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ibuprofenaddict · 12-20-2023, 10:06 AM

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Marek Carda spends extra time after practice with Falcons rookie goaltender Luke Fromm working on shots from a variety of angles by dumping pucks out all over the zone and using rebound bands for simulated passing and one-timers. This type of practice can be done solo or lately, they've invited Tomlander to join in for a special drill. Marek sets three piles of pucks down - 1 at each offensive zone faceoff dot and one in the high slot - while Tomlander positions himself net-front. Marek quickly skates from pile to pile, rocketing shots on goal while Tomlander tries to screen Fromm or deflect the shots past him. This gives all three more practice - Marek with shooting, shooting for the tip, and getting to loose pucks quickly, Tomlander with screening and deflections, and Fromm with battling, positioning, handling screened shots, and reacting to tips. Overall its a lot of fun and has helped them out quite a bit. They're looking to incorporate the rebound bands next time out to force/practice more movement, ideally with Marek using angles to shoot from a different spot than he initially passes to the bands from.

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chetib · 12-20-2023, 10:25 AM

Written Task: An old-school hockey media boomer of whatever type you dislike the most is complaining about your player and demanding you be traded. Everyone who knows what they're talking about is already calling him a moron, but you decide to get in on the fun. Using your player's burner twitter/X/whatever it is this week account, write a trollpost response designed to infuriate the boomer media host and his fans. The sillier the better. Your objective is to make him angry and make everyone else bust their guts.

Dearest Boomer,

I am not sure what is indeed the proper greeting for someone of your age so forgive me if I am off base. Perhaps we are supposed to shake forearms? Do we do it with the gauntlets or without, alas I digress. I taken heed of your recent comments to have me banished from the realm, we call them teams or cities now, and I put express my displeasure. Why doth thou have such angst towards me and mine? have I forsaken you and yon kin to a place worse than what hades could produce? if that be than I bespoke you to recant your misgivings for I have nothing but the purest intentions with your beloved. For soothe my time here nay be an entirety but I beg thy to have pittance for mine. May the morrow be more pleasing to your eyes Boomer of Florida.

PS I docked your mom. suck it wanker I ain't going anywhere!

Will3 · 12-20-2023, 10:39 AM

You would think that the old school would appreciate her style of play. And yet again she has been disrespect by those who on paper should love her. When has the walking fossil ever had a good take? The medication hes takes for the pain must be effecting his brain. I'm not even sure he knows what sports he is watching. He has pronounced her name wrong every time he tries to speak it during his incoherent rants no one cares about hearing. Is he even watching the games or does he sleep through them and dreamed what he is actually talking about. The man is so old school that they had to tare down the building and consolidate the students. But why her when there are so many other worse than her. Is he truly sexist, believing the a female has no place in a man's game or is he a clown saying whatever gives him views and clicks?

TheOPSquid · 12-20-2023, 10:58 AM

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Squidwardo always stays out late at practices in order to train with Jim Wen and Karter Mendenhall doing some unorthodox drills in order for all three to improve. The first drill they do is set up milk cartons at the far blue line, the center ice line, and the near blue line. They try to make stretch passes and hit the milk cartons to practice sending players on breakouts. The next drill the trio works on is blue line slides. In order to practice breaking up breakaways the goaltenders need to practice on their Hasek-like ability to make poke check saves. They run a drill where they must skate fast from their end and slide forward with a pokecheck at their blue line, and try to go as far from their blue line as possible without skating, like curling but with goaltenders being the rocks. The last drill they work on is windmill saves, Squidwardo takes shots at them while they lay on their backs and kick their feet up trying to make big saves,

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