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TheHammer43 · 02-06-2023, 02:14 AM

The knight's mascot is a difficult job, that's why I decided to take the job myself. My main objective? Get in the other team's head. We're talking about doing the gritty behind the opposing team's bench, if I'm near the boards on a puck battle I'm pounding the glass so hard I'm surprised it doesn't break and who could forget the iconic Kelowna Knights drum? by the end of the night that things gonna have a hole in it!

r1c3bowl22 · 02-06-2023, 03:08 AM

I would use a flare that makes a howling sound every time it's shot. Obviously, it would be a green flare. I would try to shoot a flare between my legs.

Salming · 02-06-2023, 04:20 AM

If William Salming would be a mascot, he would just stand behind the opposite bench and stare all opponent's players and coaches. He would give them a full 60-minute pressure by that way and would not move at all so they would feel uncomfortable.

sakrosankt · 02-06-2023, 06:31 AM

If you know Jaxon de Ville, mascot for the Jacksonville Jaguars in the NFL, you know what direction this goes. I won't just have a casual firebird one, but also a sexy firebird outfit. That's how I distract every opponent.

High Stick King · 02-06-2023, 06:57 AM

Spack Jarrow would perform the Y-M-C-A song then finish it with a dab. If that didn't do it then maybe a somersault and a cartwheel?

*Aneeqs* · 02-06-2023, 07:12 AM

I would just be behind the opposing teams net the whole night, constantly copying the goalies mannerisms. Probably throw in a couple of sick flips and we'll have ourselves a quality night

*McGriddy10* · 02-06-2023, 08:27 AM

If Patrice Bergeron were given the opportunity to be the team mascot, he would take it in full stride by being like Gritty. He would make any dance moves to get the home crowd motivated. Patrice would intimidate the opposing team by being on their bench and by being clumsy when walking on the bench.

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WildfireMicro · 02-06-2023, 08:39 AM

Sir Devoir as a mascot would use his psychic abilities to float up various signs that the fans would bring in to him just inside of the opposing players vision to both be annoying and distract them as much as possible.

teztify · 02-06-2023, 08:58 AM

If Tummy Hurts had a night wearing the mascot costume in Newfoundland, he would entertain fans by laying down and holding his tummy, which is very sore.

***NYR73*** · 02-06-2023, 10:03 AM

I would dress as a raptor and do the rapballin dance. This is my favorite discord emote cause the dino gets so groovy with it, and I would love to see it recreated with a raptor mascot.

***Ace*** · 02-06-2023, 10:05 AM

Ah, well, this isn’t the first time this has happened to me. First I need to get stilts, because I am far too short to be a convincing mascot at my standard height. Then I dance around and floss because the kids like that.

Dangles13 · 02-06-2023, 10:27 AM

I am 100% going to be an enforcer mascot that will intimidate my foes! I will relentlessly mock anyone foolish enough to take a penalty, I will bang on the glass with gusto. Nobody will be safe!!!!

***Chevy*** · 02-06-2023, 10:32 AM

Having done the mascot thing once before on a whim, Strom would bring in behind the opposing bench the staples of mascotmanship: a drum to beat a "lets go team!" chant, a giant vuvuzela to do the same thing with...and then a giant bag of popcorn to "accidentally" spill on the opposing bench as I was trying to get to my seat.

**RomanesEuntDomus** · 02-06-2023, 11:01 AM

I would take inspiration from that famous car commercial and just fall to the ice repeatedly and uncontrollably until that big ass hockey guy next to me is dying from laughing.

***Rankle*** · 02-06-2023, 11:29 AM

As the mascot of the New England Wolfpack I think Tenderloin would revert to some primal form and start running on all fours through the arena like some kind of wild animal, hopefully not harming anyone in the process.

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