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CementHands · 02-09-2023, 04:00 PM

I pull out my trusty Nine Tail whip and stand behind the bench staring menacingly. Occasionally I will whip the glass and flip off the other team if they turn around.

Fitted2106 · 02-09-2023, 05:19 PM

I'm always cutting up in different costumes but usually a Kitty cat cost him because I love Kitty cats and Kitty cats like to be petted and I need more pets so everyone come over and pet me if not pet yeah just pet me screw it

AW13 · 02-09-2023, 05:57 PM

Mascots are known for doing some wild things and with Enes Gundogan being a very chill person it would be very weird. I guess the best flair that would be given is the lack of flair which would be weird in it's own right. Or maybe being able to get hit by 600 pucks in ten minutes since he is used to it! Tongue

spooked · 02-09-2023, 06:56 PM

What is there not to love about a mascot slinging burger king burgs out of a t-shirt gun all they way up into the nosebleeds? Cause that is what I would do.

Hoovuh · 02-09-2023, 07:51 PM

George Walsh decided to go about bringing out the ole "Billy Battleship" mascot uniform. There is not much mobility that comes with that uniform (as it is a mock battleship), but between the 2nd and 3rd period, he managed to find himself out on the ice and did a little moving around out there. The crowd went mild with the display.

Operation Ivy · 02-09-2023, 09:13 PM

If I was mascot for the night, I would most likely wipe out on the ice and crash into the other team's top player. Of course, it would be an "accident" and I would feel "terrible", but I can't control everything that happens while I am on the ice wearing that suit!

***HoltzFan10*** · 02-09-2023, 09:15 PM

as a furry ze'ev would bring the wolf out of him (his last name means wolf) and would energize the whole stadium with his great moves and energie

Omniscius · 02-09-2023, 09:40 PM

What the fuck is this shit? Just because I'm a goalie I have to be the moscot now. Now I'm being reduced to a stereotypical goofy backup who's not talented enough to play but the guys like having them around. To get back I purposely do a shitty job, even making a couple of kids cry. That'll be the last time they make me the mascot.

Jumbobone19 · 02-09-2023, 11:15 PM

My night as the mascot would first definitely include the t-shirt cannon. Got to shoot the free t-shirts into the crowd for the fans. Also I would distract the other team by spraying them with water. The simplicity of it is what makes it great.
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***micool132*** · 02-09-2023, 11:27 PM

I distract the other team by doing a grill cheese eating contest where I stuff myself (in the mascot suit) with a 35 slice of cheese grilled cheese sandwich. It makes a huge mess, everyone feels sick seeing it and the other team loses their focus trying to understand whats happening.

jlutz14 · 02-10-2023, 12:58 AM

As the mascot, I would distract the other team by doing cartwheels on the ice. I would also make my way over to the opposing team's bench and loosen the caps on the water bottles.

5ympathies · 02-10-2023, 01:53 AM

I don't even know what our mascot is. Is it a maple leaf? If so, I would let people tap me and sap would come out? I guess a leaf isn't the same as a tree. This has me really STUMPed

Thanks to JSS for the signature

**Lime** · 02-10-2023, 03:45 AM

steve harrington would do all of the fortnite dances to get all of the 12 year olds in the groove and then burn the entire arena down

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