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KenitohMenara · 07-17-2021, 01:30 AM

During a away road trip when Alexis was particularly tired, he received a random email from paypal saying his account needed to be updated. Normally, he would have been wise to the scheme but since he was so tired, he went along with it. This almost became the biggest mistake he ever made.

Later a man pretended to be from his bank saying that he had suffered from bank fraud and that someone had taken out massive loans in his name. They said that he had to transfer the money to a certain bank account in order to clear the debt. That’s when ASM got wise. He reached out to his actual bank and after explaining the situation, they were able to cancel the loans and get the money bank. From that point on, Alexis made sure to check every email regarding his bank and changed all of his passwords to keep himself safe. He saved himself, thankfully.

canuckles · 07-17-2021, 01:35 AM

As Elvis slowly wakes up, stretching and yawning, he looks over at his phone, which nearly gives him a heart attack. 15 missed calls from his bank, 7 from his girlfriend... and so many emails notifying him of unusual activity on his credit card. As his befuddled brain slowly begins to unravel everything, he begins by checking the emails. They say that his credit card was used in Calgary at a McDonald's. Two alarm bells go off in Elvis' head. First, he would never go to McDonald's. Coach said that food would stunt his growth. Second, he would never go to Calgary. Coach said that would stunt his growth too. Elvis always listens to Coach. He starts to return some of the phone calls, hoping to clear things up and get the expenses cancelled. He was pretty embarrassed though, as he didn't want anyone thinking he ate at McDonald's. Anywhere but McDonald's.

Rotti · 07-17-2021, 01:39 AM

A certain Greek defenseman has stolen my identity, I will not reveal (giannis gianopolous) who stole it, but he is on my team. I am going to punish him with all the power of the law. He will be put in the Hamilton penalty box. Not many know of our penalty box, but @JSSwill learn soon. He did this because I am a better player than him, and he can not deal with that fact. It is sad that yanni has resorted to stealing my identity! I can not believe this honestly. JSS is one of my heroes and I wish to make as many finals as a GM that he did, that can only be a dream of mine to be completely honest! I wonder if he will give me my money back some day, but knowing his pesky self I doubt I will get my money and identity back soon. It is very sad and I hope he will reimburse me of my goals soon!

inverted · 07-17-2021, 03:20 AM

That is not my penis and I did not post that! Somebody hacked my phone and posted some other penis top twitter, and instagram and facebook! I'm sorry to anybody who was revolted by what they saw, it was inappropriate in these public spaces and even though IT TOTALLY WASN'T ME, I'm sorry that it was my profiles and accounts that you saw the penis on. I'm sorry to all my followers on tik-tok, snapchat and myspace. That video of a man butt was also sent by the hacker and that butt wasn't mine. My butt is well sculpted, ask anyone in my Winnipeg locker room, they can back me up on that. I have no clue whose penis and buttocks were shared on all my coolest accounts but those didn't belong to me, mine are way better. Also My bank account was emptied, can anyone give me a ride to practice?

Lukstins88 · 07-17-2021, 04:31 AM

One night stand with girl who Lux met in bar ended on not that best note. Not only she left before he wakes up, but she took his credit card (Later Lux found out that his card was used to buy some naughty things. Actually Lux really do not mind that because that girl was lazy f**k. Lux laughed after he woke up and found out that girl left with his card, because on that card was only few bucks. Lux do not keep huge amount of money on that card since that card is for night life. Even if he laughed off about what happened previous evening and night Lux still called police about stolen credit card. It took only few hours for police to catch her because she was easy to find, first she went to same bar next evening and second she had broken both arms.

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Bruins10 · 07-17-2021, 11:20 AM

I do not think much of Kaspars Claude personal life would be very interesting to most people. As someone who keeps a low profile. Kaspars would not be one to have anything embarassed. But, with the recent signing of his extension in Calgary, Kaspars has a solid amount of money in his bank account which would make some people go bananas. After getting a call from his bank, Kaspars realized that someone has went onto a shopping spree for some online goods. Resellers love to go after sneakers, TVs, video game consoles like the PS5 and the Xbox One and that was found on his bill when he checked on his phone. But what was funny to see was the $1000 charge to his credit card from an online sex shop and pornographic websites. This person really changed on the whole spectrum from electronics and sneakers to some adult content. But hey, everyone has their interests and their vices, Kaspars is not one to judge thats forsure.

peej2189 · 07-17-2021, 11:33 AM

It was a nice calm Tuesday afternoon when Panda went to put a payment on his 2022 Ford F150 Lightning. He hoped to the online payment system and went to pay. This credit card has been deemed unsafe. Panda has this really neat add-on in his search engine for his bank to notify him whenever his credit card has been found on databases that have been reported as compromised. After some searching, not only has his credit card information been stolen, but his entire identity. Some poor soul is attempting to utilize all of this information to get something good for themselves, and Panda is the guy getting the short end of the stick. Panda learned that this person bought a membership at one of the most prestigious country clubs in all of Germany. The yearly membership for this country club is a whopping $10,000 USD. On top of this, the guy bought a brand new set of golf clubs. All Callaway everything, the guy got a nicer set of clubs than Panda himself. Thankfully his bank caught all of this before it went too far, no purchases had officially been pulled out of his account, they were just pending. Panda was a bit glad about this, bummed that all of his information got nabbed by someone though. However, this did convince Panda to upgrade his set of golf clubs, time for some brand new Mizuno's!

*CptSquall* · 07-17-2021, 11:38 AM

**All Non-English words are taken from google translate and may not be accurate. Apologies in advance if the languages used here offend anyone native to the countries involved.**

With this epidemic of Identity Theft hitting the SHL, nobody has been safe. Each player has been hit in different ways with some being more light hearted than others. For Ruslan Zaporozhets, things are about to turn his world on it's head.

Today is shopping day, so Zapo is starting his morning with coffee and cold breakfast borsch. He just manages to finish cleaning his dish when his phone rings, its his financial adviser back in Russia.

Ruslan: "Pryvit, Lososʹ bizhytʹ ubik" (Salmon run sideways.)
RFA: "Vedmedya hoduyut" (The Bear is fed.)

Ruslan: "This is unexpected call"
RFA: "Da, i am calling because i have seen an unexpected amount of money come out of your account here."

Ruslan: *sternly* "I do not remove money from accounts back in the Motherlands"
RFA: *sighs* "I know this, as it was removed wirelessly, we cannot track who took it or where it has gone."

Ruslan: "That is....."

There is a knock at the door to the Apartment.

Ruslan: "I will call back"
RFA: "No use for now, i will call you when i know more."

Zapo hung up the phone and went to the door.

Ruslan: "Marston must have lost his key running again." @Capt_Blitzkrieg

Opening the door, Ruslan was shocked by the sight of a stunning, dolled up lady of asian origin......that he had never seen before...to be continued?

*Toast* · 07-17-2021, 11:51 AM

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Dewalt27 · 07-17-2021, 02:21 PM

Lets just go ahead and call out the person who did such as terrible thing. @TheCC is the person who stole the Identity. Its obvious what he is going to do. Has hacked my Venmo, Paypal, and Cashapp and sending himself every penny that he can in some elaborate plan to get me for tampering. He's been working on this plan for years. Little does he know is that all of the money in those accounts came from all the times he has attempted to tamper me in previous seasons. He will have to settle for stealing all of the credit card debt from my evil plans from blowing up all star games. Since such a dangerous person is on the loose in the future Golden Face will forget about Michael scarn and turn his attention to the real person causing havoc in everyones Lives, the terrible Evil Igor Petrov! CC, You're going down.

*lmao* · 07-17-2021, 04:29 PM

PBE Affiliate

(username on PBE is twix)

PremierBromanov · 07-17-2021, 05:36 PM

michael fitted stole my credit card after I left it on the bench in the locker room. I had it out because i was buying a new boat with all my money and needed to get the numbers out. Fitted was writing it down on a sticky note. What did he do with my credit card? He ordered a new jacuzzi which ran me up about $10,000. A little overpriced imo. It was pretty big though. Second, he bought 100 packs of hot dogs and 30 cans of hormel chili. He took all 600 hotdogs and put them in the jacuzzi, filled it up with water and ran that fucker at max temperature for 6 hours until he had perfectly bleached all 600 hot dogs. What he did next I do not know. Some say he had a hot dog party but I dont think that is possible since no one ever comes to his parties. My best guess is that he took a hot dog bath, got totally immersed in 600 hot dogs, flavored himself with hot dog water for 12 hours. He came into practice monday morning smelling of hotdogs, i had at first assumed he had just eaten some, as he often did. But after seeing the charges rung up on my card I knew it was him.

Kierkan · 07-17-2021, 06:16 PM

gaby · 07-17-2021, 08:10 PM

Marco Barengrub isn't on any social media platforms so an individual who would pretend to be him won't tarnish his reputation that way. That evil person would be stupid to start a Twitter/Instagram account as the people close to Barengrub would reached out to him telling him it was about damn time he joined one of those platforms and he would figured out what is going on. Barengrub isn't smart and his only focus is on hockey, he has a team around him to take care of the things outside the ice. But no worries there, he can 100% trust the guy he hired, Sam Baloney a guy from St. Louis who happens to be the Scarecrows number one fan. Never he would stab Marco in the back, a player currently on the Detroit Falcons. Marco found it weird that his account was missing 30M but Baloney said not to worry, if he said so everything must be fine. What a nice guy.

MrRuihu · 07-17-2021, 09:22 PM

Gerry Atrick can barely remember his login info half the time, the other half of the time, he remembers it and announces it out loud, regardless of who is around.
public places, like the library are definitely his worst place to commit this mistake.
His identity was stolen by a 12 yr old, a 27 yr old, and his wife. the 12 year old decided to spend all his SHL money on fortnite skins, roblox creators club and skins (like seventy dollars to be a dragon) and a literal monkey, which was shipped to gerrys address 'cause the kids a moron, now gerry has a monkey which he forgets about half the time.
the 27 year old buys all the girls shots at the club and still goes home with his hand. all his hard earned cash is also spent by the 27 year old on oldschool runescape and world of warcraft memberships that he never uses, so why even steal his info in the first place? who knows.
His wife uses it to pay for all her meals with her secret lover, which isn't really a secret, just gerry always forgets who that is.

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