 SHL Bojo Biscuit Trophy for Best Defensive Defenseman
AWARDED: S59  Mia Landvik Award
S58 Traded to New England Wolfpack
NOMINEE: S58 SHL Scott Stevens Trophy for Best Defenseman
NOMINEE: S58 SHL Bojo Biscuit Trophy for Best Defensive Defenseman
AWARDED: S57 SHL Scott Stevens Trophy for Best Defenseman
NOMINEE: S57 SHL Ron Mexico Trophy for League MVP
NOMINEE: S57 SHL Bojo Biscuit Trophy for Best Defensive Defenseman
AWARDED: S50 SMJHL Quilha Aganta Award for Best Defenseman
S50 Traded to Colorado Raptors
S49 WJC Gold Medal (DACH)
S49 WJC Harvey Danger Award for Best Defensman
S49 WJC Brady McIntyre Award for Tournament MVP
S49 Named WJC DACH GM
S49 Challenge Cup Champion with Edmonton
S49 Drafted by Edmonton Blizzard - 4th Overall
S48 WJC Alex Andani Trophy for WJC Rookie of the Tournament
S48 WJC Silver Medal (DACH)
S48 Signed by Halifax Raiders - Undrafted Free Agent
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Career Statistics
SMJHL Regular Season:
S48 - HFX | 32 GP | 2 G | 4 A | 6 P | -4 | 35 PIM | 39 H | 22 SB
S49 - HFX | 50 GP | 6 G | 15 A | 21 P | +4 | 26 PIM | 48 H | 62 SB
S50 - HFX/COL | 50 GP | 13 G | 29 A | 42 P | -1 | 24 PIM | 67 H | 45 SB
SMJHL Post Season:
S48 - HFX | 16 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 P | +1 | 14 PIM | 22 H | 20 SB
S49 - HFX | 7 GP | 1 G | 2 A |  3 P | -2 |  8 PIM | 12  H | 8 SB
S50 - COL | 17 GP | 2 G | 10 A |  12 P | +4 |  12 PIM | 13  H | 23 SB
SHL Regular Season:
S51 - EDM | 50 GP | 2 G | 13 A | 15 P | +9 | 36 PIM | 77 H | 45 SB
S52 - EDM | 50 GP | 5 G | 21 A | 26 P | +5 | 26 PIM | 82 H | 62 SB
S53 - EDM | 50 GP | 8 G | 27 A | 35 P | +27 | 24 PIM | 73 H | 82 SB
S54 - EDM | 50 GP | 7 G | 10 A | 17 P | -1 | 12 PIM | 61 H | 78 SB
S55 - EDM | 50 GP | 7 G | 22 A | 29 P | +35 | 16 PIM | 79 H | 84 SB
S56 - EDM | 50 GP | 10 G | 25 A | 35 P | +10 | 35 PIM | 108 H | 98 SB
S57 - EDM | 66 GP | 15 G | 46 A | 61 P | +43 | 16 PIM | 121 H | 191 SB
S58 - EDM | 66 GP | 11 G | 42 A | 53 P | +35 | 26 PIM | 119 H | 198 SB
S59 - NEW | 66 GP | 9 G | 24 A | 33 P | -19 | 22 PIM | 130 H | 302 SB
S60 - NEW | 66 GP | 11 G | 32 A | 43 P | -14 | 14 PIM | 107 H | 185 SB
SHL Post Season:
S49 - EDM | 5 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | +1 | 0 PIM | 2 H | 6 SB
S51 - EDM | 16 GP | 1 G | 5 A | 6 P | +6 | 6 PIM | 17 H | 23 SB
S52 - EDM | 6 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 P | +0 | 8 PIM | 8 H | 14 SB
S53 - EDM | 17 GP | 3 G | 3 A | 6 P | +4 | 2 PIM | 18 H | 42 SB
S54 - EDM | 6 GP | 2 G | 2 A | 4 P | +1 | 2 PIM | 14 H | 13 SB
S55 - EDM | 11 GP | 5 G | 1 A | 6 P | +0 | 2 PIM | 11 H | 17 SB
S56 - EDM | 19 GP | 3 G | 9 A | 12 P | +17 | 5 PIM | 38 H | 43 SB
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International Play
WJC Tournament:
S48 - DACH | 17 GP | 2 G | 10 A | 12 P | +6 | 16 PIM | 32 H | 17 SB
S49 - DACH | 17 GP | 4 G | 16 A | 20 P | +15 | 6 PIM | 15 H | 17 SB
S49 - Alpine | 18 GP | 5 G | 12 A | 17 P | +2 | 24 PIM | 29 H | 27 SB
IIHF Tournament:
S48 - Switzerland | 12 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -10 | 8 PIM | 12 H | 21 SB
S49 - Switzerland | 12 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | +11 | 2 PIM | 9 H | 27 SB
S50 - Switzerland | 12 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 P | -3 | 4 PIM | 13 H | 27 SB
S51 - Switzerland | 12 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 P | -2 | 8 PIM | 16 H | 16 SB
S53 - Switzerland | 12 GP | 4 G | 0 A | 4 P | +4 | 4 PIM | 17 H | 27 SB
S54 - Switzerland | 13 GP | 2 G | 4 A | 6 P | +9 | 4 PIM | 12 H | 28 SB
S55 - Switzerland | 12 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 P | +11 | 10 PIM | 6 H | 22 SB

Daud Ramza was born on the wrong side of the Thames on the 26th of April xxxx*. Born to a life of luxury and leisure, he's never had to work for anything in his life. One would expect someone raised so poorly to be a spoilt brat, yet Ramza's early years show he was a spoilt, entitled delinquent. He regularly found ways to south London to terrorise the good people there, and used his hockey pedigree to get away with many infractions. His SMJHL career started when he was drafted with the eleventh overall pick by the Carolina Kraken. They could have picked him at number two, but decided he wasn't worth it. And he has since proven his worth by continuously putting up mediocre seasons. Even worse, in the SHL Entry Draft, he couldn't even go first overall! Only the best players go first overall, and Ramza has proven he is not elite.

*(I used xxxx because I don't know what date the SHL is currently in. Either way 154 words not including this rambling)