Have to write 2 essays tonight since I put them off forever. I love college

More chirping money number 2

So low effort smh. Unlike me. This is very high effort for money

i've heard it both ways

 S68 - Jarrod Lakemore - C

yay it's a new week but my bodies feeling real weak,
all this training better take a peek cool i reached the peak,
no doubt raiya is on a streak like an archaic her mind streek,
kind of like a fixed creak or making a rink in a backyard creek

RAIYA RABINOV

Womp Womp

Ooo a Monday chirp!

Class S55

Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Vancouver Whalers || 23S53 || VAN|| 0-0-0 || 20 PIM || 6 SOG || 14:45 TOIS54 || VAN|| 4-17-21 || 24 PIM ||76 SOG || 19:57 TOIS55 || VAN|| 4-15-19 || 24 PIM ||74 SOG || 20:54 TOIS56 || VAN|| 9-15-24 || 28 PIM ||144 SOG || 21:07 TOIS57 || VAN|| 15-29-44 || 18 PIM ||152 SOG || 23:05 TOI

Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Winnipeg Aurora || 23S58 || MIN || 3-13-16 || 16 PIM || 102 SOG || 19:05 TOIS59 || EDM || 6-17-23 || 32 PIM || 186 SOG || 19:33 TOIS60 || EDM || 8-20-28 || 24 PIM || 137 SOG || 20:32 TOIS61 || WPG || 6-12-18 || 20 PIM || 93 SOG || 20:33 TOIS62 || WPG || 6-9-15 || 32 PIM || 93 SOG || 23:11 TOIS63 || WPG || 6-17-23 || 30 PIM || 94 SOG || 21:14 TOIS64 || WPG || 10-17-27 || 4 PIM || 121 SOG || 18:01 TOIPlayer History:Drafted 3rd Round to BUF S56Traded to Minnesota with a second rounder for a first round pickSigned with EDM 4Mx3yrTraded to SEA, Traded to WPG S61Signed with WPG IA Contract

Reincarnated- Class S71

Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Anchorage Armanda || 23S70 || ANC || 3-5-8 || 14 PIM || 36 SOG || 17 GP S71 || ANC || 20-39-59 || 60 PIM || 157 SOG || 22:20 TOIS72 || ANC || 15-30-45 || 30 PIM || 163 SOG || 22:46 TOIS73 || ANC || 17-36-53 || 42 PIM || 190 SOG || 21:51 TOI

Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Philadelphia Forge || 23S74 || PHI || 11-21-32 || 24 PIM || 116 SOG || 16:50 TOIS75 || PHI || 6-24-30 || 44 PIM || 98 SOG || 17:23 TOI------------------------------------------------------------Player History:Drafted 2nd Round to PHI Pick 36

So low effort smh. Unlike me. This is very high effort for money

I'm highest effort

Class S55

Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Vancouver Whalers || 23S53 || VAN|| 0-0-0 || 20 PIM || 6 SOG || 14:45 TOIS54 || VAN|| 4-17-21 || 24 PIM ||76 SOG || 19:57 TOIS55 || VAN|| 4-15-19 || 24 PIM ||74 SOG || 20:54 TOIS56 || VAN|| 9-15-24 || 28 PIM ||144 SOG || 21:07 TOIS57 || VAN|| 15-29-44 || 18 PIM ||152 SOG || 23:05 TOI

Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Winnipeg Aurora || 23S58 || MIN || 3-13-16 || 16 PIM || 102 SOG || 19:05 TOIS59 || EDM || 6-17-23 || 32 PIM || 186 SOG || 19:33 TOIS60 || EDM || 8-20-28 || 24 PIM || 137 SOG || 20:32 TOIS61 || WPG || 6-12-18 || 20 PIM || 93 SOG || 20:33 TOIS62 || WPG || 6-9-15 || 32 PIM || 93 SOG || 23:11 TOIS63 || WPG || 6-17-23 || 30 PIM || 94 SOG || 21:14 TOIS64 || WPG || 10-17-27 || 4 PIM || 121 SOG || 18:01 TOIPlayer History:Drafted 3rd Round to BUF S56Traded to Minnesota with a second rounder for a first round pickSigned with EDM 4Mx3yrTraded to SEA, Traded to WPG S61Signed with WPG IA Contract

Reincarnated- Class S71

Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Anchorage Armanda || 23S70 || ANC || 3-5-8 || 14 PIM || 36 SOG || 17 GP S71 || ANC || 20-39-59 || 60 PIM || 157 SOG || 22:20 TOIS72 || ANC || 15-30-45 || 30 PIM || 163 SOG || 22:46 TOIS73 || ANC || 17-36-53 || 42 PIM || 190 SOG || 21:51 TOI

Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Philadelphia Forge || 23S74 || PHI || 11-21-32 || 24 PIM || 116 SOG || 16:50 TOIS75 || PHI || 6-24-30 || 44 PIM || 98 SOG || 17:23 TOI------------------------------------------------------------Player History:Drafted 2nd Round to PHI Pick 36

Get money

Money over everything

Phew! Draft is finally over! I can relax a bit!

Xavier Beausoleil

Position RW
Height : 6.5ft
Weight : 236lbs

I'm so glad of who we were able to bring to our team this season. Super proud of our group already.
Go Raptors, GO!

Xavier Beausoleil

Position RW
Height : 6.5ft
Weight : 236lbs

Boss told me screening is dead in the league

Predators first preseason game was today, I don't want to talk about it.

Monday in the books!

Stavros Kondos || F || Seattle Argonauts
Theo Kondos || F || S77 HoF - Jesster & Darr - CC x2 ||  -- CAREER STATS -- -- SHL Regular Season -- S58 - GP:66 | G:17 | A:36 | P:53 |  SOG: 130 |  HITS:35  |  TOI: 17:32 S59 - GP:66 | G:14 | A:36 | P:50 |  SOG: 181 |  HITS:41  |  TOI: 18:15 S60 - GP:66 | G:19 | A:37 | P:56 |  SOG: 184 |  HITS:44  |  TOI: 18:34 S61 - GP:66 | G:32 | A:26 | P:58 |  SOG: 188 |  HITS:48  |  TOI: 19:50 S62 - GP:66 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 |  SOG: 207 |  HITS:57  |  TOI: 20:36 S63 - GP:66 | G:23 | A:40 | P:63 |  SOG: 297 |  HITS:90  |  TOI: 22:00 S64 - GP:66 | G:27 | A:59 | P:86 |  SOG: 237 |  HITS:110 |  TOI: 21:30 S65 - GP:66 | G:39 | A:46 | P:85 |  SOG: 240 |  HITS:161 |  TOI: 21:59 S66 - GP:66 | G:39 | A:65 | P:104| SOG: 230 |  HITS:134 |  TOI: 22:08 S67 - GP:66 | G:27 | A:38 | P:65 |  SOG: 177 |  HITS:164 |  TOI: 21:40 S68 - GP:66 | G:19| A:41 | P:60  |  SOG: 177 |  HITS:159 |  TOI: 19:51 S69 - GP:66 | G:16| A:41 | P:57  |  SOG: 143 |  HITS:110 |  TOI: 19:21 S70 - GP:66 | G:11| A:37 | P:48  |  SOG: 120 |  HITS:123 |  TOI: 18:40 S71 - GP:66 | G:30| A:36 | P:66  |  SOG: 199 |  HITS:126 |  TOI: 20:46 -- SHL Playoffs -- S58 - GP:12 |  G:2 |  A:7   |  P:9   | SOG: 16  | HITS:6  | TOI: 17:35 S59 - GP:16 |  G:6 |  A:10 |  P:16  | SOG: 33  | HITS:4  | TOI: 19:39 S60 - GP:9  |  G:0 |  A:5   |  P:5   | SOG: 23  | HITS:11 | TOI: 18:55 S61 - GP:19 |  G:6 |  A:12 |  P:18  | SOG: 47  | HITS:18 | TOI: 19:21 S62 - GP:24 |  G:9 |  A:11 |  P:20  | SOG: 75  | HITS:34 | TOI: 20:55 S63 - GP:9  |  G:0 |  A:3   |  P:3   | SOG: 37  | HITS:20 | TOI: 22:21 S64 - GP:13 |  G:3 |  A:10 |  P:13 |  SOG: 58 | HITS:31 | TOI: 22:55 S65 - GP:17 |  G:3 |  A:7 |  P:10  |  SOG: 46 | HITS:46 | TOI: 22:21 S66 - GP:14|  G:8|  A:12 |  P:20  |  SOG: 56 | HITS:22 | TOI: 21:59 S67 - GP:7 |  G:0 |  A:4  |  P:4  |  SOG: 18  | HITS:9 | TOI: 22:01 S68 - GP:15|  G:5 |  A:12 |  P:17 |  SOG: 56 | HITS:27 | TOI: 21:45 S69 - GP:7|   G:1 |  A:6 |  P:7 |  SOG: 14 | HITS:19 | TOI: 19:59 -- SMJHL -- S54 - GP:50, G:7, A:7, P:14, SOG: 47, HITS:31, TOI: 11:22 S55 - GP:50, G:13, A:16, P:29, SOG: 98, HITS:35, TOI: 18:09 S56 - GP:50, G:18, A:26, P:44, SOG: 128, HITS:35, TOI: 16:53 S57 - GP:66, G:26, A:26, P:52, SOG: 220, HITS:48, TOI: 19:05 -- AWARDS -- S54: Drafted 6th Overall - Anchorage Armada[SMJHL] S55: Drafted 5th Overall - Texas Renegades [SHL] S57: Four Star Cup Champions - Anchorage Armada [SMJHL] S57: DeMaricus Smyth Award for Top Forward - Dach [WJC] S57: Brady McIntyre Award for WJC MVP - Dach [WJC] S58: Ryan Jesster Award - Best SHL Rookie [SHL] S58: All Rookie Team [SHL] S59: CHALLENGE CUP WINNERS [SHL] S62: CHALLENGE CUP WINNERS [SHL] S64: West All Star [SHL] S64: 2nd Team All Star [SHL] S65: West All Star [SHL] S65: 3rd Team All Star [SHL] S65: Darr Nominee [SHL] S66: West All Star [SHL] S66: Darr Winner [SHL] S66: 1st Team All Star [SHL] S68: Bronze Medal - Austria  [IIHF] S71: West All Star [SHL]
Ostap Maksimov || D || Retired || Challenge Cup x3 || ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season Statistics: 600 GP - 325 P - 3 Cups --------------
Ales Smirnov RW/D || Retired || Ron Mexico MVP: S35 || -- CAREER STATS -- REGULAR SEASON GP: 857 G:210 A:389 P:599 -- AWARDS -- S21: SMJHL Presidents Trophy & Four Star Cup | Kelowna Knights S21:Elias Armia Trophy (Award in Excellence Given By The League Commissioner.) S22: Four Star Cup Champs | Kelowna Knights S22: Ted Lindsay Award (SMJHL MVP) S22: Brodie Witzel Trophy (Playoffs MVP) S23: SHL All Rookie Team S26: IIHF Gold (Russia) S28: IIHF Silver (Russia) S32: IIHF Bronze (Russia) S35: Ron Mexico (SHL MVP) S38: IIHF Gold (Russia)

The QCC rookies just make me smile

Thanks to @Ragnar, @Symmetrik, @Merica, @enigmatic, @sulovilen, and @OrbitingDeath for the sigs! 

Avi courtesy of @MN_Moosey

Dejana Kaptina || C || QCC || BUF   Birthplace: Lausanne, Switzerland SMJHL Draft: S78, Round 1, Pick 12 (QCC) SHL Draft: S79, Round 1, Pick 13 (BUF) QCC Away Alternate, S78-pres. Scored Cup Clincher in S79 Four Star Cup (Game 5 OT) ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SMJHL Regular Season: S78 | 66 GP | 18 G | 29 A | 47 P | -18 | 19:19 TOI S79 | 66 GP | 32 G | 38 A | 70 P | +57 | 19:35 TOI S80 | 66 GP | 24 G | 47 A | 71 P | +68 | 20:28 TOI S81 | TBD ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoffs: S78 | 6 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | -7 | 19:17 TOI S79 | 21 GP | 16 G | 13 A | 29 P | +10 | 20:10 TOI S80 | 23 GP | 7 G | 11 A | 18 P | +14 | 19:12 TOI ------------------------------------------------------------ WJC Stats: S78 (Rhine) | 12 GP | 3 G | 7 A | 10 P | +8 | 14:46 TOI S79 (Rhine) | 12 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | -6 | 13:07 TOI S80 (Rhine) | 12 GP | 0 G | 10 A | 10 P | -3 | 19:12 TOI ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Stats: S79 | 12 GP | 2 G | 2 A | 4 P | Even | 9:03 TOI S80 | 12 GP | 3 G | 2 A | 5 P | Even | 13:31 TOI ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards and Honors: S79 | Four Star Cup Champion S79 | SMJHL All-Star S79 | Brandon Holmes Award (SMJHL Best Defensive Forward) S79 | Ronan O'Keefe Trophy (SMJHL Playoff Points Leader - Shared) S79 | Brodie Witzel Award (SMJHL Playoff MVP) S79 | IIHF Bronze Medal S80 | Four Star Cup Champion S80 | Brandon Holmes Award (SMJHL Best Defensive Forward)  

  Louise St. Martin || LD || QCC || TOR/EDM || Peak: 1971 TPE Birthplace: Geneva, Switzerland SHL Draft: S64, Rd 1, Pick 14 (TOR) Traded to EDM before S69 Traded back to TOR before S76 QCC Away Alternate, S64-S66 EDM Ass Captain, S70-S75 Scored GWG of S73 Challenge Cup G7 EDM Eye of the Storm Award 4x ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SMJHL Regular Season: S63 | 31 GP | 4 G | 5 A | 9 P | -12 | 17:49 TOI S64 | 66 GP | 14 G | 40 A | 54 P | +32 | 22:56 TOI S65 | 66 GP | 21 G | 53 A | 74 P | +51 | 24:25 TOI S66 | 66 GP | 10 G | 23 A | 33 P | +7 | 22:57 TOI ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoffs: S63 | 13 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 P | -6 | 18:04 TOI S64 | 14 GP | 0 G | 10 A | 10 P | +3 | 23:32 TOI S65 | 10 GP | 1 G | 5 A | 6 P | -4 | 22:22 TOI S66 | 17 GP | 4 G | 6 A | 10 P | +5 | 24:40 TOI  ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season: S67 | 66 GP | 1 G | 18 A | 19 P | +17 | 18:56 TOI S68 | 66 GP | 5 G | 18 A | 23 P | +42 | 20:00 TOI S69 | 66 GP | 16 G | 25 A | 41 P | -3 | 20:14 TOI S70 | 66 GP | 19 G | 42 A | 61 P | +14 | 21:59 TOI S71 | 66 GP | 21 G | 34 A | 55 P | +16 | 23:55 TOI S72 | 66 GP | 21 G | 38 A | 59 P | +28 | 23:18 TOI S73 | 66 GP | 22 G | 58 A | 80 P | +54 | 22:30 TOI S74 | 66 GP | 25 G | 47 A | 72 P | +54 | 22:55 TOI S75 | 66 GP | 7 G | 21 A | 28 P | +43 | 20:23 TOI S76 | 66 GP | 11 G | 27 A | 38 P | -23 | 22:08 TOI S77 | 66 GP | 2 G | 17 A | 19 P | -10 | 19:06 TOI S78 | 66 GP | 4 G | 17 A | 21 P +3 | 17:04 TOI ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoffs: S67 | 11 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 P | -7 | 19:15 TOI S68 | 11 GP | 2 G | 6 A | 8 P | +1 | 19:23 TOI S69 | 9 GP | 1 G | 5 A | 6 P | +5 | 20:19 TOI S70 | 5 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | +3 | 22:17 TOI S71 | 14 GP | 6 G | 8 A | 14 P | +8 | 23:50 TOI S72 | 15 GP | 4 G | 7 A | 11 P | +4 | 23:29 TOI S73 | 22 GP | 6 G | 8 A | 14 P | +1 | 23:06 TOI S74 | 10 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | Even | 21:33 TOI S75 | 11 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | +4 | 21:29 TOI S76 | DNQ S77 | 6 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | +4 | 18:33 TOI S78 | 7 GP | 0 G | 1 A | Even | 18:19 TOI ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF (RS ONLY): S65 | 12 GP | 3 G | 4 A | 7 P | +8 | 14:33 TOI S66 | 12 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | -6 | 18:52 TOI S67 | 12 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -6 | 20:51 TOI S68 | 12 GP | 2 G | 4 A | 6 P | -3 | 21:11 TOI S69 | 12 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | +2 | 20:55 TOI S70 | 12 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | -11 | 23:08 TOI S71 | 12 GP | 4 G | 1 A | 5 P | -1 | 23:23 TOI S72 | 12 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | -3 | 23:23 TOI S73 | 12 G | 3 G | 0 A | 3 P | -5 | 24:03 TOI S74 (as F) | 12 GP | 1 G | 8 A | 9 P | +5 | 17:06 TOI S75 (as F) | 12 GP | 2 G | 5 A | 7 P | +1 | 17:29 TOI S76 (as F) | 12 GP | 3 G | 2 A | 5 P | +3 | 17:12 TOI S77 | 12 GP | 4 G | 1 A | 5 P | -1 | 15:18 TOI S78 | 12 GP | 2 G | 7 A | 9 P | +5 | 16:31 TOI  ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards & Honors: S64 | SMJHL All-Star S64 | Light Award (SMJHL Most Improved) S64 | All-SMJHL First Team S64 | WJC Bronze Medal S65 | SMJHL All-Star S65 | All-SMJHL First Team S65 | IIHF Gold Medal S65 | WJC Gold Medal S66 | Onoprienko Award (SMJHL Most Underrated) S66 | Armia Award (SMJHL Commissioner's Award) S66 | WJC Gold Medal S70 | SHL All-Star S71 | SHL All-Star S71 | All-SHL Third Team S72 | SHL All-Star S73 | League Leader in Assists + Points (D) S73 | Challenge Cup Champion S73 | SHL All-Star S73 | Scott Stevens Award (SHL Best D) S73 | All-SHL First Team S74 | SHL All-Star S74 | League Leader in Goals + Points (D) S74 | IIHF Silver Medal S74 | All-SHL First Team S74 | Scott Stevens Award (SHL Best D) S76 | IIHF Silver Medal

Valérie Picot - Switzerland Fed Head S74-pres. S74 | 7 W | 5 L | Def USA 3-2 (OT) QF, Def FIN 5-1 SF, Lost to GER 4-2 GMG - Silver Medal S75 | 5 W | 7 L | DNQ for Knockouts S76 | 9 W | 3 L | Def FRA 3-2 (OT) QF, Def JPN 4-1 SF, Lost to CAN 7-4 GMG - Silver Medal S77 | 8 W | 4 L | Lost to FIN 4-0 QF S78 | 7 W | 5 L | Lost to SWE 3-1 QF S79 | 7 W | 5 L | Def NOR 3-2 QF, Lost to CAN 3-2 SF, Def CZE 3-1 BMG - Bronze Medal S80 | 4 W | 8 L | DNQ for Knockouts