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This film is going to be a crossover between the movie goon, and the hangover. Jaxson Reaper will be the main character where after a successful mid season in the league, the boys are celebrating the last days of the holiday break, but after a wild night of celebrating their record at the local bar, Squidwardo Tentaclés has gone missing and it takes the rest of the boys to try and find him in time for the next game.
|| Jaxson Reaper || #2 || Left Defense || New England Wolfpack || Yukon Malamutes Alumni || UK/GB || 1065 TPE ||
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Name: Jaxson Reaper
Born: Long Island, New York USA (United Kingdom/Great Britain Duel Citizenship)
Height: 5' 11"
Weight: 196 lbs
Number: 2
S73 SMJHL Draft: 5th Round, 63rd OA - Yukon Malamutes
S74 SHL Draft: 2nd Round, 30th OA - New England Wolfpack
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S73 | Yukon Malamutes | 66 GP | 08 G | 24 A | 32 P | -20 +/- | 03 PPG | 05 PPA | 00 GWG | 118 HIT | 79 BLK | 61 OGR | 67 DGR | 64 GR |
S74 | Yukon Malamutes | 66 GP | 06 G | 20 A | 26 P | +14 +/- | 01 PPG | 01 PPA | 03 GWG | 093 HIT | 76 BLK | 59 OGR | 68 DGR | 64 GR |
S75 | Yukon Malamutes | 66 GP | 10 G | 27 A | 37 P | +18 +/- | 01 PPG | 00 PPA | 01 GWG | 114 HIT | 92 BLK | 64 OGR | 70 DGR | 68 GR |
TOT | 198 GP | 24 G | 71 A | 95 P | +12 +/- | 5 PPG | 6 PPA | 4 GWG | 325 HIT | 247 BLK | 61 OGR | 68 DGR | 65 GR |
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SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S73 | Yukon Malamutes | 13 GP | 02 G | 02 A | 04 P | -03 +/- | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | 22 HIT | 12 BLK | 57 OGR | 64 DGR | 62 GR |
S74 | Yukon Malamutes | 11 GP | 01 G | 03 A | 04 P | -00 +/- | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 01 GWG | 13 HIT | 10 BLK | 57 OGR | 69 DGR | 64 GR |
S75 | Yukon Malamutes | 06 GP | 00 G | 01 A | 01 P | -08 +/- | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | 09 HIT | 07 BLK | 64 OGR | 62 DGR | 65 GR |
TOT | 30 GP | 3 G | 6 A | 8 P | -11 +/- | 0 PPG | 0 PPA | 1 GWG | 43 HIT | 29 BLK | 59 OGR | 65 DGR | 63 GR |
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SHL Regular Season Stats:
S76 | New England Wolfpack | 66 GP | 05 G | 13 A | 18 P | +16 +/- | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | 41 HIT | 76 BLK | 52 OGR | 64 DGR | 58 GR |
S77 | New England Wolfpack | 66 GP | 04 G | 17 A | 21 P | +13 +/- | 00 PPG | 01 PPA | 00 GWG | 63 HIT | 75 BLK | 53 OGR | 66 DGR | 60 GR |
S00 | New England Wolfpack | 00 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | -00 +/- | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | 00 HIT | 00 BLK | 00 OGR | 00 DGR | 00 GR |
S00 | New England Wolfpack | 00 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | -00 +/- | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | 00 HIT | 00 BLK | 00 OGR | 00 DGR | 00 GR |
S00 | New England Wolfpack | 00 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | -00 +/- | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | 00 HIT | 00 BLK | 00 OGR | 00 DGR | 00 GR |
TOT | 132 GP | 9 G | 30 A | 39 P | +29 +/- | 0 PPG | 1 PPA | 0 GWG | 104 HIT | 151 BLK | 53 OGR | 65 DGR | 59 GR |
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SHL Playoff Stats:
S76 | New England Wolfpack | 07 GP | 00 G | 01 A | 00 P | -09 +/- | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | 08 HIT | 10 BLK | 53 OGR | 60 DGR | 57 GR |
S77 | New England Wolfpack | 25 GP | 03 G | 09 A | 12 P | +15 +/- | 01 PPG | 00 PPA | 02 GWG | 31 HIT | 30 BLK | 54 OGR | 65 DGR | 60 GR |
S78 | New England Wolfpack | 00 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | -00 +/- | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | 00 HIT | 00 BLK | 00 OGR | 00 DGR | 00 GR |
S79 | New England Wolfpack | 00 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | -00 +/- | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | 00 HIT | 00 BLK | 00 OGR | 00 DGR | 00 GR |
S80 | New England Wolfpack | 00 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | -00 +/- | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | 00 HIT | 00 BLK | 00 OGR | 00 DGR | 00 GR |
TOT | 32 GP | 3 G | 10 A | 13 P | 6 +/- | 1 PPG | 0 PPA | 2 GWG | 39 HIT | 40 BLK | 54 OGR | 63 DGR | 59 GR |
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IIHF WJC Medal Round Stats:
S72 | British Isles | 01 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | -00 +/- | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | 02 HIT | 03 BLK | 65 OGR | 82 DGR | 72 GR |
S73 | British Isles | 01 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | -02 +/- | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | 03 HIT | 00 BLK | 58 OGR | 48 DGR | 58 GR |
S74 | British Isles | 01 GP | 00 G | 01 A | 01 P | -00 +/- | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | 01 HIT | 01 BLK | 59 OGR | 42 DGR | 57 GR |
S75 | British Isles | 00 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | -00 +/- | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | 00 HIT | 00 BLK | 00 OGR | 00 DGR | 00 GR |
TOT | 3 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 0 P | -2 +/- | 0 PPG | 0 PPA | 0 GWG | 6 HIT | 4 BLK | 60 OGR | 57 DGR | 62 GR |
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IIHF Medal Round Stats:
S73 | Great Britain | 03 GP | 02 G | 01 A | 03 P | -02 +/- | 01 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | 01 HIT | 04 BLK | 54 OGR | 53 DGR | 55 GR |
S74 | Great Britain | DNQ |
S75 | Great Britain | 00 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | -00 +/- | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | 00 HIT | 00 BLK | 00 OGR | 00 DGR | 00 GR |
TOT | 3 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | -2 +/- | 1 PPG | 0 PPA | 0 GWG | 1 HIT | 4 BLK | 54 OGR | 53 DGR | 55 GR |
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Transactions:
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Awards/Accomplishments:
S77: Challenge Cup Champion
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|| Vincent Mietitore || #33 || Goalie || Winnipeg Aurora & Edmonton Blizzard Alumni || UK/GB || Retired || Highest TPE Achieved: 927 ||
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Name: Vincent Mietitore
Born: London, England
Height: 6' 1"
Weight: 192 lbs
Number: 33
S56 SMJHL Draft: 2nd Round, 15th OA - Anaheim Outlaws
S57 SHL Draft: 2nd Round, 25th OA - Winnipeg Jets
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S56 | Anaheim Outlaws | 36 GP | 2146 MP | 19 W | 13 L | 03 OTL | 00 SO | 1099 SHA | 989 SAV | 110 GA | 0.900 SV% | 3.08 GAA | 68 GR |
S57 | Anaheim Outlaws | 44 GP | 2615 MP | 24 W | 16 L | 03 OTL | 01 SO | 1297 SHA | 1181 SAV | 116 GA | 0.911 SV% | 2.66 GAA | 70 GR |
S58 | Anaheim Outlaws | 49 GP | 2895 MP | 16 W | 29 L | 04 OTL | 04 SO | 1790 SHA | 1638 SAV | 152 GA | 0.915 SV% | 3.15 GAA | 74 GR |
S59 | Anaheim Outlaws | 44 GP | 2629 MP | 18 W | 20 L | 06 OTL | 04 SO | 1522 SHA | 1403 SAV | 119 GA | 0.922 SV% | 2.72 GAA | 78 GR |
TOT | 173 GP | 10285 MP | 77 W | 78 L | 16 OTL | 9 SO | 5708 SHA | 5211 SAV | 497 GA | 0.913 SV% | 2.90 GAA | 73 GR |
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SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S56 | Anaheim Outlaws | 07 GP | 425 MP | 03 W | 02 L | 02 OTL | 00 SO | 211 SHA | 191 SAV | 20 GA | 0.905 SV% | 2.82 GAA | 66 GR |
S57 | Anaheim Outlaws | 21 GP | 1278 MP | 13 W | 07 L | 01 OTL | 02 SO | 619 SHA | 559 SAV | 60 GA | 0.903 SV% | 2.82 GAA | 68 GR |
S58 | Anaheim Outlaws | 07 GP | 432 MP | 03 W | 04 L | 00 OTL | 01 SO | 222 SHA | 207 SAV | 15 GA | 0.932 SV% | 2.08 GAA | 77 GR |
S59 | Anaheim Outlaws | 04 GP | 237 MP | 00 W | 04 L | 00 OTL | 00 SO | 121 SHA | 107 SAV | 14 GA | 0.884 SV% | 3.53 GAA | 60 GR |
TOT | 39 GP | 2372 MP | 19 W | 17 L | 3 OTL | 3 SO | 1173 SHA | 1064 SAV | 109 GA | 0.907 SV% | 2.76 GAA | 68 GR |
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SHL Regular Season Stats:
S57 | Winnipeg Jets | 11 GP | 0598 MP | 06 W | 03 L | 01 OTL | 02 SO | 0302 SHA | 0275 SAV | 027 GA | 0.911 SV% | 2.71 GAA | 70 GR |
S58 | Winnipeg Aurora | 12 GP | 0629 MP | 05 W | 07 L | 00 OTL | 02 SO | 0336 SHA | 0303 SAV | 033 GA | 0.902 SV% | 3.15 GAA | 65 GR |
S59 | Winnipeg Aurora | 13 GP | 0745 MP | 05 W | 05 L | 01 OTL | 00 SO | 0415 SHA | 0377 SAV | 038 GA | 0.908 SV% | 3.06 GAA | 69 GR |
S60 | Winnipeg Aurora | 28 GP | 1506 MP | 07 W | 14 L | 03 OTL | 01 SO | 1189 SHA | 1094 SAV | 095 GA | 0.920 SV% | 3.78 GAA | 78 GR |
S61 | Winnipeg Aurora | 53 GP | 2755 MP | 03 W | 38 L | 04 OTL | 00 SO | 2371 SHA | 2152 SAV | 219 GA | 0.908 SV% | 4.77 GAA | 73 GR |
S62 | Winnipeg Aurora | 40 GP | 1773 MP | 02 W | 22 L | 01 OTL | 00 SO | 1607 SHA | 1461 SAV | 146 GA | 0.909 SV% | 4.94 GAA | 70 GR |
S63 | Winnipeg Aurora | 44 GP | 2152 MP | 09 W | 25 L | 00 OTL | 01 SO | 1738 SHA | 1578 SAV | 160 GA | 0.908 SV% | 4.46 GAA | 71 GR |
S64 | Winnipeg Aurora | 50 GP | 2827 MP | 21 W | 22 L | 05 OTL | 00 SO | 1991 SHA | 1827 SAV | 164 GA | 0.918 SV% | 3.48 GAA | 78 GR |
S65 | Edmonton Blizzard | 33 GP | 1665 MP | 11 W | 15 L | 03 OTL | 01 SO | 1113 SHA | 1011 SAV | 102 GA | 0.908 SV% | 3.67 GAA | 71 GR |
TOT | 284 GP | 14,650 MP | 69 W | 151 L | 18 OTL | 7 SO | 11,062 SHA | 10,078 SAV | 984 GA | 0.911 SV% | 4.03 GAA | 72 GR |
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SHL Playoff Stats:
S57 | Winnipeg Jets | DNP |
S58 | Winnipeg Aurora | DNP |
S59 - S63 | Winnipeg Aurora | DNQ |
S64 | Winnipeg Aurora | 04 GP | 183 MP | 00 W | 03 L | 00 OTL | 00 SO | 155 SHA | 138 SAV | 17 GA | 0.890 SV% | 5.57 GAA | 65 GR |
S65 | Edmonton Blizzard | 01 GP | 0 MP | 00 W | 00 L | 00 OTL | 00 SO | 002 SHA | 002 SAV | 00 GA | 0.999 SV% | 0.00 GAA | 54 GR |
TOT | 5 GP | 183 MP | 0 W | 0 L | 0 OTL | 0 SO | 157 SHA | 140 SAV | 17 GA | 0.890 SV% | 5.57 GAA | 59 GR |
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IIHF WJC Medal Round Stats:
S57 | British Isles | 04 GP | 239 MP | 02 W | 02 L | 00 OTL | 00 SO | 98 SHA | 90 SAV | 08 GA | 0.918 SV% | 2.01 GAA | 68 GR |
S58 | British Isles | 06 GP | 365 MP | 04 W | 01 L | 01 OTL | 01 SO | 151 SHA | 138 SAV | 13 GA | 0.914 SV% | 2.14 GAA | 70 GR |
TOT | 10 GP | 604 MP | 06 W | 03 L | 01 OTL | 01 SO | 249 SHA | 228 SAV | 21 GA | 0.916 SV% | 2.09 GAA | 69 GR |
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IIHF Medal Round Stats:
S57 | Great Britain | 02 GP | 120 MP | 01 W | 01 L | 00 OTL | 00 SO | 48 SHA | 41 SAV | 07 GA | 0.854 SV% | 3.50 GAA | 54 GR |
S58 | Great Britain | 03 GP | 179 MP | 03 W | 00 L | 00 OTL | 00 SO | 53 SHA | 45 SAV | 08 GA | 0.849 SV% | 2.67 GAA | 51 GR |
S59 | Great Britain | DNQ |
S60 - S61 | Great Britain | DNP |
S62 - S63 | Great Britain | DNQ |
S64 | Great Britain | DNP |
TOT | 5 GP | 299 MP | 04 W | 01 L | 00 OTL | 00 SO | 101 SHA | 86 SAV | 15 GA | 0.851 SV% | 3.01 GAA | 53 GR |
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Transactions:
S56: Signed 1 Year/$4M contract with the Anaheim Outlaws
S57: Signed 3 Year/$9.5M contract with the Winnipeg Aurora
S59: Signed 2 Year/$12M contract with the Winnipeg Aurora
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Awards/Accomplishments:
S57: Great Britain IIHF Silver Medal
S58: British Isles WJC Bronze Medal
S58: Great Britain IIHF Silver Medal
S59: Cedric Robinson Trophy
S60: Great Britain IIHF Gold Medal
S61: Great Britain IIHF Gold Medal
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|| Vince Reaper || #24 || Left Wing || San Francisco Pride || Halifax Raider Alumni || UK/GB || Retired || Highest TPE Achieved: 1,479 ||
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Name: Vince Reaper
Born: Long Island, New York USA (United Kingdom/Great Britain Duel Citizenship)
Height: 6' 3"
Weight: 236 lbs
Number: 24
S42 SMJHL Draft: Undrafted Free Agent - Halifax Raiders
S43 SHL Draft: 3rd Round, 31st OA - San Francisco Pride
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S42 | Halifax Raiders | 50 GP | 08 G | 07 A | 15 P | -16 | 01 PPG | 04 PPA | 01 GWG |
S43 | Halifax Raiders | 50 GP | 17 G | 22 A | 39 P | +17 | 06 PPG | 06 PPA | 05 GWG |
S44 | Halifax Raiders | 50 GP | 16 G | 20 A | 36 P | +05 | 03 PPG | 11 PPA | 02 GWG |
TOT | 150 GP | 41 G | 49 A | 90 P | +6 +/- | 10 PPG | 21 PPA | 8 GWG |
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SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S42 - S44 | DNQ |
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SHL Regular Season Stats:
S45 | San Francisco Pride | 50 GP | 10 G | 10 A | 20 P | -08 | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 03 GWG |
S46 | San Francisco Pride | 50 GP | 08 G | 09 A | 17 P | -10 | 02 PPG | 01 PPA | 02 GWG |
S47 | San Francisco Pride | 50 GP | 12 G | 21 A | 33 P | +02 | 04 PPG | 08 PPA | 03 GWG |
S48 | San Francisco Pride | 50 GP | 15 G | 20 A | 35 P | +08 | 02 PPG | 05 PPA | 02 GWG |
S49 | San Francisco Pride | 50 GP | 16 G | 13 A | 29 P | -22 | 03 PPG | 03 PPA | 02 GWG |
S50 | San Francisco Pride | 50 GP | 19 G | 22 A | 41 P | +17 | 03 PPG | 05 PPA | 05 GWG |
S51 | San Francisco Pride | 50 GP | 19 G | 17 A | 36 P | -24 | 02 PPG | 05 PPA | 04 GWG |
S52 | San Francisco Pride | 50 GP | 21 G | 19 A | 40 P | +7 | 03 PPG | 05 PPA | 05 GWG |
S53 | San Francisco Pride | 50 GP | 19 G | 17 A | 36 P | -4 | 03 PPG | 02 PPA | ? GWG |
S54 | San Francisco Pride | 50 GP | 14 G | 11 A | 25 P | +1 | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | ? GWG |
S55 | San Francisco Pride | 50 GP | 14 G | 21 A | 35 P | -20 | 03 PPG | 07 PPA | ? GWG |
S56 | San Francisco Pride | 50 GP | 13 G | 09 A | 22 P | -58 | 02 PPG | 03 PPA | ? GWG |
TOT | 600 GP | 180 G | 189 A | 369 P | -111 +/- | 27 PPG | 44 PPA | 26* GWG |
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SHL Playoff Stats:
S45 - S46 | San Francisco Pride | DNQ |
S47 | San Francisco Pride | 05 GP | 01 G | 00 A | 01 P | -02 | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG |
S48 | San Francisco Pride | 06 GP | 01 G | 01 A | 02 P | +02 | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG |
S49 | San Francisco Pride | DNQ |
S50 | San Francisco Pride | 04 GP | 00 G | 01 A | 01 P | +00 | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG |
S51 | San Francisco Pride | DNQ |
S52 | San Francisco Pride | 19 GP | 04 G | 06 A | 10 P | -08 | 00 PPG | 02 PPA | 00 GWG |
S53 - S56 | San Francisco Pride | DNQ |
TOT | 34 GP | 6 G | 8 A | 14 P | -8 +/- | 0 PPG | 2 PPA | 0 GWG |
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IIHF WJC Medal Round Stats:
S42 | British Isles | 03 GP | 00 G | 01 A | 01 P | +01 | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | Silver
S43 | British Isles | 02 GP | 00 G | 02 A | 02 P | +02 | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | Bronze
S44 | British Isles | 01 GP | 01 G | 00 A | 01 P | -03 | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG |
TOT | 6 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | +0 +/- | 0 PPG | 0 PPA | 0 GWG |
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IIHF Medal Round Stats:
S43 - S44 | Great Britain | DNQ |
S45 | Great Britain | 01 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | +00 | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG |
S46 | Great Britain | 03 GP | 03 G | 01 A | 04 P | +05 | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | Silver
S47 | Great Britain | 03 GP | 02 G | 01 A | 03 P | -01 | 01 PPG | 01 PPA | 01 GWG | Gold
S48 | Great Britain | DNQ |
S49 | Great Britain | 03 GP | 01 G | 01 A | 02 P | +01 | 01 PPG | 00 PPA | 01 GWG | Silver
S50 - S51 | Great Britain | DNQ |
S52 | Great Britain | 03 GP | 00 G | 01 A | 01 P | +00 | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | Gold
S53 | Great Britain | 03 GP | 00 G | 01 A | 01 P | +00 | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | Bronze
S54 | Great Britain | 03 GP | 01 G | 02 A | 03 P | +00 | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | Silver
S55 | Great Britain | DNP |
TOT | 19 GP | 7 G | 7 A | 14 P | +5 +/- | 2 PPG | 1 PPA | 2 GWG |
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Transactions:
S42: Signed 1 Year/$3M contract with the Halifax Raiders
S43: Signed 1 Year/$4M contract with the San Francisco Pride
S44: Signed 1 Year/$3M contract with the San Francisco Pride
S45: Signed 3 year/$9M contract with the San Francisco Pride
S48: Signed 3 year/$12M contract with the San Francisco Pride
S50: Signed 69 year/$420M contract with the San Francisco Pride [/pbl]
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Awards/Accomplishments:
S42: British Isles WJC Silver Medal
S43: British Isles WJC Bronze Medal
S44: Halifax Raiders Alternate Captain
S45: First Career SHL Goal - Game 100 - San Francisco Pride vs Buffalo Stampede
S46: First Hat Trick - IIHF Semi Finals - Great Britain vs Sweden
S46: Great Britain IIHF Silver Medal
S47: Great Britain IIHF Gold Medal
S48: First SHL Hat Trick - Game 24 - Los Angeles Panthers vs San Francisco Pride
S49: San Francisco Pride Alternate Captain (Away)
S49: First SHL Fight - Game 91 - Vince Reaper vs Artemi Berezin (Draw)
S49: Great Britain IIHF Silver Medal [/pbl]
S50: San Francisco Pride Alternate Captain (Home)
S52: Great Britain IIHF Gold Medal
S53: Great Britain IIHF Bronze Medal
S54: Great Britain IIHF Silver Medal
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We'll be doing a simple docu-series on the team and going hunting and drinking beer. There won't be any real message or plot, just nothing but good times.
Paul Bondage | RD | Atlanta Inferno | 420 TPE
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We're definitely creating an action flick with our crew. The best and obvious answer is something akin to space jam where aliens come and play hockey. Obviously don't want to copy it exactly, so maybe just have them come from an ice plant and naturally be more inclined to be comfortable on ice
The Berserkers movie will be a rom-com featuring the entire current roster and alumni as the cast. The entire franchise will be caught in a messy web of love with every relationship being the enemies to lovers arc
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The movie would be about the life of the players outside the locker room, and the love interest would be the bromance the boys on Anchorage share.
Jexter SMJHL HO
Fantasy Flame Out
The Film would be the Grains of a Champion
Genre: Romantic Comedy
It would be about Fred Bread and the Love Interest would be a reporter for the Daily Crumb named Ciara Ciabatta.
Fred Bread looks to break into the SHL with his fellow teammates, but the whole movie is really just an excuse for a litany of Bread/Gluten based puns.
Shoutout TheOPSquid for the Sig
Langston Hardison-Laurent | | LW | | Winnipeg Aurora
Name: Langston Hardison-Laurent
Birthplace: Gainesville, USA
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 202
Number: 7 ]
Current Team: Winnipeg Aurora
Former Team: Yukon Malamutes (SMJHL)
IIHF Nation: Switzerland
Yukon Captain S76
Yukon Alternate Captain S74-S75
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SHL Regular Season Stats:
66 GP | 20 G | 29 A | 49 P | -33 | 145 S | 62 PIM | 76 H | 7 SB
SHL Post Season Stats:
SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
264 GP | 129 G | 137 A | 266 P | +3 | 902 S | 134 PIM | 527 H | 60 SB
SMJHL Post Season Stats:
36 GP | 15 G | 12 A | 27 P | -1 | 129 S | 4 PIM | 64 H | 7 SB
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Transactions:
Drafted 55 OA by the Yukon Malamutes in the S73 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 17 OA by the Winnipeg Aurora in the S74 SHL Entry Draft
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Achievements:
S76 IIHF Silver Medal
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Awards:
S76 IIHF Silver Medal
S76 Zach Miller Award
S74 Ideen Fallah Trophy
S74 Raymond Lindsay Trophy
S74 Roberto Martucci Trophy - 55 Goals
S74 Jared Hanson Trophy - 95 Points
S74 Alex Light Trophy
S75 SMJHL All-Star
S75 SMJHL All Star Game First Star
S74 SMJHL First Team All-Star
S74 SMJHL All Star Game First Star
Team Awards:
S76 Struck Gold Award
S75 Musher Award
S75 Swing Dog Award
S75 Gold Rush Award
S75 Team Dog Award
S74 Musher Award
S74 Struck Gold Award
S74 Gold Rush Award
S74 Klondike Award
S74 Team Dog Award
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Plot? The plot?!? We don't need no plot!
This film will be nothing but chaos and Family Guy-esque cutaways. Those cutaways will happen inside of other cutaways. Cutaway-ception.
No one has any clue what the story was about, but critics were curious as to why "what the dog doin'?" was said 257 times in the 93-minute film, when absolute 0 dogs were filmed on set.
Critics have given the movie a 0.4/10, while Reddit gives it a 6.9/10. Nice.
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The Raptors will make some sort of Jurassic Park rip off starring all of us. There will be no love interest as we will just devour everything. The plot will basically be lost on all of us because it will just be a bunch of Raptors causing chaos. Obviously, it'd be some campy B-movie that we can all laugh along to.
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I'm going to make a Scorsese style gangster flick a la Goodfellas or Casino. The main character will be played by myself, Emil Karlsson, and it will chart his rise through the Detroit mafia, before the inevitable fall back to reality at the end of the picture. Will Tomlander and Simo Jääskeläinen will have roles as henchmen and Prince Marius has been cast as the love interest.
EMIL KARLSSON | C | MONTREAL PATRIOTES | 1309 TPE
NAME: Emil Karlsson
BIRTHPLACE: Örnsköldsvik, Sweden
HEIGHT: 6'3"
WEIGHT: 230 lbs
NUMBER: 28
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SHL CAREER STATS
S76 MTL: GP: 66, G: 18, A: 29, P: 47, +/-: -90, H: 71
S77 MTL: GP: 66, G: 19, A: 31, P: 50, +/-: -73, H: 70
S78 MTL: GP: 66, G: 26, A: 42, P: 68, +/-: -44, H: 78
S79 MTL: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0
TOT: GP: 198, G: 63, A: 102, P: 165, +/-: -207, H: 219
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S76 MTL: DNQ
S77 MTL: DNQ
S78 MTL: DNQ
S79 MTL:
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S72 DET: GP: 8, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -8, H: 9
S73 DET: GP: 66, G: 18, A: 23, P: 41, +/-: -3, H: 73
S74 DET: GP: 66, G: 9, A: 24, P: 33, +/-: -7, H: 59
S75 DET: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 38, P: 55, +/-: 9, H: 90
TOT: GP: 206, G: 44, A: 85, P: 129, +/-: -9, H: 231
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SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S72 DET: DNQ
S73 DET: GP: 9, G: 1, A: 5, P: 6, +/-: -7, H: 9
S74 DET: GP: 17, G: 1, A: 7, P: 8, +/-: 4, H: 12
S75 DET: GP: 14, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: -8, H: 15
TOT: GP: 40, G: 7, A: 18, P: 25, +/-: -11, H: 36
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IIHF CAREER STATS
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AWARDS/HONOURS:
S74: Four Star Cup champion (Detroit Falcons)
S74: WJC Gold Medal (Team Norden)
S75: WJC Gold Medal (Team Norden)
S78: SHL All Star
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TRANSACTIONS:
S72: Signed as UDFA with Detroit Falcons
S73: Drafted 16th overall by Detroit Falcons
S74: Drafted 6th overall by Montreal Patriotes
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ISAK SOGARD | D | RETIRED
NAME: Isak Sogard
BIRTHPLACE: Bergen, Norway
HEIGHT: 6'2"
WEIGHT: 220 lbs
NUMBER: 4
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SHL CAREER STATS
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S68 STL: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: 1, H: 16
S69 KEL: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0
TOT: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: 1, H: 16
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SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S68 STL: GP: 16, G: 0, A: 9, P: 9, +/-: 10, H: 16
S69 KEL: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0
TOT: GP: 16, G: 0, A: 9, P: 9, +/-: 10, H: 16
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IIHF CAREER STATS
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AWARDS/HONOURS:
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TRANSACTIONS:
S68: Signed as UDFA with St. Louis Scarecrows
S69: Drafted 2nd overall by Kelowna Knights
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KAARLO KEKKONEN | LW | RETIRED
NAME: Kaarlo Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Akaa, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'4"
WEIGHT: 220 lbs
NUMBER: 82
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SHL CAREER STATS
S54 TEX: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 13, P: 18, +/-: -5, H: 12
S55 TEX: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 16, P: 26, +/-: -11, H: 19
S56 TEX: GP: 50, G: 21, A: 23, P: 44, +/-: 4, H: 23
S57 TEX: GP: 66, G: 26, A: 40, P: 66, +/-: 37, H: 23
S58 TEX: GP: 66, G: 28, A: 47, P: 75, +/-: 37, H: 15
S59 TEX: GP: 66, G: 31, A: 39, P: 70, +/-: 34, H: 27
S60 MTL: GP: 66, G: 29, A: 37, P: 66, +/-: -21, H: 55
S61 MTL: GP: 66, G: 30, A: 30, P: 60, +/-: -13, H: 89
S62 PHI: GP: 66, G: 40, A: 51, P: 91, +/-: 18, H: 47
S63 PHI: GP: 66, G: 21, A: 50, P: 71, +/-: 23, H: 58
S64 PHI: GP: 66, G: 35, A: 32, P: 67, +/-: 36, H: 51
S65 PHI: GP: 66, G: 21, A: 37, P: 58, +/-: 18, H: 57
S66 PHI: GP: 66, G: 18, A: 24, P: 42, +/-: -21, H: 142
S67 BUF: GP: 66, G: 20, A: 30, P: 50, +/-: -8, H: 69
S68 BUF: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 17, P: 34, +/-: -4, H: 117
TOT: GP: 942, G: 352, A: 486, P: 838, +/-: 124, H: 804
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S54 TEX: DNQ
S55 TEX: GP: 4, G: 2, A: 0, P: 2, +/-: -2, H: 2
S56 TEX: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -6 , H: 1
S57 TEX: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -3, H: 1
S58 TEX: GP: 12, G: 3, A: 6, P: 9, +/-: 2, H: 6
S59 TEX: GP: 16, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 3, H: 10
S60 MTL: DNQ
S61 MTL: DNQ
S62 PHI: GP: 6, G: 3, A: 4, P: 7, +/-: 5, H: 8
S63 PHI: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -1, H: 6
S64 PHI: GP: 4, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -7, H: 3
S65 PHI: GP: 7, G: 4, A: 3, P: 7, +/-: 4, H: 6
S66 PHI: GP: 7, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/-: 1, H: 10
S67 BUF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, H: 3
S68 BUF: GP: 17, G: 9, A: 4, P: 13, +/-: -6, H: 34
TOT: GP: 92, G: 29, A: 30, P: 59, +/-: -10, H: 87
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S49 DET: GP:5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, H: 0
S50 DET: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 12, P: 21, +/-: -6, H: 47
S51 DET: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 22, P: 38, +/-: 8, H: 42
S52 DET: GP: 50, G: 29, A: 33, P: 62, +/-: 19, H: 58
S53 DET: GP: 50, G: 19, A: 31, P: 50, +/-: 25 H: 5
TOT: GP: 205, G: 73, A: 99, P: 172, +/-: 45, H: 152
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SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S50 DET: GP: 10, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: 1, H: 10
S51 DET: GP: 7, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/-: -4, H: 8
S52 DET: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 3, P: 9, +/-: 6, H: 10
S53 DET: GP: 17, G: 3, A: 4, P: 7, +/-: 0, H: 7
TOT: GP: 44, G: 10, A: 10, P: 27, +/-: 3, H: 35
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IIHF CAREER STATS
S50 FIN: GP: 12, G: 3, A: 1, P: 4, +/-: -4, H: 1
S51 FIN: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -2, H: 5
S52 FIN: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -3, H: 3
S53 FIN: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -8, H: 1
S54 FIN: GP: 12, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -3, H: 0
S55 FIN: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 5, P: 6, +/-: -5, H: 2
S56 FIN: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: -2, H: 0
S57 FIN: GP: 12, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: -6, H: 0
S58 FIN: GP: 12, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: -6, H: 4
S59 FIN: GP: 12, G: 3, A: 3, P: 6, +/-: -3, H: 12
S60 FIN: GP: 12, G: 11, A: 4, P: 15, +/-: 12, H: 12
S61 FIN: GP: 14, G: 7, A: 10, P: 17, +/-: 10, H: 12
S62 FIN: GP: 15, G: 6, A: 8, P: 14, +/-: 8, H: 8
S63 FIN: GP: 13, G: 4, A: 4, P: 8, +/-: 6, H: 6
TOT: GP: 174, G: 50, A: 55, P: 105, +/-: -6, H: 66
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AWARDS/HONOURS:
S52: 1st Team All SMJHL
S52: Jared Hanson Trophy (SMJHL Points Leader)
S52: Roberto Martucci Trophy (SMJHL Goals Leader)
S52: Raymond Lindsay Trophy (SMJHL Players MVP)
S52: Ideen Fallah Trophy (SMJHL Awards Committee MVP)
S53: 1st Team All SMJHL
S53: Ron Bolt Trophy (SMJHL Most Sportsmanlike)
S53: Four Star Cup champion (Detroit Falcons)
S59: Challenge Cup champion (Texas Renegades)
S60: Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee
S60: All SHL 3rd Team
S60: SHL All-Star
S61: IIHF Bronze Medal (Finland)
S61: SHL All-Star
S62: Ron Mexico (MVP) Nominee
S62: All SHL 2nd Team
S62: IIHF Gold Medal (Finland)
S62: SHL All-Star
S63: SHL All-Star
S64: SHL All-Star
S64: IIHF Gold Medal (Finland)
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TRANSACTIONS:
S50: Drafted 8th overall by Detroit Falcons
S51: Drafted 31st overall by Texas Renegades (GM Pick)
S51: Signed ELC with Texas, 3 seasons @ 8 mil
S54: Signed extension with Texas, 3 seasons @ 9 mil
S57: Signed extension with Texas, 3 seasons @ 12 mil
S60: Signed extension with Montreal, 2 seasons @ 8 mil
S62: Signed extension with Montreal, 1 season @ 4 mil
S62: Traded to Philadelphia Forge
S63: Signed extension with Philadelphia, 1 season @ 6 mil
S64: Signed extension with Philadelphia, 1 season @ 5 mil
S65: Signed extension with Philadelphia, 1 season @ 5 mil
S66: Signed extension with Philadelphia, 1 season @ 4 mil
S67: Signed as Free Agent with Buffalo, 2 seasons @ 8 mil
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DANIEL KARLSSON | RETIRED
NAME: Daniel Karlsson
BIRTHPLACE: Los Angeles, California
HEIGHT: 6'2"
WEIGHT: 210 lbs NUMBER: 7
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SHL CAREER STATS
S42 TEX: GP: 1, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0
S43 TEX: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 22, P: 26, +/-: -11, H: 73
S44 TEX: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 24, P: 32, +/-: 4, H: 64
S45 TEX: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 32, P: 38, +/-: 8, H: 60
S46 TEX: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 19, P: 24, +/-: -9, H: 55
S47 TEX: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 29, P: 38, +/-: -7, H: 117
S48 TEX: GP: 50, G: 17, A: 32, P: 49, +/-: 1, H: 41
S49 TEX: GP: 19, G: 7, A: 8, P: 15, +/-: 0, H: 17
S49 SFP: GP: 31, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 6, H: 93
TOT: GP: 351, G: 62, A: 186, P: 248, +/-: -8, H: 520
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S43 TEX: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S40 STL: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 12, P: 15, +/-: 2, H: 58
S41 STL: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 31, P: 35, +/-: 7, H: 53
S42 STL: GP: 50, G: 1, A: 26, P: 27, +/-: -9, H: 59
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SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S40 STL: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: 0, H: 4
S41 STL: GP: 4 G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, H: 3
S42 STL: DNQ
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IIHF CAREER STATS
S41 USA: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: 1, H: 0
S42 USA: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -1, H: 12
S43 USA: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0
S44 USA: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 5, P: 6, +/-: 6, H: 7
S45 USA: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 6, P: 7, +/-: 7, H: 17
S46 USA: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 4, P: 5, +/-: 8, H: 12
S47 USA: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 4, P: 5, +/-: 5, H: 26
S48 USA: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 1, H: 18
TOT: GP: 86, G: 4, A: 20, P: 24, +/-: 27, H: 92
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AWARDS/HONOURS:
S43: Named to SHL All-Rookie Team
S44: Ranked #74 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
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TRANSACTIONS:
S40: Drafted 1st overall by St. Louis Scarecrows
S41: Drafted by Texas Renegades (GM Rule)
S41: Signed ELC with Texas Renegades, 3 years @ 1.5 mil
S44: Signed extension with Texas Renegades, 3 years @ 9 mil
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SVEN KARLSSON | C | RETIRED
NAME: Sven Karlsson
BIRTHPLACE: Örnsköldsvik, Sweden
HEIGHT: 6'3"
WEIGHT: 210 lbs
NUMBER: 28
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SHL CAREER STATS
S26 POR: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 16, P: 25, +/-: -1, H: 6
S27 POR: GP: 50, G: 11, A: 15, P: 26, +/-: -20, H: 13
S28 LAP: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 25, P: 32, +/-: 6, H: 43
S29 LAP: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 27, P: 43, +/-: -4, H: 3
S30 LAP: GP: 50, G: 15, A: 20, P: 35, +/-: -12, H: 5
S31 LAP: GP: 49, G: 11, A: 21, P: 32, +/-: -3, H: 42
S32 TOR: GP: 51, G: 16, A: 24, P: 40, +/-: 10, H: 32
S33 TOR: GP: 50, G: 14, A: 13, P: 27, +/-: 7, H: 13
S34 TOR: GP: 50, G: 15, A: 29, P: 44, +/-: 6, H: 42,
S35 TEX: GP: 50, G: 13, A: 29, P: 42, +/-: 9, H: 48,
S36 TEX: GP: 50, G: 11, A: 35, P: 46, +/-: 5, H: 28,
S37 TEX: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 21, P: 37, +/-: 2, H: 28,
S38 TEX: GP: 50, G: 19, A: 25, P: 44, +/-: 13, H: 18,
S39 TEX: GP: 50, G: 15, A: 36, P: 51, +/-: 17, H: 36,
S40 TEX: GP: 50, G: 22, A: 26, P: 48, +/-: 12, H: 13,
TOT : GP: 750, G: 210, A: 362, P: 572, +/-: 35, H: 358
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S26 POR: DNQ
S27 POR: DNQ
S28 LAP: DNQ
S29 LAP: DNQ
S30 LAP: DNQ
S31 LAP: DNQ
S32 TOR: DNQ
S33 TOR: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 4, H: 7
S34 TOR: GP: 7, G: 1, A:5, P: 6, +/-: 2, H: 13,
S35 TEX: GP: 6, G: 2, A: 1, P: 3, +/-: -7, H: 2,
S36 TEX: GP: 16, G: 4, A: 9, P: 13, +/-: -1, H: 8,
S37 TEX: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 4, :
S38 TEX: DNQ
S39 TEX: DNQ
S40 TEX: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0
TOT : GP: 44, G: 11, A: 24, P: 35, +/-: -6, H: 34
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S25 DET: GP: 32, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: -11, H: 14
TOT : GP: 32, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: -11, H: 14
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SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S25 DET: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -3, H: 2
TOT: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -3, H: 2
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IIHF CAREER STATS
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AWARDS/HONOURS:
S26: Made SHL Debut for Portland Admirals
S26: Made IIHF Debut for Team Sweden
S27: Named as alternate captain of Portland Admirals
S27: Won IIHF Silver Medal
S28: Won IIHF Gold Medal
S28: Ranked #85 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S29: Named as alternate captain of Los Angeles Panthers
S29: Won IIHF Gold Medal
S29: Ranked #64 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S30: Ranked #78 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S31: Stripped of LAP alt. captaincy
S31: Suspsended for a game for unsportsmanlike conduct
S31: Ranked #74 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S32: Ranked #46 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S33: Ranked #90 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S34: Named as alternate captain of Toronto North Stars
S34: Ranked #63 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S35: Won IIHF Silver Medal
S35: Ranked #56 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S36: Challenge Cup champion (Texas Renegades)
S36: Ranked #60 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S37: Ranked #46 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S38: Ranked #52 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S39: Ranked #20 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S40: Named Head GM of Texas Renegades
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GM AWARDS/HONOURS
S41: Won Lance Uppercut Award (Best GM)
S41: Won Joe McKeil Award (Best Coach)
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TRANSACTIONS:
S25: Signed by Detroit Falcons as UDFA
S26: Drafted 15th overall by Portland Admirals
S26: Signed ELC with Portland Admirals, 3 years @ 9 mil
S28: Traded from Portland Admirals to Los Angeles Panthers
S28: Signed extension with Los Angeles Panthers, 5 years @ 17.5 mil
S32: Traded from Los Angeles Panthers to Toronto North Stars
S33: Signed extension with Toronto North Stars, 2 years @ 15 mil
S35: Traded from Toronto North Stars to Texas Renegades
S35: Signed extension with Texas Renegades, 3 years @ 15 mil
S38: Signed extension with Texas Renegades, 3 years @ 18 mil
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Timber are creating a horror movie. Something kind of like The Ritual. Everyone skulking through the forest and something chasing after them. I'd think that my player Teal'c would be the big bad character. But Jeff Goldblum would be the star of this movie. And why not?
Teal'c of Chulak || Defense || S74 || Maine Timber || 396 TPE ||
Daniil Nikiforov || Winger || S55 || Baltimore Platoon || 2K Club ||
Timo Haas || Goalie || S31 || Los Angeles Panthers HOF ||
Fly
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(93 minutes, directed by Roland Quiviger)
Was the world of cinema crying out for an arthouse documentary, shot almost entirely in black-and-white, set inside the locker room of a junior-league hockey team? Probably not, although it's impossible to tell what the jury at Telluride will go mad for in any given year. Regardless, neophyte director Roland Quiviger has provided us just that and given us a look behind the scenes of a struggling hockey team as they tried and failed to claw their way back to relevance. The Detroit Falcons were badly outmatched through season 73 of the SMJHL and the atmosphere in the locker room reflected it, Quiviger adding a level of claustrophobic discomfort with his camera placement and willingness to breach the social norms, giving the whole thing an air of cinema verite. Interestingly, much of the production was done by the team, leading to captivating moments like all-star goaltender Wayne Holloway coming close to blows and tears when defenseman Zeddie Zilliams pushed him too far after a game that Holloway felt Zilliams and his fellow blueliners did nothing to help him win. The biggest ding was the choice of ending - showing the newest crop of rookies joining the Falcons in the locker room for the first time felt appallingly cliched, shoehorning the "onwards and upwards" ethos in at the last second - but 6 minutes at the end of an otherwise fine piece of work shouldn't dissuade you.
in Colorado, we do stuff wildly so the main character would totally be Nick Kodiak with a love story about a new construction company selling cones, Oranj Konhe being the head of the company
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I'd definitely agree with ViN's idea about the malamutes, a hangover/goon inspired film with Squidwardo going missing, with Langston Hardison-Laurent, Jaxson Reaper, Fred Bread and Tony Blundetto going on a mission to find him before the game, just to find out he was passed out and locked in the locker room shower before the game began. Ultimately bringing the line together and where they win the game immediately after.
Squidwardo Tentacles | LW | Seattle Argonauts | 1202 TPE
Name: Squidwardo Tentacles
Birthplace: Riga, Latvia
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 185
Number: 81 ]
Current Team: Seattle Argonauts
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SHL Career:
Seattle Argonauts:
Regular Season | 66 GP | 19 G | 42 A | 61 P | -32 | 30 PIM | 109 H
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SMJHL Career:
Yukon Malamutes:
Regular Season | 264 GP | 96 G | 151 A | 247 P | +34 | 212 PIM | 664 H
Playoffs | 36 GP | 10 G | 18 A | 28 P | -9 | 12 PIM | 91 H
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Career Highlights:
S74 Bronze Medal WJC
S74 SMJHL All-Star
S76 SMJHL All-Star
5th All Time in Points for Yukon
5th All Time in Assists for Yukon
1st All Time in Penalty Minutes for Yukon
3rd All Time in Hits for Yukon
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Team Awards:
S73-S76 Dynamite Award - Led Team in Hits
S74+76 Swing Dog Award - Led Team in Assists
S75+76 Prospector Award - Led Team in PIMs
S76 Team Dog Award - Most Outstanding Forward
S76 Gold Rush Award - Led Team in Points
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Transactions:
SMJHL Draft - 22nd OVR to Yukon/pbl]
[pbl]SHL Draft - 7th OVR to Seattle
We are clearly going to create the most original movie that has never been seen before. We will first have a reckless young lawyer get arrested for drunk driving, that guy will then coach a kids hockey team for community service.