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Brock Samson
CREATIVE PROMPT / STORY MODE - Alien Space Bats
Written Task: The night before opening day, your player is contacted by extraterrestrials. They have seen broadcasts of this hu-mon sport of "Ho'Kii" and want you to teach their crew the rules. How does your player teach the game? Are the aliens any good at it? (150+ words)
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Alright, time for coach Samson comma Brock to teach you aliens how to play hockey. Lucky for you, playing exemplary hockey has very little to do with playing hockey and everything to do with understanding, internalizing and living the lessons and philosophical teachings of Jean Claude Van Damme's masterpiece Bloodsport. You might have questions like "is bloodsport a movie about hockey?" or "is watching a movie the best way to learn the rules of a game?" or even "why are Jean Claude's pants so tight?"... these questions are wrong. The answer is simple: we keep watching bloodsport until you understand. And once you understand, we'll watch it a few more times because it rules. Then, once you've stopped watching the Kumite and it has become part of your very being, you'll be ready to play some hockey. Skating is easier than defeating Chong Li, Shooting the puck is too. All of hockey is easier than winning the Kumite, therefore once you've come to understand the Kumite so too have you come to understand hockey.
aleks SHL GM
chigan worl manager
Aleksandr Iskandrov || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || Vancouver Whalers || 806 TPE
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SMJHL Career Stats
S64: GP: 66 G: 6 A: 17 P: 23
S65: GP: 66 G: 11 A: 35 P: 46
S66: GP: 66 G: 37 A: 51 P: 88
S67: GP: 66 G: 35 A: 52 P: 87
TOTAL: GP: 264 G: 89 A: 155 P: 244
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SMJHL Playoff Stats
S64: GP: 12 G: 2 A: 4 P: 6
S65: GP: 4 G: 0 A: 2 P: 2
S66: GP: 11 G: 3 A: 8 P: 11
S67: GP: 5 G: 3 A: 2 P: 5
TOTAL: GP: 32 G: 8 A: 16 P: 24
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SMJHL Achievements
S67 Wollker Division Champion
S66 Jared Hanson Trophy (Regular Season Points Leader)
S66 Raymond Lindsay Trophy - Award Given to the Most Outstanding Player as Voted by the Players
S66 Ideen Fallah Trophy - Award Given to the Most Outstanding Player as Voted by the Awards Committee
S66 All Star Team
S67 All Star Team
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WJC stats
S64 ICE: GP: 12 G: 3 A: 4 P: 7
S65 RCL: GP: 12 G: 1 A: 3 P: 4
S66 RCL: GP: 12 G: 6 A: 3 P: 9
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IIHF stats
S67 RUS: GP: 12 G: 1 A: 0 P: 1
S68 JPN: GP: 12 G: 2 A: 1 P: 3
S69 JPN: GP: 12 G: 2 A: 3 P: 5
S70 JPN: GP: 12 G: 4 A: 1 P: 5
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IIHF Playoff stats
S67 RUS: GP: 3 G: 0 A: 0 P: 0
S69 JPN: GP: 1 G: 0 A: 1 P: 5
S70 JPN: GP: 3 G: 4 A: 1 P: 5
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IIHF Achievements
S70 JPN: Bronze Medal (General Manager and Player)
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SHL Statistics
S68 HAM: GP: 66 G: 23 A: 30 P: 53
S69 HAM: GP: 66 G: 20 A: 30 P: 50
S70 HAM: GP: 66 G: 35 A: 46 P: 81
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SHL Achievements
Enlightened Centrist || C || Colorado Raptors
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SMJHL Career Stats
S79: GP: 0 G: 0 A: 0 P: 0
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So I have been abducted by aliens who want to know more about hockey, I guess this was bound to happen when I spend so much time around a Sith lord.
So lets start with the basics of the game, wait no Blizznar! That's not food! That is what is called the puck it is made from vulcanised rubber (heh vulcan) this is what we use to play the game, you want to get the puck into the oppositions goal. The team that does this the most within 3 separate 20 minute periods is the winner. You get to have 6 players from your team on the ice at a time normally a goalie, two defenceman and 3 forwards.
The goalie is the last line of defence and will try and stop this puck from going into the goal. Defencemen's jobs are keeping the opposing team's forwards away from their net and keeping the puck away from them as well. Forwards are the offensive players who will most often try and score goals or create opportunities to score them.
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Creative prompt
It really depends on what the aliens look like. If we are to assume they are humanoid and have similar anatomy to us, we can teach them the way we play it. It might be difficult due to a language barrier, unless they are super advanced and have universal translators or something. We would have to teach them through action. If they take a non-humanoid form, it is very difficult to teach them hockey. We have to engineer new equipment for them, and for that we need a larger understanding of their anatomy and what areas need most protection. We need to determine where to put the skates, and how they can hold a stick. Then, after figuring all of that out, we have to find out how to most efficiently play hockey for them, and teach it. Which is especially difficult because we do not have the same bodies as them, so we can't exactly use our bodies to show them how to play. In summary, it would be extremely hard to teach aliens hockey
sigs from @
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enigmatic
[S68] Erik Bergmark || RW || Colorado Raptors || Baltimore Platoon || 1205 TPE
Height: 6'1 || Weight: 175 lbs || #73
----------------------SMJHL Regular Season Stats----------------------
S67 - COL || 66 GP || 22 G || 15 A || 37 P || -13 || 18:11 ATOI
S68 - COL || 66 GP || 34 G || 26 A || 60 P || -16 || 19:57 ATOI
S69 - COL || 66 GP || 24 G || 44 A || 68 P || +3 || 20:07 ATOI
S70 - COL || 66 GP || 40 G || 53 A || 93 P || +26 || 20:11 ATOI
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CAREER || 264 GP || 120 G || 138 A || 258 P || +0 || 19:37 ATOI
----------------------SMJHL Playoff Stats----------------------
S67 - COL || 7 GP || 2 G || 6 A || 8 P || +0 || 17:32 ATOI
S68 - COL || 6 GP || 0 G || 2 A || 2 P || -2 || 20:00 ATOI
----------------------WJC Round Robin Stats----------------------
S67 - FIN || 12 GP || 0 G || 2 A || 2 P || -4 || 15:31 ATOI
S68 - BI || 12 GP || 4 G || 0 A || 4 P || -7 || 15:04 ATOI
S69 - BI || 12 GP || 1 G || 11 A || 12 P || +3 || 15:18 ATOI
----------------------WJC Playoff Stats----------------------
S68 - BI || 3 GP || 0 G || 0 A || 0 P || -2 || 16:46 ATOI
S69 - BI || 2 GP || 2 G || 1 A || 3 P || -1 || 14 :51 A TOI
----------------------IIHF Round Robin Stats----------------------
S68 - IRL || 12 GP || 4 G || 3 A || 7 P || -5 || 15:55 ATOI
S68 - IRL || 12 GP || 4 G || 5 A || 9 P || -5 || 14:17 ATOI
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S67 - Drafted 12OA by Colorado Raptors
S67 - Signed 1 x 5,000,000 contract with Colorado Raptors
S68 - Drafted 2OA by Baltimore Platoon
S68 - Signed 1 x 3,000,000 contract with Baltimore Platoon
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S67 - SMJHL - Nominated for Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy for Most Underrated Player
S67 - COL - Won Troy McClure III Trophy for leadership
S67 - COL - Won Alexander Zajac Award for dedication
S68 - Named Alternate Captain for Colorado Raptors
S68 - SMJHL All-Star
S68 - SMJHL - Nominated for Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy for Most Underrated Player
S68 - COL - Won Troy McClure III Trophy for leadership
S68 - COL - Won Alexander Zajac Award for dedication
S68 - COL - Won Bo Kane Trophy for top offensive forward
S68 - COL - Won Zinaida Titova Trophy for regular season MVP
S68 - IRL - Won Collin Farrell Award for most improved player
S69 - Named Captain for Colorado Raptors
S69 - COL - Won Troy McClure III Trophy for leadership
S69 - COL - Won Alexander Zajac Award for dedication
S69 - COL - Won Nick Brain Trophy for top two-way forward
S69 - BI - Won WJC Bronze Medal
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PLAYER PROMPT - Preseason Prep
During the offseason, Sean Davies prefers to focus more on strength and conditioning. Much like a runner building up base mileage, Davies likes to get in the best shape he can and only focus on some basic puck skills. As the preseason draws closer, he'll slowly start replacing some of his conditioning work with more on ice drills and work on getting busting some of the rust his puck skills picked up. Once preseason games start, Davies is giving 100%. He hasn't earned the right to coast, and as his father told him, "Every day is an audition." Davies stands by these works and works to play at his very best at all times, even if the games mean nothing. He also stands by playing at 100% in the preseason helps him feel better for the regular season. Sure he's a little bit more fatigued and beat up, but it's better than playing at 80% and trying to flip the switch when the games begin to matter.
Sean Davies || LD
Name: Sean Davies
Birthplace: Liverpool, England
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 22
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S66 SMJHL Draft: Drafted 16th Overall by Anchorage
S67 SHL Draft : Drafted 16th Overall by New England
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season
S66 ANC:| 66 GP | 5 G | 21 A | 26 P | -6 | 106 SB | 100 H | 49 TA
S67 ANC: | 66 GP | 4 G | 14 A | 18 P | +1 | 92 SB | 156 H | 68 TA
SMJHL Postseason
S66 ANC: | 6 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | +1 | 17 SB | 8 H | 6 TA
To ensure he is able to compete at an elite level when the regular season starts, Hoang's usually die-hard borderline-suicidal pursuit of the puck in the corners tends to take a backseat to a safer, playmaker-central role. For Hoang, it's not his game to go out hard every night if the focus isn't on someone like him, who knows he's going to have a spot on a roster. It's about the kids who need a spot to eat, where their careers are going. Their place is in the corners, fighting and checking and hitting and beating and banging to every puck they can. Let them earn their spot and keep it. Hoang will be sure to help them score some goals and look good in the offensive zone, it's the least he can do. It helps the team to preserve himself.
-----------------★ #23 Hải Nam Hoàng ★-----------------
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★ Milestones Reached ★
9/5/22 (S67): 200 TPE reached
9/9/22 (S67): Drafted 33rd Overall to SMJHL, Great Falls (Round 3, Pick 5)
9/12/22 (S67): Signs 4-year contract with GFG, $5 million per ($3M + $2M bonus)
9/19/22 (S67): First SMJHL Point/Goal, 3:07, 3rd Period, for a 3-1 Score (5-1 Final)
10/2/22 (S67): 250 TPE reached
10/17/22 (S67): First SMJHL Playoff Goal, 6:39, 4OT, For a 3-2 Win (Series Tied 1-1)
11/5/22 (S68): Drafted 21st Overall to SHL, Minnesota (Round 2, Pick 1)
11/9/22 (S67): Signs 3-year contract with MIN, $3 million per (ELC)
11/15/22 (S67): 300 and 350 TPE reached
11/27/22 (S68): 50th SMJHL Point
11/29/22 (S68): 1st SMJHL Hat Trick
11/31/22 (S68): 400 TPE reached
12/5/22 (S68): New SMJHL Career High in Points and Goals (40P, 21G, 19A)
1/5/23 (S68): Named S68 GFG Team MVP
1/5/23 (S68): Named to S68 All-Star Team
1/16/23 (S69): 500 TPE Reached
1/16/23 (S69): 100 SMJHL Points Reached
1/24/23 (S69): 550 TPE Reached
2/20/23 (S69): 600 TPE Reached
3/5/23 (S69): Named to S69 All-Star Team
3/7/23 (S69): Named to S69 WJC Team World Roster
3/20/23 (S70): 700 TPE Reached
4/22/23 (S70): 750 TPE Reached
5/22/23 (S70): 800 and 850 TPE Reached
6/3/23 (S70): 900 TPE Reached
7/7/23 (S71): Signs 3-year contract worth $13 million
7/30/23 (S71): 950, 1000, and 1050 TPE Reached
8/10/23 (S72): 100th SHL Point, 12:06, 1st Period, for a 1-3 Score (6-4 Final)
8/10/23 (S72): First 4-Point SHL Game
9/21/23 (S73): 1200 TPE Reached
11/12/23 (S73): 1250, 1300, and 1350 TPE Reached
12/2/23 (S74): 1400 TPE Reached
12/25/23 (S74): 1450 TPE Reached
1/15/24 (S74): 1500 TPE Reached
1/24/24 (S74): 1550 TPE Reached
2/10/24 (S75): 1600 TPE Reached
3/2/24 (S75): 1650 TPE Reached
3/20/24 (S75): 1700 TPE Reached
3/29/24 (S76): 1750 TPE Reached
4/2/24 (S76): 1800 TPE Reached
4/2/24 (S76): Career Best in Assists, Points (52 A, 87 P)
4/2/24 (S76): League Leader in Faceoff % 3 Years in a Row
6/19/24 (S77): 5-Point Game vs. Calgary (Personal Best)
7/5/24 (S77): Career Best in Assists, Points (66 A, 103 P)
7/13/24 (S77): Career Best Playoff Performance (7G, 8A in 12 GP)
7/20/24 (S77): Nominated for Jeff Dar Award (Two Way Forward)
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Draft Year: S68
Position: Left Wing/Center
Handedness: Right
Jersey Number: 23
Height: 5ft 9in
Weight: 151 lbs
Birthplace: Buôn Đôn District, Viet Nam
Salary: $6,000,000 to MIN (2 years remain)
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★ TPE Tracker ★
1715
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★ Career Stats - Regular Season ★
(S67) [SMJHL, Great Falls | 66 GP | 22 G | 15 A | 37 PTS | -22 +/- | 71 GR] [TPE High: 269]
(S68) [SMJHL, Great Falls | 66 GP | 31 G | 28 A | 59 PTS | -14 +/- | 76 GR] [TPE High: 350]
(S69) [SMJHL, Great Falls | 66 GP | 29 G | 55 A | 87 PTS | 24 +/- | 74 GR] [TPE High: 425]
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(S70) [SHL, Minnesota | 66 GP | 21 G | 25 A | 46 PTS | -28 +/- | 69 GR] [TPE High: 734]
(S71) [SHL, Minnesota | 66 GP | 19 G | 19 A | 38 PTS | -33 +/- | 69 GR] [TPE High: 946]
(S72) [SHL, Minnesota | 66 GP | 20 G | 29 A | 49 PTS | -27 +/- | 72 GR] [TPE High: 1103]
(S73) [SHL, Minnesota | 66 GP | 38 G | 37 A | 73 PTS | 7 +/- | 73 GR] [TPE High: 1251]
(S74) [SHL, Minnesota | 66 GP | 47 G | 34 A | 81 PTS | 12 +/- | 73 GR] [TPE High: 1458]
(S75) [SHL, Minnesota | 66 GP | 34 G | 32 A | 66 PTS | -8 +/- | 73 GR] [TPE High: 1615]
(S76) [SHL, Minnesota | 66 GP | 35 G | 52 A | 87 PTS | -10 +/- | 76 GR] [TPE High: 1790]
(S77) [SHL, Minnesota | 66 GP | 37 G | 66 A | 103 PTS | 13 +/- | 75 GR] [TPE High: 1772]
(S78) [SHL, Minnesota | 66 GP | 22 G | 47 A | 66 PTS | -30 +/- | 71 GR] [TPE High: 1710]
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★ Career Stats - Playoffs ★
(S67) [SMJHL, Great Falls | 6 GP | 3 G | 1 A | 4 PTS | -6 +/- | 72 GR] [TPE High: 279]
(S69) [SMJHL, Great Falls | 7 GP | 3 G | 7 A | 10 PTS | -2 +/- | 76 GR] [TPE High: 450]
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(S70) [SHL, Minnesota | 4 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 PTS | -3 +/- | 63 GR] [TPE High: 773]
(S73) [SHL, Minnesota | 5 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 PTS | 0 +/- | 70 GR] [TPE High: 1251]
(S74) [SHL, Minnesota | 4 GP | 2 G | 2 A | 4 PTS | -4 +/- | 67 GR] [TPE High: 1458]
(S75) [SHL, Minnesota | 6 GP | 2 G | 4 A | 6 PTS | -3 +/- | 74 GR] [TPE High: 1615]
(S76) [SHL, Minnesota | 7 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 PTS | -4 +/- | 72 GR] [TPE High: 1790]
(S77) [SHL, Minnesota | 12 GP | 7 G | 8 A | 15 PTS | -4 +/- | 73 GR] [TPE High: 1790]
(S78) [SHL, Minnesota | 5 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 PTS | -2 +/- | 60 GR] [TPE High: 1710]
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★ Career Stats - International ★
(S67) [WJC, ICE | 12 GP | 5 G | 8 A | 13 PTS | -2 +/- | 67 GR] [TPE High: 279]
(S68) [WJC, ICE | 12 GP | 5 G | 8 A | 13 PTS | -1 +/- | 76 GR] [TPE High: 350]
(S69) [WJC, World | 12 GP | 3 G | 5 A | 8 PTS | -5 +/- | 68 GR] [TPE High: 425]
(S70) [IIHF, Japan | 12 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 PTS | 2 +/- | 62 GR] [TPE High: 774]
(S71) [IIHF, Japan | 12 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 PTS | 4 +/- | 61 GR] [TPE High: 938]
(S72) [IIHF, Japan | 12 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 PTS | 3 +/- | 60 GR] [TPE High: 1103]
(S73) [IIHF, Japan | 12 GP | 3 G | 3 A | 6 PTS | -1 +/- | 64 GR] [TPE High: 1251]
(S74) [IIHF, Japan | 12 GP | 3 G | 6 A | 9 PTS | -1 +/- | 76 GR] [TPE High: 1540]
(S75) [IIHF, Japan | 12 GP | 5 G | 9 A | 14 PTS | 3 +/- | 79 GR] [TPE High: 1615]
(S76) [IIHF, Japan | 12 GP | 6 G | 11 A | 17 PTS | 4 +/- | 77 GR] [TPE High: 1790]
(S77) [IIHF, Japan | 12 GP | 5 G | 5 A | 10 PTS | 6 +/- | 75 GR] [TPE High: 1772]
(S78) [IIHF, Japan | 12 GP | 6 G | 5 A | 11 PTS | 8 +/- | 80 GR] [TPE High: 1710]
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★ Career Stats - Totals ★
[SMJHL, Great Falls (Regular Season)| 198 GP | 83 G | 100 A | 183 PTS | -12 +/- | 74 GR]
[SMJHL, Great Falls (Playoffs) | 13 GP | 6 G | 8 A | 14 PTS | -8 +/- | 74 GR]
[WJC, ICE, World (Round Robin) | 36 GP | 13 G | 21 A | 34 PTS | -8 +/- | 71 GR]
[WJC, ICE, World (Tournament) | 5 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 PTS | 1 +/- | 70 GR]
[SHL, Minnesota (Regular Season) | 594 GP | 273 G | 339 A | 612 PTS |-104 +/- | 72 GR]
[SHL, Minnesota (Playoffs) | 43 GP | 17 G | 22 A | 39 PTS | -16 +/- | 68 GR]
[IIHF, Japan (Round Robin) | 108 GP | 30 G | 44 A | 74 PTS | 28 +/- | 70 GR]
[IIHF, Japan (Tournament) | 15 GP | 3 G | 9 A | 12 PTS | -5 +/- | 69 GR]
-------------★ Eddie - Management Career ★------------
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★ Milestones Reached ★
12/20/22 (S68): Hired To WJC, GM of Team ICE
1/10/23 (S68): First WJC Win (8-4 Win over DACH)
1/14/23 (S68): Finished 5th in the Tournament Stage
5/16/23 (S70): Longest Tenure as ICE GM Reached (3 Seasons)
5/16/23 (S70): Nominated for S70 Elias Armia Award
5/16/23 (S70): Franchise Record for Wins in Round Robin Play Broken (WJC, ICE, 6)
5/24/23 (S70): Win Bronze Medal in 2-1 OT Game vs. Finland (First in ICE History)
7/7/23 (S71): Hired To WJC, GM of Team United States
8/22/23 (S71): Win Gold Medal in 5-2 Game vs. British Isles
10/29/23 (S73): Rehired To WJC, Co-GM of Team United States
12/2/23 (S73): Win Gold Medal in 3-2 Game vs. Rhine
12/2/23 (S73): Won S73 Gunnar Söderberg Award (shared with Cloud_Robot)
12/18/23 (S74): Hired as Minnesota Monarchs Co-GM
2/5/24 (S75): First SHL Win (8-4 Win over EDM)
2/17/24 (S75): Hired as Minnesota Monarchs Interim GM
3/1/24 (S75): Hired as Minnesota Monarchs Head GM
3/1/24 (S75): First Playoff Appearence Clinched
4/2/24 (S76): Second Playoff Appearence Clinched
6/27/24 (S77): Third Playoff Appearence Clinched
7/4/24 (S77): Second Playoff Appearence Clinched
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★ Career Record ★
(S68) [WJC, ICE | 4 W | 7 L | 1 OTL | 13 PTS | 8th in Round Robin | 5th in Tournament Play]
(S69) [WJC, ICE | 0 W | 11 L | 1 OTL | 1 PT |10th in Round Robin | Did Not Participate]
(S70) [WJC, ICE | 7 W | 5 L | 0 OTL | 20 PTS | 4th in Round Robin | 3rd in Tournament Play]
(S71) [WJC, United States| 10 W | 1 L | 1 OTL | 29 PTS | 1st in Round Robin | 1st in Tournament Play]
(S72) [WJC, United States| 7 W | 5 L | 0 OTL | 20 PTS | 5th in Round Robin | 1st in Tournament Play]
(S75) [SHL, Minnesota | 26 W | 36 L | 4 OTL | 56 PTS | 15th in Reg. Season| Out in Conf. Quarter.]
(S76) [SHL, Minnesota | 31 W | 32 L | 3 OTL | 65 PTS | 13th in Reg. Season| Out in Conf. Quarter.]
(S77) [SHL, Minnesota | 40 W | 21 L | 5 OTL | 85 PTS | 6th in Reg. Season | Out in Conf. Semis.]
(S78) [SHL, Minnesota | 27 W | 32 L | 4 OTL | 61 PTS | 13th in Reg. Season| Out in Conf. Quarter.]
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★ Career Stats - Totals ★
[WJC, ICE, United States | 28 W | 28 L | 3 OTL | 2 Gold | 0 Silver | 1 Bronze]
[SHL, Minnesota | 97 W | 89 L | 12 OTL | 0 GM Awards | 0 President's Trophies | 0 Challenge Cups ]
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★ Scouted & Drafted Players ★
(S75) Mia Lavoie [SMJHL, Maine | Traded ]
(S75) Muon Collider [SMJHL, Anchorage | 0 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 PTS | 0 +/- | 0 GR] [TPE High: 633]
(S75) Masked Stranger [SMJHL, Vancouver | 0 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 PTS | 0 +/- | 0 GR] [TPE High: 559]
(S75) Wyatt King [SMJHL, St. Louis | Released ] [TPE High: 429]
(S76) Jason Warwaha [SMJHL, Newfoundland | 0 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 PTS | 0 +/- | 0 GR] [TPE High: 391]
(S76) Lee Harrison [SMJHL, Great Falls | Released ] [TPE High: 269]
(S77) Crazy Tomato II [SMJHL, Regina | 0 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 PTS | 0 +/- | 0 GR] [TPE High: 330]
(S77) Adam Joy [SMJHL, Anchorage | 0 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 PTS | 0 +/- | 0 GR] [TPE High: 284]
(S77) Marian Hanak [SMJHL, Great Falls | 0 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 PTS | 0 +/- | 0 GR] [TPE High: 313]
Creative prompt
The upcoming season is a very important one for the Panthers, as they attempt to keep their rebuild moving forward. Svoboda has been here a while now and is ready to do whatever he can to bring the Panthers back to where they need to be.
When Svoboda was contacted by aliens asking about the rules of this mysterious sport he played, he was more than happy to oblige. On the one hand, he was happy to spread the sport and have this new race of aliens learn it. On the other hand, he could not shake the thought of bringing some of these aliens onto the team. They would present a new element for opposing teams to have to deal with.
Svoboda decided to bring the aliens along with him to training camp so they could partake in all the same drills that he did. His coach was so supportive of the idea that he immediately penciled in a 5 of the aliens to make a new line for the Panthers on opening night tomorrow.
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Yannick Svoboda|RW|S62|Retired
Los Angeles Panthers Co-GM
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Transactions
23rd Overall - S61 SMJHL Draft - Regina Elk
17th Overall - S62 SHL Draft - Los Angeles Panthers
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Career Statistics: SMJHL
S61: GP: 66 | G: 7 | A: 12 | P: 19 | +/-: -11 | PIMS: 22 | Hits: 45 | Blocked Shots: 105
S62: GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 24 | P: 32 | +/-: -35 | PIMS: 32 | Hits: 98 | Blocked Shots: 75
S63: GP: 66 | G: 21 | A: 39 | P: 60 | +/-: 1 | PIMS: 16 | Hits: 100 | Blocked Shots: 96
S64: GP: 66 | G: 22 | A: 37 | P: 59 | +/-: 18 | PIMS: 34 | Hits: 91 | Blocked Shots: 73
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Career Statistics: SHL
S65: GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 30 | P: 42 | +/-: 20 | PIMS: 6 | Hits: 66 | Blocked Shots: 39
S66: GP: 66 | G: 18 | A: 40 | P: 58 | +/-: 15 | PIMS: 27 | Hits: 134 | Blocked Shots: 38
S67: GP: 66 | G: 29 | A: 42 | P: 71 | +/-: -3 | PIMS: 22 | Hits: 138 | Blocked Shots: 31
S68: GP: 66 | G: 36 | A: 36 | P: 72 | +/-: -17 | PIMS: 28 | Hits: 159 | Blocked Shots: 40
S69: GP: 66 | G: 25 | A: 40 | P: 65 | +/-: -18 | PIMS: 30| Hits: 157 | Blocked Shots: 29
S70: GP: 66 | G: 35 | A: 29 | P: 64 | +/-: -53 | PIMS: 44| Hits: 182 | Blocked Shots: 47
S71: GP: 66 | G: 36 | A: 43 | P: 79 | +/-: -14 | PIMS: 44| Hits: 197 | Blocked Shots: 34
S72: GP: 66 | G: 30 | A: 46 | P: 76 | +/-: 19 | PIMS: 54| Hits: 156 | Blocked Shots: 45
S73: GP: 66 | G: 34 | A: 46 | P: 80 | +/-: 0 | PIMS: 40| Hits: 126 | Blocked Shots: 32
S74: GP: 66 | G: 35 | A: 36 | P: 71 | +/-: 39 | PIMS: 40| Hits: 147 | Blocked Shots: 30
S75: GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 31 | P: 39 | +/-: 37 | PIMS: 31| Hits: 59 | Blocked Shots: 79
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Total: GP: 726 | G: 298 | A: 419 | P: 717 | +/-: 25 | PIMS: 354| Hits: 1521 | Blocked Shots: 444
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Awards
S61: WJC Bronze medal
S63: SMJHL All-star Game
S64: SMJHL All-star Game
S64: WJC silver medal
S64: Zach Miller Trophy
S65: Challenge Cup
S66: IIHF gold medal
S68: IIHF silver medal
S72: SHL All-star Game
S73: IIHF bronze medal
S75: Challenge Cup
Emeric Gagner|RW|S77
Transactions
S76: Drafted 10th overall to Kelowna
Los Angeles Panthers Co-GM
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S65: W: 50 L: 14 OTL: 2 P: 102 | Challenge Cup
S66: W: 45 L: 17 OTL: 4 P: 94
S67: W: 38 L: 26 OTL: 2 P: 78
S68: W: 16 L: 44 OTL: 6 P: 38
S69: W: 17 L: 48 OTL: 1 P: 35
S70: W: 17 L: 41 OTL: 8 P: 42
S71: W: 30 L: 33 OTL: 3 P: 63
S72: W: 35 L: 29 OTL: 2 P: 72
S73: W: 36 L: 28 OTL: 2 P: 74
S74: W: 40 L: 22 OTL: 4 P: 84
S75: W: 46 L: 18 OTL: 2 P: 94 | Challenge Cup
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Awards
S65: Lance Uppercut Award (co-GM)
S65: Challenge Cup
S75: Challenge Cup
In past seasons, Brick Wall would spend his off-season working out with his PBE cousin Green Wall, pushing each other to get stronger and faster. But this past off-season, Green decided to focus on working with his own team, and a more baseball-focused routine. So that left Wall to come up a new routine. While Wall is still at the top of his game, age has definitely started to set in. Working out is no longer just to get into game-ready shape; it's to fight off aging and keep the body limber and to avoid injuries later on. Wall looked into a lot of the training that guys like Chara and Tom Brady did, in order to make sure he's got as much longevity as possible. But he also began seeing a sports therapist as well, as he wants to make sure he's mentally ready for another season, and hopefully prepare his mind to be better ready for another grueling playoff run.
G | S62 | Brick Wall | Great Falls Grizzlies | Montreal Patriotes | Team Czechia
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Height: 5'8"
Weight: 175 lbs
Number: 35
Birthplace: Galway, Ireland
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Career Statistics
SMJHL Regular Season
S61 | 58 GP | 28 W | 1667 S | 3.28 GAA | 4 SO | 0.900 SV%
S62 | 51 GP | 27 W | 1428 S | 2.78 GAA | 5 SO | 0.910 SV%
S63 | 49 GP | 31 W | 1147 S | 2.56 GAA | 2 SO | 0.900 SV%
S64 | 37 GP | 15 W | 1223 S | 3.07 GAA | 2 SO | 0.915 SV%
Totals | 195 GP | 101 W | 2.93 GAA | 13 SO | .906 SV%
SMJHL Playoffs
S61 | 12 GP | 5 W | 357 S | 3.50 GAA | 1 SO | 0.895 SV%
S62 | 4 GP | 0 W | 138 S | 3.52 GAA | 0 SO | 0.908 SV%
S63 | 14 GP | 8 W | 312 S | 2.54 GAA | 1 SO | 0.894 SV%
Totals | 30 GP | 13 W | 3.05 GAA | 2 SO | .897 SV %
WJC Round Robin
S61 | British Isles | 8 GP | 2 W | 234 S | 2.94 GAA | 0 SO | 0.907 SV%
S62 | British Isles | 9 GP | 6 W | 177 S | 2.59 GAA | 0 SO | 0.881 SV%
S63 | British Isles | 12 GP | 3 W | 328 S | 3.97 GAA | 0 SO | 0.877 SV%
S64 | UCORCAL | 7 GP | 4 W | 216 S | 2.69 GAA | 2 SO | 0.919 SV%
WJC Knockout Rounds
S61 | British Isles | 1 GP | 0 W | 22 S | 1.62 GAA | 0 SO | 0.917 SV%
S62 | British Isles | 3 GP | 3 W | 76 S | 0.67 GAA | 1 SO | 0.974 SV%
S63 | British Isles | 1 GP | 0 W | 43 S | 4.00 GAA | 0 SO | 0.915 SV%
S64 | UCORCAL | 1 GP | 0 W | 32 S | 3.01 GAA | 0 SO | 0.914 SV%
SHL Regular Season
S64 | 13 GP | 6 W | 390 S | 2.82 GAA | 0 SO | 0.920 SV%
S65 | 47 GP | 14 W | 1700 S | 3.63 GAA | 2 SO | 0.914 SV%
S66 | 51 GP | 31 W | 1526 S | 3.09 GAA | 3 SO | 0.908 SV%
S67 | 52 GP | 28 W | 1326 S | 3.21 GAA | 5 SO | 0.896 SV%
S68 | 55 GP | 32 W | 1439 S | 2.93 GAA | 4 SO | 0.901 SV%
S69 | 54 GP | 40 W | 1438 S | 2.59 GAA | 6 SO | 0.911 SV%
S70 | 54 GP | 35 W | 1566 S | 3.02 GAA | 4 SO | 0.906 SV%
S71 | 54 GP | 38 W | 1586 S | 2.78 GAA | 5 SO | 0.914 SV%
S72 | 55 GP | 35 W | 1640 S | 2.96 GAA | 6 SO | 0.910 SV%
Totals | 435 GP | 259 W | 12,611 S | 3.00 GAA | 35 SO | 0.908 SV %
SHL Playoffs
S66 | 6 GP | 2 W | 188 S | 2.77 GAA | 0 SO | 0.913 SV%
S67 | 16 GP | 10 W | 542 S | 2.96 GAA | 1 SO | 0.920 SV%
S68 | 6 GP | 2 W | 209 S | 4.12 GAA | 0 SO | 0.886 SV%
S69 | 10 GP | 6 W | 278 S | 2.83 GAA | 0 SO | 0.911 SV%
S70 | 13 GP | 7 W | 388 S | 3.07 GAA | 0 SO | 0.904 SV%
S71 | 3 GP | 0 W | 100 S | 4.34 GAA | 0 SO | 0.885 SV%
S72 | 10 GP | 5 W | 343 S | 2.89 GAA | 0 SO | 0.920 SV%
Totals | 64 GP | 32 W | 2,048 S | 3.12 GAA | 1 SO | 0.910 SV%
IIHF Round Robin
S63 | Ireland | 3 GP | 2 W | 55 S | 1.86 GAA | 0 SO | 0.932 SV%
S64 | Czechia | 4 GP | 1 W | 125 S | 4.02 GAA | 0 SO | 0.887 SV%
S65 | Czechia | 12 GP | 7 W | 373 S | 4.10 GAA | 0 SO | 0.888 SV%
S66 | Czechia | 12 GP | 3 W | 360 S | 3.71 GAA | 0 SO | 0.889 SV%
S67 | Czechia | 12 GP | 5 W | 322 S | 2.54 GAA | 1 SO | 0.912 SV%
S68 | Czechia | 12 GP | 6 W | 319 S | 2.40 GAA | 1 SO | 0.917 SV%
S69 | Czechia | 12 GP | 6 W | 356 S | 3.34 GAA | 2 SO | 0.899 SV%
S70 | Czechia | 9 GP | 2 W | 194 S | 3.07 GAA | 1 SO | 0.882 SV%
S71 | Czechia |10 GP | 4 W | 254 S | 2.65 GAA | 0 SO | 0.904 SV%
IIHF Knockout Rounds
S65 | Czechia | 2 GP | 1 W | 80 S | 3.00 GAA | 0 SO | 0.930 SV%
S68 | Czechia | 1 GP | 0 W | 42 S | 2.64 GAA | 0 SO | 0.933 SV%
S69 | Czechia | 1 GP | 0 W | 16 S | 4.06 GAA | 0 SO | 0.800 SV%
S71 | Czechia | 1 GP | 0 W | 25 S | 3.04 GAA | 0 SO | 0.893 SV%
Awards
S62 | WJC Gold Medal - British Isles (player & GM)
S62 | SMJHL All-Star Game
S62 | Nominee - Zach Miller Trophy - Most Dedicated
S62 | Nominee - Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy - Most Underrated Player (nominated by Nevada)
S64 | Nominee - Cedric Robinson Trophy - Best Goalie
S66 | SHL All-Star Game
S66 | John McBride Trophy (Best Goaltender)
S66 | 1st Team All-SHL
S68 | 3rd Team All-SHL
S68 | SHL All-Star Game
S69 | John McBride Trophy (Best Goaltender)
S69 | Nominee - Ron Mexico Award (Most Valuable Player)
S69 | 1st Team All-SHL
S70 | Nominee - John McBride Trophy (Best Goaltender)
S70 | 2nd Team All-SHL
S71 | SHL All-Star Game
S71 | John McBride Trophy (Best Goaltender)
S71 | Mike Honcho Trophy (Fewest Goals Allowed)
S71 | 1st Team All-SHL
S72 | SHL All-Star Game
S72 | John McBride Trophy (Best Goaltender)
S72 | Mike Honcho Trophy (Fewest Goals Allowed)
S72 | 1st Team All-SHL
S75 | Hall of Fame - 1st Ballot
Team Awards
Great Falls Grizzlies
S61 | "Mama Bear" Award - Best Locker Room Leader
S61 | "Boo Boo" Award - Best Rookie
S62 | "Mama Bear" Award - Best Locker Room Leader
S63 | "Mama Bear" Award - Best Locker Room Leader
S63 | "Bear Necessities" Award - Best Media Piece - "S63 Parlay Watch"
S64 | "Mama Bear" Award - Best Locker Room Leader
S64 | "Bear Necessities" Award - Best Media Piece - "Pinch me, I'm no longer Irish"
Montreal Patriotes
S64 | Stan Din'desque Leadership Award
S64 | Rising Star Award
S65 | Stan Din'desque Leadership Award
S69 | Golden Poutine Team MVP
S70 | Stan Din'desque Leadership Award
S70 | Golden Poutine Team MVP
RD | S75 | Journey Man | KEL | VAN | SDT | REG | MTL | International FA
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Height: 5'10"
Weight: 180 lbs
Number: 7
Birthplace: Sovereign Citizen, World
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Career Statistics
SMJHL Regular Season
S74 - KEL | 66 GP | 5 G | 15 A | 20 PTS | -26 +/- | 59 BLK | 67 H | 95.5 PDO
S75 - KEL | 4 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 PTS | -2 +/- | 11 BLK | 0 H | 99.3 PDO
S75 - VAN | 63 GP | 4 G | 9 A | 13 PTS | -59 +/- | 146 BLK | 99 H | 95.4 PDO
S76 - SDT | 66 GP | 10 G | 31 A | 41 PTS | +14 +/- | 114 BLK | 105 H | 101.4 PDO
S77 - REG | 66 GP | 8 G | 27 A | 35 PTS | +9 +/- | 63 BLK | 118 H | 100.2 PDO
Totals | 265 GP | 28 G | 82 A | 106 PTS | -64 +/- | 393 BLK | 389 H
SMJHL Playoffs
S74 - KEL | 6 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 PTS | -4 +/- | 4 BLK | 6 H | 97.6 PDO
S75 - VAN | 7 GP | 4 G | 5 A | 9 PTS | +4 +/- | 7 BLK | 10 H | 107.0 PDO
S76 - SDT | 5 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 PTS | -7 +/- | 14 BLK | 5 H | 91.9 PDO
S77 - REG | 16 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 PTS | +6 +/- | 20 BLK | 34 H | 100.2 PDO
Totals | 34 GP | 6 G | 11 A | 17 PTS | -1 +/- | 45 BLK | 55 H
WJC Round Robin
S73 | ICE | 12 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 PTS | -3 +/- | 11 BLK | 12 H | 97.7 PDO
S74 | WOR | 12 GP | 1 G | 8 A | 9 PTS | -7 +/- | 23 BLK | 18 H | 94.1 PDO
S75 | WOR | 12 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 PTS | +4 +/- | 34 BLK | 18 H | 98.0 PDO
S76 | WOR | 12 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 PTS | +4 +/- | 39 BLK | 6 H | 103.7 PDO
Totals | 48 GP | 1 G | 15 A | 16 PTS | -2 +/- | 107 BLK | 54 H
WJC Knockout Rounds
S73 | ICE | 1 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 PTS | +1 +/- | 1 BLK | 2 H | 110.0 PDO
S75 | WOR | 3 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 PTS | +5 +/- | 1 BLK | 1 H | 111.6 PDO
S76 | WOR | 1 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 PTS | 0 +/- | 1 BLK | 2 H | 100.0 PDO
Totals | 5 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 PTS | +6 +/- | 3 BLK | 5 H
SHL Regular Season
S76 | MTL | 66 GP | 6 G | 17 A | 23 PTS | -25 +/- | 98 BLK | 90 H | 98.8 PDO
Totals | 66 GP | 6 G | 17 A | 23 PTS | -25 +/- | 98 BLK | 90 H
Awards
S75 | WJC Silver Medal - World
S75 | Elias Armia Award: Commissioner Award
S76 | SMJHL All-Star Game
Team Awards
Kelowna Knights
S74 | Maxim Horvat Award - Top Rookie
San Diego Tidal
S76 | Beaufort Award - Best Defenceman
Tomen Registered
back since like 2 IRL years
PT PASS
Thank you all for the amazing sigs & player cards
S31 Eduard Selich || F || Buffalo Stampede || Peak: 1252
Name: Eduard Selich
Hometown: Fulda, Germany
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 195 lbs
Number: 19
Age: 29
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Regular Season Career Statistics:
SMJHL:
S30 PGF | GP 50 | G 15 | A 12 | P 27 | -3 | PIM 8 | HIT 38 | SB 5 |
S31 PGF | GP 50 | G 21 | A 20 | P 41 | -6 | PIM 18 | HIT 42 | SB 20 |
SHL:
S32 BUF | GP 50 | G 17 | A 19 | P 36 | +11 | PIM 6 | HIT 54 | SB 13 |
S33 BUF | GP 50 | G 21 | A 25 | P 46 | +14 | PIM 12 | HIT 44 | SB 21 |
S34 BUF | GP 50 | G 28 | A 35 | P 63 | +23 | PIM 2 | HIT 3 | SB 22 |
S35 BUF | GP 50 | G 17 | A 17 | P 34 | -6 | PIM 12 | HIT 13 | SB 17 |
S36 BUF | GP 50 | G 23 | A 24 | P 47 | +3 | PIM 2 | HIT 37 | SB 15 |
S37 BUF | GP 50 | G 21 | A 27 | P 48 | +9 | PIM 25 | HIT 74 | SB 15 |
S38 BUF | GP 50 | G 28 | A 27 | P 55 | +4 | PIM 44 | HIT 42 | SB 12 |
S39 BUF | GP 50 | G 18 | A 21 | P 39 | +1 | PIM 10 | HIT 48 | SB 23 |
S40 BUF | GP 50 | G 7 | A 15 | P 22 | -26 | PIM 9 | HIT 48 | SB 11 |
S41 BUF | GP 50 | G 18 | A 17 | P 35 | +10 | PIM 2 | HIT 5 | SB 11 |
S42 BUF | GP 50 | G 20 | A 21 | P 41 | +10 | PIM 0 | HIT 5 | SB 10 |
S43 SEA | GP 50 | G 19 | A 19 | P 38 | +8 | PIM 12 | HIT 47 | SB 7 |
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Playoff Career Statistic:
SMJHL:
S30 PGF | GP 17 | G 8 | A 13 | P 21 | +7 | PIM 2 | HIT 10 | SB 3 |
S31 PGF | GP 4 | G 0 | A 1 | P 1 | -5 | PIM 0 | HIT 4 | SB 2 |
SHL:
S32 BUF | Did not qualify
S33 BUF | GP 5 | G 4 | A 1 | P 5 | +1 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 |
S34 BUF | Did not qualify
S35 BUF | GP 4 | G 2 | A 2 | P 4 | -3 | PIM 0 | HIT 5 | SB 1 |
S36 BUF | GP 7 | G 6 | A 2 | P 8 | +6 | PIM 2 | HIT 10 | SB 1 |
S37 BUF | GP 7 | G 2 | A 0 | P 2 | -3 | PIM 0 | HIT 12 | SB 0 |
S38 BUF | Did not qualify
S39 BUF | Did not qualify
S40 BUF | Did not qualify
S41 BUF | GP 7 | G 2 | A 1 | P 3 | -4 | PIM 0 | HIT 1 | SB 2 |
S41 BUF | GP 5 | G 1 | A 1 | P 2 | -7 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 |
S43 SEA | GP 6 | G 3 | A 0 | P 3 | -3 | PIM 4 | HIT 7 | SB 2 |
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IIHF Round Robin Career Statistic:
S30 GER | GP 10 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | -4 | PIM 2 | HIT 3 | SB 0 |
S31 GER | GP 10 | G 2 | A 1 | P 3 | +2 | PIM 2 | HIT 4 | SB 1 |
S32 GER | GP 10 | G 5 | A 4 | P 9 | +4 | PIM 0 | HIT 2 | SB 3 |
S33 GER | GP 10 | G 2 | A 1 | P 3 | +4 | PIM 2 | HIT 4 | SB 2 |
S41 GER | GP 10 | G 4 | A 1 | P 5 | -2 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 1 |
S42 GER | GP 10 | G 1 | A 2 | P 3 | -2 | PIM 0 | HIT 9 | SB 1 |
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IIHF Medal Round Career Statistic:
S30 GER | GP 1 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | +0 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 |
S31 GER | GP 3 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | -2 | PIM 0 | HIT 1 | SB 0 |
S32 GER | GP 3 | G 1 | A 2 | P 3 | +4 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 |
S33 GER | GP 1 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | -1 | PIM 0 | HIT 1 | SB 0 |
S41 GER | GP 1 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | -1 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 |
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Transactions:
S30 | Drafted #20 in the SMJHL Entry Draft by the Prince George Firebirds
S30 | Signed a 1yr/1.5M deal with Prince George Firebirds
S31 | Drafted #2 in the SHL Entry Draft by the Buffalo Stampede
S31 | Signed a 2yr/2M deal with Buffalo Stampede
S32 | Signed an 23yr/23M extension with Buffalo Stampede
S34 | Contract Adjustment: 3yr/9M deal with Buffalo Stampede
S41 | Signed an 1yr/3M extension with Buffalo Stampede
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Noteable events:
S30 | Voted Alternate Captain of Prince George Firebirds
S30 | Organized WJC
S30 | Got the call to play for Team Germany
S30 | Won Zach Miller Trophy (Most Dedicated)
S30 | Won Ron Bolt Trophy (Most Sportsmanlike)
S30 | Won Ronan O'Keefe Trophy (Playoff Points Leader)
S30 | Voted S30 PGF Team MVP
S31 | Voted Captain of Prince George Firebirds
S31 | Named Germany Federation Head and won the Silver Medal
S31 | Nominated for Brandon Holmes Trophy (Top Defensive Forward)
S31 | Nominated for Zach Miller Trophy ( Most Dedicated)
S32 | Voted Alternate Captain of Buffalo Stampede
S32 | Nominated for the Ryan Jesster Trophy ( ROTY)
S32 | Named to the SHL All-Rookie Team
S32 | won the Gold Medal with team Germany
S33 | Named Buffalo Stampede Co-GM
S33 | Damien Littleton Trophy Nominee
S33 | Won Lance Uppercut Award
S34 | Named 1st Team All-Star in the SHL
S34 | Damien Littleton Trophy Nominee
S34 | Aidan Richan Trophy Nominee
S42 | Named Buffalo Stampede Co-GM
Otto Selich||GM||GER S31-S34(26-9-2)||BUF(S33-S34,S42-)||1 Gold & 2x Silver
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Round Robin Career Statistics:
S31 GER | 6-4-0 | 18 points | #1 seed Group A
S32 GER | 8-1-1 | 22 points | #1 seed Group A
S33 GER | 7-3-0 | 21 points | #1 seed Group A
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Medal Round Career Statistics:
S31 GER | 2-1-0 | Silver medal | lost to USA in the Gold medal game
S32 GER | 3-0-0 | won Gold Medal
S33 GER | 0-0-1 | lost in Quarterfinals to Finland
S45 Alexander Selich || D || || Colorado Raptors || Peak: 2134
Name: Alexander Selich
Hometown: Fulda, Germany
Height: 6'10"
Weight: 280 lbs
Number: 19
Age: 18
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Regular Season Career Statistics:
SMJHL:
S43 KEL | GP 9 | G 1 | A 1 | P 2 | 1 | PIM 0 | HIT 4 | SB 0 |
S44 COL | GP 50 | G 12 | A 14 | P 26 | 8 | PIM 4 | HIT 23 | SB 11 |
S45 COL | GP 50 | G 17 | A 16 | P 33 | 2 | PIM 12 | HIT 35 | SB 7 |
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Playoff Career Statistic:
SMJHL:
S43 KEL | GP 6 | G 1 | A 0 | P 1 | 0 | PIM 2 | HIT 2 | SB 0 |
S44 COL | GP 16 | G 7 | A 5 | P 12 | +3 | PIM 2 | HIT 3 | SB 6 |
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IIHF Round Robin Career Statistic:
S43 GER | GP 14 | G 0 | A 3 | P 3 | 2 | PIM 4 | HIT 7 | SB 0 |
S44 GER | GP 14 | G 1 | A 1 | P 2 | -10 | PIM 8 | HIT 7 | SB 4 |
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IIHF Medal Round Career Statistic:
S43 GER | GP 1 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | +0 | PIM 0 | HIT 1 | SB 0 |
S44 GER | GP 2 | G 2 | A 1 | P 3 | +1 | PIM 2 | HIT 2 | SB 0 |
Transactions:
S44 | Drafted #1 in the SMJHL Entry Draft by the Colorado Raptors
S44 | Signed a 1yr/3M deal with Colorado Raptors
S45 | Drafted #22 in the SHL Entry Draft by the Buffalo Stampede
S45 | Signed a 3yr/1M deal with Buffalo Stampede
Noteable events:
3. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 5 (Maximilian Wachter, Alexis Metzler) at 16:25
5. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 6 (Steven Stamkos Jr., Brynjar Tusk) at 19:48
8. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 7 (Brynjar Tusk, Alexis Metzler) at 13:55
9. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 8 (Anton Fedorov, Mikelis Grundmanis) at 15:12
10. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 9 (Dickie Pecker) at 19:43 (Empty Net)
Alien Space Bats
Written Task: The night before opening day, your player is contacted by extraterrestrials. They have seen broadcasts of this hu-mon sport of "Ho'Kii" and want you to teach their crew the rules. How does your player teach the game? Are the aliens any good at it? (150+ words)
After I calmed down the whole process went fairly smooth. Since they've seen broadcasts they know it's played on ice and the puck has to go in the net. So the fundamentals wasn't too challenging to them but some of the aliens had extra legs which made skating a little more difficult. The hard part was the rules, the faceoffs and line changes they eventually got down but teaching them the penalties were rough. Icing was hard and debated would always break out over if a player touched the puck or not. Offsides was a nightmare which I'm not sure they have grasp on at all, they get the concept but calling during a live was something else. Also every player on player penalty seemed to end in a fight, turns out aliens aren't too fond of holding, cross checking, elbowing, interference, boarding and things like that. All in all it was fun to teach them and some have potential I just wish it didn't happen the night before opening night.
Jakub Bruchevski || C || New England Wolfpack || Team Russia|| Retired
Birthplace: St. Petersburg, Russia
Height: 6 '2 "
Weight: 215 lbs
Number: 7
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season: St. Louis Scarecrows - 4 Seasons
S48-51 | 191 GP | 60 G | 68 A | 128 P | +3 | 85 PIM | 170 H | 22 SB | 53% FO% |
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S48-51 | 43 GP | 14 G | 33 A | 47 P | +29 | 35 PIM | 43 H | 55% FO% |
SHL Regular Season: New England Wolfpack - 13 seasons
S52-64 | 778 GP | 252 G | 276 A | 528 P | -120 | 205 PIM | 1,344 H | 1,116 SB | 236 TkA |
WJC
S48-51 | 67 GP | 22 G | 35 A | 57 P | +28 | 48 PIM | 56 H | 54% FO% |
Drafted 17th Overall in the S49 SHL Draft by the New England Wolfpack
Peak TPE: 1708
S58 Alternate Captain for New England
S53 Presidents Trophy
S51 IIHF Bronze Medalist - Russia
S51 Alternate Captain for St. Louis
S50 WJC Gold Medalist - Russia
S50 Brandon Holmes Trophy - Top SMJHL Defensive Forward Winner
Rest In Peace Dangel
1st SHL Goal - S52 Game 1 vs Tampa 3. New England Wolfpack , Jakub Bruchevski 1 (Eko Van Otter 1, Delver Fudgeson 2) at 8:10
Jay Greatness || Co GM || St. Louis Scarecrows || Retired
Russia GM S53-S60
St. Louis Co GM S61-S64
Jay Bryzi || RD || Baltimore Platoon || Team Russia ||
Name: Jay Bryzi
Brithplace: Poznan, Poland
Height: 6-5
Weight: 215
Number: 7
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SMJHL Regular Season: St. Louis Scarecrows - 3 Seasons
S70-S72 | 188 GP | 34 G | 63 A | 97 P | -28 | 112 PIM | 379 H | 346 SB | 159 TkA |
SMJHL Playoffs: St. Louis Scarecrows
S71-S72 | 27 GP | 7 G | 13 A | 20 P | 2 | 10 PIM | 46 H | 51 SB | 27 TkA |
Baltimore Platoon
S73 | 66 GP | 5 G | 21 A | 26 P | 8 | 24 PIM | 57 H | 68 SB | 45 TkA |
S74 | 66 GP | 8 G | 32 A | 40 P | 44 | 37 PIM | 61 H | 66 SB | 41 TkA |
S75 | 66 GP | 6 G | 28 A | 34 P | 19 | 20 PIM | 70 H | 91 SB | 70 TkA |
S76 | 66 GP | 3 G | 33 A | 36 P | 34 | 36 PIM | 62 H | 108 SB | 49 TkA |
S77 | 66 GP | 9 G | 24 A | 33 P | 19 | 44 PIM | 65 H | 136 SB | 76 TkA |
S78 | 66 GP | 7 G | 21 A | 28 P | 4 | 42 PIM | 61 H | 138 SB | 47 TkA |
SHL Playoffs
S73 | 7 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | 0 | 4 PIM | 9 H | 9 SB | 6 TkA |
S74 | 12 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 P | -7 | 4 PIM | 8 H | 8 SB | 7 TkA |
S75 | 12 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -2 | 6 PIM | 12 H | 13 SB | 12 TkA|
S76 | 23 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 P | 0 | 12 PIM | 16 H | 39 SB | 18 TkA|
S77 | 6 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | 0 | 0 PIM | 6 H | 11 SB | 8 TkA|
S78 | 17 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 P | 3 | 4 PIM | 17 H | 40 SB | 17 TkA|
S74 SHL All Star Fan Vote
S72 4 Star Cup Champion STL
Drafted 11th overall in the S70 SMJHL draft by St. Louis
Drafted 9th overall in the S71 SHL draft by Baltimore
S70-S72 Alternate Captain for St. Louis
Ragnar Registered
The Gnometorious
First and foremost, I have no idea why the aliens had their absolute pick of the litter with hockey players to show them how it is played and they chose the garbage ass Chimkin Wing who isn’t even point per game this season. They could have chosen half the players on Winnipeg or Philly but they chose Chimkin Wing? That is a mystery in itself. But anyway, I guess I’d start off by showing them the pregame ritual of eating seven cheeseburgers as fast as possible and then biking as hard as you can until you throw it all up because playing on an empty stomach is really the only way to ensure you are as fast as possible. The aliens have mastered cardiovascular health and do not need to do this. So I move on and teach them how to skate properly without falling (which I can barely do). The aliens have seven leg like appendages and they do not ever fall. They grow tired of my lack of skill and vaporize me immediately.
Sigs by Me, Merica, High Stick King, Rum_Ham, Jess, vulfzilla, enigmatic, and Carpy
Brian Morley | LAP | S30 Hall of Fame
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CAREER AWARDS/ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
1x Challenge Cup (S17)
2x 1st All-Star Team (S22, S24)
1x 2nd All-Star Team (S23)
1x Sergei Karpotsov Trophy (S22)
2x Jay McDonald Trophy (S22, S24)
2x Damian Littleton Nominee (S21)
2x Ron Mexico Nominee (S22, S23)
2x Jeff Dar Nominee (S23, S24)
First, second and fifth most goals in a season in the 52 game era
Second most points in a season in the 52 game era
Second most goals by a player in Los Angeles Panthers franchise history
Second most points by a player in Los Angeles Panthers franchise history
Most goals, assists and points by a player drafted in S14
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CAREER STATS:
758 GP: 265 Goals, 328 Assists, 593 Points
Chimkin Wing | Right Wing | Retired Beef Cake
Jersey Number: 35
Height: 6ft 8in
Weight: 225 lbs
Birthplace: Zrenjanin, Serbia
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Signed as a free agent in S55 with the Anchorage Armada
Drafted 47th overall in the S56 SHL draft by the Buffalo Stampede
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SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATS:
S55: GP: 10 | W: 5 | L: 4 | OTL: 0 | GAA: 2.31 | SV%: .910 | SO: 1
S56: GP: 26 | W: 12 L: 8 | OTL: 3 | GAA: 2.59 | SV%: .893 | SO: 2
S57: GP: 53 | W: 33 L: 12 | OTL: 7 | GAA: 2.02 | SV%: .920 | SO: 8
S58: GP: 51 | W: 27 L: 22 | OTL: 2 | GAA: 2.11 | SV%: .927 | SO: 8
SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS:
S57: GP: 16 | W: 12 L: 3 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 1.86 | SV%: .926 | SO: 1
S58: GP: 21 | W: 13 L: 7 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 2.56 | SV%: .906 | SO: 0
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SHL REGULAR SEASON STATS:
S58: GP: 3 | W: 2 | L: 0 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 1.95 | SV%: .880 | SO: 1
S59: GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 26 | P: 34 | +/-: 38 | PIM: 16
S60: GP: 66 | G: 19 | A: 23 | P: 42 | +/-: 32 | PIM: 12
S61: GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 31 | P: 42 | +/-: 36 | PIM: 38
S62: GP: 66 | G: 4 | A: 38 | P: 42 | +/-: 34 | PIM: 12
S63: GP: 66 | G: 6 | A: 28 | P: 34 | +/-: 7 | PIM: 19
S64: GP: 66 | G: 36 | A: 54 | P: 90 | +/-: 44 | PIM: 16
S65: GP: 66 | G: 44 | A: 41 | P: 85 | +/-: 18 | PIM: 18
S66: GP: 66 | G: 27 | A: 54 | P: 81 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 34
S67: GP: 66 | G: 20 | A: 55 | P: 75 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 44
S68: GP: 66 | G: 33 | A: 57 | P: 90 | +/-: 32 | PIM: 20
S69: GP: 66 | G: 32 | A: 59 | P: 91 | +/-: 31 | PIM: 34
S70: GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 64 | P: 76 | +/-: 31 | PIM: 26
S71: GP: 66 | G: 23 | A: 38 | P: 61 | +/-: 22 | PIM: 26
S72: GP: 66 | G: 22 | A: 33 | P: 55 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 34
S73: GP: 66 | G: 17 | A: 39 | P: 56 | +/-: 21 | PIM: 20
S74: GP: 66 | G: 29 | A: 38 | P: 67 | +/-: 28 | PIM: 20
TOT: GP: 1056 | G: 343 | A: 678 | P: 1021 | +/-: 376 | PIM: 389
SHL PLAYOFF STATS:
S59: GP: 19 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 4
S60: GP: 22 | G: 6 | A: 15 | P: 21 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 4
S61: GP: 9 | G: 1 | A: 5 | P: 6 | +/-: 7 | PIM: 2
S62: GP: 9 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: 3 | PIM: 2
S63: GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 0
S64: GP: 11 | G: 4 | A: 8 | P: 12 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 2
S65: GP: 18 | G: 12 | A: 14 | P: 26 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 0
S66: GP: 16 | G: 4 | A: 9 | P: 13 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2
S67: GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 0
S68: GP: 17 | G: 10 | A: 17 | P: 27 | +/-: 6 | PIM: 10
S69: GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 2
S70: GP: 7 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2
S71: GP: 21 | G: 7 | A: 17 | P: 24 | +/-: 6 | PIM: 4
S72: GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 0
S73: GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 6 | P: 6 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 2
S74: GP: 9 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 4
TOT: GP: 189 | G: 54 | A: 114 | P: 168 | +/-: 34 | PIM: 40
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AWARDS AND ACCOLADES:
S55 Matt Lewis-Flood Trophy
S57 Four Star Cup Champion
S57 SMJHL Second All Star Team
S57 Brodie Witzel Trophy - Playoffs MVP
S58 SMJHL First All Star Team
S58 Matt Lewis-Flood Trophy
S58 Cedric Robinson Trophy - Best Goalie
S60 Challenge Cup Champion
S64 Named Buffalo Stampede Captain
S64 Aidan Richan Award
S69 SHL All Star
S71 Challenge Cup Champion
Ongo Gablogian, the art collector | RD | Carolina Kraken
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Charmed, I'm sure
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Jersey Number: 0
Height: 4 ft 10in
Weight: 290 lbs
Birthplace: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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Drafted 8th overall by the Carolina Kraken in S74
Drafted 39th overall by the Buffalo Stampede in S75
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REGULAR SEASON STATS
S74: GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 22 | P: 25 | +/-: -16 | PIM: 32 | HITS: 109
S75: GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 18 | P: 26 | +/-: -9 | PIM: 38 | HITS: 126
S76: GP: 66 | G: 6 | A: 25 | P: 31 | +/-: +52 | PIM: 26 | HITS: 112
S77: GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 37 | P: 50 | +/-: -8 | PIM: 41 | HITS: 120
TOT: GP: 264 | G: 30 | A: 203 | P: 132 | +/-: +19 | PIM:13 | HITS: 112
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PLAYOFF STATS
S74: DNQ
S75: GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 6 | HITS: 22
S76: GP: 20 | G: 0 | A: 11 | P: 11 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 14 | HITS: 43
S77: GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 6 | HITS: 14
TOT: GP: 32 | G: 2 | A: 19 | P: 21 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 26 | HITS: 79
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AWARDS AND ACCOLADES
S76 Alex Metzler Award
❤!! RIP to the big homies 701 and Mac !!❤
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S33 Challenge Cup Champion
Pre season involves a lot of training to get in season shape. Some players take the summer off and come into camp all out of shape and not looking so great. That is a mistake in my opinion. You need to be staying in shape and getting ready for the upcoming season so that you can get off to a hot start. Getting into a slump off the start of the season is a good way to jeopardize your playoff chances down the line a the end of the season. However, if you are struggling to make the playoffs and it comes down to the finish line, then your chances of going far in the playoffs is severely limited. To get in shape for training camp, you need to stay playing hockey and not missing your workouts. It’s good to group up with some other players so you aren’t going at it alone. Find some players you live near and keep everyone at an elite level so you’re good to go at training camp.
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Extraterrestrials are not unknown to Tiberius, especially as he himself is one. The scrin are common enough in his travels, but these are different. True enough, they actually care about hockey. A winged arm extends itself, the gesture unclear. To a human, it would seem a greeting. But to another species, it could mean something entirely different. Without shared language, diplomacy hangs on a whim of fate. Perhaps fate has already made her bets with such a serendipitous arrangement. Tiberius is, after all, the only other known alien. He cycles through his mind, trying to form a bond between him and the unknown creature. page after page turns as he searches for language that might be known to him. With that failing, he probes his own mind for scrin memories. Perhaps these are known to them? Ahh fuck it, no one lives forever. The aliens seem dazed at his mental assault, but are none the wiser. He grasps the claw and to his surprise, it shakes in return. So, some human gestures are known to them. Next step, can they hold a stick?
[S69] Tiberius Kane | Left Wing | GFG | 473 TPE
S67: WJC Silver
S68: Drafted 3rd Overall to GFG
S68: Drafted 14th Overall to TEX
S69: WJC Bronze
[S67] Nichael Fitted + [S64] Backup Goaltender
[S50] Tom Fiddler | Two-Way Center | Peak 2006 TPE | RETIRED
Drafted 4th round, 34th overall in S49 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 2nd round, 24th overall in S50 SHL Entry Draft
Traded to Tampa Bay for a ham sandwich in S52
* = First Place
Career Stats | GP | G | A | P | +/- | Hit | SB | Sh | GA | TK
SHL Regular | 657 | 144 | 284 | 428 | -213 | 777 | 1013 | 1520 | 292 | 393
SHL Playoffs | 39 | 5 | 14 | 19 | -16 | 63 | 52 | | |
IIHF Regular | 168 | 19 | 45 | 64 | 7 | 153 | 90 | | |
SHL Regular Season Stats
Szn |Team| GP | G | A | P | +/- | TOI | Hit | SB | Sh | PIM
S53 | TBB | 50 | 5 | 15 | 20| -24| 17:16 | 46 | 77 | 56 | 10
S54 | TBB | 45 | 1 | 10 | 11 | -80 | 18:35 | 60 | 171 | 55 | 17
S55 | TBB | 50 | 1 | 19 | 20 | -56 | 18:37 | 31 | 86 | 82 | 14
S56 | TBB | 50 | 5 | 15 | 20 | -35 | 19:22 | 34 | 112 | 101| 20
S57 | TBB | 66 | 14 | 32 | 46 | -26 | 24:48 | 64 |100 |152 | 20
S58 | TBB | 66 | 29 | 40 | 69 | -2 | 25:59 |100| 74 |180 | 20
S59 | TBB | 66 | 19 | 39 | 58 | -3 | 25:33 |105| 95 |188 | 14
S60 | TBB | 66 | 23 | 23 | 46 | 4 | 22:33 | 66 | 50 |159 | 26
S61 | TBB | 66 | 10 | 35 | 45 | 12 | 22:17 | 98 | 72 |182 | 20
S62 | TBB | 66 | 16 | 23 | 39 | -2 | 20:23 |104 | 57 |183 | 4
S63 | TOR | 66 | 21 | 33 | 54 | -1 | 20:29 | 69 |119 |182 | 39
SHL Playoff Stats
Szn |Team| GP | G | A | P | +/- | TOI | Hit | SB | Sh | PIM
S59 | TBB | 5 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -6 | 22:11 | 10 | 5 | 12 | 0
S60 | TBB | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -6 | 22:49 | 8 | 1 | 7 | 0
S61 | TBB | 13 | 1 | 9 | 10 | 0 | 21:06 | 17 | 13 | 29 | 0
S62 | TBB | 12 | 1 | 3 | 4 | -4 | 20:01 | 20 | 18 | 24 | 2
S63 | TOR | 5 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 21:16 | 8 | 15 | 15 |0
SMJHL Career | GP: 200| G: 36 | A: 102 | P: 138 | +/-: 42
SMJHL Playoff Career | GP: 52| G: 9 | A: 23 | P: 32 | +/-: 5
SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S49 | MTL | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 16 | P: 19 | +/-: 2 | FO%: 42.43% | FOT: 898
S50 | CAR | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 15 | P: 21 | +/-: -6 | FO%: 50.93% | FOT: 1237
S51*| CAR | GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 38 | P: 49 | +/-: 24 | FO%: 53.08% | FOT: 1313
S52 | CAR | GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 33 | P: 49 | +/-: 22 | FO%: 53.33% | FOT: 1202
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S49*| MTL | GP: 17 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: 5 | FO%: 51.96% | FOT: 433
S50*| CAR | GP: 18 | G: 4 | A: 5 | P: 9 | +/-: 5 | FO%: 50.28% | FOT: 356
S51 | CAR | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | +/-: -1| FO%: 47.68% | FOT: 151
S52 | CAR | GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 9| P: 10 | +/-: -4| FO%: 51.34% | FOT: 261
Awards
S49 Four Star Cup
S50 Four Star Cup
S51 Laurifer Trophy
S51 Petr Klimek Award for the Best Two-Way Player with Joseph Weston
S52 Honorary 3-way Laurifer Paricipation Trophy
S52 Alternate Captain of Carolina
S52 Petr Klimek Award for the Best Two-Way Player with Joseph Weston
S52 Kurtis Hunter Award for Team's Choice MVP
S52 IIHF Gold Medal
S53 IIHF Bronze Medal
S54 The Winless Season
S54 IIHF Silver Medal
S55 IIHF Gold Medal
S56 IIHF Silver Medal
S57 IIHF Silver Medal
S58 IIHF Silver Medal
S60 IIHF Silver Medal
S61 IIHF GoldMedal
IIHF Federation Head - Great Britain
S56: Silver
S57: Silver
S58: Silver
S59: DNQ
S60: Silver
S61: Gold
S62: DNQ
S68: Lost 1st Round
S69: Bronze
Fuck the penaltys
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I'm the above average person who also runs the shl so you all better look out when I come through the door because it's so empty without me so com3 on now just watch some Garfield and be a better person for it now if you can't see why I'm also making dinner for saddam huesin then u never watched Southpark because I still love Chris and without that dude what would I even be can we get an amen brother let's get it together and pull for daddy number one let's also put in a request to get it right and get it tight and the aforementioned young fittest can always be a king maybe I'll one day take the world by storm but until then om just a worm living his best life never stopping or stooping to lows I'm just taking an observation made by my dad when I was 17 trying to make a name for myself
2x 4Star Cup Champ s49 s50
1x commissioners excellence award s 50