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Thunfish · 02-12-2023, 07:48 AM

Obviously, launch a skate promo. Pull all stops, land multiple spinning tricks, throw some grinds, all the works. I think it'd be a definitive show for everyone involved.

***SchwarzNarr*** · 02-12-2023, 10:21 AM

While in the Syndicate costume, Melvin would find himself really leaning into his past as the Murder-Moose. It would be most apt for him to think about his past life and how it would factor into the Chicago Mafia now.

minaj27 · 02-12-2023, 12:04 PM

I am taking my horrible dancing abilities to post up behind the other teams bench and hip thrust their head coach. I will switch it up by heading to the penalty box when needed as well.

Muerto · 02-12-2023, 12:06 PM

Grogu uses the Force to mess with the other team, taking the caps off their water bottles, tying their skate laces together, and mind-wiping them so they forget where they are. He also has fun with the fans, eating their popcorn when they aren't looking.

blix900 · 02-12-2023, 12:09 PM

A hidden unknown talent of Luke's is surprisingly twerking. Luke would attempt to distract the other team with the flawless twerking. His go to dance move is also the lawnmower, he's never been the best dancer.

Bonk · 02-12-2023, 12:39 PM

Being with the Specters the only thing Hugh could bring to the table would be a poor ghost costume of a sheet with a couple of holes cut into it.

Wearingabear · 02-12-2023, 01:06 PM

Igor Victory only has one dance move in his repertoire, and that's the worm. No matter where he's at, that's the only dance move he can actually do. So, on the ice? Worm. In the stands? Worm. In the rafters? Worm. He can even shoot a t-shirt out of a gun whilst doing the worm.

***sve7en*** · 02-12-2023, 02:08 PM

Old man Wagner is much more valuable off the ice as it turns out. After engaging with the fans during warmups he heckles the opposing bench and penalty box for the next 2 hours.

TonyW19 · 02-12-2023, 02:08 PM

Yeah, im stirring the pot and starting shit with the other team. Im chirping in their end for every faceoff or every scoring chance. Maybe fling some beer cans in the goalies direction.

Memento Mori · 02-12-2023, 02:37 PM

As Buffalo's best player, with an astonishing five goals, Jay Sink would never be asked to perform as the Stampede's mascot. However, in this entirely hypothetical and unrealistic scenario, Jay Sink would Anglicise the Buffalo mascot by repeatedly drinking from a prop cup of tea throughout the game, especially for dramatic effect when the other team made a mistake.

*Punk42AE* · 02-12-2023, 02:57 PM

The special flare being the mascot is the smoke machine, again when you're the Specters just having that extra smoke trailing around the mascot is by far the way to go. The purple strobe also adds to the affect, but again that's because of the smoke machine giving those purple pulses to bounce off.

Toast · 02-12-2023, 03:18 PM

As the mascot the priority is to get the crowd going crazy and to do that I think a stunt through flaming hoops would get the people going wild!

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Bruins10 · 02-12-2023, 03:23 PM

I would spend most of the game near the opposing teams bench. Or even like those 2 guys in the green suit would do in Vancouver, near the penalty box just doing stupidities and making people laugh. Would also be fun for the fans

***Ohtaay*** · 02-12-2023, 03:28 PM

Chicken tenders for all! As part of the syndicate it would be designed to be the fried chicken syndicate, bringing different kinds of fried chicken, and dipping sauces for all to enjoy.

Ronniewalker · 02-12-2023, 03:33 PM

Lemo doesn’t consider himself much of a dancer, but having dabbled somewhat in the oriental martial arts, he could probably bring some of those moves into his mascot performance.

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