Cale would add a $ bling to the costume in honour of Ke$ha because he would be doing his best impersonation of her anyways every time the Timber scored with Timber would start to play! It would also be a Ke$ha night and play all her music all night.
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Retired | RD | Nathan Thomas | S55 Career J stats: | MET 197 GP | 24 G | 45 A | 69 PTS | Career stats: | SFP/PHI 660 GP | 102 G | 229 A | 331 PTS | 835 H | 1067 blk | 200 PIM
C | Cale Salad | S68 |
S68 | 4 Star Cup
I bring a copy of Yellow Magic Orchestra's Solid State Survivor because the name of this task is clearly a tip of the hat to the iconic song and it is only necessary that I share this revelation to the gala attendees
If I were a mascot, I would instantly try to do a somersault cause those are cool and those would freeze the other team in its tracks cause they would be like how can such a big guy be able to do something so nimble? And then I would do some exercises for the audience to get them pumped up.
I would move between the opposing team's bench and behind their goalie to try and distract them and do all sorts of silliness.
And if I'm to take inspiration from the picbase I run Bastien under, I would bring the suit to an opponent's home ice to do it.
I'd get into a fight with their team mascot to.
Say his name and he appears!
Believe In Joe Primeau!
Believe In the Whalers!
"So we're essentially just gonna slap Fiorentini in a cheap Spartan costume and send him out behind the opposing team's bench. Start banging on the glass behind them with a little plastic sword and shield. See someone wearing the opposing team's jersey? Whack em in the head with the sword. See the opposing mascot? Beat the shit out of them. We start a cheeky little brawl in the seats? Malice at the Palace 2.0? Fuck it, a little controversy never hurt nobody."
-- Except taken from leaked emails between GM Finn Kruger and Head of Marketing Pietra Volkova
sigs by me bitch
-------------------------------------- Name: Benson Fiorentini Number: 9 Height: 6'0" Weight: 205lbs Birthplace: Long Island, NY Age: 25 -------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Stats S68: GP: 66 || G: 8 || A: 34 || P: 42 || +29 || SH%: 8.3% || HIT: 113 || PIM: 21 S69: GP: 66 || G: 18 || A: 33 || P: 51 || +28 || SH%: 15.1% || HIT: 136 || PIM: 26 S70: GP: 66 || G: 16 || A: 47 || P: 63 || +43 || SH%: 15% || HIT: 138 || PIM: 32 S71: GP: 66 || G: 27 || A: 29 || P: 56 || -20 || SH%: 15.3% || HIT: 95 || PIM: 37 S72: GP: 66 || G: 34 || A: 39 || P: 73 || -26 || SH%: 16.1% || HIT: 78 || PIM: 30 -------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Stats S68: GP: 21 || G: 2 || A: 10 || P: 12 || +4 || SH%: 8.0% || HIT: 39 || PIM: 6 S69: GP: 16 || G: 5 || A: 4 || P: 9 || -1 || SH%: 17.2% || HIT: 28 || PIM: 4 S70: GP: 13 || G: 4 || A: 8 || P: 12 || +4 || SH%: 16% || HIT: 25 || PIM: 12 S71: GP: 7 || G: 1 || A: 3 || P: 4 || -3 || SH%: 11.1% || HIT: 6 || PIM: 0 S72: GP: 5 || G: 2 || A: 5 || P: 7 || +1 || SH%: 14.3% || HIT: 7 || PIM: 0 -------------------------------------- SMJHL Career Stats Regular Season: GP: 198 || G: 70 || A: 80 || P: 150 || +17 || SH%: 13.13% || HIT: 337 || PIM: 64 Playoffs: GP: 20 || G: 7 || A: 3 || P: 10 || -10 || SH%: 18.92% || HIT: 46 || PIM: 8 -------------------------------------- Transactions Drafted 9th overall by the Vancouver Whalers (S65) Drafted 2nd overall by the Seattle Argonauts (S66) Played for the Seattle Argonauts (S68 - S74) Traded to the Tampa Bay Barracuda (S74) -------------------------------------- Accomplishments Won the Challenge Cup with Seattle [Rookie Year] (S68) -------------------------------------- Name: Finn Krüger Number: 8 Height: 6'2" Weight: 200lbs Birthplace: Cologne, Germany Age: 53 -------------------------------------- SHL Career Stats Regular Season: GP: 649 || G: 68 || A: 339 || P: 407 || +55 || HIT: 871 || SB: 878 || PIM: 393 Playoffs: GP: 92 || G: 11 || A: 43 || P: 54 || -1 || HIT: 121 || SB: 128 || PIM: 71 -------------------------------------- SMJHL Career Stats Regular Season: GP: 150 || G: 35 || A: 72 || P: 107 || 0 || HIT: 64 || SB: 143 || PIM: 83 Playoffs: GP: 27 || G: 3 || A: 13 || P: 16 || -5 || HIT: 13 || SB: 21 || PIM: 9 -------------------------------------- Transactions Drafted 4th Overall by the Colorado Mammoths (S34) Signed a $2m/1yr contract with the Colorado Mammoths (S34) Drafted 3rd Overall by the West Kendall Platoon (S35) Signed a $9m/3yr (3m AAV) contract with the West Kendall Platoon (S35) Signed a $6m/2yr (3m AAV) extension with the West Kendall Platoon (S38) Signed a $18m/3yr (6m AAV) contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks (S42) Traded to the Toronto North Stars (S45) Signed with the Hamilton Steelhawks (S47) Traded to the Tampa Bay Barracuda (S49) -------------------------------------- Accomplishments Named Alternate Captain of the Colorado Mammoths (S34, S35) Quilha Agante Trophy for Best Defenceman (S35) Named Captain of the Colorado Mammoths (S36) Won Gold Medal with Team Germany (S36) Named Alternate Captain of the West Kendall Platoon (S40) Won Bronze Medal with Team Germany (S40) Won Challenge Cup with the West Kendall Platoon (S41) -------------------------------------- Regular Season Stats: TOTALS: GP: 300 || W: 158 || L: 112 || OTL: 30 || GF: 912 || GA: 865 || GF/GA: 1.05 -------------------------------------- Playoff Stats: VAN S42: GP: 0 || W: 0 || L: 0 || OTL: 0 || GF: 0 | GA: 0 VAN S41: GP: 5 || W: 1 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || GF: 10 | GA: 13 VAN S40: Did Not Qualify VAN S39: GP: 15 || W: 10 || L: 5 || OTL: 0 || GF: 52 | GA: 43 VAN S38: GP: 4 || W: 0 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || GF: 11 || GA: 19 VAN S37: Did Not Qualify -------------------------------------- Transactions Named Co-GM of the Vancouver Whalers (S37) Named Head GM of the Vancouver Whalers (S42) -------------------------------------- Accomplishments Laurifer Trophy Winner (S41, S42, S43) Occasus Trophy Winner (S42) Mathias Chouinard Award for Best GM (S41, S42)
Guess I'd have to come out dressed as a boat? Guess I could do the whole masked singer thing and when they shout take it off be naked underneath, that would surely distract the other team.
Dusty Rhodes || LW #24 || S67 || New Orleans Spectres|| 1344TPE Alias: The American Dream Born: 11/4/2004 Height: 6'3" Weight: 230 lbs Number: 24 Birth Place: Austin TX USA ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: ------------------------------------------------------------ S66 Drafted 4th Rd 44th Ova by Anchorage Armada Awards: ------------------------------------------------------------ Kata Vilde || G #1 || S41 || Calgary Dragons || Retired Hall of Fame Alias: The Madness Born: 11/4/2000 Height: 6'3" Weight: 215 lbs Number: 1 Birth Place: Marstrand, Sweden ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season Statistics: S44| CAL| GP 33| W: 17| L: 13| OTL: 3| SV%: .916| GAA: 2.61| SO: 1 S45| CAL| GP 41| W: 17| L: 22| OTL: 2| SV%: .904| GAA: 2.98| SO: 3 S46| CAL| GP 44| W: 22| L: 18| OTL: 4| SV%: .914| GAA: 2.84| SO: 2 S47| CAL| GP 44| W: 24| L: 14| OTL: 6| SV%: .912| GAA: 2.79| SO: 1 S48| CAL| GP 44| W: 21| L: 17| OTL: 6| SV%: .907| GAA: 2.95| SO: 0 S49| CAL| GP 44| W: 31| L: 10| OTL: 3| SV%: .916| GAA: 2.63| SO: 3 S50| CAL| GP 44| W: 23| L: 18| OTL: 3| SV%: .904| GAA: 2.98| SO: 2 S51| CAL| GP 44| W: 25| L: 17| OTL: 2| SV%: .915| GAA: 2.78| SO: 3 S52| CAL| GP 44| W: 20| L: 20| OTL: 4| SV%: .900| GAA: 3.18| SO: 0 S53| CAL| GP 44| W: 27| L: 14| OTL: 2| SV%: .901| GAA: 2.66| SO: 4 S54| CAL| GP 44| W: 21| L: 19| OTL: 4| SV%: .890| GAA: 3.32| SO: 2 S55| CAL| GP 44| W: 26| L: 13| OTL: 5| SV%: .915| GAA: 2.53| SO: 4 S56| CAL| GP 44| W: 34| L: 6| OTL: 4| SV%: .936| GAA: 1.65| SO: 9 S57| CAL| GP 48| W: 29| L: 17| OTL: 2| SV%: .908| GAA: 2.69| SO: 8 S58| CAL| GP 49| W: 29| L: 17| OTL: 3| SV%: .910| GAA: 2.54| SO: 4 S59| CAL| GP 43| W: 24| L: 15| OTL: 3| SV%: .918| GAA: 2.66| SO: 3 S60| CAL| GP 39| W: 23| L: 11| OTL: 4| SV%: .923| GAA: 2.37| SO: 4 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S44| CAL| GP 4| W: 1| L: 3| OTL: 0| SV%: .893| GAA: 3.26| SO: 0 S46| CAL| GP 10| W: 6| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .913| GAA: 2.38| SO: 1 S47| CAL| GP 15| W: 8| L: 4| OTL: 3| SV%: .906| GAA: 3.07| SO: 1 S48| CAL| GP 11| W: 6| L: 4| OTL: 1| SV%: .916| GAA: 2.68| SO: 1 S49| CAL| GP 7| W: 3| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .898| GAA: 3.57| SO:2 S50| CAL| GP 20| W: 16| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .920| GAA: 2.39| SO:1 S51| CAL| GP 7| W: 3| L: 3| OTL: 1| SV%: .905| GAA: 3.48| SO:0 S52| CAL| GP 13| W: 6| L: 5| OTL: 2| SV%: .913| GAA: 2.60| SO:1 S53| CAL| GP 7| W: 3| L: 3| OTL: 1| SV%: .914| GAA: 2.90| SO:0 S54| CAL| GP 5| W: 1| L: 3| OTL: 1| SV%: .912| GAA: 2.61| SO:0 S55| CAL| GP 6| W: 2| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .910| GAA: 3.65| SO:0 S56| CAL| GP 6| W: 2| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .894| GAA: 4.25| SO:0 S57| CAL| GP 6| W: 2| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .899| GAA: 3.26| SO:0 S58| CAL| GP 5| W: 1| L: 2| OTL: 2| SV%: .908| GAA: 3.86| SO:1 S59| CAL| GP 6| W: 2| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .923| GAA: 3.19| SO:0 S60| CAL| GP 7| W: 5| L: 2| OTL: 0| SV%: .910| GAA: 2.72| SO:0 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: S40| KEL| GP 10| W: 03| L: 03| OTL: 0| SV%: .871| GAA: 2.94| SO: 0 S41| KEL| GP 46| W: 23| L: 13| OTL: 7| SV%: .876| GAA: 2.79| SO: 3 S42| KEL| GP 40| W: 29| L: 08| OTL: 2| SV%: .892| GAA: 2.50| SO: 0 S43| HAL| GP 45| W: 17| L: 19| OTL: 8| SV%: .869| GAA: 3.19| SO: 3 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S41| KEL| GP 15| W: 12| L: 03| OTL: 0| SV%: .882| GAA: 2.64| SO: 0 S42| KEL| GP 10| W: 08| L: 01| OTL: 1| SV%: .915| GAA: 1.71| SO: 1 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Round Robin Statistics: S44| SWE| GP 8| W: 2| L: 6| OTL: 0| SV%: .882| GAA: 4.13| SO: 0 S45| SWE| GP 10| W: 4| L: 5| OTL: 1| SV%: .912| GAA: 3.23| SO: 0 S46| SWE| GP 12| W: 7| L: 4| OTL: 1| SV%: .896| GAA: 3.33| SO: 0 S47| SWE| GP 2| W: 1| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .892| GAA: 4.51| SO: 0 S48| SWE| GP 4| W: 1| L: 2| OTL: 1| SV% .848| GAA: 5.01| SO: 0: S49| SWE| GP 10| W: 6| L: 3| OTL: 0| SV% .926| GAA: 2.21| SO: 0: S50| SWE| GP 8| W: 2| L: 5| OTL: 1| SV% .905| GAA: 3.34| SO: 0: S51| SWE| GP 12| W: 6| L: 6| OTL: 0| SV% .906| GAA: 3.10| SO: 0: S52| SWE| GP 12| W: 8| L: 3| OTL: 0| SV% .927| GAA: 2.56| SO: 1: S53| SWE| GP 11| W: 6| L: 5| OTL: 0| SV% .923| GAA: 2.92| SO: 0: S54| SWE| GP 12| W: 7| L: 3| OTL: 2| SV% .916| GAA: 2.80| SO: 1: S55| SWE| GP 12| W: 7| L: 4| OTL: 1| SV% .910| GAA: 3.08| SO: 0: S56| SWE| GP 6| W: 4| L: 2| OTL: 0| SV% .899| GAA: 2.67| SO: 0: S57| SWE| GP 1| W: 0| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV% .788| GAA: 7.18| SO: 0: S58| SWE| GP 2| W: 1| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV% .872| GAA: 3.00| SO: 0: S59| LAT| GP 9| W: 2| L: 4| OTL: 2| SV% .913| GAA: 4.13| SO: 0: S60| LAT| GP 4| W: 0| L: 3| OTL: 0| SV% .902| GAA: 4.27| SO: 0: ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Medal Round Statistics: S46| SWE| GP 1| W: 0| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .806| GAA: 7.12| SO: 0 S52| SWE| GP 3| W: 2| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .933| GAA: 2.34| SO: 1 S53| SWE| GP 1| W: 0| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .875| GAA: 5.00| SO: 0 S54| SWE| GP 1| W: 0| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .907| GAA: 4.05| SO: 0 S55| SWE| GP 2| W: 1| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .860| GAA: 5.31| SO: 0 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S40 Drafted 3rd Rd 24th Ova by Kelowna Knights S41 Drafted 1st Rd 14th Ova by Calgary Dragons S43 Traded from Kelowna Knights to Halifax Raiders for S43 Halifax 4th and S44 Halifax 2nd ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S40 SWE: WJC Cup S40 Kel: 4 Star Cup S41 Kel: 4 Star Cup S42 Kel: 4 Star Cup S42 Kel: SMJHL Top Goalie Nomination S42 Kel: SMJHL Playoff MVP Nomination S44 Cal: SHL All Rookie Team S44 Cal: SHL ROY Nomination S46 Cal: SHL McBride Nomination S46 Cal: 3rd Team All Star S47 Cal: SHL McBride Nomination S48 SWE: Gold Medal S49 SWE: IIHF best Goaltender S49 Cal: 2nd Team All Star S49 Cal: SHL McBride Nomination S50 Cal: Challenge Cup S50 Cal: Ratzov Trophy Nominee S51 Cal: SHL McBride Nomination S51 Cal: 2nd Team All Star S52 SWE: IIHF best Goaltender S53 SWE: IIHF best Goaltender S56 Cal: 1st Team All Star S56 Cal: McBride Nomination S56 Cal: Mike Honcho Award S60 Cal: 3rd Team All Star Vladimir Lidstrom || D #5 || S23 || Texas Renegades/Impact || Retired Texas Hall of Fame Alias: Vliddy Born: 11/4/1993 Height: 6'1" Weight: 190 lbs Number: 5 Birth Place: Krylbo, Sweden ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season Statistics: S25| TEX| GP 50| G: 09| A: 23| P: 32|P/M : +14| PIM: 33| H: 66| SOG: 47 | SB: 68 S26| TEX| GP 50| G: 09| A: 21| P: 30|P/M : -04| PIM: 21| H: 66| SOG: 91 | SB: 81 S27| TEX| GP 50| G: 06| A: 24| P: 30|P/M : -02| PIM: 46| H: 47| SOG: 104 | SB: 75 S28| TEX| GP 50| G: 10| A: 25| P: 35|P/M : +10| PIM: 18| H: 54| SOG: 97 | SB: 59 S29| TEX| GP 50| G: 06| A: 25| P: 31|P/M : +08| PIM: 18| H: 55| SOG: 95 | SB: 67 S30| TEX| GP 50| G: 11| A: 45| P: 56|P/M : +00| PIM: 04| H: 21| SOG: 108 | SB: 74 S31| TEX| GP 50| G: 13| A: 37| P: 50|P/M : -10| PIM: 00| H: 05| SOG: 105 | SB: 78 S32| TEX| GP 50| G: 07| A: 38| P: 45|P/M : +03| PIM: 04| H: 23| SOG: 104 | SB: 67 S33| TEX| GP 50| G: 11| A: 26| P: 38|P/M : -20| PIM: 26| H: 81| SOG: 99 | SB: 73 S34| TEX| GP 50| G: 07| A: 35| P: 42|P/M : +04| PIM: 08| H: 04| SOG: 91 | SB: 81 S35| TEX| GP 50| G: 07| A: 19| P: 26|P/M : -03| PIM: 02| H: 04| SOG: 95 | SB: 55 S36| TEX| GP 50| G: 05| A: 12| P: 17|P/M : -08| PIM: 02| H: 05| SOG: 21 | SB: 38 S37| TEX| GP 50| G: 04| A: 11| P: 15|P/M : -07| PIM: 00| H: 08| SOG: 24 | SB: 42 S38| TEX| GP 50| G: 03| A: 25| P: 28|P/M : -04| PIM: 12| H: 46| SOG: 75 | SB: 73 S39| TEX| GP 50| G: 10| A: 25| P: 35|P/M : +17| PIM: 14| H: 62| SOG: 56 | SB: 73 S40| TEX| GP 50| G: 06| A: 22| P: 28|P/M : +01| PIM: 18| H: 39| SOG: 61 | SB: 79 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career| TEX| GP 800| G: 125| A: 413| P: 538|P/M : -01| PIM: 260| H: 586| SOG: 1273 | SB: 1083 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S26| TEX| GP 07| G: 04| A: 03| P: 07|P/M : -01| PIM: 02| H: 14| SOG: 13 | SB: 11 S27| TEX| GP 06| G:02| A: 01| P: 03|P/M : +04| PIM: 07| H: 04| SOG: 10 | SB: 11 S28| TEX| GP 05| G: 00| A: 03| P: 03|P/M : -02| PIM: 00| H: 06| SOG: 10 | SB: 09 S29| TEX| GP 06| G: 02| A: 02| P: 04|P/M : +01| PIM: 02| H: 06| SOG: 11 | SB: 08 S30| TEX| GP 06| G:00| A: 05| P: 05|P/M : +02| PIM: 00| H: 02| SOG: 11 | SB: 11 S31| TEX| GP 06| G:00| A: 03| P: 03|P/M : +00| PIM: 00| H: 02| SOG: 11 | SB: 10 S34| TEX| GP 13| G: 02| A: 06| P: 08|P/M : +03| PIM: 00| H: 01| SOG: 28 | SB: 20 S35| TEX| GP 06| G: 00| A: 05| P: 05|P/M : +01| PIM: 00| H: 00| SOG: 06 | SB: 10 S36| TEX| GP 16| G: 02| A: 04| P: 06|P/M : +07| PIM: 00| H: 02| SOG: 11 | SB: 16 S37| TEX| GP 04| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00|P/M : +00| PIM: 00| H: 00| SOG: 01 | SB: 03 S40| TEX| GP 05| G: 00| A: 02| P: 02|P/M : -03| PIM: 00| H: 02| SOG: 04 | SB: 10 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career| TEX| GP77| G: 12| A: 34| P: 46|P/M : +12| PIM: 11| H: 39| SOG: 116 | SB: 119 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: S22| MTL| GP 40| G:04| A: 19| P: 23|P/M : +04| PIM: 22| H: 42| SOG: 33 | SB: 45 S23| MTL| GP 40| G: 14| A: 23| P: 37|P/M : +03| PIM: 31| H: 43| SOG: 118 | SB: 27 S24| MTL| GP 52| G: 11| A: 29| P: 40|P/M : -02| PIM: 39| H: 32| SOG: 99 | SB: 60 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career| MTL| GP 132| G: 29| A: 71| P: 100|P/M : +05| PIM: 92| H: 117| SOG: 250 | SB: 132 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S22| MTL| GP 09| G: 00| A: 02| P: 02|P/M : -07| PIM: 20| H: 15| SOG: 02 | SB: 11 S23| MTL| GP 07| G: 03| A: 00| P: 03|P/M : +02| PIM: 02| H: 12| SOG: 29 | SB: 03 S24| MTL| GP 17| G: 02| A: 15| P: 17|P/M : +01| PIM: 18| H: 11| SOG: 32 | SB: 14 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career| MTL| GP 33| G: 05| A: 17| P: 22|P/M : -04| PIM: 40| H: 38| SOG: 63 | SB: 28 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Statistics: S24| SWE| GP 11| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00|P/M : -03| PIM: 00| H: 04| SOG: 05 | SB: 02 S25| SWE| GP 11| G: 00| A:01| P: 01|P/M : -04| PIM: 04| H: 03| SOG: 00 | SB: 09 S26| SWE| GP 12| G: 01| A: 04| P: 05|P/M : +03| PIM: 00| H: 00| SOG: 12 | SB: 16 S27| SWE| GP 13| G: 03| A: 07| P: 10|P/M : +04| PIM: 06| H: 04| SOG: 14 | SB: 14 S28| SWE| GP 13| G:02| A: 07| P: 09|P/M : +04| PIM: 04| H: 25| SOG: 22 | SB:17 S29| SWE| GP 13| G: 04| A: 05| P: 09|P/M : +00| PIM: 04| H: 21| SOG: 24 | SB: 21 S30| SWE| GP 10| G: 01| A: 08| P: 09|P/M : +03| PIM: 12| H: 11| SOG: 21 | SB: 12 S31| SWE| GP 12| G: 00| A: 08| P: 08|P/M : -01| PIM: 12| H: 03| SOG: 17 | SB: 12 S32| SWE| GP 11| G: 03| A: 02| P: 05|P/M : +01| PIM: 08| H: 06| SOG: 22 | SB: 06 S33| SWE| GP 10| G: 01| A: 03| P: 04|P/M : -08| PIM: 10| H: 24| SOG: 19 | SB: 23 S34| SWE| GP 12| G: 01| A: 07| P: 08|P/M : +04| PIM: 12| H: 14| SOG: 19 | SB: 16 S35| SWE| GP 13| G: 01| A: 06| P: 07|P/M : -03| PIM: 00| H: 04| SOG: 23 | SB: 12 S36| SWE| GP 10| G: 01| A: 05| P: 06|P/M : -04| PIM: 00| H: 01| SOG: 13 | SB: 14 S37| SWE| GP 11| G: 01| A: 07| P: 08|P/M : +02| PIM: 00| H: 02| SOG: 09 | SB: 08 S38| SWE| GP 10| G: 03| A: 02| P: 05|P/M : +02| PIM: 04| H: 00| SOG: 16 | SB: 12 S39| SWE| GP 11| G: 07| A: 00| P: 07|P/M : +02| PIM: 00| H: 06| SOG: 13 | SB: 11 S40| SWE| GP 10| G:00| A: 02| P: 02|P/M : -02| PIM: 02| H: 02| SOG: 08 | SB: 18 S41| SWE| GP 10| G:00| A: 05| P: 05|P/M : -01| PIM: 00| H: 01| SOG: 11 | SB: 13 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career| SWE| GP 203| G: 29| A: 79| P: 108|P/M : -01| PIM: 78| H: 131| SOG: 268 | SB: 236 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S22 Drafted 4th Rd 20th Ova by Montreal Impact S23 Drafted 1st Rd 9th Ova by Texas Renegades ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S23 Mtl: Christopher Klose Award S23 Mtl: Petr Klimek Award S23 Mtl: Armin Brovalchuk Award S23 Mtl: Kurtis Hunter Award S24 Mtl: Alternate Captain S24 Mtl: Darian Scherbluk Award S25 Tex: SHL All Rookie Team S26 Tex: Alternate Captain S27 Tex: Alternate Captain S28 Tex: Alternate Captain S27 Swe: Silver Medal S28 Swe: Gold Medal S29 Mtl: Elected to Montreal Hall of Fame S29 Tex: Alternate Captain S29 Swe: Gold Medal S30 Tex: Alternate Captain S30 Tex: Stevens Award Finalist S30 Tex: 2nd Team All Star S31 Tex: Alternate Captain S31 Tex: 2nd Team All Star S32 Tex: 2nd Team All Star S33 Tex: Captain S34 Tex: 3rd Team All Star S34 Tex: Captain S35 Swe: Silver Medal S36 Tex: Challenge Cup Winner S39 Tex: Alternate Captain S40 Tex: Alternate Captain
I'm bringing in an air horn and will stand right behind the other team's bench, humping the plexiglass and blowing the horn over and over again
Past Players
S51-71 || Sven Yxskaft || Defenseman || New England Wolfpack || 2315 TPE peak --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Height: 5'11" Weight: 187 lbs Birthplace: Sweden --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Achievements: **** S70 - Challenge Cup Champion **** S70 - IIHF Silver Medal S69 - IIHF Silver Medal **** S68 - IIHF Gold Medal **** S65 - Eastern Conference All-Star S64 - IIHF Silver Medal S64 - Eastern Conference All-Star S62 - Nominated for the Scott Stevens(Best Defenseman) award S62 - Nominated for the Joe McKeil(Best Coach) award **** S62 - All-time TPE leader **** S61 - Won the New England Wolfpack Nathan Russell Leadership Award S61 - Nominated for the Lance Uppercut(Best GM) award S61 - Most (current)TPE in the SHL S60 - IIHF Bronze Medal S60 - Eastern Conference All-Star Game representative S59 - Won the Damian Littleton(Most Dedicated) Award S59 - Won the New England Wolfpack Nathan Russell Leadership Award **** S54 - 4 Star Cup Champion **** S54 - Nominated for the Brodie Witzel Trophy(Playoffs MVP) S54 - Nominated for the Quilha Agante Trophy(Best Defenseman) S54 - Traded as a rental for a Reddit 1st S53 - WJC Silver Medal S53 - Nominated for the Quilha Agante Trophy(Best Defenseman) S53 - Nominated for the Zach Miller Trophy(Most Dedicated) S53 - SMJHL All-Star Team West S52 - IIHF Silver Medal S52 - WJC Bronze Medal S51 - WJC Silver Medal S51 - Nominated for the Commisioner's Award of Excellence --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions: S55 - Called up to the SHL, New England Wolfpack S54 - Traded to Carolina Kraken S52 - Drafted 5th Overall by NEW in the SHL Entry Draft S51 - Drafted 14th Overall by VAN in the SMJHL Entry Draft
bluesfan55
i would drive around the rink in a very fast car while in the mascot suit. it would bring a lot of flair to the arena and make people interested
Dieter Frühstück || D || Anchorage Armada || 577 TPE Birthplace: Rostock, Germany Height/Weight: 6'9", 275 lbs SMJHL Stats S78 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 2 A: 24 PTS: 26 +/-: 11 H: 80 PIMS: 16 SB: 253 S79 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 0 A: 16 PTS: 16 +/-: -1 H: 49 PIMS: 28 SB: 224 SMJHL Playoff Stats S78 || ANC || GP: 4 G: 0 A: 1 PTS: 1 +/-: -2 H: 8 PIMS: 0 SB: 18 S79 || ANC || GP: 16 G: 0 A: 7 PTS: 7 +/-: 13 H: 12 PIMS: 6 SB: 50 Player Milestones/Transactions Drafted 14th overall by Anchorage, S78 SMJHL Draft Drafted 31st overall by Minnesota, S79 SHL Draft Winner of the Alexis Metzler Award, S78 Sebastien Regazzoni || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || 1276 TPE Birthplace: Bern, Switzerland Height/Weight: 6'3", 200 lbs SHL Stats S71 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 17 A: 25 PTS: 42 PIMS: 32 +/-: -23 H: 75 S72 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 28 A: 31 PTS: 59 PIMS: 55 +/-: 7 H: 89 S73 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 24 A: 33 PTS: 57 PIMS: 34 +/-: -2 H: 81 S74 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 37 PTS: 49 PIMS: 43 +/-: -8 H: 83 S75 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 11 A: 51 PTS: 62 PIMS: 39 +/-: 22 H: 66 S76 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 33 A: 60 PTS: 93 PIMS: 37 +/-: -18 H: 87 S77 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 32 A: 32 PTS: 64 PIMS: 38 +/-: -34 H: 76 S78 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 14 A: 32 PTS: 46 PIMS: 20 +/-: -1 H: 57 Total SHL Stats GP: 528 G: 171 A: 201 PTS: 472 PIMS: 298 +/-: -57 H: 614 SHL Playoff Stats S71 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 2 A: 1 PTS: 3 +/-: -5 PIM: 2 H: 5 S72 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 0 +/-: -5 PIM: 0 H: 7 S73 || HAM || GP: 12 G: 4 A: 7 PTS: 11 +/-: 2 PIM: 10 H: 10 S74 || HAM || GP: 7 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5 +/-: -3 PIM: 0 H: 14 S75 || HAM || GP: 14 G: 3 A: 10 PTS: 13 +/-: -0 PIM: 2 H: 17 S76 || HAM || GP: 19 G: 6 A: 15 PTS: 21 +/-: -1 PIM: 4 H: 29 S77 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 1 A: 5 PTS: 6 +/-: -2 PIM: 0 H: 3 Total SHL Playoff Stats GP: 67 G: 19 A: 41 PTS: 60 +/-: -14 PIM: 18 H: 85 SMJHL Stats S67 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 25 A: 21 PTS: 46 +/-: -5 PIM: 6 H: 107 S68 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 41 PTS: 61 +/-: 5 PIM: 30 H: 138 S69 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 33 PTS: 53 +/-: -3 PIM: 18 H: 142 S70 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 23 PTS: 35 +/-: -54 PIM: 28 H: 78 Career SMJHL Regular Season Stats GP: 264 G: 77 A: 118 PTS: 195 +/-: -57 PIM: 82 H: 465 SMJHL Playoff Stats S67 || ANC || GP: 5 G: 4 A: 1 PTS: 5 +/-: -2 PIM: 0 H: 11 S68 || ANC || GP: 10 G: 4 A: 3 PTS: 7 +/-: 7 PIM: 4 H: 24 Career Milestones Drafted 20th overall by Anchorage, S67 SMJHL Draft Drafted 4th overall by Hamilton, S68 SHL Draft Voted Anchorage Armada captain, S69
Mitchell van der Heijden || C || Philadelphia Forge || 925 TPE Birthplace: Alkmaar, Netherlands Height/Weight: 6'2", 205 lbs SHL Stats S54 | NOLA | GP: 50 G: 8 A: 10 PTS: 18 PIMS: 16 +/-: 0 H: 24 S55 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 19 PTS: 34 PIMS: 14 +/-: 2 H: 70 S56 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 16 A: 11 PTS: 27 PIMS: 26 +/-: -17 H: 65 S57 | NEW | GP: 66 G: 20 A: 28 PTS: 48 PIMS: 10 +/-: -37 H: 62 S58 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 22 A: 38 PTS: 60 PIMS: 22 +/-: 25 H: 92 S59 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 21 A: 37 PTS: 58 PIMS: 29 +/-: 37 H: 101 S60 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 49 A: 50 PTS: 99 PIMS: 6 +/-: 14 H: 97 S61 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 57 PTS: 87 PIMS: 10 +/-: 49 H: 122 S62 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 48 A: 38 PTS: 86 PIMS: 8 +/-: 32 H: 105 S63 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 51 PTS: 81 PIMS: 18 +/-: 47 H: 103 S64 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 43 PTS: 73 PIMS: 8 +/-: 9 H: 103 S65 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 13 A: 37 PTS: 50 PIMS: 20 +/-: 25 H: 134 S66 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 15 A: 24 PTS: 39 PIMS: 30 +/-: -19 H: 116 S67 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 8 A: 27 PTS: 35 PIMS: 20 +/-: 4 H: 140 Career Regular Season Stats GP: 876 G: 325 A: 470 PTS: 795 PIMS: 237 +/-: 172 H: 1338 SHL Playoff Stats S54 | NOLA | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 5 PTS: 12 PIMS: 4 +/-: 1 S56 | NEW | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 4 +/-: -4 S57 | NEW | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: 0 S58 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 3 A: 7 PTS: 10 PIMS: 2 +/-: 2 S59 | HAM | GP: 11 G: 2 A: 5 PTS: 7 PIMS: 0 +/-: 4 S60 | HAM | GP: 10 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5 S61 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 9 A: 16 PTS: 25 S62 | HAM | GP: 14 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19 S63 | HAM | GP: 25 G: 10 A: 12 PTS: 22 S64 | HAM | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 17 PTS: 24 S65 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 4 A: 5 PTS: 9 S66 | PHI | G: 7 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3 S67 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 4 PTS: 4 Total SHL Playoff Stats GP: 172 G: 55 A: 93 PTS: 148 SMJHL Stats S50 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 14 PTS: 28 PIMS: 6 +/-: -1 H: 21 S51 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 27 PTS: 47 PIMS: 17 -/+: 11 H: 15 S52 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 28 PTS: 53 PIMS: 29 +/-: 7 H: 62 S53 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 26 A: 26 PTS: 52 PIMS: 24 +/-: 12 H: 109 Total SMJHL Reg. Season Stats GP: 200 G: 85 A: 95 PTS: 180 PIMS: 79 +/-: 29 H: 207 SMJHL Playoff Stats S50 | ANC | GP: 11 G: 1 A: 4 PTS: 5 PIMS: 0 +/-: -6 S51 | ANC | GP: 12 G: 5 A: 7 PTS: 12 PIMS: 2 +/-: 7 S52 | ANC | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1 S53 | ANC | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1 Total SMJHL Playoff Stats GP: 41 G: 8 A: 16 PTS: 24 PIMS: 2 +/-: 1 Accolades Won S51 4 Star Cup with Anchorage Won Silver Medal with Switzerland, S51 IIHF named best forward, S51 WJC named to second team all SMJHL, S52 named Anchorage alternate captain, S51/S52 named Anchorage captain, S53 named first team all SMJHL, S53 won Ideen Fallah Award (SMJHL Awards Committee MVP), S53 named SMJHL All-Star, S51-S53 won S54 Challenge Cup with New Orleans scored Challenge Cup-winning goal, S54 named New England alternate captain, S55 #15 retired by the Anchorage Armada Challenge Cup winner with Hamilton, S58/S61/S63 SHL All-Star, S60-S63 Karpovtsov and McDonald winner, S60 Sarmad Khan winner, S60 Ron Mexico winner, S60 First Team All-SHL, S60 Gold medal winner with Switzerland, S65 Member of the Triple Gold Club SHL Hall of Famer Draft Things drafted 11th by Anchorage in S50 SMJHL Draft drafted 13th overall by New Orleans in S51 SHL Draft Joseph Lombardi || RW || Anchorage Armada co-GM || 969 TPE Name: Joseph Lombardi Position: Right Wing Birthplace: Voorhees, NJ, USA (transferred to Ireland) Height: very short (5'3") Weight: 145 lbs SHL Regular Season Stats S38 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 13 A: 9 PTS: 22 PIMS: 6 +/-: -10 S39 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 12 A: 8 PTS: 20 PIMS: 8 +/-: -10 S40 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 15 PTS: 29 PIMS: 7 +/-: 9 S41 | MIN | GP: 50 G: 7 A: 6 PTS: 13 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3 S42 | MIN/SEA | GP: 47 G: 14 A: 20 PTS: 34 PIMS: 6 +/-: 4 S43 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 26 PTS: 46 PIMS: 8 +/-: 5 S44 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 18 A: 17 PTS: 35 PIMS: 18 +/-: -16 S45 | SEA/TOR | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 20 PTS: 40 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1 S46 | TOR | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 23 PTS: 48 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0 S47 | EDM | GP: 50 G: 17 A: 23 PTS: 40 PIMS: 10 +/-: 26 S48 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 21 A: 17 PTS: 38 PIMS: 10 +/-: 5 S49 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 6 A: 20 PTS: 26 +/-: -8 PIMS: 13 S50 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 11 PTS: 26 PIMS: 10 +/-: 15 Career Stats GP: 647 G: 202 A: 215 PTS: 417 PIMS: 96 +/-: 14 SHL Playoff Stats S38 | SFP | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 6 +/-: -3 S39-S40 | SFP | Missed playoffs S41 | MIN | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0 S42 | SEA | missed playoffs S43 | SEA | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 6 PTS: 6 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1 S44 | SEA | missed playoffs S45 | TOR | GP: 5 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1 S46 | TOR | GP: 7 G: 2 A: 7 PTS: 9 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1 S47 | EDM | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3 S48 | SFP | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: -4 S49 | SFP | missed playoffs S50 | SFP | GP: 4 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0 Career Playoff Stats all you need to know is that I was shit SMJHL Regular Season Stats S35 | STL | GP: 50 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: -1 S36 | STL | GP: 50 G: 10 A: 7 PTS: 17 PIMS: 4 +/-: 0 S37 | STL | GP: 44 G: 16 A: 15 PTS: 31 PIMS: 8 +/-: -4 Total Stats: GP: 144 G: 27 A: 22 PTS: 49 PIMS: 14 +/-: -5 SMJHL Playoff Stats S35 | STL | GP: 7 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 +/-: 1 S36 | STL | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 +/-: -1 S37 | STL | GP: 13 G: 4 A: 10 PTS: 14 +/-: -3 Total Stats: GP: 26 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19 +/-: -3 Things I've Done Selected 40th overall in S35 SMJHL Draft by STL Selected 30th overall in S36 SHL Entry Draft by POR Won some team awards with the Crows, but no cup won Presidents Trophy with San Francisco in S38 won a silver medal with Ireland (S38) won two bronze medals with Ireland (S39, S41) won a shit ton of golds with Ireland (S42-47) was traded by San Francisco to Minnesota before S41 Traded to Seattle by Minnesota before S42 Trade Deadline traded to Toronto by Seattle before S45 trade deadline signed a one year, $6 million contract with Edmonton signed a one year, $4.5 million contract with San Fransisco named Pride alternate captain for S48 won president's trophy with SFP (s50) wrote haters guides where I shat on every team
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Ragnar for the sigs
A little bit of break dancing is always welcome, as well with dancing with the little kids present at the game. For the other team, try some moves behind their bench so they will lose their focus.
Anthony Dionne || G || Texas Renegades || Peak TPE : 2055 Name: Anthony Dionne Catch: Right Height: 6'4'' Weight: 225 lbs Number: 39 SMJHL Draft: 36e by St Louis Scarecrows SHL Draft: 12e by Texas Renegades ------------------------------------------------------------
SMJHL Regular Season: S65 to S68 | STL | GP : 175 (89-67-14) | 3.21 GAA | 0.885 SV% | SO : 7 SMJHL Playoffs: S65 to S68 | STL | GP : 56 (32-20-4) | 2.99 GAA | 0.895 SV% | SO : 5
SHL Regular Season: S66 to S78 | TEX | GP : 534 (285-194-38) | 3.44 GAA | 0.898 SV% | SO : 28 SHL Playoffs: S66 to S78 | TEX | GP : 102 (50-41-10) | 3.82 GAA | 0.890 SV% | SO : 5 World Junior Championship Round Robin: S64 to S68 | TBI-TNA-CAN | GP : 34 (13-17-3) | 3.56 GAA | 0.904 SV% | SO : 0 World Junior Championship Medals Round: S66 to S68 | CAN | GP : 9 (6-2-1) | 2.27 GAA | 0.923 SV% | SO : 0
IIHF Round Robin:
S67 to S78 | CAN | GP : 100 (62-31-5) | 2.51 GAA | 0.915 SV% | SO : 8 IIHF Medals Round: S67 to S78 | CAN | GP : 19 (12-5-2) | 3.18 GAA | 0.891 SV% | SO : 0
Awards:
S66-67-68 WJC | CAN | Bronze Medal
S69 IIHF | CAN | Top Goalie of the tournament
S69 IIHF | CAN | Gold Medal (+ record for most goalie wins in the round robin (11)) S75 IIHF | CAN | Silver Medal S75 SHL | TEX | Mike Honcho Award
S76 IIHF | CAN | Gold Medal
S78 SHL | TEX | Mike Honcho Award
S78 IIHF | CAN | Gold Medal
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I want out of a plane and parachute into the arena onto the ice. I will land on a trampoline and flip through a flaming ring onto the back of a galloping horse. It will be epic!
Otrebor13
They used to have this little cart that would drive around the ice at breaks and just launch some tshirts into the crowd. I would love to get that cart back, start drifting around the ice while simultaneously launch tshirts out of a tshirt cannon to those watching in the crowd. Would be an awesome experience.
Axel Kirby || RW || 22 || Los Angeles Panthers Name: Axel Kirby Age: 19 Height: 6'0" Weight: 180 lbs Number: 22 ------------------------------------------------------------ Regular Season Statistics S66: SMJHL CAR | GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 21 | P: 34 | +/-: -27 | SOG: 112 | HIT: 127 | SB: 12 | PIM: 20 | S67: SMJHL CAR | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 34 | P: 49 | +/-: -43 | SOG: 116 | HIT: 131 | SB: 10 | PIM: 30 | S68: SMJHL CAR | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 49 | P: 64 | +/-: 11 | SOG: 160 | HIT: 173 | SB: 23 | PIM: 32 | S69: SMJHL CAR | GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 37 | P: 49 | +/-: -3 | SOG: 105 | HIT: 131 | SB: 15 | PIM: 20 | S70: SHL CGY | GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 31 | P: 44 | +/-: 13 | SOG: 140 | HIT: 90 | SB: 5 | PIM: 16 | ------------------------------------------------------------ Playoff Statistics S66: SMJHL CAR | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -4 | SOG: 6 | HIT: 8 | SB: 2 | PIM: 0 | S68: SMJHL CAR | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 11 | P: 13 | +/-: 1 | SOG: 25 | HIT: 40 | SB: 4 | PIM: 2 | S69: SMJHL CAR | GP: 19 | G: 4 | A: 9 | P: 13 | +/-: 9 | SOG: 38 | HIT: 40 | SB: 5 | PIM: 0 | S70: SHL CGY | GP: 9 | G: 5 | A: 1 | P: 6 | +/-: 4 | SOG: 17 | HIT: 6 | SB: 0 | PIM: 0 | ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards/Accomplishments ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions S66 - Drafted 19th Overall in the SMJHL Draft by the Carolina Kraken S66 - Signed 1 year/$4 million contract with the Carolina Kraken S67 - Drafted 7th Overall in the SHL Draft by the Calgary Dragons S67 - Signed 1 year/$3 million contract with the Calgary Dragons S68 - Signed 2 year/$6 million contract with the Calgary Dragons S70 - Signed 3 year/$11 million contract with the Calgary Dragons S71 - Traded from the Calgary Dragons to the Los Angeles Panthers Theo Morgan || RW || 96 || Retired (S46 - S65) Name: Theo Morgan Age: 22 Height: 6'2" Weight: 210 lbs Number: 96 ------------------------------------------------------------ Regular Season Statistics S46: SMJHL VAN | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 3 | P: 7 | +/-: -4 | SOG: 66 | HIT: 22 | SB: 0 | PIM: 10 | S47: SMJHL VAN | GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 12 | P: 27 | +/-: -2 | SOG: 136 | HIT: 44 | SB: 4 | PIM: 14 | S48: SMJHL VAN | GP: 50 | G: 23 | A: 20 | P: 43 | +/-: 23 | SOG: 119 | HIT: 49 | SB: 0 | PIM: 14 | S49: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 12 | A: 12 | P: 24 | +/-: -17 | SOG: 162 | HIT: 20 | SB: 7 | PIM: 8 | S50: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 14 | P: 27 | +/-: -14 | SOG: 139 | HIT: 29 | SB: 8 | PIM: 10 | S51: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 20 | A: 12 | P: 32 | +/-: 7 | SOG: 122 | HIT: 4 | SB: 19 | PIM: 0 | S52: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 15 | P: 30 | +/-: 3 | SOG: 196 | HIT: 9 | SB: 7 | PIM: 4 | S53: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 21 | A: 19 | P: 40 | +/-: 18 | SOG: 135 | HIT: 51 | SB: 18 | PIM: 22 | S54: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 26 | A: 25 | P: 51 | +/-: -4 | SOG: 193 | HIT: 61 | SB: 3 | PIM: 8 | S55: SHL EDM | GP: 50 | G: 37 | A: 32 | P: 69 | +/-: 40 | SOG: 229 | HIT: 60 | SB: 4 | PIM: 20 | S56: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 43* | A: 39 | P: 82 | +/-: 39 | SOG: 269 | HIT: 71 | SB: 11 | PIM: 16 | S57: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 33 | A: 39 | P: 72 | +/-: 39 | SOG: 270 | HIT: 94 | SB: 10 | PIM: 10 | S58: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 34 | A: 45 | P: 79 | +/-: 36 | SOG: 305 | HIT: 128 | SB: 20 | PIM: 12 | S59: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 48 | A: 54 | P: 102 | +/-: 49 | SOG: 306 | HIT: 126 | SB: 22 | PIM: 12 | S60: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 41 | A: 44 | P: 85 | +/-: 33 | SOG: 282 | HIT: 113 | SB: 16 | PIM: 14 | S61: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 39 | A: 45 | P: 84 | +/-: 45 | SOG: 304 | HIT: 75 | SB: 4 | PIM: 24 | S62: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 33 | A: 54 | P: 87 | +/-: 45 | SOG: 250 | HIT: 73 | SB: 12 | PIM: 10 | S63: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 19 | A: 39 | P: 58 | +/-: 51 | SOG: 193 | HIT: 89 | SB: 15 | PIM: 18 | S64: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 22 | A: 22 | P: 44 | +/-: 0 | SOG: 176 | HIT: 88 | SB: 21 | PIM: 16 | S65: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 23 | A: 22 | P: 45 | +/-: 8 | SOG: 142 | HIT: 99 | SB: 34 | PIM: 26 | SHL Career Totals | GP: 994 | G: 479 | A: 532 | P: 1011 | +/-: 378 | SOG: 3673 | HIT: 1190 | SB: 231 | PIM: 222 | * denotes current SHL records ------------------------------------------------------------ Playoff Statistics S46: SMJHL VAN | GP: 5 | G: 4 | A: 0 | P: 4 | +/-: -1 | SOG: 16 | HIT: 3 | SB: 0 | PIM: 0 | S47: SMJHL VAN | GP: 10 | G: 5 | A: 1 | P: 6 | +/-: 2 | SOG: 22 | HIT: 9 | SB: 1 | PIM: 4 | S48: SMJHL VAN | GP: 19 | G: 5 | A: 7 | P: 12 | +/-: 6 | SOG: 22 | HIT: 17 | SB: 1 | PIM: 6 | S53: SHL LAP | GP: 11 | G: 3 | A: 3 | P: 6 | +/-: 0 | SOG: 36 | HIT: 9 | SB: 7 | PIM: 4 | S54: SHL LAP | GP: 12 | G: 9 | A: 3 | P: 12 | +/-: 1 | SOG: 35 | HIT: 16 | SB: 1 | PIM: 4 | S55: SHL EDM | GP: 11 | G: 7 | A: 8 | P: 15 | +/-: 10 | SOG: 46 | HIT: 21 | SB: 1 | PIM: 0 | S56: SHL HAM | GP: 18 | G: 14 | A: 9 | P: 23 | +/-: 8 | SOG: 84 | HIT: 20 | SB: 11 | PIM: 4 | S57: SHL HAM | GP: 14 | G: 3 | A: 8 | P: 11 | +/-: 0 | SOG: 38 | HIT: 28 | SB: 17 | PIM: 0 | S58: SHL HAM | GP: 19 | G: 11 | A: 8 | P: 19 | +/-: 3 | SOG: 80 | HIT: 31 | SB: 7 | PIM: 4 | S59: SHL HAM | GP: 11 | G: 4 | A: 12 | P: 16 | +/-: -3 | SOG: 40 | HIT: 23 | SB: 3 | PIM: 0 | S60: SHL HAM | GP: 10 | G: 4 | A: 4 | P: 8 | +/-: -1 | SOG: 35 | HIT: 19 | SB: 5 | PIM: 5 | S61: SHL HAM | GP: 19 | G: 11 | A: 15 | P: 26 | +/-: 14 | SOG: 77 | HIT: 23 | SB: 3 | PIM: 0 | S62: SHL HAM | GP: 22 | G: 5 | A: 6 | P: 11 | +/-: 2 | SOG: 67 | HIT: 29 | SB: 3 | PIM: 6 | S63: SHL HAM | GP: 25 | G: 7 | A: 6 | P: 13 | +/-: 3 | SOG: 74 | HIT: 30 | SB: 13 | PIM: 6 | S64: SHL HAM | GP: 17 | G: 5 | A: 8 | P: 13 | +/-: 3 | SOG: 55 | HIT: 34 | SB: 3 | PIM: 2 | S65: SHL HAM | GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | +/-: -6 | SOG: 27 | HIT: 17 | SB: 9 | PIM: 6 | SHL Career Totals | GP: 200 | G: 85 | A: 94 | P: 179 | +/-: 34 | SOG: 694 | HIT: 300 | SB: 83 | PIM: 41 | ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards/Achievements S47 - Won WJC Gold Medal with Team Canada S48 - Four Star Cup Champion with the Vancouver Whalers S48 - Won WJC Gold Medal with Team Canada S48 - Won DeMaricus Smyth Trophy as the WJC's Top Forward S48 - Won Brady McIntyre Trophy as the WJC's Tournament MVP S54 - Won IIHF Gold Medal with Team Canada S55 - Won Jay McDonald Trophy for most goals (37) S55 - Named an SHL 2nd All-Star Team S55 - Won IIHF Bronze Medal with Team Canada S56 - Broke FHM 50 Game Single Season Goal Record (43 Goals) S56 - Won Challenge Cup with the Hamilton Steelhawks S56 - Joins the Quad Gold Club S56 - Won Sergei Karpotsov Trophy for most points (82) S56 - Won Jay McDonald Trophy for most goals (43) S56 - Won Sarmad Khan Trophy for MVP as voted by the players S56 - Won Anton Razov Trophy as Playoff MVP S56 - Won Ron Mexico Trophy as the SHL MVP S56 - Named an SHL 1st Team All-Star S56 - Won IIHF Gold Medal with Team Canada S57 - Won IIHF Gold Medal with Team Canada S58 - Won Challenge Cup with the Hamilton Steelhawks S58 - Named an SHL 3rd Team All-Star S58 - Won IIHF Gold Medal with Team Canada S58 - Named IIHF Top Forward of the Tournament S59 - First Player in SHL History to record 100+ points in a single season S59 - Broke FHM 66 Game Single Season Points Record (102 Points) S59 - Broke FHM 66 Game Single Season Goal Record (48 Goals) S59 - Won Sergei Karpotsov Trophy for most points (102) S59 - Won Jay McDonald Trophy for most goals (48) S59 - Named an SHL 1st Team All-Star S59 - Won Sarmad Khan Trophy for MVP as voted by the players S59 - Won Ron Mexico Trophy as the SHL MVP S61 - Won Challenge Cup with the Hamilton Steelhawks S63 - Won Challenge Cup with the Hamilton Steelhawks Transactions S46 - Signed a 1 Year/$3 Million contract with the Vancouver Whalers S46 - Named to Team Canada WJC Roster S47 - Drafted 15th overall by the Los Angeles Panthers S47 - Signed a 2 year/$4 Million contract with the Los Angeles Panthers S47 - Named to Team Canada WJC Roster S49 - Signed a 3 year/$10 Million contract with the Los Angeles Panthers S52 - Signed a 2 year/$8 Million contract with the Los Angeles Panthers S53 - Named to Team Canada IIHF Roster S54 - Signed a 2 year/$10 Million contract with the Los Angeles Panthers S55 - Traded from the Los Angeles Panthers to the Edmonton Blizzard S56 - Signed a 2 year/$12 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks S58 - Signed a 2 year/$12 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks S60 - Signed a 2 year/$12 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks S62 - Signed a 1 year/$6 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks S63 - Signed a 1 year/$5 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks S64 - Signed a 1 year/$4 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks S65 - Signed a 1 year/$4 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks Chuck Winnfield || D || 76 || Retired (S13 - S23) Name: Chuck Winnfield Age: 19 Height: 6'1" Weight: 206 lbs Number: 76 ------------------------------------------------------------ Regular Season Statistics S13: NWJHL PGF | GP: 40 | G: 8 | A: 20 | P: 28 | +/-: 17 | HIT: 69 | SB: 54 | PIM: 26 | S14: SHL NEW | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 17 | P: 22 | +/-: 16 | HIT: 72 | SB: 55 | PIM: 31 | S15: SHL NEW | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 15 | P: 15 | +/-: 17 | HIT: 107 | SB: 62 | PIM: 48 | S16: SHL NEW | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 30 | P: 34 | +/-: 34 | HIT: 109 | SB: 49 | PIM: 57 | S17: SHL NEW | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 25 | P: 27 | +/-: 7 | HIT: 102 | SB: 54 | PIM: 58 | S18: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 32 | P: 38 | +/-: 6 | HIT: 133 | SB: 47 | PIM: 69 | S19: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 20 | P: 23 | +/-: 3 | HIT: 101 | SB: 49 | PIM: 47 | S20: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 19 | P: 23 | +/-: 14 | HIT: 109 | SB: 54 | PIM: 71 | S21: SHL SEA | GP: 52 | G: 10 | A: 42 | P: 52 | +/-: 19 | HIT: 126 | SB: 54 | PIM: 69 | S22: SHL SEA | GP: 52 | G: 8 | A: 20 | P: 28 | +/-: -5 | HIT: 123 | SB: 71 | PIM: 86 | S23: SHL SEA | GP: 52 | G: 8 | A: 34 | P: 42 | +/-: 2 | HIT: 113 | SB: 63 | PIM: 81 | ------------------------------------------------------------ Playoff Statistics S13: NWJHL PGF | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | +/-: -1 | HIT: 9 | SB: 12 | PIM: 21 | S14: SHL NEW | GP: 19 | G: 0 | A: 6 | P: 6 | +/-: 4 | HIT: 30 | SB: 27 | PIM: 15 | S15: SHL NEW | GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: 2 | HIT: 15 | SB: 9 | PIM: 6 | S16: SHL NEW | GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: 3 | HIT: 10 | SB: 8 | PIM: 2 | S17: SHL NEW | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -3 | HIT: 8 | SB: 5 | PIM: 2 | S19: SHL LAP | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2| +/-: 3 | HIT: 15 | SB: 9 | PIM: 8 | S20: SHL LAP | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: 3 | HIT: 16 | SB: 2 | PIM: 23 | S21: SHL SEA | GP: 14 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: -4 | HIT: 42 | SB: 9 | PIM: 23 | S22: SHL SEA | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -5 | HIT: 13 | SB: 6 | PIM: 2 | ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards/Accomplishments S13 - Winner of the Quilha Agante Trophy as the best SMJHL defenseman S21 - Winner of the Scott Stevens Trophy as the best SHL defenseman ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions S13 NWJHL Draft - Drafted 3rd Overall by the Prince George Firebirds S14 SHL Draft - Selected 1st Overall by the New England Wolfpack S14 - Signed 3year/15Million contract with the New England Wolfpack S15 - Signed 2year/4Million contract with the New England Wolfpack S17 - Traded from the New England Wolfpack to the Los Angeles Panthers S20 - Traded from the Los Angeles Panthers to the Seattle Riot S20 - Signed 2year/6Million contract with the Seattle Riot Roberto Martucci || RW || 13 || Retired (S3 - S13) || Hall of Fame Name: Roberto Martucci Age: 18 Height: 6'0" Weight: 204 lbs Number: 13 ------------------------------------------------------------ Regular Season Statistics S3: NWJHL LET | GP: 87 | G: 31 | A: 30 | P: 61 | +/-: -27 | GWG: 6 | PIM: 65 | HIT: 170 | S4: SHL HAM | GP: 40 | G: 9 | A: 8 | P: 17 | +/-: 13 | GWG: 1 | PIM: 34 | HIT: 46 | S5: SHL HAM | GP: 44 | G: 8 | A: 14 | P: 22 | +/-: 7 | GWG: 2 | PIM: 59 | HIT: 55 | S6: SHL HAM | GP: 60 | G: 22 | A: 21 | P: 43 | +/-: -8 | GWG: 3 | PIM: 120 | HIT: 101 | S7: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 18 | A: 26 | P: 44 | +/-: 5 | GWG: 2 | PIM: 33 | HIT: 95 | S8: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 25 | A: 32 | P: 57 | +/-: 4 | GWG: 4 | PIM: 70 | HIT: 73 | S9: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 33 | A: 35 | P: 68 | +/-: 24 | GWG: 6 | PIM: 37 | HIT: 85 | S10: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 27 | A: 41 | P: 68 | +/-: 24 | GWG: 4 | PIM: 2 | HIT: 82 | S11: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 32 | A: 32 | P: 64 | +/-: 10 | GWG: 3 | PIM: 6 | HIT: 83 | S12: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 26 | P: 43 | +/-: 19 | GWG: 4 | PIM: 4 | HIT: 22 | S13: SHL HAM/TEX | GP: 50 | G: 18 | A: 23 | P: 41 | +/-: 24 | GWG: 3 | PIM: 2 | HIT: 19 | -----S13: SHL HAM | GP: 16 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | +/-: 1 | GWG: 1 | PIM: 0 | HIT: 10 | -----S13: SHL TEX | GP: 34 | G: 16 | A: 19 | P: 35 | +/-: 23 | GWG: 2 | PIM: 2 | HIT: 9 | Career Totals | GP: 494 | G: 209 | A: 258 | P: 467 | +/-: 122 | GWG: 32 | PIM: 367 | HIT: 661 | ------------------------------------------------------------ Playoff Statistics S3: NWJHL LET GP: 4 | G: 4 | A: 1 | P: 5 | +/-: 6 | GWG: 1 | PIM: 5 | HIT: 6 | S4: SHL HAM | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -1 | GWG: 0 | PIM: 7 | HIT: 5 | S5: SHL HAM | GP: 12 | G: 4 | A: 3 | P: 7 | +/-: 4 | GWG: 1 | PIM: 17 | HIT: 17 | S7: SHL HAM | GP: 14 | G: 4 | A: 4 | P: 8 | +/-: -4 | GWG: 2 | PIM: 7 | HIT: 29 | S9: SHL HAM | GP: 17 | G: 8 | A: 7 | P: 15 | +/-: 2 | GWG: 2 | PIM: 2 | HIT: 15 | S10: SHL HAM | GP: 13 | G: 5 | A: 6 | P: 11 | +/-: 0 | GWG: 1 | PIM: 0 | HIT: 13 | S11: SHL HAM | GP: 15 | G: 11 | A: 16 | P: 27 | +/-: 11 | GWG: 3 | PIM: 2 | HIT: 26 | S12: SHL HAM | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/-: -3 | GWG: 0 | PIM: 2 | HIT: 2 | S13: SHL TEX | GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: 0 | GWG: 0 | PIM: 0 | HIT: 1 | Career Totals | GP: 87 | G: 34 | A: 41 | P: 75 | +/-: 9 | GWG: 9 | PIM: 37 | HIT: 108 | ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions Jan 13, 2011 - Signed by the Lethbridge Lions Apr 4th, 2011 - Drafted 10th Overall in the S4 SHL Draft by the Hamilton Steelhawks Apr 4th, 2011 - Signed 3yr/7mil contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks Nov 1st, 2011 - Signed 4yr/8mil contract extension with Hamilton Steelhawks July 1st, 2012 - Signed 4yr/15mil contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks May 9th, 2013 - Traded from Hamilton to Texas ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards/Accomplishments S4 - Selected for Team World S4 SHL All Star S5 - Selected for Team World and Assigned Co-GM S5 - Won Bronze with Team World S5 - Jersey Number 13 Retired by Washington Patriots S5 - Patriots name Roberto Martucci Award for Most Dedicated Member S5 SHL All Star S5 All Star Game MVP S6 - Named Hamilton Steelhawks Captain S7 - IHF Team World Bronze Medalist S6 SHL All Star S7 - Nominated for Jeff Dar Trophy S7 - Nominated for JJ Krever Trophy S7 - Named to Team Canada S7 - IHF Team Canada Silver Medalist S7 SHL All Star S8 - Named Hamilton Steelhawks Captain S8 - Nominated for Ron Mexico Trophy S8 SHL All Star S8 - Named to Team Canada S9 - Named Vancouver Whalers GM S10 - Olympic Gold Medalist with Team Canada S11 - Challenge Cup Champion with the Hamilton Steelhawks S12 - Named to Team Canada S17 - Inducted into the SHL Hall of Fame
Zerg
Grzegorz would make a terrible mascot, and the coach ordering the starting goalie to put on a mascot suit instead of even being available as an injury backup is clearly insane, but when forced to do this, he would strike goalie poses and mime diving saves for the children's amusement. And then he'd go for snacks at the worst possible time just to piss off his coach for allowing this.
lore
02-06-2023, 02:42 PM
(This post was last modified: 02-06-2023, 02:42 PM by CrazyMojito . Edited 1 time in total.)
If Jack St. Clair is putting on an owl costume than he is taking the opportunity to fast rope down from the rafters with a mock of the other teams mascot in his "talons" to feast on just like the Citadelles will be doing to the other team on the scoreboard.
As the youngest member of the team, I would do anything I could to help this team, mascot work included. And like any good mascot, I would head into the parking lot and slash tires on the visiting team's bus, put laxatives in their food, take a big dump on the floor of their locker room, anything and everything to help my team win.
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