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zeagle1 · 09-03-2023, 09:50 AM

ISFL PT

Rangerjase · 09-03-2023, 10:13 AM

PP

The buffalo stampede are once again ready to make a playoff push. Being the defending champions of the challenge cup is not an easy task. Having a bit of Veteran experience now, Nash has won the Four star cup with Detroit and now a challenge cup he is considered a younger veteran presence and he knows how to get the job done. Chase the puck, get it out of the zone, that's the general name of the game for the young doggy defender. Ensuring that our Goalie fantobens doesn't see as many pucks at the Montreal patriotes like is going to be the key to our success. The aging steve harrington needs to get the puck in order to put it in the net. Nash always looks up the ice to try and dish a good pass out his way. Nash is certainly looking forward to lifting that cup once again and achieving the highest honor that a player an in the simulation hockey league

**brickwall35** · 09-03-2023, 10:55 AM

Thelastheraclid · 09-03-2023, 11:26 AM

Player Prompt

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Leatherneckmike · 09-03-2023, 11:30 AM

PBE affil PT

*leviadan* · 09-03-2023, 12:11 PM

If I'm going to stop the intergalactic hockey federation from destroying the SHL I'm going to do it with peaceful protest. We're going to hold signs on the highway that say "honk if you love SHL" and "back off aliens." That'll really get them thinking. Then, the coup de grace, is when we get legislators on board to pass an SHL Support Tax Credit. For every $200 you spend on SHL related expenses you'll get a 4% return on next years taxes (means tested to those making less than $20k per year to ensure that the program costs more than it saves and allows nobody to actually use it) that will really get the aliens shaking! If that doesn't work, I don't know what will! Perhaps we could stage a sit-in on their landing pad so that they can't come visit us without frying hundreds of people. They wouldn't do that, right?

JuOSu · 09-03-2023, 01:01 PM

PBE PT

***micool132*** · 09-03-2023, 01:36 PM

PLAYER PROMPT -

The atlanta infernoge moved on to the second round after sweeping the baltimore platoon in the first round. This matchup has been a recurence in recent seasons and everytime the Inferno has managed to get the win against them. They will now face the Philadelphia Forge, who are very strong and who also have inferno's number when it comes to the playoffs so we want to beat them this time (spoiler, we wont). To beat the forge, we will need to stop evil allbran from scoring goals (spoiler: we wont) and we will also need to score many goals as they can outscore us very fast with our weakness being at goaltending. We hope the fans get into it and give us motivation to play the hardest we can. The team is still very good TPE wise and we hope to squeeze some playoffs successes before some key member retire. The younger players are also growing up into elite players and that is very good for the team. I think we can beat philadelphia but however we need some luck and consistency. They are an elite team and probably cup favorites if you were to ask me.

awils13 · 09-03-2023, 02:02 PM

prompt 1

Faced with Earth's hockey under PGHL's control and Commissioner Hairy Bettmouse's extortion, I rally my alien team to save our beloved sport. First, we attempt diplomacy, emphasizing Earth's hockey's cultural significance and proposing coexistence between SHL and PGHL. If that fails, we reluctantly agree to PGHL's condition to compete in exchange for Earth's freedom. Throughout the season, we train relentlessly, aiming for the championship. Our victory in a thrilling championship match gives us leverage. We negotiate with Commissioner Bettmouse, pushing for a fair coexistence that eliminates excessive fees and advertising. Our win demonstrates Earth's hockey's worth, ensuring its purity and independence from PGHL's control.
In the midst of intergalactic games, our team bonds grow stronger, transcending species and planets. We unite the diverse fans of Earth's hockey, forging an alliance of supporters who demand the sport's authenticity. Our journey becomes a symbol of resilience and unity, inspiring not only Earth but the entire galaxy. Together, we show that even in the face of the most bizarre challenges, the spirit of Earth's hockey cannot be extinguished.

Bruins10 · 09-03-2023, 02:29 PM

I think the whole league is going to be going for the New England Wolfpack and do not really give the Barracuda a chance. But what the Barracauda have is a team, and not just a couple of players that are leading their team and being dominant. I can confidently say that I trust every single player on my team to guard their best players and the guys with the most TPE. But, what we have going for us is that every single player can contribute on the whole ice, whether that is to defend our net or to put the puck into theirs.
Plus, we have Dwight Knight that is going to be retiring at the end of these playoffs, and that gives the boys a little added edge for us to perform for our GM and our Captain of our team. We want to make sure that he finishes his career off on a high and not with a sucky playoffs. A bad beat against the best team in the league would be one hell of a celebration for the boys and for Dwight Knight.

jlutz14 · 09-03-2023, 03:16 PM

Writing as if this is still possible, Buffalo will destroy the Montreal Patriotes on the back of Konstantin Selich. The Buffalo forward had a monster season this year, putting up a ridiculous 59 goals to lead the SHL. The silly Patriotes will have no chance against his might. On top of that, Selich netted a total of 119 points in only 66 games. Muhahahaha, they will stand no chance!! In addition to a top-notch scorer, the Stampede also boast Ty Murphy and Greyson Cooper, who also had great seasons on their own. This team is deep, boasting a ton of mid-to-high range TPE players to go along with a stud number-one D-man in Zayne Dangle. Casey Fantobens is also a solid starting goaltender, helping to keep Buffalo in games consistently. Jarrod Lakemore is also a masterclass agitator and excels at getting in front of the net to disrupt opponents at their game. All-in-all, Montreal should look to get swept as Buffalo runs back again to back-to-back championships.

*Gordon Bombay* · 09-03-2023, 03:28 PM

isfl affiliate

***hotdog*** · 09-03-2023, 04:07 PM

we are going to demolish our first round opponent the baltimore platoon. we are a pretty even match and baltimore continues to improve year after year and may soon be beating us in these first round battles but not yet. if i had to guess a wild guess, i would guess that we will sweep them 4 games to 0 and they will not win any of the games in the series. i think one of the games will go into overtime, maybe game 4 perhaps. i would guess that the biggest victory would be in week 2 and maybe we'll win something like 7-0 or something like that. if I again had to guess, i would guess that we would then lose our second round series against, i would guess, philadelphia, they will likely wallop us, i think we can take one game off of them (perhaps game 4 in a gentleman's sweep @Z-Whiz). these are wild guesses so it'd be crazy to see if any of them come true

Thunfish · 09-03-2023, 05:28 PM

Amidst the madness involving intergalactic hockey rests Sunrise van de Schubbekutteveen. Having sat out from the madness after meeting the first group of aliens that had approached him under the belief that it was getting too silly, teammates and friends promptly prod him to come up with a solution after deriding the whole thing as irrelevant. While he was under no obligation to do so and was already talking with some companies about an entry-level job in biochemistry, the Dutchman sees the paperwork delivered by those from out of the planet and quickly decides to take it as a bit of a challenge.

What follows is about an hour or two of examining every line of the heavily worded agreement and fact-checking every bit of it against the currently established codes of both the planet and the federation itself. While the team that apparently considers him their coach declares that they will go through every team on the upstart PGHL in order to re-obtain the honour of the sport, Sunrise simply requests permission from the league to take the case to a proper law commission.

While the mood in the PGHL camp appeared to be strong at first, the Dutchman started to pick the case apart bit by bit using all the knowledge he had from time in academia. The first issue comes with the report that the case is built on a questionable basis as while there was a fairly acceptable trademark registry made by the league, it could be considered fraudulent as it was determined by an actor with only tertiary affiliation to the source of the sport's creation plus it also goes against precedent established by the human race, who happen to host the SHL and therefore earn "right to object" as presented by the 25th clause of the 13th article of the intergalactic code of law, inside the section that relates to matters such as copyright.

Another point he gains in the process comes from pointing out that there isn't a central authority selected by the planet Earth that could properly accept any intergalactic federation measure of integration as the very start of their main code of law mentions that there has to be either a 65% consensus of its entire populace or a facsimile thereof in the shape of an organization or commission that could answer for a similar percentage of the planet's populace. The league points out the existence of the United Nations, which Sunrise promptly shuts down as the UN does not represent a world government but rather a diplomatic group of nations loosely tied together. Under such circumstances, Earth has simply not accepted any of the federation's regulations, therefore making Mr. Bettmouse's case moot by lack of regulation. Sunrise then adds that "even if Earth somehow accepts all regulations of the federation, (Bettmouse) acted before his registration could be deemed acceptable in Earth court" and that since their code of law notes that such rulings cannot act retroactively, he has essentially "blown his shot".

Finally, Sunrise requests that the court suspend Bettmouse's copyright under "bad faith". The Intergalactic Federation, more progressive than the Earth's systems of law has a golden clause that forces copyright to be dismissed and future denied if established under malicious intent, which bad faith happens to belong to. Originally, he didn't think about aiming for it but then he realized the copyright was indeed listed under Bettmouse's actual name as opposed to the league itself, which made him realize that there was a very good likelihood that the incredibly punishing percentage and the forceful imposition of ads most likely came from someone who would profit directly out of the act. The judge, curiously a coyote-like anthro named Gila Hamilton, determined Sunrise to be very accurate in his beliefs and promptly dismissed the lawsuit and the copyright while also putting Bettmouse under probation for tarnishing intergalactic integration.

Amidst cheers from fans and complaints from the PT department for wrecking a prompt with legalese, Sunrise shrugged and went home.

"If they wanted someone to go guns ablaze, they should've asked Yoshimitsu McCloud."

TheNextGreatOne · 09-03-2023, 05:30 PM

PBE Affiliate - username is FTR

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