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Your task: The yellowstone supervolcano will erupt in 1 week, causing an explosion that rips the planet in half and ending all life. How do you spend your final week?

25 words minimum!

You will receive 1 TPE for fulfilling all requirements.

This PT will close Sunday, Febury 20th at 11:59pm CT. Posts submitted/edited after the deadline will receive 0 tpe.
If you have any questions/concerns, please PM me. Tasks with malicious intent will not be graded. Graders reserve the right to determine what is malicious. You will not be warned.
This PT is for SHL players and send downs only; it is not for SMJHL Rookies.

Aleister Cain - S42-S57
HOF GOALIE- CLASS OF S60- SECOND BALLOT
S54 CHALLENGE CUP
S54 RAZOV

Ville Kurri - S57-S70
BEST SMJHL DEFENSIVE FORWARD S60
That's pretty much it

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Afaik the supervolcano isn't that strong so I am gucci with being in europe. The only thing that sucks will be my NA friends going through literal hell. I prep myself with doing all my daily stuff and telling the people I like that I like them and appreciate them being there.

Thank you all for the amazing sigs & player cards
 

S31 Eduard Selich  || F || Buffalo Stampede || Peak: 1252
Name: Eduard Selich
Hometown: Fulda, Germany
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 195 lbs
Number: 19
Age: 29
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Regular Season Career Statistics:
SMJHL:
S30 PGF | GP 50 | G 15 | A 12 | P 27 |  -3 | PIM 8 | HIT 38 | SB 5 |
S31 PGF | GP 50 | G 21 | A 20 | P 41 |  -6 | PIM 18 | HIT 42 | SB 20 |
SHL:
S32 BUF | GP 50 | G 17 | A 19 | P 36 |  +11 | PIM 6 | HIT 54 | SB 13 |
S33 BUF | GP 50 | G 21 | A 25 | P 46 |  +14 | PIM 12 | HIT 44 | SB 21 |
S34 BUF | GP 50 | G 28 | A 35 | P 63 |  +23 | PIM 2 | HIT 3 | SB 22 |
S35 BUF | GP 50 | G 17 | A 17 | P 34 |  -6 | PIM 12 | HIT 13 | SB 17 |
S36 BUF | GP 50 | G 23 | A 24 | P 47 |  +3 | PIM 2 | HIT 37 | SB 15 |
S37 BUF | GP 50 | G 21 | A 27 | P 48 |  +9 | PIM 25 | HIT 74 | SB 15 |
S38 BUF | GP 50 | G 28 | A 27 | P 55 |  +4 | PIM 44 | HIT 42 | SB 12 |
S39 BUF | GP 50 | G 18 | A 21 | P 39 |  +1 | PIM 10 | HIT 48 | SB 23 |
S40 BUF | GP 50 | G 7 | A 15 | P 22 |  -26 | PIM 9 | HIT 48 | SB 11 |
S41 BUF | GP 50 | G 18 | A 17 | P 35 |  +10 | PIM 2 | HIT 5 | SB 11 |
S42 BUF | GP 50 | G 20 | A 21 | P 41 |  +10 | PIM 0 | HIT 5 | SB 10 |
S43 SEA | GP 50 | G 19 | A 19 | P 38 |  +8 | PIM 12 | HIT 47 | SB 7 |
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Playoff Career Statistic:
SMJHL:
S30 PGF | GP 17 | G 8 | A 13 | P 21 | +7 | PIM 2 | HIT 10 | SB 3 |
S31 PGF | GP 4 | G 0 | A 1 | P 1 | -5 | PIM 0 | HIT 4 | SB 2 |
SHL:
S32 BUF | Did not qualify
S33 BUF | GP 5 | G 4 | A 1 | P 5 | +1 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 |
S34 BUF | Did not qualify
S35 BUF | GP 4 | G 2 | A 2 | P 4 | -3 | PIM 0 | HIT 5 | SB 1 |
S36 BUF | GP 7 | G 6 | A 2 | P 8 | +6 | PIM 2 | HIT 10 | SB 1 |
S37 BUF | GP 7 | G 2 | A 0 | P 2 | -3 | PIM 0 | HIT 12 | SB 0 |
S38 BUF | Did not qualify
S39 BUF | Did not qualify
S40 BUF | Did not qualify
S41 BUF | GP 7 | G 2 | A 1 | P 3 | -4 | PIM 0 | HIT 1 | SB 2 |
S41 BUF | GP 5 | G 1 | A 1 | P 2 | -7 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 |
S43 SEA | GP 6 | G 3 | A 0 | P 3 | -3 | PIM 4 | HIT 7 | SB 2 |
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IIHF Round Robin Career Statistic:
S30 GER | GP 10 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | -4 | PIM 2 | HIT 3 | SB 0 |
S31 GER | GP 10 | G 2 | A 1 | P 3 | +2 | PIM 2 | HIT 4 | SB 1 |
S32 GER | GP 10 | G 5 | A 4 | P 9 | +4 | PIM 0 | HIT 2 | SB 3 |
S33 GER | GP 10 | G 2 | A 1 | P 3 | +4 | PIM 2 | HIT 4 | SB 2 |
S41 GER | GP 10 | G 4 | A 1 | P 5 | -2 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 1 |
S42 GER | GP 10 | G 1 | A 2 | P 3 | -2 | PIM 0 | HIT 9 | SB 1 |
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IIHF Medal Round Career Statistic:
S30 GER | GP 1 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | +0 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 |
S31 GER | GP 3 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | -2 | PIM 0 | HIT 1 | SB 0 |
S32 GER | GP 3 | G 1 | A 2 | P 3 | +4 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 |
S33 GER | GP 1 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | -1 | PIM 0 | HIT 1 | SB 0 |
S41 GER | GP 1 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | -1 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 |
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Transactions:
S30 | Drafted #20 in the SMJHL Entry Draft by the Prince George Firebirds
S30 | Signed a 1yr/1.5M deal with  Prince George Firebirds
S31 | Drafted #2 in the SHL Entry Draft by the Buffalo Stampede
S31 | Signed a 2yr/2M deal with Buffalo Stampede
S32 | Signed an 23yr/23M extension with Buffalo Stampede
S34 | Contract Adjustment: 3yr/9M deal with Buffalo Stampede
S41 | Signed an 1yr/3M extension with Buffalo Stampede
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Noteable events:
S30 | Voted Alternate Captain of Prince George Firebirds
S30 | Organized WJC
S30 | Got the call to play for Team Germany
S30 | Won Zach Miller Trophy (Most Dedicated)
S30 | Won Ron Bolt Trophy (Most Sportsmanlike)
S30 | Won Ronan O'Keefe Trophy (Playoff Points Leader)
S30 | Voted S30 PGF Team MVP
S31 | Voted Captain of Prince George Firebirds
S31 | Named Germany Federation Head and won the Silver Medal
S31 | Nominated for Brandon Holmes Trophy (Top Defensive Forward)
S31 | Nominated for Zach Miller Trophy ( Most Dedicated)
S32 | Voted Alternate Captain of Buffalo Stampede
S32 | Nominated for the Ryan Jesster Trophy ( ROTY)
S32 | Named to the SHL All-Rookie Team
S32 | won the Gold Medal with team Germany
S33 | Named Buffalo Stampede Co-GM
S33 | Damien Littleton Trophy Nominee
S33 | Won Lance Uppercut Award
S34 | Named 1st Team All-Star in the SHL
S34 | Damien Littleton Trophy Nominee
S34 | Aidan Richan Trophy Nominee
S42 | Named Buffalo Stampede Co-GM


Otto Selich||GM||GER S31-S34(26-9-2)||BUF(S33-S34,S42-)||1 Gold & 2x Silver
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Round Robin Career Statistics:
S31 GER | 6-4-0 | 18 points | #1 seed Group A
S32 GER | 8-1-1 | 22 points | #1 seed Group A
S33 GER | 7-3-0 | 21 points | #1 seed Group A
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Medal Round Career Statistics:
S31 GER | 2-1-0 | Silver medal | lost to USA in the Gold medal game
S32 GER | 3-0-0 | won Gold Medal
S33 GER | 0-0-1 | lost in Quarterfinals to Finland


S45 Alexander Selich || D || || Colorado Raptors || Peak: 2134
Name: Alexander Selich
Hometown: Fulda, Germany
Height: 6'10"
Weight: 280 lbs
Number: 19
Age: 18
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Regular Season Career Statistics:
SMJHL:
S43 KEL | GP 9 | G 1 | A 1 | P 2 |  1 | PIM 0 | HIT 4 | SB 0 |
S44 COL | GP 50 | G 12 | A 14 | P 26 |  8 | PIM 4 | HIT 23 | SB 11 |
S45 COL | GP 50 | G 17 | A 16 | P 33 |  2 | PIM 12 | HIT 35 | SB 7 |
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Playoff Career Statistic:
SMJHL:
S43 KEL | GP 6 | G 1 | A 0 | P 1 | 0 | PIM 2 | HIT 2 | SB 0 |
S44 COL | GP 16 | G 7 | A 5 | P 12 | +3 | PIM 2 | HIT 3 | SB 6 |
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IIHF Round Robin Career Statistic:
S43 GER | GP 14 | G 0 | A 3 | P 3 | 2 | PIM 4 | HIT 7 | SB 0 |
S44 GER | GP 14 | G 1 | A 1 | P 2 | -10 | PIM 8 | HIT 7 | SB 4 |
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IIHF Medal Round Career Statistic:
S43 GER | GP 1 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | +0 | PIM 0 | HIT 1 | SB 0 |
S44 GER | GP 2 | G 2 | A 1 | P 3 | +1 | PIM 2 | HIT 2 | SB 0 |
Transactions:
S44 | Drafted #1 in the SMJHL Entry Draft by the Colorado Raptors
S44 | Signed a 1yr/3M deal with  Colorado Raptors
S45 | Drafted #22 in the SHL Entry Draft by the Buffalo Stampede
S45 | Signed a 3yr/1M deal with Buffalo Stampede
Noteable events:

3. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 5 (Maximilian Wachter, Alexis Metzler) at 16:25
5. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 6 (Steven Stamkos Jr., Brynjar Tusk) at 19:48
8. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 7 (Brynjar Tusk, Alexis Metzler) at 13:55
9. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 8 (Anton Fedorov, Mikelis Grundmanis) at 15:12
10. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 9 (Dickie Pecker) at 19:43 (Empty Net)

Definitely not on this site
Id spend it with my wife and son, and would be thankful that I've got one more week of celebration with them.
Okay ... maybe I'd do an Activity Check too ...

Miguel will spend his last week on earth before the apocalypse spending his time doing one of the things that amuses him the most: Calling @UberBJ and asking him if his refrigerator is running.

Sig credits: OrbitingDeath & enigmatic

Deth Klaw || Defenseman || Montreal Patriotes || 1318 TPE



Miguel Hefeweizen || SFP/WPG (retired) || S58-75 || 2077 Peak TPE

I would spend my final week cherishing my time with my friends and family, making core memories and getting blackout drunk, immediately forgetting those core memories. Tragic? Maybe, but I would love it.

Thanks to JSS for the signature

Dick Clapper | LW | Hall of Fame | Team Canada | 2105 TPE Peak
Birthplace: Canada
Height: 6' 4"
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 13

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SHL Career Statistics:
Total |1684 GP | 575 G | 751 A | 1326 P | -347 | 2078 H  | 822 SB

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SHL Playoffs Statistics:

Total | 166 GP | 59 G | 75 A | 134 P | -2 | 263 H | 155 SB

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Transactions:
S45 | SMJHL Draft | Undrafted
S46 | SHL Draft | New England Wolfpack | 37th Overall

S55 | Trade | Hamilton Steelhawks | Blockbuster | It was huge

S58 | Trade | New England Wolfpack | Not a Blockbuster | Went back home

S58 | Trade | Buffalo Stampede | Cup Run | Lost in the finals

S59 | FA | Atlanta Inferno | Not a surprise | Everyone saw it coming

S60~ | FA | A bunch of teams | Somehow played another 15 seasons | Can't believe it either

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Trophies, Awards, and Medals:

S45 | WJC Silver

S46 | Laurifer Trophy

S46 | WJC Bronze

S49 | Presidents' Trophy

S49 | Mathias Chouinard Trophy

S50 | IIHF Bronze

S53 | Presidents' Trophy

S54 | IIHF Gold

S55 | 2nd Team All-Star

S55 | IIHF Bronze

S56 | Presidents' Trophy

S56 | Mathias Chouinard Trophy

S56 | Challenge Cup

S56 | IIHF Gold

S56 | Anton Razov Nomination

S57 | Presidents' Trophy

S57 | Mathias Chouinard Trophy

S57 | IIHF Gold

S57 | Anton Razov Nomination

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Drive around. There's a lot of places around the country and continent I've wanted to visit. I'll drive up to Banff, climb the tree that @Keven lives in, go see @Evok and the aquasphere, have @Matteo make me a hot toddy, get @"James Truong" to buy me ramen, and then I'd go to the supervolcano so it's quick. I'll be like one of those Pompeii people.

            

sigs by @BLBertrand, @Carpy48, @enigmatic, @Matteo, @sulovilen and @Vulfzilla

Aksel Fiske || Forward || S61 - Present
SHL: MAN S65 - Present
SMJHL: QCC S61 - S64
Federation: Norway
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Regular Season Stats:
S73 | MAN | 66GP  | 23 G | 29 A | 52 PTS | -89
S72 | MAN | 66GP  | 32 G | 24 A | 56 PTS | -74
S71 | MAN | 66GP  | 37 G | 31 A | 68 PTS | -64
S70 | MAN | 66GP  | 38 G | 30 A | 78 PTS | -48
S69 | MAN | 66GP  | 45 G | 37 A | 82 PTS | +33
S68 | MAN | 66GP  | 25 G | 29 A | 54 PTS | +16
S67 | MAN | 66GP  | 19 G | 31 A | 50 PTS | +8
S66 | MAN | 66GP  | 25 G | 35 A | 60 PTS | +19
S65 | MAN | 66 GP | 15 G | 23 A | 38 PTS | -15
S64 | QCC | 66 GP | 27 G | 34 A | 61 PTS | +5
S63 | QCC | 66 GP | 18 G | 35 A | 53 PTS | -2
S62 | QCC | 66 GP | 17 G | 25 A | 42 PTS | +11
S61 | QCC | 66 GP | 10 G | 31 A | 41 PTS | +18
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Playoff Stats:
S70 | MAN |  4 GP | 5 G |  1 A |  6 PTS  | -2
S69 | MAN |  5 GP | 2 G |  5 A |  7  PTS | -12
S68 | MAN | 24GP |11G |  15 A | 26 PTS| +16
S67 | MAN | 27GP |10G |  13 A | 23 PTS| +5
S66 | MAN | 4 GP  | 1 G |    1 A |  2 PTS | -2
S65 | MAN |  5 GP | 0 G |    3 A |  3 PTS | -4
S64 | QCC | 14 GP | 5G  | 10 A | 15 PTS | +5
S63 | QCC | 13 GP | 6 G |   7 A  | 13 PTS | +1
S62 | QCC |   6 GP | 2 G |   4 A  |   6 PTS | +2
S61 | QCC | 16 GP | 7 G |   6 A  | 13 PTS | +4
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Accolades:
SHL All-Star S70-S73
S67 IIHF Gold Medal with Team Norway
S63 WJC Gold Medal with Team Finland
S61 SMJHL Elias Armia Award
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Transactions:
S62 SHL Draft: 1OA to MAN
S61 SMJHL Draft: 14OA to QCC

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Boy, I don't even want to think about that sh*t would go down everywhere. Say sh*t doesn't go down and people deal with it like reasonable people. I'd lock myself in a movie theater and just watch movies all week.

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Jeffrey Bjelland | Center | Detroit Falcons
Birthplace: Minneapolis, MN, USA
Number: 21
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Your task: The yellowstone supervolcano will erupt in 1 week, causing an explosion that rips the planet in half and ending all life. How do you spend your final week?

I would spend my final week by saying my goodbyes to everyone that I know here and in my real life. I would make @mer buy me ramen as well 

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Thank you @Stadacona @OrbitingDeath @Rojjter for the Chaewon player sigs!

I will do exactly nothing. No point in it. The world is ending in seven days. I will just get up to a mountain top, sit there and just take the view in.

Since in America they chose to take the Don’t Look Up approach and everything is going on as normal, I will have to spend the last week of my life playing in a playoff’s hockey round.

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pretty simple end of the road for mitchell van der heijden. he would live the playboy lifestyle he always wanted to. clap bombs and fuck moms baby

Dieter Frühstück || D || Anchorage Armada || 854 TPE
Birthplace: Rostock, Germany
Height/Weight: 6'9", 275 lbs
SMJHL Stats
S78 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 2 A: 24 PTS: 26 +/-: 11 H: 80 PIMS: 16 SB: 253
S79 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 0 A: 16 PTS: 16 +/-: -1 H: 49 PIMS: 28 SB: 224
S80 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 8 A: 23 PTS: 31 +/-: 38  H: 81 PIMS: 20 SB: 287
S81 || ANC || GP: 44 G: 5 A: 14 PTS: 19 +/-: -13  H: 58 PIMS: 14 SB: 289
Career SMJHL Regular Season Stats
GP: 264 G: 15 A: 77 PTS: 92 +/-: 35 H: 268 PIMS: 78 SB: 1053
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S78 || ANC || GP: 4 G: 0 A: 1 PTS: 1 +/-: -2 H: 8 PIMS: 0 SB: 18
S79 || ANC || GP: 16 G: 0 A: 7 PTS: 7 +/-: 13 H: 12 PIMS: 6 SB: 50
S80 || ANC || GP: 16 G: 1 A: 4 PTS: 5 +/-: 6 H: 15 PIMS: 0 SB: 78
Player Milestones/Transactions
Drafted 14th overall by Anchorage, S78 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 31st overall by Minnesota, S79 SHL Draft
Winner of the Alexis Metzler Award, S78 and S80
led SMJHL in blocked shots, S80 and S81
Hold SMJHL record for most blocked shots in a career



Sebastien Regazzoni || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || 1276 TPE
Birthplace: Bern, Switzerland
Height/Weight: 6'3", 200 lbs
SHL Stats
S71 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 17 A: 25 PTS: 42 PIMS: 32 +/-: -23 H: 75
S72 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 28 A: 31 PTS: 59 PIMS: 55 +/-: 7 H: 89
S73 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 24 A: 33 PTS: 57 PIMS: 34 +/-: -2 H: 81
S74 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 37 PTS: 49 PIMS: 43 +/-: -8 H: 83
S75 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 11 A: 51 PTS: 62 PIMS: 39 +/-: 22 H: 66 
S76 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 33 A: 60 PTS: 93 PIMS: 37 +/-: -18 H: 87
S77 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 32 A: 32 PTS: 64 PIMS: 38 +/-: -34 H: 76
S78 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 14 A: 32 PTS: 46 PIMS: 20 +/-: -1 H: 57
Total SHL Stats
GP: 528 G: 171 A: 201 PTS: 472 PIMS: 298 +/-: -57 H: 614
SHL Playoff Stats
S71 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 2 A: 1 PTS: 3 +/-: -5 PIM: 2 H: 5
S72 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 0 +/-: -5 PIM: 0 H: 7
S73 || HAM || GP: 12 G: 4 A: 7 PTS: 11 +/-: 2 PIM: 10 H: 10
S74 || HAM || GP: 7 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5 +/-: -3 PIM: 0 H: 14
S75 || HAM || GP: 14 G: 3 A: 10 PTS: 13 +/-: -0 PIM: 2 H: 17
S76 || HAM || GP: 19 G: 6 A: 15 PTS: 21 +/-: -1 PIM: 4 H: 29
S77 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 1 A: 5 PTS: 6 +/-: -2 PIM: 0 H: 3
Total SHL Playoff Stats
GP: 67 G: 19 A: 41 PTS: 60 +/-: -14 PIM: 18 H: 85
SMJHL Stats
S67 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 25 A: 21 PTS: 46 +/-: -5 PIM: 6 H: 107
S68 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 41 PTS: 61 +/-: 5 PIM: 30 H: 138
S69 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 33 PTS: 53 +/-: -3 PIM: 18 H: 142
S70 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 23 PTS: 35 +/-: -54 PIM: 28 H: 78
Career SMJHL Regular Season Stats
GP: 264 G: 77 A: 118 PTS: 195 +/-: -57 PIM: 82 H: 465
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S67 || ANC || GP: 5 G: 4 A: 1 PTS: 5 +/-: -2 PIM: 0 H: 11
S68 || ANC || GP: 10 G: 4 A: 3 PTS: 7 +/-: 7 PIM: 4 H: 24
Career Milestones
Drafted 20th overall by Anchorage, S67 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 4th overall by Hamilton, S68 SHL Draft
Voted Anchorage Armada captain, S69



Mitchell van der Heijden || C || Philadelphia Forge || 925 TPE
Birthplace: Alkmaar, Netherlands
Height/Weight: 6'2", 205 lbs
SHL Stats
S54 | NOLA | GP: 50 G: 8 A: 10 PTS: 18 PIMS: 16 +/-: 0 H: 24
S55 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 19 PTS: 34 PIMS: 14 +/-: 2 H: 70
S56 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 16 A: 11 PTS: 27 PIMS: 26 +/-: -17 H: 65
S57 | NEW | GP: 66 G: 20 A: 28 PTS: 48 PIMS: 10 +/-: -37 H: 62
S58 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 22 A: 38 PTS: 60 PIMS: 22 +/-: 25 H: 92
S59 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 21 A: 37 PTS: 58 PIMS: 29 +/-: 37 H: 101
S60 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 49 A: 50 PTS: 99 PIMS: 6 +/-: 14 H: 97
S61 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 57 PTS: 87 PIMS: 10 +/-: 49 H: 122
S62 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 48 A: 38 PTS: 86 PIMS: 8 +/-: 32 H: 105
S63 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 51 PTS: 81 PIMS: 18 +/-: 47 H: 103
S64 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 43 PTS: 73 PIMS: 8 +/-: 9 H: 103
S65 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 13 A: 37 PTS: 50 PIMS: 20 +/-: 25 H: 134
S66 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 15 A: 24 PTS: 39 PIMS: 30 +/-: -19 H: 116
S67 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 8 A: 27 PTS: 35 PIMS: 20 +/-: 4 H: 140
Career Regular Season Stats
GP: 876 G: 325 A: 470 PTS: 795 PIMS: 237 +/-: 172 H: 1338
SHL Playoff Stats
S54 | NOLA | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 5 PTS: 12 PIMS: 4 +/-: 1
S56 | NEW | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 4 +/-: -4
S57 | NEW | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: 0
S58 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 3 A: 7 PTS: 10 PIMS: 2 +/-: 2
S59 | HAM | GP: 11 G: 2 A: 5 PTS: 7 PIMS: 0 +/-: 4
S60 | HAM | GP: 10 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5
S61 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 9 A: 16 PTS: 25
S62 | HAM | GP: 14 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19
S63 | HAM | GP: 25 G: 10 A: 12 PTS: 22
S64 | HAM | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 17 PTS: 24
S65 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 4 A: 5 PTS: 9
S66 | PHI | G: 7 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3
S67 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 4 PTS: 4
Total SHL Playoff Stats
GP: 172 G: 55 A: 93 PTS: 148
SMJHL Stats
S50 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 14 PTS: 28 PIMS: 6 +/-: -1 H: 21
S51 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 27 PTS: 47 PIMS: 17 -/+: 11 H: 15
S52 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 28 PTS: 53 PIMS: 29 +/-: 7 H: 62
S53 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 26 A: 26 PTS: 52 PIMS: 24 +/-: 12 H: 109
Total SMJHL Reg. Season Stats
GP: 200 G: 85 A: 95 PTS: 180 PIMS: 79 +/-: 29 H: 207
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S50 | ANC | GP: 11 G: 1 A: 4 PTS: 5 PIMS: 0 +/-: -6
S51 | ANC | GP: 12 G: 5 A: 7 PTS: 12 PIMS: 2 +/-: 7
S52 | ANC | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S53 | ANC | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1
Total SMJHL Playoff Stats
GP: 41 G: 8 A: 16 PTS: 24 PIMS: 2 +/-: 1
Accolades
Won S51 4 Star Cup with Anchorage
Won Silver Medal with Switzerland, S51 IIHF
named best forward, S51 WJC
named to second team all SMJHL, S52
named Anchorage alternate captain, S51/S52
named Anchorage captain, S53
named first team all SMJHL, S53
won Ideen Fallah Award (SMJHL Awards Committee MVP), S53
named SMJHL All-Star, S51-S53
won S54 Challenge Cup with New Orleans
scored Challenge Cup-winning goal, S54
named New England alternate captain, S55
#15 retired by the Anchorage Armada
Challenge Cup winner with Hamilton, S58/S61/S63
SHL All-Star, S60-S63
Karpovtsov and McDonald winner, S60
Sarmad Khan winner, S60
Ron Mexico winner, S60
led SHL in goals and points, S60
First Team All-SHL, S60
Gold medal winner with Switzerland, S65
Member of the Triple Gold Club
SHL Hall of Famer
Draft Things
drafted 11th by Anchorage in S50 SMJHL Draft
drafted 13th overall by New Orleans in S51 SHL Draft



Joseph Lombardi || RW || Anchorage Armada co-GM || 969 TPE
Name: Joseph Lombardi
Position: Right Wing
Birthplace: Voorhees, NJ, USA (transferred to Ireland)
Height: very short (5'3")
Weight: 145 lbs
SHL Regular Season Stats
S38 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 13 A: 9 PTS: 22 PIMS: 6 +/-: -10
S39 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 12 A: 8 PTS: 20 PIMS: 8 +/-: -10
S40 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 15 PTS: 29 PIMS: 7 +/-: 9
S41 | MIN | GP: 50 G: 7 A: 6 PTS: 13 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3
S42 | MIN/SEA | GP: 47 G: 14 A: 20 PTS: 34 PIMS: 6 +/-: 4
S43 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 26 PTS: 46 PIMS: 8 +/-: 5
S44 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 18 A: 17 PTS: 35 PIMS: 18 +/-: -16
S45 | SEA/TOR | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 20 PTS: 40 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S46 | TOR | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 23 PTS: 48 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0
S47 | EDM | GP: 50 G: 17 A: 23 PTS: 40 PIMS: 10 +/-: 26
S48 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 21 A: 17 PTS: 38 PIMS: 10 +/-: 5
S49 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 6 A: 20 PTS: 26 +/-: -8 PIMS: 13
S50 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 11 PTS: 26 PIMS: 10 +/-: 15
Career Stats
GP: 647 G: 202 A: 215 PTS: 417 PIMS: 96 +/-: 14
SHL Playoff Stats
S38 | SFP | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 6 +/-: -3
S39-S40 | SFP | Missed playoffs
S41 | MIN | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0
S42 | SEA | missed playoffs
S43 | SEA | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 6 PTS: 6 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S44 | SEA | missed playoffs
S45 | TOR | GP: 5 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S46 | TOR | GP: 7 G: 2 A: 7 PTS: 9 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1
S47 | EDM | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3
S48 | SFP | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: -4
S49 | SFP | missed playoffs
S50 | SFP | GP: 4 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0
Career Playoff Stats 
all you need to know is that I was shit
SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S35 | STL |  GP: 50 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: -1
S36 | STL | GP: 50 G: 10 A: 7 PTS: 17 PIMS: 4 +/-: 0
S37 | STL | GP: 44 G: 16 A: 15 PTS: 31 PIMS: 8 +/-: -4
Total Stats: GP: 144 G: 27 A: 22 PTS: 49 PIMS: 14 +/-: -5
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S35 | STL | GP: 7 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 +/-: 1
S36 | STL | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 +/-: -1
S37 | STL | GP: 13 G: 4 A: 10 PTS: 14 +/-: -3
Total Stats: GP: 26 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19 +/-: -3
Things I've Done
Selected 40th overall in S35 SMJHL Draft by STL
Selected 30th overall in S36 SHL Entry Draft by POR
Won some team awards with the Crows, but no cup
won Presidents Trophy with San Francisco in S38
won a silver medal with Ireland (S38)
won two bronze medals with Ireland (S39, S41)
won a shit ton of golds with Ireland (S42-47)
was traded by San Francisco to Minnesota before S41
Traded to Seattle by Minnesota before S42 Trade Deadline
traded to Toronto by Seattle before S45 trade deadline
signed a one year, $6 million contract with Edmonton
signed a one year, $4.5 million contract with San Fransisco
named Pride alternate captain for S48
won president's trophy with SFP (s50)
wrote haters guides where I shat on every team

I will spend my final week living max earning in as many sim leagues as I can find. Life might be temporary but TPE is forever. Sim leagues are more important than volcanoes

S58 Elias Armia Award Winner

Well I can guarantee you I will not be on this site. I'll see y'all in hell, I guess. I'll be kicking it with the wifey and the dog.

Brick Wall | G | S62 | Great Falls Grizzlies | Montreal Patriotes | Atlanta Inferno | Team Czechia

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Height: 5'8"

Weight: 175 lbs

Number: 35

Birthplace: Galway, Ireland

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Career Statistics

SMJHL Regular Season

S61 | 58 GP | 28 W | 1667 S | 3.28 GAA | 4 SO | 0.900 SV%

S62 | 51 GP | 27 W | 1428 S | 2.78 GAA | 5 SO | 0.910 SV%

S63 | 49 GP | 31 W | 1147 S | 2.56 GAA | 2 SO | 0.900 SV%

S64 | 37 GP | 15 W | 1223 S | 3.07 GAA | 2 SO | 0.915 SV%

Totals | 195 GP | 101 W | 2.93 GAA | 13 SO | .906 SV%



SMJHL Playoffs

S61 | 12 GP | 5 W | 357 S | 3.50 GAA | 1 SO | 0.895 SV%

S62 | 4 GP | 0 W | 138 S | 3.52 GAA | 0 SO | 0.908 SV%

S63 | 14 GP | 8 W | 312 S | 2.54 GAA | 1 SO | 0.894 SV%

Totals | 30 GP | 13 W | 3.05 GAA | 2 SO | .897 SV %



WJC Round Robin

S61 | British Isles | 8 GP | 2 W | 234 S | 2.94 GAA | 0 SO | 0.907 SV%

S62 | British Isles | 9 GP | 6 W | 177 S | 2.59 GAA | 0 SO | 0.881 SV%

S63 | British Isles | 12 GP | 3 W | 328 S | 3.97 GAA | 0 SO | 0.877 SV%

S64 | UCORCAL | 7 GP | 4 W | 216 S | 2.69 GAA | 2 SO | 0.919 SV%



WJC Knockout Rounds

S61 | British Isles | 1 GP | 0 W | 22 S | 1.62 GAA | 0 SO | 0.917 SV%

S62 | British Isles | 3 GP | 3 W | 76 S | 0.67 GAA | 1 SO | 0.974 SV%

S63 | British Isles | 1 GP | 0 W | 43 S | 4.00 GAA | 0 SO | 0.915 SV%

S64 | UCORCAL | 1 GP | 0 W | 32 S | 3.01 GAA | 0 SO | 0.914 SV%



SHL Regular Season

S64 | MTL | 13 GP | 6 W | 390 S | 2.82 GAA | 0 SO | 0.920 SV%

S65 | MTL | 47 GP | 14 W | 1700 S | 3.63 GAA | 2 SO | 0.914 SV%

S66 | MTL | 51 GP | 31 W | 1526 S | 3.09 GAA | 3 SO | 0.908 SV%

S67 | MTL | 52 GP | 28 W | 1326 S | 3.21 GAA | 5 SO | 0.896 SV%

S68 | MTL | 55 GP | 32 W | 1439 S | 2.93 GAA | 4 SO | 0.901 SV%

S69 | MTL | 54 GP | 40 W | 1438 S | 2.59 GAA | 6 SO | 0.911 SV%

S70 | MTL | 54 GP | 35 W | 1566 S | 3.02 GAA | 4 SO | 0.906 SV%

S71 | MTL | 54 GP | 38 W | 1586 S | 2.78 GAA | 5 SO | 0.914 SV%

S72 | MTL | 55 GP | 35 W | 1640 S | 2.96 GAA | 6 SO | 0.910 SV%

S73 | ATL | 56 GP | 18 W | 1961 S | 4.00 GAA | 3 SO | 0.902 SV%

Totals 491 GP | 277 W | 14,572 S | 3.11 GAA | 38 SO | 0.908 SV %



SHL Playoffs

S66 | MTL | 6 GP | 2 W | 188 S | 2.77 GAA | 0 SO | 0.913 SV%

S67 | MTL | 16 GP | 10 W | 542 S | 2.96 GAA | 1 SO | 0.920 SV%

S68 | MTL | 6 GP | 2 W | 209 S | 4.12 GAA | 0 SO | 0.886 SV%

S69 | MTL | 10 GP | 6 W | 278 S | 2.83 GAA | 0 SO | 0.911 SV%

S70 | MTL | 13 GP | 7 W | 388 S | 3.07 GAA | 0 SO | 0.904 SV%

S71 | MTL | 3 GP | 0 W | 100 S | 4.34 GAA | 0 SO | 0.885 SV%

S72 | MTL | 10 GP | 5 W | 343 S | 2.89 GAA | 0 SO | 0.920 SV%

S73 | ATL | 11 GP | 4 W | 325 S | 3.84 GAA | 0 SO | 0.886 SV%

Totals | 75 GP | 36 W | 2,373 S | 3.22 GAA | 1 SO | 0.903 SV%



IIHF Round Robin

S63 | Ireland | 3 GP | 2 W | 55 S | 1.86 GAA | 0 SO | 0.932 SV%

S64 | Czechia | 4 GP | 1 W | 125 S | 4.02 GAA | 0 SO | 0.887 SV%

S65 | Czechia | 12 GP | 7 W | 373 S | 4.10 GAA | 0 SO | 0.888 SV%

S66 | Czechia | 12 GP | 3 W | 360 S | 3.71 GAA | 0 SO | 0.889 SV%

S67 | Czechia | 12 GP | 5 W | 322 S | 2.54 GAA | 1 SO | 0.912 SV%

S68 | Czechia | 12 GP | 6 W | 319 S | 2.40 GAA | 1 SO | 0.917 SV%

S69 | Czechia | 12 GP | 6 W | 356 S | 3.34 GAA | 2 SO | 0.899 SV%

S70 | Czechia | 9 GP | 2 W | 194 S | 3.07 GAA | 1 SO | 0.882 SV%

S71 | Czechia | 10 GP | 4 W | 254 S | 2.65 GAA | 0 SO | 0.904 SV%

S72 | Czechia | 12 GP | 5 W | 347 S | 4.01 GAA | 0 SO | 0.883 SV%

S73 | Czechia | 12 GP | 3 W | 398 S | 3.84 GAA | 1 SO | 0.894 SV%



IIHF Knockout Rounds

S65 | Czechia | 2 GP | 1 W | 80 S | 3.00 GAA | 0 SO | 0.930 SV%

S68 | Czechia | 1 GP | 0 W | 42 S | 2.64 GAA | 0 SO | 0.933 SV%

S69 | Czechia | 1 GP | 0 W | 16 S | 4.06 GAA | 0 SO | 0.800 SV%

S71 | Czechia | 1 GP | 0 W | 25 S | 3.04 GAA | 0 SO | 0.893 SV%



Awards

S62 | WJC Gold Medal - British Isles (player & GM)

S62 | SMJHL All-Star Game

S62 | Nominee - Zach Miller Trophy - Most Dedicated

S62 | Nominee - Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy - Most Underrated Player (nominated by Nevada)

S64 | Nominee - Cedric Robinson Trophy - Best Goalie

S66 | SHL All-Star Game

S66 | John McBride Trophy (Best Goaltender)

S66 | 1st Team All-SHL

S68 | 3rd Team All-SHL

S68 | SHL All-Star Game

S69 | John McBride Trophy (Best Goaltender)

S69 | Nominee - Ron Mexico Award (Most Valuable Player)

S69 | 1st Team All-SHL

S70 | Nominee - John McBride Trophy (Best Goaltender)

S70 | 2nd Team All-SHL

S71 | SHL All-Star Game

S71 | John McBride Trophy (Best Goaltender)

S71 | Mike Honcho Trophy (Fewest Goals Allowed)

S71 | 1st Team All-SHL

S72 | SHL All-Star Game

S72 | John McBride Trophy (Best Goaltender)

S72 | Mike Honcho Trophy (Fewest Goals Allowed)

S72 | 1st Team All-SHL

S75 | Hall of Fame - 1st Ballot



Team Awards

Great Falls Grizzlies

S61 | "Mama Bear" Award - Best Locker Room Leader

S61 | "Boo Boo" Award - Best Rookie

S62 | "Mama Bear" Award - Best Locker Room Leader

S63 | "Mama Bear" Award - Best Locker Room Leader

S63 | "Bear Necessities" Award - Best Media Piece - "S63 Parlay Watch"

S64 | "Mama Bear" Award - Best Locker Room Leader

S64 | "Bear Necessities" Award - Best Media Piece - "Pinch me, I'm no longer Irish"

Montreal Patriotes

S64 | Stan Din'desque Leadership Award

S64 | Rising Star Award

S65 | Stan Din'desque Leadership Award

S69 | Golden Poutine Team MVP

S70 | Stan Din'desque Leadership Award

S70 | Golden Poutine Team MVP



Journey Man | RD | S75 | KEL | VAN | SDT | REG | MTL | WPG | BAP | SFP | Team Czechia

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Height: 5'10"

Weight: 180 lbs

Number: 7

Birthplace: Sovereign Citizen, World

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Career Statistics

SMJHL Regular Season

S74 - KEL | 66 GP | 5 G | 15 A | 20 PTS | -26 +/- | 59 BLK | 67 H | 95.5 PDO

S75 - KEL | 4 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 PTS | -2 +/- | 11 BLK | 0 H | 99.3 PDO

S75 - VAN | 63 GP | 4 G | 9 A | 13 PTS | -59 +/- | 146 BLK | 99 H | 95.4 PDO

S76 - SDT | 66 GP | 10 G | 31 A | 41 PTS | +14 +/- | 114 BLK | 105 H | 101.4 PDO

S77 - REG | 66 GP | 8 G | 27 A | 35 PTS | +9 +/- | 63 BLK | 118 H | 100.2 PDO

Totals | 265 GP | 28 G | 82 A | 106 PTS | -64 +/- | 393 BLK | 389 H



SMJHL Playoffs

S74 - KEL | 6 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 PTS | -4 +/- | 4 BLK | 6 H | 97.6 PDO

S75 - VAN | 7 GP | 4 G | 5 A | 9 PTS | +4 +/- | 7 BLK | 10 H | 107.0 PDO

S76 - SDT | 5 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 PTS | -7 +/- | 14 BLK | 5 H | 91.9 PDO

S77 - REG | 16 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 PTS | +6 +/- | 20 BLK | 34 H | 100.2 PDO

Totals | 34 GP | 6 G | 11 A | 17 PTS | -1 +/- | 45 BLK | 55 H



WJC Round Robin

S73 | ICE | 12 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 PTS | -3 +/- | 11 BLK | 12 H | 97.7 PDO

S74 | WOR | 12 GP | 1 G | 8 A | 9 PTS | -7 +/- | 23 BLK | 18 H | 94.1 PDO

S75 | WOR | 12 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 PTS | +4 +/- | 34 BLK | 18 H | 98.0 PDO

S76 | WOR | 12 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 PTS | +4 +/- | 39 BLK | 6 H | 103.7 PDO

Totals | 48 GP | 1 G | 15 A | 16 PTS | -2 +/- | 107 BLK | 54 H



WJC Knockout Rounds

S73 | ICE | 1 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 PTS | +1 +/- | 1 BLK | 2 H | 110.0 PDO

S75 | WOR | 3 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 PTS | +5 +/- | 1 BLK | 1 H | 111.6 PDO

S76 | WOR | 1 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 PTS | 0 +/- | 1 BLK | 2 H | 100.0 PDO

Totals | 5 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 PTS | +6 +/- | 3 BLK | 5 H



SHL Regular Season

S78 | MTL | 66 GP | 6 G | 17 A | 23 PTS | -25 +/- | 98 BLK | 90 H | 98.8 PDO

S79 | WPG | 66 GP | 5 G | 18 A | 23 PTS | -19 +/- | 97 BLK | 61 H | 98.3 PDO

S80 | BAP | 66 GP | 4 G | 25 A | 29 PTS | -10 +/- | 124 BLK | 45 H | 98.7 PDO

Totals | 198 GP | 15 G | 60 A | 75 PTS | -54 +/- | 319 BLK | 196 H



SHL Playoffs

S79 | WPG | 4 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 PTS | -3 +/- | 14 BLK | 1 H | 96.6 PDO

S80 | BAP | 6 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 PTS | -6 +/- | 13 BLK | 3 H | 95.5 PDO

Totals | 10 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 PTS | -9 +/- | 27 BLK | 4 H



IIHF Round Robin

S78 | CZH | 12 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 PTS | +2 +/- | 30 BLK | 12 H | 104.6 PDO

S79 | CZH | 12 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 PTS | +5 +/- | 13 BLK | 12 H | 105.7 PDO

S80 | CZH | 12 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 PTS | +3 +/- | 20 BLK | 15 H | 101.7 PDO

Totals | 36 GP | 3 G | 4 A | 7 PTS | +10 +/- | 63 BLK | 39 H



IIHF Knockout Rounds

S78 | CZH | 1 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 PTS | 0 +/- | 4 BLK | 1 H | 106.9 PDO

S79 | CZH | 3 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 PTS | 0 +/- | 3 BLK | 4 H | 99.3 PDO

Totals | 4 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 PTS | 0 +/- | 7 BLK | 5 H



Awards

S75 | WJC Silver Medal - World

S75 | Elias Armia Award: Commissioner Award

S76 | SMJHL All-Star Game



Team Awards

Kelowna Knights

S74 | Maxim Horvat Award - Top Rookie

San Diego Tidal

S76 | Beaufort Award - Best Defenceman

I'd spend the rest of my time helping others. To be specific I would teach my dude @TheCC how to ride a bike and change his Oil.

I feel like I would go full outlaw and act like it was the wild wild west rob a bank get loads of money and spend it all on hookers and cocaine. Why not try new things right?

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Retired |  RD  | Nathan Thomas  | S55
Career J stats: |  MET  
197 GP | 24 G | 45 A | 69 PTS | 
Career stats: |  SFP/PHI  
660 GP | 102 G | 229 A | 331 PTS | 835 H | 1067 blk | 200 PIM 

C  | Cale Salad  | S68 |

S68 |  4 Star Cup