The SMJHL is throwing a party and your team has the privilege of being the band.

Written: who on your team would play what instruments, what kind of music you would play, what your band would be named, and how you think the night would go.

Graphic: Create a graphic showing your player/team playing instruments or posing as a band.

25 words minimum!

You will receive 1 TPE for fulfilling all requirements.

Only S61 SMJHL Rookies (S62 SHL Draftees) are eligible for this PT.

Do not claim this TPE until a post is made in the claim thread.

Deadline: Sunday, September 19th @ 11:59pm EST

 

Cal Labovitch |'| RW #12 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Switzerland

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Personal details

Hometown: Lausanne, Switzerland

Height: 6'1" |'| Weight: 202 lbs

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SHL STATISTICS

Regular season
S55 REG |'| Minnesota Chiefs      |'| GP: 50 |'| G:   12 |'| A: 15 |'| P: 27

S56 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 50 |'| G:   21 |'| A: 12 |'| P: 33

S57 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   31 |'| A: 20 |'| P: 51

S58 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   19 |'| A: 34 |'| P: 53

S59 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   23 |'| A: 39 |'| P: 62

S60 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   24 |'| A: 31 |'| P: 55

S61 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   42 |'| A: 30 |'| P: 72

S62 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   27 |'| A: 33 |'| P: 60

S63 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   18 |'| A: 35 |'| P: 53

S64 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   28 |'| A: 25 |'| P: 53

S65 REG |'| Baltimore Platoon |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   23 |'| A: 33 |'| P: 56

Post Season
S55 PO |'| Minnesota Chiefs      |'| Did not make playoffs                 

S56 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Did not make playoffs                

S57 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Did not make playoffs                

S58 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Did not make playoffs                 

S59 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Did not make playoffs                

S60 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 04 |'| G:  03 |'| A: 00 |'| P: 03

S61 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 04 |'| G:  01 |'| A: 02 |'| P: 03

S62 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 05 |'| G:  02 |'| A: 02 |'| P: 04

S63 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Did not make playoffs

S64 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Did not make playoffs

S65 PO |'| Baltimore Platoon |'| GP: 05 |'| G:  02 |'| A: 01 |'| P: 03

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SMJHL STATISTICS

Regular season

S51 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 50 |'| G:  07 |'| A: 24 |'| P: 31

S52 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 50 |'| G: 19 |'| A: 35 |'| P: 54

S53 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 50 |'| G: 16 |'| A: 25 |'| P: 41

S54 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 50 |'| G:  09 |'| A: 14 |'| P: 23

Post Season

S51 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP:  07 |'| G: 03 |'| A: 02 |'| P: 05
S52 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 10 |'| G: 05 |'| A: 01 |'| P: 06

S53 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 17 |'| G: 02 |'| A: 03 |'| P: 05

S54 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP:  07 |'| G: 01 |'| A: 03 |'| P: 04

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WJC STATISTICS

S50 WJC |'| Team Alpine |'| GP: 19 |'| G: 00 |'| A:  02   |'| P:  02

S51 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 21 |'| G: 04 |'| A: 10   |'| P: 14

S52 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 02 |'| A:  06   |'| P:  08

S53 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 01 |'| A: 12   |'| P: 13

S54 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 01 |'| A:  02   |'| P:  03

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IIHF STATISTICS

S51 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 00 |'| P: 00

S52 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 00 |'| P: 00

S53 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 02 |'| A: 03 |'| P: 05

S54 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 01 |'| A: 06 |'| P: 07

S55 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 04 |'| A: 02 |'| P: 06

S56 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 02 |'| A: 03 |'| P: 05

S57 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 03 |'| A: 05 |'| P: 08

S58 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 04 |'| A: 07 |'| P: 11

S59 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 06 |'| A: 07 |'| P: 13

S60 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 03 |'| A: 04 |'| P: 07

S61 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 03 |'| A:12 |'| P: 15

S62 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 03 |'| A: 03 |'| P: 06

S63 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 04 |'| A: 06 |'| P: 10

S64 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 06 |'| A: 05 |'| P: 11

S65 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 09 |'| A: 06 |'| P: 15

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Awards, Cups and Medals

S51 |'| Elias Armia Award (Commissioners' award of excellence)

S51 |'| IIHF (Switzerland NT) |'| Silver medal

S51 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Co-GM

S51 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Bronze medal

S52 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Laurifer Trophy  

S52 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Co-GM

S53 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Laurifer Trophy 

S53 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Oriens Trophy 

S53 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Four Star Cup

S54 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Co-GM

S55 |'| Minnesota Chiefs |'| Called up to SHL

S55 |'| Ryan Jesster Trophy (nominee)

S56 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Co-GM

S59 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GM

S61 |'| Jay McDonald Trophy

S61 |'| Ron Mexico Trophy (nominee)

S62 |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GM

S63 |'| IIHF (Switzerland NT) |'| Silver medal

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Draft position
SHL     |'| Draft S52 |'| Round 1 |'|   2OA
SMJHL |'| Draft S51 |'| Round 3 |'| 25OA

 

  

Julian Flörsch |'| LD #42 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Switzerland

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Personal details

Hometown: Geneva, Switzerland

Height: 6'0" |'| Weight: 200 lbs

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SHL STATISTICS

Regular season[/pbl]

S69 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   08 |'| A: 23 |'| P: 31

S70 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   11 |'| A: 24 |'| P: 35

S71 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   10 |'| A: 18 |'| P: 28

S72 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   09 |'| A: 27 |'| P: 36

S73 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   08 |'| A: 25 |'| P: 33

S74 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   06 |'| A: 27 |'| P: 33

S75 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   23 |'| A: 39 |'| P: 62

S76 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   28 |'| A: 31 |'| P: 59

S77 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   35 |'| A: 50 |'| P: 85

Post Season
S69 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 05 |'| G:  00 |'| A: 02 |'| P: 02
S70 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 04 |'| G:  00 |'| A: 00 |'| P: 00
S73 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 05 |'| G:  00 |'| A: 01 |'| P: 01
S74 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 04 |'| G:  00 |'| A: 00 |'| P: 00
S75 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 06 |'| G:  06 |'| A: 02 |'| P: 08
S76 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 07 |'| G:  02 |'| A: 05 |'| P: 07
S77 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 12 |'| G:  06 |'| A: 03 |'| P: 09
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SMJHL STATISTICS
Regular season
S65 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 66 |'| G:  07 |'| A: 15 |'| P: 22
S66 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 66 |'| G: 11 |'| A: 19 |'| P: 30
S67 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 66 |'| G: 16 |'| A: 36 |'| P: 52
S68 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 66 |'| G: 13 |'| A: 40 |'| P: 53
Post Season
S65 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 17 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 03 |'| P: 03
S66 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 00 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 00 |'| P: 00
S67 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 10 |'| G: 02 |'| A: 02 |'| P: 04

S68 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 18 |'| G: 05 |'| A: 08 |'| P:13
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WJC STATISTICS
S64 WJC |'| Team SWEDEN |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 01 |'| A:   01   |'| P:   02
S65 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 01 |'| A:  05   |'| P:  06
S66 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 01 |'| A:   06   |'| P:   07
S67 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 03 |'| A:   01   |'| P:   04
S68 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 01 |'| A:  04   |'| P:  05
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IIHF STATISTICS
S66 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 01 |'| A: 03 |'| P:  04
S67 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 01 |'| P:  01
S68 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 01 |'| P:  01
S69 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 00 |'| P:  00
S70 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 01 |'| P:  01
S71 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 02 |'| A: 03 |'| P:  05
S72 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 03 |'| P:  03
S73 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 01 |'| A: 02 |'| P:  03
S74 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 01 |'| A: 11 |'| P:  12
S75 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 02 |'| A: 01 |'| P:  03
S76 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 05 |'| A: 06 |'| P:  11
S77 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 04 |'| A: 05 |'| P:  09

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Awards, Cups and Medals

S65 |'| IIHF (Switzerland NT) |'| Gold medal

S65 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Laurifer trophy

S65 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Linna-Landvik trophy

S65 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Four Star Cup
S65 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Gold medal
S66 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Gold medal
S67 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Gold medal
S67 |'| Quilha Agante Trophy
S68 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Gold medal
S68 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Laurifer trophy
S68 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Linna-Landvik trophy
S68 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Four Star Cup
S68 |'| Quilha Agante Trophy (nominee)

S69 |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Called up to SHL
S69 |'| Ryan Jesster Trophy (nominee)
S69 |'| Rookie All Star Team
S74 |'| IIHF (Switzerland NT) |'| Silver medal
S76 |'| IIHF (Switzerland NT) |'| Silver medal

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Draft position
SHL|'| Draft S66 |'| Autodrafted

SMJHL|'| Draft S65 |'| Round 1 |'|   11OA

 

  

 
Credit for the images goes to @Carpy48, @soulja, @fever95 and @Wasty

Maine would send The Trees, composed of Randy Marsh on drums, Big Newff on bass, Jay Cue on guitar and Duncan the Walrus on vocals. They would perform Hall and Oates covers. The night wouldn’t go too well - have you ever heard a walrus sing?

I would like to think that the Armada teams band name would be Quarterback. We would be a Nickleback tribute band but with a punk style playing all of their songs at 5x speed. I'm not really sure who can play what instruments but it likely doesn't matter and I imagine that the night would go amazingly.

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Spack Jarrow    |    S65 to S66                                                                         SHL   |         Aurora
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POSITION      HAND     HGT      WGT                                     LINE     PP    PK     TPE
Left Wing       Right       5'10       185                                           2       X      X   1,400+
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SHL - REGULAR SEASON
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  66   Winnipeg Aurora               66      18      30      48    +3      94      32      16:49
·  65   Winnipeg Aurora               66      16      25      41   +28      53      26       18:21
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SHL - PLAYOFFS
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  66   Winnipeg Aurora                 5        1        3        4     +2        7        2       17:06
·  65   Winnipeg Aurora               14        5        2        7      -9      12        0       18:41
                                                                 ···
SHL - HISTORY
·  S62 - Drafted 1st Round, 4th Overall by Winnipeg Aurora of the SHL.
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                       |    S61 to S64                                                                      SMJHL   |        Armada
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SMJHL - REGULAR SEASON
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  64   Anchorage Armada          66      23      27     50     -34     86      32      22:07
·  63   Anchorage Armada          66      28      34     62      -1      79       12       21:51
·  62   Anchorage Armada          66      22      44     66       0     100      12       19:05
·  61    Anchorage Armada          66      13      19      32     +9      68      26      14:42
                                                                 ···
SMJHL - PLAYOFFS
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  64    Anchorage Armada           4        1         2        3      -1        8         0     22:03
·  63    Anchorage Armada                               --- Missed Playoffs ---
·  62    Anchorage Armada         14        3        6        9     +1       24         6     19:09
·  61    Anchorage Armada          10        2        5        7     +8       15         0     14:20
                                                                 ···
SMJHL - EXHIBITION
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  61    Mexico City Aztecs          40      12      14      26      -8        -       28       17:13
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SMJHL - HISTORY
·  S64 - Award (Winner) - Elias Armia Trophy (Commissioners' Award of Excellence).
·  S64 - Award (Winner) - Anchorage Hall of Fame.
·  S64 - Award (Winner) - Anchorage MVP.
·  S64 - Award (Winner) - SMJHL All-Star game.
·  S63 - News - Anchorage Forward of the Year Award named Spack Jarrow Award.
·  S63 - Award (Winner) - Anchorage MVP.
·  S63 - Award (Winner) - SMJHL All-Star game.
·  S62 - Award (Nominee) - Elias Armia Award (Commissioners' Award of Excellence).
·  S62 - Award (Nominee) - Raymond Lindsay Trophy (MVP as voted on by the league).
·  S62 - Award (Winner) - Anchorage MVP.
·  S62 - Award (Winner) - Anchorage Leadership Award.
·  S62 - Award (Winner) - SMJHL All-Star game.
·  S61 - Contest (Winner) - Won all-star logo contest.
·  S61 - Award (Nominee) - Elias Armia Award (Commissioners' Award of Excellence).
·  S61 - Award (Winner) - Anchorage Leadership Award.
·  S61 - Role - Voted as Captain of the Anchorage Armada.
·  S61 - Drafted 1st Round, 13th Overall by Anchorage Armada of the SMJHL.
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                       |    S61 to S66                                                                         IIHF   |   Switzerland
                                                                 ···
IIHF - REGULAR SEASON
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  66   Team Switzerland              12        2        5       7     +3        11        6      16:41
·  65   Team Switzerland              12        1        0       1      +1        16        4      14:50
·  64   Team Switzerland              12        1        1       2      -4         8         2       9:53
·  63   Team Switzerland              12        1        0       1      +2         1         2       7:14
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IIHF - PLAYOFFS
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  66   Team Switzerland               1        0        0        0      -1         1        0      14:39
·  65   Team Switzerland               3        0        1        1      +1         5        0      12:41
·  64   Team Switzerland               1        0        0        0      -1         0        0       8:52
·  63   Team Switzerland               3        0        0       0      -2         1         2       6:45
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WORLD JUNIORS - REGULAR SEASON
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  63   Team DACH                       12        4        3        7     +4        9        8      18:35
·  62   Team DACH                       12        1         3       4      -4       12        2      18:32
·  61    Team World                       12        1        3        4       0       17       10      14:51
                                                                 ···
WORLD JUNIORS - PLAYOFFS
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  63   Team DACH                        2        1         1        2        0        6        0      22:13
·  62   Team DACH                        2        1         0        1       -1        5        0      21:48
·  61    Team World                        1        0         1        1      +2        1         0      15:42
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IIHF & WORLD JUNIORS - HISTORY
·  S65 - Award (Winner) - IIHF Gold with Team Switzerland.
·  S64 - Award (Winner) - WJC Bronze with Team DACH.
·  S63 - Award (Winner) - IIHF Silver with Team Switzerland.
·  S63 - Award (Winner) - WJC Bronze with Team DACH.
·  S61 - News - Transferred to Team Switzerland of the IIHF.
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Maine already has an established band, but Velky would try to perform on his own as a one man band. It has a bass drum and top hat on the back, a harmonica at his mouth and maracas in his hands.

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This is an easy one. Band would be called. 

The band would have a few hit songs such as;

• There no sheriff in Town
  
• Anaheim Bandits
  
• Tales from the pit
  
• Fire & Raptors
  
• Cops on Ice
  

The songs have a very western vibe, taking inspiration from many classic bar ho-downs. 

As for members, well clearly the GM Tallas, who is the voice of the team is the lead singer. Sconnie Mc”Drum”Hits on the drums. Then Jack Micro on the micro Keyboard.

Easy here.

Band name: "The Berzerkers"

Genre: Thrash Metal

Hit Single: "Valhalla"

Members:
Mikko Rashford - Lead Vocals
Jeff Larsson - Backup Vocals, Lead Guitar
Tommy Tightpants - Backup Vocals, Bass
Jay O'Neil - Drums
Pope Coswi - Backup Vocals, Rhythm Guitar

Career Length:
Pope gets addicted to cocaine early into the band's lifespan, and the band is forced to part ways with him. He dies soon after. Heartbroken by this loss, Rashford and Larsson get into repeated fights over who is more talented lyrically. The band breaks up, but not until after releasing an album that debuts at number 10 on the Top 100. Tommy retires to a farm in upstate New York, never to be seen in the public eye again.

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Tommy Tightpants || RW || Newfoundland Berzerkers || 727 TPE || Swole
Name: Tommy Tightpants
Age: 21
Height: 6' 3"
Weight: 205lbs
Number: 26
National Team: Perkele
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Career Statistics
Drafted: 11OA, S61 SMJHL Draft, NL
Drafted: 12OA, S62 SHL Draft, WPG
S61 (NL) || GP: 66 || G:11 || A:23 || P:34 || +/-:22 || S:129 || H:101
S62 (NL) || GP: 66  || G:18  || A:19 || P:37 || +/-:20 || S:158 || H:98 || I WON A FIGHT 
S63 (NL) || GP: 66  || G:21  || A:27 || P:48 || +/-:45 || S:179 || H:101 
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Playoff Statistics
S61 (NL) || GP: 14 || G:4 || A:5 || P:9 || +/-:1 || S:27 || H:22
S62 (NL) || GP: 13 || G:5 || A:6 || P:11 || +/-:5 || S:26 || H:30
S63 (NL) || GP: 14 || G:10 || A:7 || P:17 || +/-:11 || S:49 || H:15 || POSITIVE GA/TA RATIO
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International Statistics
WJC GM: UCORCAL
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WJC Statistics
S62 || GP: 13 || G:4 || A:7 || P:11 || +/-:8 || S:37 || H:63
S63 || GP: 0 || G:0 || A:0 || P:0 || +/-:0 || S:0 || H:0
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Accolades
S61 - NL Rookie of the Year
S62 - 4 Star Champion
S63 - 4 Star Champion
S62 - Vaseline Podcalzone Award (NL)
S63 - "A" - Newfoundland Berzerkers
S63 - Victory Tattoo Aquired

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Everyone at the party is going to get Very Drunk because the Citadelles do karaoke, not actual music. 1st liners are too cool to perform; Cooper, Duffy, Boss, Kappa and Kjellson watch the rookies give it their best shot. We've got Fiske on bass, Bertrand on guitar, Dino on drums, and Selsby brought his triangle. It sounds like a mess, it is a mess, and Kidd is belting Taylor Swift's Bad Blood.

Burrow, Din'desque and Hopkins made fantastic jungle juice, though.
(81 words)

            

sigs by @BLBertrand, @Carpy48, @enigmatic, @Matteo, @sulovilen and @Vulfzilla

Aksel Fiske || Forward || S61 - Present
SHL: MAN S65 - Present
SMJHL: QCC S61 - S64
Federation: Norway
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Regular Season Stats:
S73 | MAN | 66GP  | 23 G | 29 A | 52 PTS | -89
S72 | MAN | 66GP  | 32 G | 24 A | 56 PTS | -74
S71 | MAN | 66GP  | 37 G | 31 A | 68 PTS | -64
S70 | MAN | 66GP  | 38 G | 30 A | 78 PTS | -48
S69 | MAN | 66GP  | 45 G | 37 A | 82 PTS | +33
S68 | MAN | 66GP  | 25 G | 29 A | 54 PTS | +16
S67 | MAN | 66GP  | 19 G | 31 A | 50 PTS | +8
S66 | MAN | 66GP  | 25 G | 35 A | 60 PTS | +19
S65 | MAN | 66 GP | 15 G | 23 A | 38 PTS | -15
S64 | QCC | 66 GP | 27 G | 34 A | 61 PTS | +5
S63 | QCC | 66 GP | 18 G | 35 A | 53 PTS | -2
S62 | QCC | 66 GP | 17 G | 25 A | 42 PTS | +11
S61 | QCC | 66 GP | 10 G | 31 A | 41 PTS | +18
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Playoff Stats:
S70 | MAN |  4 GP | 5 G |  1 A |  6 PTS  | -2
S69 | MAN |  5 GP | 2 G |  5 A |  7  PTS | -12
S68 | MAN | 24GP |11G |  15 A | 26 PTS| +16
S67 | MAN | 27GP |10G |  13 A | 23 PTS| +5
S66 | MAN | 4 GP  | 1 G |    1 A |  2 PTS | -2
S65 | MAN |  5 GP | 0 G |    3 A |  3 PTS | -4
S64 | QCC | 14 GP | 5G  | 10 A | 15 PTS | +5
S63 | QCC | 13 GP | 6 G |   7 A  | 13 PTS | +1
S62 | QCC |   6 GP | 2 G |   4 A  |   6 PTS | +2
S61 | QCC | 16 GP | 7 G |   6 A  | 13 PTS | +4
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Accolades:
SHL All-Star S70-S73
S67 IIHF Gold Medal with Team Norway
S63 WJC Gold Medal with Team Finland
S61 SMJHL Elias Armia Award
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Transactions:
S62 SHL Draft: 1OA to MAN
S61 SMJHL Draft: 14OA to QCC

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The name of the Regina Elk band would be 'Elkoholics' , mostly because of @Blasoon his drinking habits and he's our lead singer.

Our line up contains of :

Daud Ramza - Lead singer
Titanus Mosura - Lead guitarist
Robert E. O. Speedwagon - Bass guitarist
Rebecca Montagne - Drums
Yannick Svoboda - Pan Flute
and Conner McLavish , who is our band logo in the back

Why a pan flute you ask, good question. Our band actually does mongolian throat singing, so all of our instruments arent really used, we just love to see our captain in action.

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Former players:
Ivo Willems (S9 SMJHL) (S10-28 SHL)  
Xander Green  (S33-35 SMJHL) (S36-47 SHL)
Vorian Atreides (S49-51 SMJHL) (S52-61 SHL)

Obviously, Bjorn Viggosson would be our drummer. Bjorn hit - Bjorn play drums. Unfortunately, Alexej Komarek has no musical talent, so we've entrusted him with a triangle. unfortunately, no one else has any musical talent so they will just be 2 percussionists. The name of the band is just as intelligent as the people in it (meaning not at all), 2 dudes hitting stuff.

When the Outlaws had to provide a band, Creller's hand rose among many others. Borje reached over and lowered it for him, then patted his chest. He stood up and proudly said "Borje" then walked away, ignoring the other volunteers

The band is called "Borje" and consists of

Borje Samuelsson on a Launchpad with a ton of buttons
The rest of the team making sound effects in microphones as he performs above them on stage

The Zerk Squad (Rookies) is going to be anchored with Alexander Mackenzie on the Shaker, Jay O'Neil is on the Drums, Avakael is leading the way with Vocals, and yours truly will be slapping the base.  It will be awful, all 3 fans might consider leaving early.  But we'll be having a blast!

For starters, the band name simply would have to be "Sota Toes" with the members being, Me on Drums, Tommy Tightpants rocking on Bass, Big Pope on guitar, Jeff lead singer with Mikko backing him up. The music we would play would be classic rock and roll with some mixes of other genres every now and again. The night would go how it usually does on the ice, and that is us having a great time and rocking the house.  (80Words)

Alexander Mackenzie || RW/C # 22 || Home Town Hero S62 4 STAR CHAMP; Newfoundland Berserkers, Montreal Patriotes || TPE: 844
Birth Place: St John's NewfoundLand || Age: 25 || Height: 6'0 || Weight: 180
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Regular Season Career Stats: 

SHL Career: | GP: 0 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: 0 | S: 0 | S%: 0 | H: 0 | B: 0 | PIM: 0 | TA: 0 | GA: 0 |
Season 1: | GP: 0 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: 0 | S: 0 | S%: 0 | H: 0 | B: 0 | PIM: 0 | TA: 0 | GA: 0 |

SHL Achievements:

Drafted 29th overall SHL  || Unluckiest Rookie Alive || Got Traded Twice Before My Debut 





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SJHL Career: | GP: 264 | G: 110 | A: 132 | P: 242 | +/- : 104 | S: 853 | S%: 12.9 | H: 191 | B: 148 | PIM: 51 | TA: 86 | GA: 135 |
 Season 1: | GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 7 | P: 18 | +/- : -10 | S: 104 | S%: 10.6 | H: 37 | B: 34 | PIM: 10 | TA: 8 | GA: 21 |
Season 2: | GP: 66 | G: 23 | A: 36 | P: 59 | +/-: 16 | S: 214 | S%: 10.7 | H: 60 | B: 34 | PIM: 8 | TA: 33 |  GA: 18 |
Season 3: | GP: 66 | G: 38 | A: 51 | P: 89 | +/-: 50 | S: 257 | S%: 14.8 | H: 48 | B: 38 | PIM: 12 | TA: 23 | GA: 55 |
Season 4: | GP: 66 | G: 38 | A: 38 | P: 76 | +/-: 48 | S: 278 | S%: 13.7 | H: 46 | B: 42 | PIM: 21 | TA: 22 | GA: 41 |


Playoff Career Stats
SJHL Playoffs: |GP: 27 | G: 7 | A: 11 | P: 18 | +/-: 12 | S: 63 | S% 11.11 | H: 13 | B: 20 | PIM: 2 | TA: 5 | GA: 7 |
S61 Playoffs: | GP: 14 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3| +/-: -1 | S: 22 | S% 4.5 | H: 6 | B: 10 | PIM: 0 | TA: 1 | GA: 1 |
S62 Playoffs: | GP: 13 | G: 6 | A: 9 | P: 15 | +/-: 13 | S: 41 | S%: 14.6| H: 7 | B: 10 | PIM: 2 | TA: 4 | GA: 6 |
S63 Playoffs: | GP: 14 | G: 5 | A: 7 | P: 12 | +/-: 7 | S: 43 | S%: 11.6| H: 12 | B: 13 | PIM: 0 | TA: 3 | GA: 11 |
S64 Playoffs: | GP: 15 | G: 10 | A: 7 | P: 17 | +/-: 8 | S: 50 | S%: 20.0| H: 5 | B: 14 | PIM: 0 | TA: 4 | GA: 7 |
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SMJHL Achievements:

Drafted 47th overall SJHL || Can Grow a Mustache || Got up and Made my bed
S62 4 STAR CHAMP, S63 4 STAR CHAMP, S64 4 STAR CHAMP, WJC GOLD and SILVER MEDALIST, S63 SMJHL MVP 




  Credit to Redderder15 for the sig

The Hot Boys will consist of Granny PanPan on lead vocals, Vincent Fox on guitar, Roderic Banes on bass, Ka Chow on drums. We might not be the best band but we are definitely going to be the hottest band. The room will be steaming because of how hot it is.

Ka Chow | RD | Carolina Kraken | S62 | 300 TPE

Height: 6ft 4in

Weight: 226 lbs

Number: 95

Birthplace: Radiator Springs, Arizona. USA

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| Draft |

S61 | SMJHL Entry Draft | Drafted 9th overall by Carolina 

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| SMJHL Career |

SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:

S61 | GP 66 | G: 11 | A: 23 | P: 34 | +/- 5 | PIM: 41 | H: 64 | SB: 64 | ATOI: 18:43 

S62 | GP 0 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/- 0 | PIM: 0 | H: 0 | SB: 0 | ATOI: 00:00 

Total | GP 66 | G: 11 | A: 23 | P: 34 | +/- 5 | PIM: 41 | H: 64 | SB: 64 | ATOI: 18:43 

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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:

S61 | GP 0 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/- 0 | PIM: 0 | H: 0 | SB: 0 | ATOI: 00:00 

S62 | GP 0 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/- 0 | PIM: 0 | H: 0 | SB: 0 | ATOI: 00:00 
Total | GP 0 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/- 0 | PIM: 0 | H: 0 | SB: 0 | ATOI: 00:00 

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Little-known fact but Vasily is actually play classical piano very good and beautiful. Unfortunately no one else on Falcons love chamber music. So Vasily play drums instead and go crazy, like hairy pink Animal Muppet man. Pretend bass drum is St. Louis Scarecrow and hit many times very hard. Goalie Hugh Jass play bass guitar, to surprise of no one, but is also lead singer, to surprise of many people. Dirty Boots and Clem Fandango play guitars and take turns doing sick solos. Yan Dolff ask if he can play keytar, we say OK fine.

Band name is FALCON PUUUNCH! with three letter "U's" and exclamation point. Music style is mostly blues-influenced jazz fusion metalcore. People tell Vasily it is "acquired taste."

Our band name would be the Zerks (not very creative, I know but it sounds epic)
We would probably just play music on speakers and basically lip-sync the entire thing (or whatever lip-syncing is with instruments) and no one would notice, because we'd get them drunk before our performance. Hopefully they don't notice the fact that the singer's voice is female and we have only guys on stage.

Jeff Larsson || RW || Newfoundland Berserkers / Manhattan Rage || 952 TPE
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Name: Jeff Larsson
Playstyle: Setup Man
Career: S62-S71
Height: 6'1
Weight: 205
Number: 15
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S61: Drafted in the SMJHL Draft #28 (2nd round) by the Newfoundland Beserkers
S62: Drafted in the SHL Draft #15 (1st round) by the Manhattan Rage
S66: Traded to the Toronto North Stars
S71: Final Season in the SHL
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S62 Four Star Cup Champion
S63 Four Star Cup Champion
S64 Four Star Cup Champion
S64 WJC Gold
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Jeff Hunziker || C || Quebec City Citadelles || 360 TPE
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Name: Jeff Hunziker
Playstyle: Sniper
Career: S71-Present
Height: 5'7
Weight: 155
Number: 96
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S71: Drafted in the SMJHL Draft #17 (2nd round) by the Quebec City Citadelles
S72: Drafted in the SHL Draft #24 (2nd round) by the Minnesota Monarchs
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