Jepox
The game should end with an instant win if any player can score from below the hashmarks in their own end. Watching teams that are getting blown out just fire pucks from directly in front of their own goalie in hopes of catching the opposing goalie lacking would be sick
Sim Wen || Anchorage Armada || D || 218 TPE Height: 6'0 Weight: 190 lbs --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions: Drafted 20th overall by the Anchorage Armada in the S72 SMJHL Draft Drafted ___ overall by the __ in the S73 SHL Draft --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Statistics: --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Statistics: --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics: --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Trophy Case:
Pablo Salvatici || Atlanta Inferno || F || 2082 TPE Peak Height: 5'10 Weight: 172 lbs Birthplace: Milan, Italy --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions: Drafted 8th overall by the Anchorage Armada in the S56 SMJHL Draft Drafted 11th overall by the Atlanta Inferno in the S57 SHL Draft --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Statistics: S56 || GP: 50 || G: 9 || A: 7 || P: 16 || 0 || PIM: 8 || Hits: 26 || Shots: 58 || SB: 19 S57 || GP: 66 || G: 19 || A: 31 || P: 50 || +11 || PIM: 16 || Hits: 120 || Shots: 173 || SB: 13 S58 || GP: 66 || G: 14 || A: 26 || P: 40 || +9 || PIM: 20 || Hits: 142 || Shots: 181 || SB: 39 S59 || GP: 66 || G: 25 || A: 44 || P: 69 || +11 || PIM: 16 || Hits: 125 || Shots: 219 || SB: 51 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Statistics: --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics: --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Trophy Case: S58 Ronan O'Keefe Trophy (Playoffs Points Leader) (Tied) S59 Jared Hanson Trophy (Regular Season Points Leader) S59 Ideen Fallah Trophy (Awards Committee MVP) S59 Raymond Lindsay Trophy (Community Most Outstanding Player)
Nolan Sawchuk || TBB, CHI, ATL || RW || 1377 TPE Transactions: Drafted 22nd Overall by the Kelowna Knights in the S44 SMJHL Draft Drafted 12th Overall by the Seattle Riot in the S45 SHL Draft Traded to the Chicago Syndicate S54 Signed with the Atlanta Inferno S56 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Statistics: S44 || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 16 || P: 30 || -32 || PIM: 13 || Hits: 24 || Shots: 144 || SB: 14 S45 || GP: 50 || G: 27 || A: 35 || P: 62 || +15 || PIM: 14 || Hits: 64 || Shots: 183 || SB: 7 S46 || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 23 || P: 37 || +13 || PIM: 24 || Hits: 55 || Shots: 153 || SB: 7 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Statistics: S47 || GP: 50 || G: 12 || A: 17 || P: 29 || -8 || PIM: 6 || Hits: 32 || Shots: 147 || SB: 12 S48 || GP: 50 || G: 22 || A: 25 || P: 47 || +22 || PIM: 4 || Hits: 24 || Shots: 158 || SB: 13 S49 || GP: 50 || G: 16 || A: 14 || P: 30 || -10 || PIM: 4 || Hits: 5 || Shots: 155 || SB: 13 S50 || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 25 || P: 39 || +16 || PIM: 8 || Hits: 53 || Shots: 141 || SB: 6 S51 || GP: 50 || G: 8 || A: 21 || P: 29 || -2 || PIM: 11 || Hits: 25 || Shots: 148 || SB: 6 S52 || GP: 50 || G: 16 || A: 23 || P: 39 || -1 || PIM: 26 || Hits: 60 || Shots: 119 || SB: 5 S53 || GP: 50 || G: 13 || A: 17 || P: 30 || -8 || PIM: 44 || Hits: 63 || Shots: 112 || SB: 83 || GvA: 25 || TkA: 24 S54 || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 28 || P: 42 || +26 || PIM: 32 || Hits: 35 || Shots: 134 || SB: 47 || GvA: 18 || TkA: 34 S55 || GP: 50 || G: 8 || A: 27 || P: 35 || +21 || PIM: 4 || Hits: 25 || Shots: 132 || SB: 51 || GvA: 17 || TkA: 23 S56 || GP: 50 || G: 16 || A: 28 || P: 44 || -3 || PIM: 20 || Hits: 21 || Shots: 129 || SB: 31 || GvA: 29 || TkA: 23 Career Totals || GP: 500 || G: 139 || A: 225 || P: 364 || PIM: 159 || Hits: 343 || Shots: 1375 || SB: 267 || GvA: 89 || TkA: 104 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics: S48 || GP: 7 || G: 4 || A: 3 || P: 7 || +3 || PIM: 0 || Hits: 0 || Shots: 18 || SB: 2 S49 || GP: 12 || G: 4 || A: 6 || P: 10 || +6 || PIM: 0 || Hits: 3 || Shots: 43 || SB: 0 S50 || GP: 19 || G: 4 || A: 10 || P: 14 || -2|| PIM: 4 || Hits: 29 || Shots: 54 || SB: 5 S51 || GP: 4 || G: 1 || A: 1 || P: 2 || -2 || PIM: 0 || Hits: 0 || Shots: 13 || SB: 0 Playoff Totals || GP: 42 || G: 13 || A: 20 || P: 33 || PIM: 4 | Hits: 32 || Shots: 128 || SB: 7 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Trophy Case: S45 Roberto Martucci Trophy (SMJHL Goal Leader) S49 Gold Medal (Germany IIHF) S50 Silver Medal (Germany IIHF)
First goal wins with smaller nets this should have too make it a little more interesting for most part in Playoffs single game single goal eliminations
Quote:
With the new rule to instantly win I would hang a small hoop from the jumbotron. Any team that could flip the puck through the hoop would instantly win the game.
Credit to Ml002, King, Wasty, Carpy, Bruins10, Rum_Ham, Turd Ferguson, Ragnar and Enigmatic for the sigs.
| C | Red Kirkby | Philadelphia | NZ | 1561 |S64- SMJHL career: -Picked 29th by ANC in the 63rd SMJHL draft ---------------------------------------------------- SMJHL stats S63 | GP:66 | G:16 A:15 P:31 | -19 | PIM:16 | H:101 | SB:38 S64 | GP:66 | G:11 A:27 P:38 | -33 | PIM:17 | H:166 | SB:27 S65 | GP:66 | G:15 A:24 P:39 | -20 | PIM:86 | H:118 | SB:23 SMJHL playoff stats S63 | DNQ S64 | GP:4 | G:1 A:3 P:4 | -1 | PIM:0 | H:8 | SB:5 S65 | DNQ ---------------------------------------------------- SHL stats S66 | GP:66 | G:15 A:21 P:36 | -11 | PIM:36 | H:48 | SB:47 S67 | GP:66 | G:33 A:26 P:59 | 27 | PIM:22 | H:81 | SB:42 S68 | GP:66 | G:40 A:34 P:74 | 24 | PIM:44 | H:70 | SB:34 S69 | GP:66 | G:36 A:45 P:81 | 34 | PIM:43 | H:66 | SB:50 S69 | GP:66 | G:63 A:69 P:132 | 62 | PIM:58 | H:96 | SB:57 SHL playoff stats S66 | GP:7 | G:1 A:4 P:5 | 2 | PIM:4 | H:4 | SB:2 S67 | GP:7 | G:5 A:3 P:8 | -2 | PIM:2 | H:2 | SB:6 S68 | GP:5 | G:1 A:4 P:5 | -3 | PIM: 4 | H:3 | SB:2 S69 | GP:21 | G:16 A:14 P:30 | 15 | PIM:10 | H:15 | SB:13 S69 | GP:18 | G:8 A:19 P:27 | 8 | PIM:18 | H:18 | SB:15 | D | Rex Kirkby | Philadelphia | UK | 2114 TPE peak |S43-S63 SMJHL career: -Picked 42nd by ANC in the 42nd SMJHL draft -Traded to St Louis in S43 SHL career: -Picked 10th by WKP in the 43rd SHL draft -Traded to New England S53 -Traded to New Orleans S55 -Free Agent to Atlanta S57 -Traded to Buffalo S59 -Voted to the all rookie team S44 -Won Challenge Cup [48] -Won Bojo Biscuit Award [49,50,51] -1st team allstar [55] -2nd team allstar [50] -3rd team allstar [51, 58] ---------------------------------------------------- SMJHL stats S42- GP:50 G:4 A:16 P:20 +/-:-13 PIM:36 H:70 SB:39 S43- GP:51 G:7 A:21 P:28 +/-:-9 PIM:44 H:88 SB:61 SMJHL playoff stats S42- GP:9 G1 A:2 P:3 +/-:2 PIM:14 H:11 SB:5 S43- GP:12 G:0 A:4 P:4 +/-:2 PIM:12 H:16 SB:20 ---------------------------------------------------- SHL stats S44 | GP:50 | G:2 A:16 P:18 | +15 | PIM:16 | H:44 | SB:55 S45 | GP:50 | G:3 A:14 P:17 | -1 | PIM:8 | H:26 | SB:55 S46 | GP:50 | G:5 A:20 P:25 | +6 | PIM:12 | H:53 | SB:59 S47 | GP:50 | G:11 A:22 P:33 | +11 | PIM:28 | H:58 | SB:66 S48 | GP:50 | G:11 A:18 P:29 | -1 | PIM:22 | H:50 | SB:67 S49 | GP:50 | G:9 A:32 P:41 | +21 | PIM:48 | H:139 | SB:63 S50 | GP:50 | G:8 A:36 P:44 | +3 | PIM:72 | H:154 | SB:88 S51 | GP:50 | G:10 A:27 P:37 | -10 | PIM:73 | H:152 | SB:93 S52 | GP:50 | G:12 A:23 P:35 | -2 | PIM:48 | H:144 | SB:78 S53 | GP:50 | G:9 A:28 P:37 | +30 | PIM:18 | H:78 | SB:90 S54 | GP:50 | G:7 A:32 P:39 | +23 | PIM:4 | H:78 | SB:120 S55 | GP:50 | G:10 A:34 P:44 | +26 | PIM:28 | H:83 | SB:128 S56 | GP:50 | G:7 A:26 P:33 | +12 | PIM:16 | H:94 | SB:91 S57 | GP:62 | G:8 A:44 P:52 | -5 | PIM:46 | H:116 | SB:143 S58 | GP:66 | G:14 A:40 P:54 | +14 | PIM:26 | H:70 | SB:134 S59 | GP:71 | G:12 A:36 P:48 | +3 | PIM:30 | H:24 | SB:104 S60 | GP:66 | G:7 A:30 P:37 | -23 | PIM:16 | H:84 | SB:119 S61 | GP:66 | G:9 A:29 P:38 | +1 | PIM:6 | H:107 | SB:99 S62 | GP:66 | G:8 A:21 P:29 | +24 | PIM:8 | H:83 | SB:90 S63 | GP:66 | G:7 A:16 P:23 | +2 | PIM:18 | H:63 | SB:71 Total | GP:1112 | G:169 A:544 P:713 | +123 | PIM:543 | H:1700 | SB:1817 SHL playoff stats S44 | GP:18 | G:1 A:6 P:7 | +5 | PIM:12 | H:24 | SB:15 S45 | GP:18 | G:0 A:4 P:4 | +0 | PIM:6 | H:8 | SB:15 S47 | GP:15 | G:1 A:7 P:8 | +0 | PIM:6 | H:8 | SB:15 S48 | GP:10 | G:0 A:4 P:4 | +0 | PIM:6 | H: 16 | SB:17 S49 | GP:7 | G:2 A:2 P:4 | -2 | PIM:12 | H: 9 | SB:11 S53 | GP:11 | G:2 A:7 P:9 | -5 | PIM:16 | H: 30 | SB:29 S55 | GP:20 | G:5 A:10 P:15 | +6 | PIM:2 | H: 31 | SB:60 S56 | GP:5 | G:0 A:0 P:0 | -3 | PIM:0 | H: 3 | SB:13 S57 | GP:10 | G:0 A:8 P:8 | +2 | PIM:2 | H: 18 | SB:18 S57 | GP:11 | G:1 A:2 P:3 | +4 | PIM:6 | H: 21 | SB:9 S59 | GP:19 | G:3 A:7 P:10 | +11 | PIM:0 | H: 31 | SB:16 S60 | GP:6 | G:0 A:5 P:5 | 0 | PIM:2 | H: 11 | SB:6 S61 | GP:6 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | +1 | PIM:0 | H: 10 | SB:11 S62 | GP:6 | G:0 A:2 P:2 | +3 | PIM:2 | H: 7 | SB:10 S63 | GP:6 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | -7 | PIM:6 | H: 9 | SB:6 | Max Brannagan | Philadelphia Forge GM | S60- | Anchorage Armada GM (retired)| S44-S56| Forge Regular Season Records: S60: 30-33-3 S61: 30-27-9 S62: 32-25-9 S63: 34-22-10 S64: 38-23-5 Forge Post Season Records: S60: 2-4 1st round exit vs Baltimore S61: 2-4 1st round exit vs Tampa S62: 2-4 1st round exit vs Tampa S63: 2-4 1st round exit vs Hamilton S64: 0-4 1st round exit vs Buffalo ---------------------------------------------------- Armada Regular Season Records: S44: 23-21-6 6th place S45: 30-16-4 2nd place S46: 26-21-3 4th place S47: 25-20-5 6th place S48: 26-22-2 6th place S49: 21-25-4 10th place S50: 29-18-3 2nd place S51: 28-16-6 2nd place S52: 21-23-6 9th place S53: 29-18-3 3rd place S54: 22-23-5 8th place S55: 35-12-3 3rd place S56: 29-17-4 3rd place Total record: 344-252-54 ---------------------------------------------------- Armada Post Season Records: S44: 3-4 1st round exit vs Vancouver S45: 2-4 2nd round exit vs Colorado S46: 6-5 3rd round exit Vs St. Louis S47: 0-4 2nd round exit Vs Vancouver S48: 5-5 3rd round exit Vs Vancouver S49: 6-7 2nd round exit Vs Detroit S50: 7-4 3rd round exit Vs Carolina S51: 12-8 ★★★★ winners S52: 2-4 1st round exit vs Newfoundland S53: 3-4 1st round exit vs Anaheim S54: 3-4 1st round exit vs Kelowna S55: 3-4 2nd round exit vs Maine Player page | Player updates
This one is easy - the first team to hit the goalposts three times instantly wins the game. That will add some strategy to decide if someone wants to aim for the posts or if they have an open shot, do they just take the single goal or rack up a post shot in order to clinch the game later on?
Dogwood Maple || C || Toronto North Stars|| Team Sweden || TPE: 1620
Name: Dogwood Maple
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 197
Number: 31
-----
SHL Regular Season
SEASON TEAM GP G A P +/- H SB
S60 | HAM | 66 | 11 | 29 | 40 | +34 | 71 | 60
S61 | HAM |
S62 | HAM |
S63 | HAM |
blakec1414
Posts: 362
Threads: 35 Joined: Mar 2022
Reputation:
4
Discord: blakec1414 #9489
Pronouns: They/Them
Player:
Kezia MacKenzie
My rule would be that the instant Kezia steps onto the ice (and not a second later) Kezia wins. no strings attached, big W. Good talk
sig by me (: Kezia MacKenzie - LW - Regina Elk - Atlanta Inferno
mcpumpkin
Posts: 483
Threads: 0 Joined: Sep 2021
Reputation:
9
Pronouns: Undisclosed
Player:
Lenny Hawk
you win the game when your right defenseman absolutely pastes the left wing dangler into the boards so hard it resets their tpe to that of an enforcer
If one team gets to score 10+ goals in the first 2 periods without the other team getting to score any significant amount to counter or put up a fight, the referees will hold power to end the game
Name: Outdoor Truck Age: 18 Height: 6'5" Weight: 225 lbs Number: 86
jeffie43
My new rule would be, if your name starts with Edward and ends with Elric, you instantly win any hockey game you play. Elric has lost a lot of games so the rule hasnt been placed yet obviously but hes definitely in line for a lot after implementing this
Jack Kanoff | S53 | Forward | Buffalo Stampede | Germany From: Toronto, ON, Canada Height: 5'11 Weight: 183 lb S53 4-Star Champion S53 WJC Gold (Canada GM) S58 IIHF Bronze (Germany Co-Fed Head) S59 IIHF Bronze (Germany Co-Fed Head) S60 Challenge Cup Winner SHL Regular Season S55 | TOR | 50 GP | 2G | 6A | 8P | -47 | 20 PIM | 74 HIT | 115 SB | 22:01 MPG S56 | SEA | 50 GP | 3G | 12A | 15P | -13 | 33 PIM | 37 HIT | 64 SB | 17:02 MPG S57 | SEA | 66 GP | 4G | 21A | 35P | -20 | 50 PIM | 61 HIT | 56 SB | 24:05 MPG S58 | SEA | 66 GP | 10G | 35A | 45P | -35 | 14 PIM | 64 HIT | 79 SB | 22:20 MPG S59 | SEA | 66 GP | 19G | 33A | 52P | +19 | 17 PIM | 64 HIT | 43 SB | 23:10 MPG S60 | SEA/BUF | 65 GP | 17G | 54A | 71P | +42 | 8 PIM | 83 HIT | 45 SB | 21:56 MPG S61 | BUF | 66 GP | 30G | 33A | 63P | +38 | 18 PIM | 105 HIT | 54 SB | 21:17 MPG S62 | BUF | 66 GP | 38G | 38A | 76P | +39 | 14 PIM | 115 HIT | 63 SB | 21:32 MPG S63 | BUF | 66 GP | 23G | 44A | 67P | +8 | 24 PIM | 102 HIT | 13 SB | 21:38 MPG S64 | BUF | 66 GP | 17G | 36A | 53P | +41 | 24 PIM | 112 HIT | 56 SB | 21:19 MPG IIHF S54 | GER | 12 GP | 1G | 3A | 4P | +1 | 2 PIM | 10 HIT | 8 SB | 18:58 MPG S55 | GER | 12 GP | 3G | 2A | 5P | +3 | 2 PIM | 19 HIT | 12 SB | 20:21 MPG S56 | GER | 12 GP | 1G | 3A | 4P | -11 | 2 PIM | 19 HIT | 10 SB | 20:56 MPG S57 | GER | 12 GP | 1G | 1A | 2P | +/- 0 | 0 PIM | 17 HIT | 13 SB | 21:06 MPG S58 | GER | 12 GP | 6G | 10A | 16P | + 5 | 2 PIM | 7 HIT | 14 SB | 21:11 MPG S59 | GER | 12 GP | 6G | 11A | 17P | + 6 | 2 PIM | 11 HIT | 18 SB | 20:47 MPG SMJHL Regular Season S52 | HFX/DET | 50 GP | 7G | 13A | 20P | +2 | 22 PIM | 48 HIT | 49 SB | 18:48 MPG S53 | DET | 50 GP | 11G | 23A | 34P | +29 | 14 PIM | 24 HIT | 14 SB | 22:38 MPG S54 | DET | 50 GP | 9G | 18A | 27P | +2 | 32 PIM | 32 HIT | 25 SB | 23:46 MPG SMJHL Playoffs S52 | DET | 10 GP | 4G | 4A | 8P | +5 | 2 PIM | 3 HIT | 8 SB | 20:30 MPG S53 | DET | 17 GP | 2G | 5A | 7P | +4 | 2 PIM | 14 HIT | 8 SB | 23:12 MPG S54 | DET | 7 GP | 1G | 1A | 2P | -5 | 0 PIM | 5 HIT | 9 SB | 23:14 MPG World Junior Championships S51 | NA | 29 GP | 5G | 12A | 17P | -13 | 20 PIM | 33 HIT | 37 SB | 21:12 MPG S52 | CAN | 24 GP | 1G | 9A | 10P | -7 | 8 PIM | 23 HIT | 18 SB | 20:18 MPG S53 | CAN | 15 GP | 1G | 5A | 6P | +3 | 2 PIM | 7 HIT | 6 SB | 21:27 MPG S54 | CAN | 13 GP | 1G | 1A | 2P | -9 | 2 PIM | 15 HIT | 8 SB | 20:15 MPG Edward Elric | S66 | 855 TPE | Forward | Edmonton Blizzard | Canada SMJHL Regular Season S65 | ANC | 13-42-3 | 3.98 GAA | 0.907 SV% S66 | ANC | 35G | 34A | 69P | -11 | 31 PIM | 139 HIT | 12 SB S67 | ANC | 28G | 35A | 63P | +2 | 32 PIM | 121 HIT | 14 SB S68 | QCC | 25G | 26A | 51P | -7 | 46 PIM | 168 HIT | 21 SB SMJHL Playoffs
Nour is pretty hot ngl
Lime
A new rule for the league will be that if any player takes a shot that rings off all 3 posts, that team shall be awarded an automatic win. Hard to accomplish but if it happens you can’t even be mad.
Jepox![[Image: Jepox.gif]](https://sig.grumpybumpers.com/host/Jepox.gif)
![[Image: 66624_s.gif]](https://signavatar.com/66624_s.gif)
![[Image: 56096_s.gif]](https://signavatar.com/56096_s.gif)
![[Image: wMGKypg.png]](https://i.imgur.com/wMGKypg.png)
![[Image: pkHEmu9.png]](https://i.imgur.com/pkHEmu9.png)
![[Image: kezia-elk4-smol.png]](https://i.ibb.co/126q7y1/kezia-elk4-smol.png)
![[Image: jackkanoff.gif]](https://sig.grumpybumpers.com/host/jackkanoff.gif)
![[Image: jeffiesigs.gif]](https://sig.grumpybumpers.com/host/jeffiesigs.gif)
![[Image: arTbD7O.png]](https://i.imgur.com/arTbD7O.png)
![[Image: PuANRuu.png]](https://i.imgur.com/PuANRuu.png)
![[Image: Snussu.gif]](https://sig.grumpybumpers.com/host/Snussu.gif)
![[Image: kahnwald.png]](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/694020619620188191/1107106807211630603/kahnwald.png)
