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lilstifler · 11-21-2021, 06:08 AM

One of favourite pranks in real life was when I with friends filled whiskey bottle full of tea and gave that as a gift for one friend who had birthday.. He tasted it and said that it's a good whiskey, very soft.. We couldn't longer portray and started to laugh.. Then he understood that something is wrong.. but I think he would get drunk from that tea too. :D

***Canadice*** · 11-21-2021, 06:27 AM

One of my favorites is if you put one hand in your freezer and the other on a blazing hot stove you are on average feeling quite well.

Halkohol · 11-21-2021, 06:33 AM

Not "a" joke but the same concept. All of the "ligma" jokes that circulate around the different LRs are quite fun I think. Especially because if you see someone fall for it in one LR you can always try to get someone else in another!

Gaia Mormont · 11-21-2021, 07:53 AM

The best joke in the history of the world, and brace yourself for this one... was my birth. Or maybe it was a prank... I'm not sure yet hahahahahaha BUt it makes me laugh

***Nike*** · 11-21-2021, 08:10 AM

When my best friend turned 21, he had a few too many pops. When we got home, he tried to use one of those small plastic trash bins as a stepping stool to get into his bed. It exploded under his weight. His drunk ass slept on the floor that night. We still laugh about the 200 pound dude thinking that plastic container was going to hold his weight.

awils13 · 11-21-2021, 08:30 AM

I remember I was a WJC gm in my second season and there was this gwdjohnson guy in the gm chat that I immediately disliked. Then hallsy drafted him and re-signed him multiple times despite my continuous requests to trade gabe, that was a good prank.

Jumbo · 11-21-2021, 09:51 AM

Some good Hockey Puns

Why can’t you play hockey with pigs? They hog the puck.

Why was the magician so good at hockey? He always had a hat trick.

My friends and I visited Canada for the first time. We got into a fight, and a hockey game broke out.

What was the hockey player doing at the bank? He was opening a Checking account.

BenDover · 11-21-2021, 10:15 AM

you know what was pretty funny when joining this league vs the others, its the crazy amount of illegal trades that occur almost every week, especially around draft season. Is it that hard to track who owns what draft pick before the trades go through?

***Ace*** · 11-21-2021, 10:22 AM

One day, on a cold snowy day, there was a Snowman. He was standing there, right next to the driveway. The snow was continuously falling that day. When no one was looking, the snowman dropped his snowpants to the ground. Why?
The snowblower was coming.

kingtag1999 · 11-21-2021, 10:54 AM

The best pranks are always the ones where you least expect it to happen. I mean, come on, where's the fun in pranking someone if they already know it's gonna happen? Like this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Fitted2106 · 11-21-2021, 11:55 AM

Anything in Tampa makes me laugh our locker room is lit fan mad rap battles mad guns be interrupted and just dubs baby fuck out of here fluctuble shit and also the Earth's flat

Memento Mori · 11-21-2021, 12:21 PM

I'll make it SHL-related by reminiscing about the incident involving @Gwdjohnson's bathtub. Gabe was involved in an insurance scam because of course he was, resulting in lots of memes about the then-general manager in the Anchorage locker room. The highlight was an incredible image created by @"SeymourSnatches" of Gabe in his bathtub. (52 words)

GrannyPanPan · 11-21-2021, 12:27 PM

The funniest prank I've seen was when 7 didn't let me and Jimmy on his podcast. I know it was just a prank cause 7 is too cool to ever hurt us like that I know he wouldn't do that right?

*Count Chocula* · 11-21-2021, 12:29 PM

A man walks into a Starbucks, the cute Barista smiles and takes his order. When his pumpkin spice latte is finished she hands the man his drink and says "have a nice evening sir." He smiles back and says "Hi" before scurrying out the door.

Rabidsponge21 · 11-21-2021, 12:54 PM

One of the most harmless but always classic pranks is when you saran wrap the toiler seat or tape down the level on the spray nozzle on the sink. Nothing that causes too much issue in most cases - doesn't hurt anyone, and is always good for a laugh

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