S61 mPT #2- Simulation Heist League 2: Electric Boogaluke
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JNH
Registered S35 Challenge Cup Champion || Still Drunk
nour
Registered Commissionour
im definitely goin for a home alone type of vibe here. I can’t pretend to be a master planner or some at home engineer, I’m actually quite stupid, so I’m probably throwing thumbtacks all over the floor, broken Christmas ornaments, maybe I’ll hook up some hot plates and turn em on near all the entrances with some tripwire so the would-be criminals fall and burn their fingies and faces. Also if I’m as rich as my SHL bank account I probably hire a body guard or too, I know @DrunkenTeddy would protect me.
marco999
Registered Senior Member
I've probably watched Home Alone 500 times when I was a kid so I know a thing or two about setting up booby traps. I'd set up an intricate security system and monitor it from afar making sure no one would touch my money!
fishy
Coach Posting Freak
caltroit_red_flames
Trading Card Admins S45 Challenge Cup Champion
Emeril
Registered Member
As a celebrity chef, I have tons of real life money. I will hire a team of IT professionals to work around the clock to defend my hockey bank account. No one fucks with Emeril.
jjlangabeer
Registered Dream Daddy
This would easily be some money laundering scheme that I don't know how I would construct yet but I would 100 percent going full breaking bad. Maybe run it through something random like a sports card trading company, laundromats and car washes are over done time to try something else.
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Nhamlet
Budget Director Weenie Hut Jr. GM
jeffie43
Fantasy League Manager anime mommy with big big milkies
I would defend my money by chasing people around with my giant dick. Jack Kanoff is obviously a player thats packing something in his pants and they arent just for more surface area for when he's...well you know. So why not put it to good use
Nour is pretty hot ngl
39alaska39
IIHF Federation Head Not a Commissioner. Shh!
I’m making traps, hiring body guards, hiring actual guards, sparing no expense in protecting my cash. Which would probably come close to bankrupting me which would be a pretty crazy twist.
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Exilate
Registered Senior Member
How would Aleks Blixtstrom hide his money? Do what any good Scandinavian would do, of course. Hide it in the extreme cold of the North Sea only he could survive.
Graydonsanatomy
Registered Member
I’d defend my cash money like any good villain in a video game would. Hide it in the most obvious safe or chest in the most obvious important building. Obviously no one will know where to find it right??
FlappyGiraffe
Registered nice guy tries hard loves the game
I would defend my stuff using various traps set up around my area like in home alone, and also use martial arts techniques if they get past the traps
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