Chiroeay

“I thought I was a goalie, but STA told me forget being a goalie they make nothing, and no one cares about them.  Guess what I was a center all along and I had no idea. Now I am the toast of the town, and I am getting offers from all the GMs and Scouts.”

– Spidey Talent Agency, on Activity Check

It’s true

“I thought I was a goalie, but STA told me forget being a goalie they make nothing, and no one cares about them.  Guess what I was a center all along and I had no idea. Now I am the toast of the town, and I am getting offers from all the GMs and Scouts.”

– Spidey Talent Agency, on Activity Check

We're not shoving a Pride rainbow in your face. We're celebrating the LGBTQ+ community who have been historically excluded from the sport we all love so much.

Perhaps it's time to educate yourself on what Pride Night actually stands for.

i *am* shoving pride rainbows in people's faces and i regret nothing

Thanks to @Ragnar, @Symmetrik, @Merica, @enigmatic, and @sulovilen for the sigs! 

Avi courtesy of @MN_Moosey

Dejana Kaptina || C || QCC || BUF  

Birthplace: Lausanne, Switzerland

SMJHL Draft: S78, Round 1, Pick 12 (QCC)

SHL Draft: S79, Round 1, Pick 13 (BUF)

QCC Away Alternate, S78-pres.

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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:

S78 | 66 GP | 18 G | 29 A | 47 P | -18 | 19:19 TOI

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SMJHL Playoffs:

S78 | 6 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | -7 | 19:17 TOI

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WJC Stats:

S78 (Rhine) | TBD

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Awards and Honors:

  Louise St. Martin || LD || QCC || TOR/EDM || Peak: 1971 TPE
Birthplace: Geneva, Switzerland
SHL Draft: S64, Rd 1, Pick 14 (TOR)
Traded to EDM before S69
Traded back to TOR before S76
QCC Away Alternate, S64-S66
EDM Ass Captain, S70-S75
Scored GWG of S73 Challenge Cup G7
EDM Eye of the Storm Award 4x
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S63 | 31 GP | 4 G | 5 A | 9 P | -12 | 17:49 TOI
S64 | 66 GP | 14 G | 40 A | 54 P | +32 | 22:56 TOI
S65 | 66 GP | 21 G | 53 A | 74 P | +51 | 24:25 TOI
S66 | 66 GP | 10 G | 23 A | 33 P | +7 | 22:57 TOI
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SMJHL Playoffs:
S63 | 13 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 P | -6 | 18:04 TOI
S64 | 14 GP | 0 G | 10 A | 10 P | +3 | 23:32 TOI
S65 | 10 GP | 1 G | 5 A | 6 P | -4 | 22:22 TOI
S66 | 17 GP | 4 G | 6 A | 10 P | +5 | 24:40 TOI
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SHL Regular Season:
S67 | 66 GP | 1 G | 18 A | 19 P | +17 | 18:56 TOI
S68 | 66 GP | 5 G | 18 A | 23 P | +42 | 20:00 TOI
S69 | 66 GP | 16 G | 25 A | 41 P | -3 | 20:14 TOI
S70 | 66 GP | 19 G | 42 A | 61 P | +14 | 21:59 TOI
S71 | 66 GP | 21 G | 34 A | 55 P | +16 | 23:55 TOI
S72 | 66 GP | 21 G | 38 A | 59 P | +28 | 23:18 TOI
S73 | 66 GP | 22 G | 58 A | 80 P | +54 | 22:30 TOI
S74 | 66 GP | 25 G | 47 A | 72 P | +54 | 22:55 TOI
S75 | 66 GP | 7 G | 21 A | 28 P | +43 | 20:23 TOI
S76 | 66 GP | 11 G | 27 A | 38 P | -23 | 22:08 TOI
S77 | 66 GP | 2 G | 17 A | 19 P | -10 | 19:06 TOI

S78 | 66 GP | 4 G | 17 A | 21 P +3 | 17:04 TOI

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SHL Playoffs:
S67 | 11 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 P | -7 | 19:15 TOI
S68 | 11 GP | 2 G | 6 A | 8 P | +1 | 19:23 TOI
S69 | 9 GP | 1 G | 5 A | 6 P | +5 | 20:19 TOI
S70 | 5 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | +3 | 22:17 TOI
S71 | 14 GP | 6 G | 8 A | 14 P | +8 | 23:50 TOI
S72 | 15 GP | 4 G | 7 A | 11 P | +4 | 23:29 TOI
S73 | 22 GP | 6 G | 8 A | 14 P | +1 | 23:06 TOI
S74 | 10 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | Even | 21:33 TOI
S75 | 11 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | +4 | 21:29 TOI
S76 | DNQ
S77 | 6 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | +4 | 18:33 TOI

S78 | TBD

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IIHF (RS ONLY):
S65 | 12 GP | 3 G | 4 A | 7 P | +8 | 14:33 TOI
S66 | 12 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | -6 | 18:52 TOI
S67 | 12 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -6 | 20:51 TOI
S68 | 12 GP | 2 G | 4 A | 6 P | -3 | 21:11 TOI
S69 | 12 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | +2 | 20:55 TOI
S70 | 12 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | -11 | 23:08 TOI
S71 | 12 GP | 4 G | 1 A | 5 P | -1 | 23:23 TOI
S72 | 12 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | -3 | 23:23 TOI
S73 | 12 G | 3 G | 0 A | 3 P | -5 | 24:03 TOI
S74 (as F) | 12 GP | 1 G | 8 A | 9 P | +5 | 17:06 TOI
S75 (as F) | 12 GP | 2 G | 5 A | 7 P | +1 | 17:29 TOI
S76 (as F) | 12 GP | 3 G | 2 A | 5 P | +3 | 17:12 TOI

S77 | 12 GP | 4 G | 1 A | 5 P | -1 | 15:18 TOI

S78 | TBD
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Awards & Honors:
S64 | SMJHL All-Star
S64 | Light Award (SMJHL Most Improved)
S64 | All-SMJHL First Team
S64 | WJC Bronze Medal
S65 | SMJHL All-Star
S65 | All-SMJHL First Team
S65 | IIHF Gold Medal
S65 | WJC Gold Medal
S66 | Onoprienko Award (SMJHL Most Underrated)
S66 | Armia Award (SMJHL Commissioner's Award)
S66 | WJC Gold Medal
S70 | SHL All-Star
S71 | SHL All-Star
S71 | All-SHL Third Team
S72 | SHL All-Star
S73 | League Leader in Assists + Points (D)
S73 | Challenge Cup Champion
S73 | SHL All-Star
S73 | Scott Stevens Award (SHL Best D)
S73 | All-SHL First Team
S74 | SHL All-Star
S74 | League Leader in Goals + Points (D)
S74 | IIHF Silver Medal
S74 | All-SHL First Team
S74 | Scott Stevens Award (SHL Best D)
S76 | IIHF Silver Medal

Valérie Picot - Switzerland Fed Head
S74-pres.

S74 | 7 W | 5 L | Def USA 3-2 (OT) QF, Def FIN 5-1 SF, Lost to GER 4-2 GMG - Silver Medal

S75 | 5 W | 7 L | DNQ for Knockouts

S76 | 9 W | 3 L | Def FRA 3-2 (OT) QF, Def JPN 4-1 SF, Lost to CAN 7-4 GMG - Silver Medal

S77 | 8 W | 4 L | Lost to FIN 4-0 QF

S78 | TBD

I always think of the chipmunks from emperors new groove when I make a chirp

The weekend is finally here

I don't understand why some people like to be negative and express negative emotion all day life should be happy

I do not want to work anymore

Beating the Blackhawks should only count as half of a win. Although, Mrazek seems to have them figured out for the most part.

They all count, come on now!

Stavros Kondos || F || Seattle Argonauts



Theo Kondos || F || Jesster & Darr Winner - CC x2 || 
-- CAREER STATS --
-- SHL Regular Season --
S58 - GP:66 | G:17 | A:36 | P:53 |  SOG: 130 |  HITS:35  |  TOI: 17:32
S59 - GP:66 | G:14 | A:36 | P:50 |  SOG: 181 |  HITS:41  |  TOI: 18:15
S60 - GP:66 | G:19 | A:37 | P:56 |  SOG: 184 |  HITS:44  |  TOI: 18:34
S61 - GP:66 | G:32 | A:26 | P:58 |  SOG: 188 |  HITS:48  |  TOI: 19:50
S62 - GP:66 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 |  SOG: 207 |  HITS:57  |  TOI: 20:36
S63 - GP:66 | G:23 | A:40 | P:63 |  SOG: 297 |  HITS:90  |  TOI: 22:00
S64 - GP:66 | G:27 | A:59 | P:86 |  SOG: 237 |  HITS:110 |  TOI: 21:30
S65 - GP:66 | G:39 | A:46 | P:85 |  SOG: 240 |  HITS:161 |  TOI: 21:59
S66 - GP:66 | G:39 | A:65 | P:104| SOG: 230 |  HITS:134 |  TOI: 22:08
S67 - GP:66 | G:27 | A:38 | P:65 |  SOG: 177 |  HITS:164 |  TOI: 21:40
S68 - GP:66 | G:19| A:41 | P:60  |  SOG: 177 |  HITS:159 |  TOI: 19:51
S69 - GP:66 | G:16| A:41 | P:57  |  SOG: 143 |  HITS:110 |  TOI: 19:21
S70 - GP:66 | G:11| A:37 | P:48  |  SOG: 120 |  HITS:123 |  TOI: 18:40
S71 - GP:66 | G:30| A:36 | P:66  |  SOG: 199 |  HITS:126 |  TOI: 20:46
-- SHL Playoffs --
S58 - GP:12 |  G:2 |  A:7   |  P:9   | SOG: 16  | HITS:6  | TOI: 17:35
S59 - GP:16 |  G:6 |  A:10 |  P:16  | SOG: 33  | HITS:4  | TOI: 19:39
S60 - GP:9  |  G:0 |  A:5   |  P:5   | SOG: 23  | HITS:11 | TOI: 18:55
S61 - GP:19 |  G:6 |  A:12 |  P:18  | SOG: 47  | HITS:18 | TOI: 19:21
S62 - GP:24 |  G:9 |  A:11 |  P:20  | SOG: 75  | HITS:34 | TOI: 20:55
S63 - GP:9  |  G:0 |  A:3   |  P:3   | SOG: 37  | HITS:20 | TOI: 22:21
S64 - GP:13 |  G:3 |  A:10 |  P:13 |  SOG: 58 | HITS:31 | TOI: 22:55
S65 - GP:17 |  G:3 |  A:7 |  P:10  |  SOG: 46 | HITS:46 | TOI: 22:21
S66 - GP:14|  G:8|  A:12 |  P:20  |  SOG: 56 | HITS:22 | TOI: 21:59
S67 - GP:7 |  G:0 |  A:4  |  P:4  |  SOG: 18  | HITS:9 | TOI: 22:01
S68 - GP:15|  G:5 |  A:12 |  P:17 |  SOG: 56 | HITS:27 | TOI: 21:45
S69 - GP:7|   G:1 |  A:6 |  P:7 |  SOG: 14 | HITS:19 | TOI: 19:59
-- SMJHL --
S54 - GP:50, G:7, A:7, P:14, SOG: 47, HITS:31, TOI: 11:22
S55 - GP:50, G:13, A:16, P:29, SOG: 98, HITS:35, TOI: 18:09
S56 - GP:50, G:18, A:26, P:44, SOG: 128, HITS:35, TOI: 16:53
S57 - GP:66, G:26, A:26, P:52, SOG: 220, HITS:48, TOI: 19:05
-- AWARDS --
S54: Drafted 6th Overall - Anchorage Armada[SMJHL]
S55: Drafted 5th Overall - Texas Renegades [SHL]
S57: Four Star Cup Champions - Anchorage Armada [SMJHL]
S57: DeMaricus Smyth Award for Top Forward - Dach [WJC]
S57: Brady McIntyre Award for WJC MVP - Dach [WJC]
S58: Ryan Jesster Award - Best SHL Rookie [SHL]
S58: All Rookie Team [SHL]
S59: CHALLENGE CUP WINNERS [SHL]
S62: CHALLENGE CUP WINNERS [SHL]
S64: West All Star [SHL]
S64: 2nd Team All Star [SHL]
S65: West All Star [SHL]
S65: 3rd Team All Star [SHL]
S65: Darr Nominee [SHL]
S66: West All Star [SHL]
S66: Darr Winner [SHL]
S66: 1st Team All Star [SHL]
S68: Bronze Medal - Austria  [IIHF]
S71: West All Star [SHL]


Ostap Maksimov || D || Retired || Challenge Cup x3 ||
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
600 GP - 325 P - 3 Cups
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Ales Smirnov RW/D || Retired || Ron Mexico MVP: S35 ||
-- CAREER STATS --
REGULAR SEASON GP: 857 G:210 A:389 P:599
-- AWARDS --
S21: SMJHL Presidents Trophy & Four Star Cup | Kelowna Knights
S21:Elias Armia Trophy (Award in Excellence Given By The League Commissioner.)
S22: Four Star Cup Champs | Kelowna Knights
S22: Ted Lindsay Award (SMJHL MVP)
S22: Brodie Witzel Trophy (Playoffs MVP)
S23: SHL All Rookie Team
S26: IIHF Gold (Russia)
S28: IIHF Silver (Russia)
S32: IIHF Bronze (Russia)
S35: Ron Mexico (SHL MVP)
S38: IIHF Gold (Russia)

Friday Funday!

Anyways go bruins, best team in hockey

I disappear

Thanks Ragnarr!

Year after year

Thanks Ragnarr!

Holy crap it’s finally friday

I disappear

Holy moly is that punk42AE goat ISFL updater

My life is palworld, this is bad. Not paying attention to IIHF

[S72] - D - Cheeks Klapanen

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