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**leafsftw1967** · 12-21-2022, 02:48 PM

I would fend off the Grinch with love and kindness. We all know the Grinch is grumpy and hates Christmas because he does not have a family or friends to celebrate the holidays with so I would just invite to the Chicago Syndicate Christmas celebrations

***sköldpaddor*** · 12-21-2022, 04:10 PM

I am going to defeat the grinch by giving him at least thirteen dogs to brighten his home and his holidays. With the love of that many dogs, he will surely find himself overwhelmed with positive vibes.

*mystick* · 12-21-2022, 04:15 PM

I just keep whacking him with my hockey stick. It is always nearby, so I would just go to town on him. Keep my stuff, plus get out some frustrations. win/win. For me at least.

*leviadan* · 12-21-2022, 04:18 PM

I defeat him by becoming him. When I inhabit the mind of the Grinch he becomes easy to defeat. You see the Grinch is very imposing but hidden under the green fur is actually very weak. He has weak bones and sad muscles. Once I peer into his mind and see his insecurity I am able to take advantage of his brittle body and snap him like a twig.

marco999 · 12-21-2022, 04:49 PM

I'd fend off the Grinch by cooking him a really nice homecooked meal. Isn't that how the Who's did it? If it doesn't work, I'll wait for him with pitchforks and you can see how long he'll stay in my yard!

***Valpix*** · 12-21-2022, 04:51 PM

Joke's on the Grinch, Louise St. Martin (and user Valpix) celebrates Yule instead. Can't steal a holiday from me that I don't celebrate! Mwahahaha. DENIED.

***Sburbine*** · 12-21-2022, 05:47 PM

Instead of a silver steak, grinches can only be defeated with a steak carved out of used Christmas trees. Put enough of those in the ground around the place and he'll know to stay away.

Wheels · 12-21-2022, 10:03 PM

I will dual wield broken hockey sticks and attempt to stab him with my hockey skates. I hear that is some kind of record in some other hockey league.

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Vaxlare · 12-21-2022, 10:05 PM

How do we fight off the Grinch? With slapshots to the kneecaps. Have you ever seen someone act a grinch when their kneecaps are shattered? That is how we successfully defeat the grinch.

Kyamprac · 12-21-2022, 11:00 PM

There is no fending off the Grinch. Just gotta let him come to the self-realization he's the baddy by keeping spirits up and letting max do the doggy guilt. Then all eat roast beast when he brings the stuff back.

Vulfzilla · 12-21-2022, 11:41 PM

The Grinch is a bitch to be honest. We've all seen 3 ninjas, and grandpa taught me that if i wanna fight off a bad dude, kick him in the nuts and light up the eyes. Also under the armpits. Light up the eyes boys!!

***Reno*** · 12-21-2022, 11:44 PM

Evgeni Petrov would defend himself from the Grinch by stripping down into his birthday suit and calling @micool132 over to my house to swing an axe at the Grinch with all of his Angus McMight

jbay7 · 12-22-2022, 07:47 AM

Being British, Jarrod Lakemore will spend his Christmas like any good Brit watching the monarch give a speech. Upon hearing the boring drivel, the Grinch will immediately realize there is nothing worth stealing here in a place so boring and leave.

C9Van · 12-22-2022, 07:51 AM

I mean I dont fend him off, the meaning of x-mas is to do the opposite...Its like none of you understood the movie! If you really want me to stop him, the TNT I guess.

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Crunk · 12-22-2022, 10:37 AM

I would fend off the grinch by smearing some dog shit on the end of a golf club and running at him, aggressively waving it and yelling "RAAAA".

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