The celebrity I would choose to skate with is Todd Howard. Who wouldn't want the opportunity to level the guy who sold me Skyrim 50 times? I am being told I cannot level him, on purpose..

Luca Pane (Pa-nEh) || #20 || RW || 2048 TPE Peak ||  S68 -
S68 SMJHL 11th Overall - St Louis Scarecrows
Birthplace: Milan, Italy
Height: 5'-11"
Weight: 178 lbs
Shoots: Right
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Jean-Locke Zidane || #8 || D || 1393 TPE Peak || Retired || S57 - S68
S57 SMJHL 1st Overall - St Louis Scarecrows
S58 Traded to Anchorage Armada At Start of Season
S58 SHL 36th Overall - New Orleans Specters
Birthplace: Amiens, France
Height: 6'-4"
Weight: 227lbs
Shoots: Left
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S58 SMJHL Alexis Metzler Nom

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Nicholas Williams || #73 || LW / C || 1839 TPE Peak || Retired  ||  S42 - S57
S42 SMJHL 41st Overall Pick - St. Louis Scarecrows
S43 SHL 22nd Overall Pick - Winnipeg Jets
Birthplace: Detroit, MI, USA
Height: 6'-2"
Weight: 207lbs
Shoots: Right
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Personal Milestones
First Career SMJHL Goal: S42 Game # 3 (First SMJHL Game)
First Career SMJHL Hat-Trick: S42 Game # 145
Named Co-GM of Team USA S42 WJC
Named to Team USA WJC Roster S42
Won Gold S42 WJC Team USA as Co-GM and Player
Named Captain of the St. Louis Scarecrows S43
S43 Led SMJHL Left Wingers in Scoring
S43 Led Scarecrows in Scoring
Named Co-GM of Team USA S43 WJC
Named Captain of Team USA S43 WJC
Won Silver with Team USA S43 WJC
S44 Four Star Cup Champion STL
S44 Challenge Cup Champion WIN
First Career SHL Goal: S44 Playoffs Finals Game #6 (First SHL Game)
S46 Signed as a Free Agent to New Orleans
S50 Won Gold With USA
S51 Won Gold With USA
S54 Challenge Cup NOLA

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Trophy Case


S43 Ronan O’Keefe Trophy (SMJHL)
S43 Brandon Holmes Trophy (SMJHL)
S43 Raymond Lindsay Trophy (SMJHL / shared)
S44 Ronan O'Keefe Trophy (SMJHL)
S44 Brodie Witzel Trophy (SMJHL)
S44 Challenge Cup - Winnipeg
S46 Cole Reinhart Trophy - New Orleans
S51 Presidents' Trophy - New Orleans
S51 Ron Mexico Nom
S54 Anton Razov Nom
S54 Cole Reinhart Trophy - New Orleans
S54 Challenge Cup - New Orleans
S55 Cole Reinhart Trophy - New Orleans

Team Awards

S42 Marian Potoczny Award - Best Two Way Forward (STL)
S43 Kanye Summers Award - Reg Season MVP (STL)
S43 Bradley Wiggles Award - Best Forward (STL)
S43 Jarkko Kallestrom Award - Playoff MVP (STL)
S44 Bradley Wiggles Award - Best Forward (STL)
S44 Michael Haan Award - Most Dedicated (STL)
S44 Kanye Summers Award - Reg Season MVP (STL)
S48 Lifeless Littleton Award - Most Dedicated (NOLA)

S49 Lifeless Littleton Award - Most Dedicated (NOLA)
S50 Lifeless Littleton Award - Most Dedicated (NOLA)
S57 Retired



RIP Dangel #AD26  |  RIP TDZ

JaeHyuk has always had a crush on Mamamoo's member Solar. She's absolutely gorgeous and Jaehyuk believes that she would look amazing on the ice. It would be his dream to dance with her.

obviously i would need somebody slow to be my teammate for this so i am choosing captain slow himself. that's right, my partner would be the one and only james may.

Dieter Frühstück || D || Anchorage Armada || 688 TPE
Birthplace: Rostock, Germany
Height/Weight: 6'9", 275 lbs
SMJHL Stats
S78 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 2 A: 24 PTS: 26 +/-: 11 H: 80 PIMS: 16 SB: 253
S79 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 0 A: 16 PTS: 16 +/-: -1 H: 49 PIMS: 28 SB: 224
S80 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 8 A: 23 PTS: 31 +/-: 38  H: 81 PIMS: 20 SB: 287
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S78 || ANC || GP: 4 G: 0 A: 1 PTS: 1 +/-: -2 H: 8 PIMS: 0 SB: 18
S79 || ANC || GP: 16 G: 0 A: 7 PTS: 7 +/-: 13 H: 12 PIMS: 6 SB: 50
S80 || ANC || GP: 16 G: 1 A: 4 PTS: 5 +/-: 6 H: 15 PIMS: 0 SB: 78
Player Milestones/Transactions
Drafted 14th overall by Anchorage, S78 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 31st overall by Minnesota, S79 SHL Draft
Winner of the Alexis Metzler Award, S78
led SMJHL in blocked shots, S80



Sebastien Regazzoni || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || 1276 TPE
Birthplace: Bern, Switzerland
Height/Weight: 6'3", 200 lbs
SHL Stats
S71 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 17 A: 25 PTS: 42 PIMS: 32 +/-: -23 H: 75
S72 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 28 A: 31 PTS: 59 PIMS: 55 +/-: 7 H: 89
S73 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 24 A: 33 PTS: 57 PIMS: 34 +/-: -2 H: 81
S74 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 37 PTS: 49 PIMS: 43 +/-: -8 H: 83
S75 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 11 A: 51 PTS: 62 PIMS: 39 +/-: 22 H: 66 
S76 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 33 A: 60 PTS: 93 PIMS: 37 +/-: -18 H: 87
S77 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 32 A: 32 PTS: 64 PIMS: 38 +/-: -34 H: 76
S78 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 14 A: 32 PTS: 46 PIMS: 20 +/-: -1 H: 57
Total SHL Stats
GP: 528 G: 171 A: 201 PTS: 472 PIMS: 298 +/-: -57 H: 614
SHL Playoff Stats
S71 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 2 A: 1 PTS: 3 +/-: -5 PIM: 2 H: 5
S72 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 0 +/-: -5 PIM: 0 H: 7
S73 || HAM || GP: 12 G: 4 A: 7 PTS: 11 +/-: 2 PIM: 10 H: 10
S74 || HAM || GP: 7 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5 +/-: -3 PIM: 0 H: 14
S75 || HAM || GP: 14 G: 3 A: 10 PTS: 13 +/-: -0 PIM: 2 H: 17
S76 || HAM || GP: 19 G: 6 A: 15 PTS: 21 +/-: -1 PIM: 4 H: 29
S77 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 1 A: 5 PTS: 6 +/-: -2 PIM: 0 H: 3
Total SHL Playoff Stats
GP: 67 G: 19 A: 41 PTS: 60 +/-: -14 PIM: 18 H: 85
SMJHL Stats
S67 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 25 A: 21 PTS: 46 +/-: -5 PIM: 6 H: 107
S68 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 41 PTS: 61 +/-: 5 PIM: 30 H: 138
S69 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 33 PTS: 53 +/-: -3 PIM: 18 H: 142
S70 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 23 PTS: 35 +/-: -54 PIM: 28 H: 78
Career SMJHL Regular Season Stats
GP: 264 G: 77 A: 118 PTS: 195 +/-: -57 PIM: 82 H: 465
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S67 || ANC || GP: 5 G: 4 A: 1 PTS: 5 +/-: -2 PIM: 0 H: 11
S68 || ANC || GP: 10 G: 4 A: 3 PTS: 7 +/-: 7 PIM: 4 H: 24
Career Milestones
Drafted 20th overall by Anchorage, S67 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 4th overall by Hamilton, S68 SHL Draft
Voted Anchorage Armada captain, S69



Mitchell van der Heijden || C || Philadelphia Forge || 925 TPE
Birthplace: Alkmaar, Netherlands
Height/Weight: 6'2", 205 lbs
SHL Stats
S54 | NOLA | GP: 50 G: 8 A: 10 PTS: 18 PIMS: 16 +/-: 0 H: 24
S55 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 19 PTS: 34 PIMS: 14 +/-: 2 H: 70
S56 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 16 A: 11 PTS: 27 PIMS: 26 +/-: -17 H: 65
S57 | NEW | GP: 66 G: 20 A: 28 PTS: 48 PIMS: 10 +/-: -37 H: 62
S58 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 22 A: 38 PTS: 60 PIMS: 22 +/-: 25 H: 92
S59 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 21 A: 37 PTS: 58 PIMS: 29 +/-: 37 H: 101
S60 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 49 A: 50 PTS: 99 PIMS: 6 +/-: 14 H: 97
S61 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 57 PTS: 87 PIMS: 10 +/-: 49 H: 122
S62 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 48 A: 38 PTS: 86 PIMS: 8 +/-: 32 H: 105
S63 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 51 PTS: 81 PIMS: 18 +/-: 47 H: 103
S64 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 43 PTS: 73 PIMS: 8 +/-: 9 H: 103
S65 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 13 A: 37 PTS: 50 PIMS: 20 +/-: 25 H: 134
S66 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 15 A: 24 PTS: 39 PIMS: 30 +/-: -19 H: 116
S67 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 8 A: 27 PTS: 35 PIMS: 20 +/-: 4 H: 140
Career Regular Season Stats
GP: 876 G: 325 A: 470 PTS: 795 PIMS: 237 +/-: 172 H: 1338
SHL Playoff Stats
S54 | NOLA | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 5 PTS: 12 PIMS: 4 +/-: 1
S56 | NEW | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 4 +/-: -4
S57 | NEW | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: 0
S58 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 3 A: 7 PTS: 10 PIMS: 2 +/-: 2
S59 | HAM | GP: 11 G: 2 A: 5 PTS: 7 PIMS: 0 +/-: 4
S60 | HAM | GP: 10 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5
S61 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 9 A: 16 PTS: 25
S62 | HAM | GP: 14 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19
S63 | HAM | GP: 25 G: 10 A: 12 PTS: 22
S64 | HAM | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 17 PTS: 24
S65 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 4 A: 5 PTS: 9
S66 | PHI | G: 7 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3
S67 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 4 PTS: 4
Total SHL Playoff Stats
GP: 172 G: 55 A: 93 PTS: 148
SMJHL Stats
S50 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 14 PTS: 28 PIMS: 6 +/-: -1 H: 21
S51 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 27 PTS: 47 PIMS: 17 -/+: 11 H: 15
S52 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 28 PTS: 53 PIMS: 29 +/-: 7 H: 62
S53 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 26 A: 26 PTS: 52 PIMS: 24 +/-: 12 H: 109
Total SMJHL Reg. Season Stats
GP: 200 G: 85 A: 95 PTS: 180 PIMS: 79 +/-: 29 H: 207
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S50 | ANC | GP: 11 G: 1 A: 4 PTS: 5 PIMS: 0 +/-: -6
S51 | ANC | GP: 12 G: 5 A: 7 PTS: 12 PIMS: 2 +/-: 7
S52 | ANC | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S53 | ANC | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1
Total SMJHL Playoff Stats
GP: 41 G: 8 A: 16 PTS: 24 PIMS: 2 +/-: 1
Accolades
Won S51 4 Star Cup with Anchorage
Won Silver Medal with Switzerland, S51 IIHF
named best forward, S51 WJC
named to second team all SMJHL, S52
named Anchorage alternate captain, S51/S52
named Anchorage captain, S53
named first team all SMJHL, S53
won Ideen Fallah Award (SMJHL Awards Committee MVP), S53
named SMJHL All-Star, S51-S53
won S54 Challenge Cup with New Orleans
scored Challenge Cup-winning goal, S54
named New England alternate captain, S55
#15 retired by the Anchorage Armada
Challenge Cup winner with Hamilton, S58/S61/S63
SHL All-Star, S60-S63
Karpovtsov and McDonald winner, S60
Sarmad Khan winner, S60
Ron Mexico winner, S60
led SHL in goals and points, S60
First Team All-SHL, S60
Gold medal winner with Switzerland, S65
Member of the Triple Gold Club
SHL Hall of Famer
Draft Things
drafted 11th by Anchorage in S50 SMJHL Draft
drafted 13th overall by New Orleans in S51 SHL Draft



Joseph Lombardi || RW || Anchorage Armada co-GM || 969 TPE
Name: Joseph Lombardi
Position: Right Wing
Birthplace: Voorhees, NJ, USA (transferred to Ireland)
Height: very short (5'3")
Weight: 145 lbs
SHL Regular Season Stats
S38 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 13 A: 9 PTS: 22 PIMS: 6 +/-: -10
S39 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 12 A: 8 PTS: 20 PIMS: 8 +/-: -10
S40 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 15 PTS: 29 PIMS: 7 +/-: 9
S41 | MIN | GP: 50 G: 7 A: 6 PTS: 13 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3
S42 | MIN/SEA | GP: 47 G: 14 A: 20 PTS: 34 PIMS: 6 +/-: 4
S43 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 26 PTS: 46 PIMS: 8 +/-: 5
S44 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 18 A: 17 PTS: 35 PIMS: 18 +/-: -16
S45 | SEA/TOR | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 20 PTS: 40 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S46 | TOR | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 23 PTS: 48 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0
S47 | EDM | GP: 50 G: 17 A: 23 PTS: 40 PIMS: 10 +/-: 26
S48 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 21 A: 17 PTS: 38 PIMS: 10 +/-: 5
S49 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 6 A: 20 PTS: 26 +/-: -8 PIMS: 13
S50 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 11 PTS: 26 PIMS: 10 +/-: 15
Career Stats
GP: 647 G: 202 A: 215 PTS: 417 PIMS: 96 +/-: 14
SHL Playoff Stats
S38 | SFP | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 6 +/-: -3
S39-S40 | SFP | Missed playoffs
S41 | MIN | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0
S42 | SEA | missed playoffs
S43 | SEA | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 6 PTS: 6 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S44 | SEA | missed playoffs
S45 | TOR | GP: 5 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S46 | TOR | GP: 7 G: 2 A: 7 PTS: 9 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1
S47 | EDM | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3
S48 | SFP | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: -4
S49 | SFP | missed playoffs
S50 | SFP | GP: 4 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0
Career Playoff Stats 
all you need to know is that I was shit
SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S35 | STL |  GP: 50 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: -1
S36 | STL | GP: 50 G: 10 A: 7 PTS: 17 PIMS: 4 +/-: 0
S37 | STL | GP: 44 G: 16 A: 15 PTS: 31 PIMS: 8 +/-: -4
Total Stats: GP: 144 G: 27 A: 22 PTS: 49 PIMS: 14 +/-: -5
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S35 | STL | GP: 7 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 +/-: 1
S36 | STL | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 +/-: -1
S37 | STL | GP: 13 G: 4 A: 10 PTS: 14 +/-: -3
Total Stats: GP: 26 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19 +/-: -3
Things I've Done
Selected 40th overall in S35 SMJHL Draft by STL
Selected 30th overall in S36 SHL Entry Draft by POR
Won some team awards with the Crows, but no cup
won Presidents Trophy with San Francisco in S38
won a silver medal with Ireland (S38)
won two bronze medals with Ireland (S39, S41)
won a shit ton of golds with Ireland (S42-47)
was traded by San Francisco to Minnesota before S41
Traded to Seattle by Minnesota before S42 Trade Deadline
traded to Toronto by Seattle before S45 trade deadline
signed a one year, $6 million contract with Edmonton
signed a one year, $4.5 million contract with San Fransisco
named Pride alternate captain for S48
won president's trophy with SFP (s50)
wrote haters guides where I shat on every team

I would like to dance with Xherdan Shaqiri. The man has such grace and poise on a football field, it will obviously translate to the ice. First place, here we come

Word count: 31

Liebold would choose as his co-star Sophie Turner. She is queen of the north so would make a great partner. The duo would be unstoppable.

Foil Up Boys

I would choose JK Simmons to be my partner on Skating with the Stars because we share a lot of the same views on Spider-Man. HE'S A MENACE!

    

Evil AllBran - C - Philadeplia Forge - Peak TPE: 2194 #5th All time TPE leaderboard
S71 Jay McDonald Trophy

S71 Ron Mexico Award

S71 Sarmad Kahn Nomination

S69 Challenge Cup Champion
S69 Jay McDonald Trophy
S69 Anton Razov Award Nomination
S69 Sarmad Khan Award Nomination
S63 Damian Littleton Award Nomination
S61 WJC Gold - United States
S61 WJC Best Goal Scorer Award
S60 Vyacheslav Onopprienko Trophy

Special thanks to Carpy48, Ragnar, Merica, High Stick King, Sulovilen, sothfacekilla, enigmatic and LeSizz for the signatures!

McHits would choose Kristen Bell, because she seems like she'd be goofy and fun to hang with and it wouldn't matter if we won or were even good.

I would clearly decide to skate with Clint Oldenburg. Clint Oldenburg, a huge developer of Madden, may or may not suddenly fall over and faceplant for no particular reason other than they develop madden..

It is probably no surprise to anyone that I would choose Carly Rae Jepsen. If nothing else just because when I was younger Call Me Maybe was one of my least favorite songs and yet here we are in 2023 where CRJ is easily my favorite musical artist and she just has plenty of bops.

Thanks to @Ragnar, @Symmetrik, @Merica, @enigmatic, and @sulovilen for the sigs! 

Avi courtesy of @MN_Moosey

Dejana Kaptina || C || QCC || BUF  

Birthplace: Lausanne, Switzerland

SMJHL Draft: S78, Round 1, Pick 12 (QCC)

SHL Draft: S79, Round 1, Pick 13 (BUF)

QCC Away Alternate, S78-pres.

Scored Cup Clincher in S79 Four Star Cup (Game 5 OT)

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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:

S78 | 66 GP | 18 G | 29 A | 47 P | -18 | 19:19 TOI

S79 | 66 GP | 32 G | 38 A | 70 P | +57 | 19:35 TOI

S80 | 66 GP | 24 G | 47 A | 71 P | +68 | 20:28 TOI

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SMJHL Playoffs:

S78 | 6 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | -7 | 19:17 TOI

S79 | 21 GP | 16 G | 13 A | 29 P | +10 | 20:10 TOI

S80 | TBD

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WJC Stats:

S78 (Rhine) | 12 GP | 3 G | 7 A | 10 P | +8 | 14:46 TOI

S79 (Rhine) | 12 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | -6 | 13:07 TOI

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IIHF Stats:

S79 | 12 GP | 2 G | 2 A | 4 P | Even | 9:03 TOI

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Awards and Honors:

S79 | Four Star Cup Champion

S79 | SMJHL All-Star

S79 | Brandon Holmes Award (SMJHL Best Defensive Forward)

S79 | Ronan O'Keefe Trophy (SMJHL Playoff Points Leader - Shared)

S79 | Brodie Witzel Award (SMJHL Playoff MVP)

S79 | IIHF Bronze Medal

S80 | Four Star Cup Champion

 

  Louise St. Martin || LD || QCC || TOR/EDM || Peak: 1971 TPE
Birthplace: Geneva, Switzerland
SHL Draft: S64, Rd 1, Pick 14 (TOR)
Traded to EDM before S69
Traded back to TOR before S76
QCC Away Alternate, S64-S66
EDM Ass Captain, S70-S75
Scored GWG of S73 Challenge Cup G7
EDM Eye of the Storm Award 4x
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S63 | 31 GP | 4 G | 5 A | 9 P | -12 | 17:49 TOI
S64 | 66 GP | 14 G | 40 A | 54 P | +32 | 22:56 TOI
S65 | 66 GP | 21 G | 53 A | 74 P | +51 | 24:25 TOI
S66 | 66 GP | 10 G | 23 A | 33 P | +7 | 22:57 TOI
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SMJHL Playoffs:
S63 | 13 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 P | -6 | 18:04 TOI
S64 | 14 GP | 0 G | 10 A | 10 P | +3 | 23:32 TOI
S65 | 10 GP | 1 G | 5 A | 6 P | -4 | 22:22 TOI
S66 | 17 GP | 4 G | 6 A | 10 P | +5 | 24:40 TOI
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SHL Regular Season:
S67 | 66 GP | 1 G | 18 A | 19 P | +17 | 18:56 TOI
S68 | 66 GP | 5 G | 18 A | 23 P | +42 | 20:00 TOI
S69 | 66 GP | 16 G | 25 A | 41 P | -3 | 20:14 TOI
S70 | 66 GP | 19 G | 42 A | 61 P | +14 | 21:59 TOI
S71 | 66 GP | 21 G | 34 A | 55 P | +16 | 23:55 TOI
S72 | 66 GP | 21 G | 38 A | 59 P | +28 | 23:18 TOI
S73 | 66 GP | 22 G | 58 A | 80 P | +54 | 22:30 TOI
S74 | 66 GP | 25 G | 47 A | 72 P | +54 | 22:55 TOI
S75 | 66 GP | 7 G | 21 A | 28 P | +43 | 20:23 TOI
S76 | 66 GP | 11 G | 27 A | 38 P | -23 | 22:08 TOI
S77 | 66 GP | 2 G | 17 A | 19 P | -10 | 19:06 TOI

S78 | 66 GP | 4 G | 17 A | 21 P +3 | 17:04 TOI

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SHL Playoffs:
S67 | 11 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 P | -7 | 19:15 TOI
S68 | 11 GP | 2 G | 6 A | 8 P | +1 | 19:23 TOI
S69 | 9 GP | 1 G | 5 A | 6 P | +5 | 20:19 TOI
S70 | 5 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | +3 | 22:17 TOI
S71 | 14 GP | 6 G | 8 A | 14 P | +8 | 23:50 TOI
S72 | 15 GP | 4 G | 7 A | 11 P | +4 | 23:29 TOI
S73 | 22 GP | 6 G | 8 A | 14 P | +1 | 23:06 TOI
S74 | 10 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | Even | 21:33 TOI
S75 | 11 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | +4 | 21:29 TOI
S76 | DNQ
S77 | 6 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | +4 | 18:33 TOI

S78 | 7 GP | 0 G | 1 A | Even | 18:19 TOI

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IIHF (RS ONLY):
S65 | 12 GP | 3 G | 4 A | 7 P | +8 | 14:33 TOI
S66 | 12 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | -6 | 18:52 TOI
S67 | 12 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -6 | 20:51 TOI
S68 | 12 GP | 2 G | 4 A | 6 P | -3 | 21:11 TOI
S69 | 12 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | +2 | 20:55 TOI
S70 | 12 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | -11 | 23:08 TOI
S71 | 12 GP | 4 G | 1 A | 5 P | -1 | 23:23 TOI
S72 | 12 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | -3 | 23:23 TOI
S73 | 12 G | 3 G | 0 A | 3 P | -5 | 24:03 TOI
S74 (as F) | 12 GP | 1 G | 8 A | 9 P | +5 | 17:06 TOI
S75 (as F) | 12 GP | 2 G | 5 A | 7 P | +1 | 17:29 TOI
S76 (as F) | 12 GP | 3 G | 2 A | 5 P | +3 | 17:12 TOI

S77 | 12 GP | 4 G | 1 A | 5 P | -1 | 15:18 TOI

S78 | 12 GP | 2 G | 7 A | 9 P | +5 | 16:31 TOI
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Awards & Honors:
S64 | SMJHL All-Star
S64 | Light Award (SMJHL Most Improved)
S64 | All-SMJHL First Team
S64 | WJC Bronze Medal
S65 | SMJHL All-Star
S65 | All-SMJHL First Team
S65 | IIHF Gold Medal
S65 | WJC Gold Medal
S66 | Onoprienko Award (SMJHL Most Underrated)
S66 | Armia Award (SMJHL Commissioner's Award)
S66 | WJC Gold Medal
S70 | SHL All-Star
S71 | SHL All-Star
S71 | All-SHL Third Team
S72 | SHL All-Star
S73 | League Leader in Assists + Points (D)
S73 | Challenge Cup Champion
S73 | SHL All-Star
S73 | Scott Stevens Award (SHL Best D)
S73 | All-SHL First Team
S74 | SHL All-Star
S74 | League Leader in Goals + Points (D)
S74 | IIHF Silver Medal
S74 | All-SHL First Team
S74 | Scott Stevens Award (SHL Best D)
S76 | IIHF Silver Medal

Valérie Picot - Switzerland Fed Head
S74-pres.

S74 | 7 W | 5 L | Def USA 3-2 (OT) QF, Def FIN 5-1 SF, Lost to GER 4-2 GMG - Silver Medal

S75 | 5 W | 7 L | DNQ for Knockouts

S76 | 9 W | 3 L | Def FRA 3-2 (OT) QF, Def JPN 4-1 SF, Lost to CAN 7-4 GMG - Silver Medal

S77 | 8 W | 4 L | Lost to FIN 4-0 QF

S78 | 7 W | 5 L | Lost to SWE 3-1 QF

S79 | 7 W | 5 L | Def NOR 3-2 QF, Lost to CAN 3-2 SF, Def CZE 3-1 BMG - Bronze Medal

Ricky from the trailer park Boys for me. He knows and loves hockey, he's coached kids and also built his own rink . He's outta control but he would make you laugh all the way!

I would choose the person who created the song 

Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel.
So let's have beans with every meal.


that person is an absolute legend.

Shout out Ragnarr for these two amazing sigs

For Mito Chondria, the celebrity he would want to be teammates with is Bill Nye. Watching his videos was always the highlight of his science classes when Mito was younger.

Sven Holmberg




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 Mattias Holmberg | D | Retired
Name: Mattias Holmberg
Position: Defense
Player Type: Two-Way Defenseman
Shoots: Right
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 198 lbs
Number: 16
Birthplace: Karlstad, Sweden
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Career Statistics:
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
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S25 | MTL | GP: 26 | G: 3 | A: 9 | PTS: 12 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 4 | Hits: 11 | S. Blocked: 20
S25 | DET | GP: 4 | G: 2 | A: 0 | PTS: 2 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 3 | S. Blocked: 1
S26 | MTL | GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 21 | PTS: 31 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 22 | Hits: 38 | S. Blocked: 42
S27 | MTL | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 31 | PTS: 40 | +/-: 15 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 10 | S. Blocked: 48
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S25 | DET | GP: 5 | G: 2 | A: 3 | PTS: 5 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 4 | Hits: 3 | S. Blocked: 7
S26 | MTL | GP: 5 | G: 2 | A: 1 | PTS: 3 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 7 | S. Blocked: 4
S27 | MTL | GP: 17 | G: 4 | A: 8 | PTS: 12 | +/-: 8 | PIM: 8 | Hits: 20 | S. Blocked: 19
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SHL Career Statistics
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S28 | LAP | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 6 | PTS: 9 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 44 | Hits: 86 | S. Blocked: 58
S29 | LAP | GP: 38 | G: 3 | A: 9 | PTS: 12 | +/-: -11 | PIM: 22 | Hits: 43 | S. Blocked: 50
S29 | POR | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 9 | PTS: 11 | +/-: -8 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 2 | S. Blocked: 22
S30 | POR | GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 21 | PTS: 32 | +/-: -19 | PIM: 18 | Hits: 27 | S. Blocked: 108
S31 | POR | GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 30 | PTS: 43 | +/-: -7 | PIM: 36 | Hits: 50 | S. Blocked: 128
S32 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 15 | PTS: 23 | +/-: 10 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 7 | S. Blocked: 58
S33 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 22 | PTS: 22 | +/-: 18 | PIM: 4 | Hits: 7 | S. Blocked: 63
S34 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 21 | PTS: 34 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 2 | S. Blocked: 67
S35 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 26 | PTS: 33 | +/-: -13 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 4 | S. Blocked: 91
S36 | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 14 | PTS: 22 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 16 | Hits: 32 | S. Blocked: 67
S37 | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 12 | PTS: 19 | +/-: 16 | PIM: 24 | Hits: 34 | S. Blocked: 57
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SHL Playoff Career Statistics
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S32 | NEW | GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 4 | PTS: 6 | +/- 3 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 2 | S. Blocked: 20
S33 | NEW | GP: 18 | G: 1 | A: 5 | PTS: 6 | +/- 3 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 5 | S. Blocked: 19
S37 | WKP | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 1 | PTS: 1 | +/- -2 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 5 | S. Blocked: 15
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Awards:
(S27) Named Alternate Captain for Montreal Impact (S27)
(S27) Awarded Ron Bolt Trophy in SMJHL for Most Sportsmanlike Player
(S31) Named to Third Team All-Stars
(S33) Challenge Cup Champion with New England Wolfpack
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Transactions:
(S25) Signed SMJHL $1.5 Million/1 year contract with Montreal Impact(Free Agent)
(S25) Traded to Detroit Falcons
(S26) Drafted 2nd Round, 24 overall in S26 SHL draft by Los Angeles Panthers
(S26) Traded to Montreal Impact with Sven Karlsson
(S26) Signed 2 year, $5 Million contract with Los Angeles Panthers
(S27) Signed 4 year, $11 Million contract extension with Los Angeles Panthers
(S29) Traded from Los Angeles  Panthers to the Portland Admirals
(S31) Traded from Portland Admirals to New England Wolfpack
(S31) Signed 1 year, $3 Million contract with New England Wolfpack for S32
(S32) Signed 1 year, $5 Million contract with New England Wolfpack for S33
(S33) Signed 2 year, $16 million player option contract with New England Wolfpack
(S33) Traded from New England Wolfpack to Seattle Riot
(S35) Traded from Seattle Riot to West Kendall Platoon
(S36) Signed 2 year, $11 million player option contract with West Kendall Platoon
(S38) Signed 2 year, $9 million player option contract with Los Angeles Panthers
(S38) Traded from Los Angeles Panthers to the Manhattan Rage
(S39) Traded from the Manhattan Rage to the Minnesota Chiefs
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Teams Holmberg Played For:
Detroit Falcons, Montreal Impact, Portland Admirals,
New England Wolfpack, Seattle Riot, West Kendall Platoon,
 Los Angeles Panthers, Manhattan Rage, Minnesota Chiefs,
Edmonton Blizzard, Hamilton Steelhawks



 Sulak O'Hritea | F | Retired 



 Justin Keahi| F | Chicago Mob-y Boi
Was a Chicago Mob-y Boi
Now a Tampa Bay Fishy Boi
Philadelphia Forgey Boi until they were meanies >:(
Short time as a New England Wolfie Boi
Chicago Mob-y Boi but I actually play for them this time

Well, Certainly Greg Davies only has one person he can choose, his trusty assistant LITTLE ALEX HORNE! He's already my helper so he would be quick to learn and do everything correctly so we'd have the best chance of winning!

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Jeffrey Bjelland | Center | Detroit Falcons
Birthplace: Minneapolis, MN, USA
Number: 21
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For this very special occasion, I chose J.J. Watt as my partner. I figured that since he recently retired from the NFL, he might be looking for something to do. I think he would be a good pick since, he his coming from Wisconsin as well.

Getting ready because there is only 364 days before the next hockey team selection  

I would choose Nathan Chen. Why? Because he is simply the best figure skater in the world and pair that with Patrice Bergeron's insane skating abilities and you have an instant Gold-Medal-winning duo

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Credit to @KaleSalad, @Ragnar, @ValorX77, @sulovilen, and @enigmatic for my Sigs


Patrice Bergeron || C || 1300 TPE || Maine Timber || S68 - S71 || Texas Renegades || S72 - S78
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Career Statistics:
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SMJHL Regular Season:
S68 - S71 | 224 GP | 79 G | 122 A | 201 P | +93 | 10 PPP | 102 PIM | 352 H | 19:17 ATOI 
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SMJHL Playoffs:
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S68 - S71 | 53 GP | 26 G | 21 A | 47 P | +24 | 1 PPP | 16 PIM | 55 H | 18:38 ATOI
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Accomplishments
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3x Division Winner 
2x Regular Season Conference Champion
2x Conference Champion 
S70 WJC Gold Medalist with British Isles
S71 Assistant Captain
S71 Four-Star Cup Champion
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Career Statistics:
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SHL Regular Season:
S72 - S78 | 396 GP | 114 G | 181 A | 295 P | +85 | 1 PPP | 195 PIM | 399 H | 17:41 ATOI
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SHL Playoffs:
S72 - S78| 11 GP | 2 G | 5 A | 7 P | -7 | 1 PPP | 4 PIM | 10 H | 17:31 ATOI
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