Wednesday chirps about to be crazy though

Credit to Amidships, sulovilen, & enigmatic

The beginning of fantasy drafts is always an exciting part of the season

Thanks to @enigmatic, @Matteo, @sulovilen, @zeagle1, @TheOPSquid, and @MN_Moosey for all the sigs!
S76 C || Ylib Kove || MAN || 1500+ TPE Seasons (Regular | Playoff | Playoff Round (Missed -> Cup Win)) YUM | S75-S78 | 264GP 65G 117A 182P | 36GP 14G 17A 31P | 0, 2, 1, 1, 0, 0 MAN | S79-S81 | 198GP 60G 75A 135P | 11GP 5G 7A 12P | 1, 2, 0, 0, 0, 0 WOR | S75-S75 | 12GP 2G 5A 7P | 3GP 0G 0A 0P | 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0 CZE | S76-S78 | 36GP 12G 15A 27P | 3GP 0G 2A 2P | 2, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0 CZE | S77-S81 | 60GP 9G 18A 27P | 5GP 0G 2A 2P | 2, 2, 1, 0, 0, 0 History S75 | YUM | Drafted 9th Overall S75 | YUM | Pupper Award S76 | MAN | Drafted 4th Overall S77 | YUM | Voted Alternate Captain S77 | YUM | Lead Dog Award S78 | YUM | Voted Captain S78 | YUM | Brandon Holmes Award Nominee S78 | YUM | SMJHL All Defense Team S81 | CZE | Voted Alternate Captain Portal Player ID: 1380 SMJHL Player ID: 2466 SHL Player ID: 4749 WJC Player ID: 1566 IIHF Player ID: 1628
S56 W || Kev Kevens || Retired S75 || 2075 Peak TPE Seasons (Regular | Playoff | Playoff Round (Missed -> Cup Win)) QCC | S55-S58 | 232GP 43G 84A 127P | 46GP 9G 16A 25P | 0, 1, 1, 1, 0, 1 SFP | S59-S67 | 594GP 211G 272A 483P | 66GP 23G 24A 47P | 0, 7, 1, 1, 0, 0 CHI | S68-S75 | 528GP 211G 376A 587P | 79GP 26G 35A 61P | 0, 3, 4, 1, 0, 0 CAN | S56-S58 | 36GP 5G 13A 18P | 4GP 0G 1A 1P | 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 1 CAN | S61-S74 | 168GP 40G 69A 109P | 23GP 3G 7A 10P | 3, 4, 1, 2, 3, 1 History S55 | QCC | Drafted 79th Overall S56 | SFP | Drafted 46th Overall S56 | QCC | Jack Cross Award Nominee S56 | CAN | WJC Gold Medal S57 | QCC | Laurifer Trophy | 107 points S58 | QCC | Voted Alternate Captain S58 | QCC | Four Star Cup S60, S66 | SFP | SHL All-Star S60, S65 | SFP | Pride of the Pride Award S61, S64 | SFP | Geronimo Otto Award S62, S64-65, S67 | SFP | Voted Alternate Captain S64 | QCC | First player entry drafted by Quebec City to reach 2000 TPE S66 | SFP | Voted Captain S66 | SFP | 3rd Team All-Star S66 | SFP | Kelly Rivet Award S68 | SFP/CHI | Traded from San Francisco to Chicago S69 | CAN | IIHF Gold Medal S74 | CHI | 18th player in SHL history to reach 1000 points (1049GP, 400G, 600A) S75 | CHI | 11th highest all-time points total at time of retirement (1070P) Portal Player ID: 16 SMJHL Player ID: 572 SHL Player ID: 1464 WJC Player ID: 262 IIHF Player ID: 1353 & 191
Keven || Site Jobs S62-Present | Fantasy Manager S72-Present | IIHF Fantasy Organizer S72-S78 | Graphics Assistant S73-S81 | Filework Backup S78-Present | Fantasy Co-Head

I have a pretty chill lab day right now lol. I only do some prelevments every hour on my bacteria culture.

Thank you to Jove for this wonderful sig! :D

C | S77 | Sam Volta | CHI | Canada ----------------------------------------------------------------- Height: 5'11" Weight: 165 lbs Number: 3 Birthplace: Montreal, Canada S76 J Draft: San Diego Tidal (Round 1, 18th Overall) S77 SHL Draft: Chicago Syndicate (Round 1, 3rd Overall) ---------------------------------------------------------------- Career Statistics SMJHL Regular Season S76 - SDT (A) | 66 GP | 27 G | 44 A | 71 PTS S77 - SDT (A) | 66 GP | 19 G | 34 A | 53 PTS S78 - SDT (A) /NBB | 64 GP | 25 G | 41 A | 66 PTS S79 - COL (A) | 66 GP | 27 G | 41 A | 68 PTS Total | 262 GP | 98 G | 160 A | 258 PTS ----------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoffs S76 SDT (A) | 5 GP | 4 G | 4 A | 8 PTS S77 SDT (A) | 5 GP | 5 G | 1 A | 6 PTS S78 NBB | 6 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 PTS S79 COL (A) | 21 GP | 11 G | 11 A | 22 PTS Total | 37 GP | 22 G | 19 A | 41 PTS ---------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season S80 - CHI | 66 GP | 19 G | 21 A | 40 PTS S81 - CHI (A) | 66 GP | 19 G | 35 A | 54 PTS Total | 132 GP | 38 G | 56 A | 94 PTS ----------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoffs S80 - CHI | 4 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 PTS S81 - CHI (A) | 0 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 PTS Total | 4 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 PTS

Going to be a long day for me lol!

Thank you to Jove for this wonderful sig! :D

C | S77 | Sam Volta | CHI | Canada ----------------------------------------------------------------- Height: 5'11" Weight: 165 lbs Number: 3 Birthplace: Montreal, Canada S76 J Draft: San Diego Tidal (Round 1, 18th Overall) S77 SHL Draft: Chicago Syndicate (Round 1, 3rd Overall) ---------------------------------------------------------------- Career Statistics SMJHL Regular Season S76 - SDT (A) | 66 GP | 27 G | 44 A | 71 PTS S77 - SDT (A) | 66 GP | 19 G | 34 A | 53 PTS S78 - SDT (A) /NBB | 64 GP | 25 G | 41 A | 66 PTS S79 - COL (A) | 66 GP | 27 G | 41 A | 68 PTS Total | 262 GP | 98 G | 160 A | 258 PTS ----------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoffs S76 SDT (A) | 5 GP | 4 G | 4 A | 8 PTS S77 SDT (A) | 5 GP | 5 G | 1 A | 6 PTS S78 NBB | 6 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 PTS S79 COL (A) | 21 GP | 11 G | 11 A | 22 PTS Total | 37 GP | 22 G | 19 A | 41 PTS ---------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season S80 - CHI | 66 GP | 19 G | 21 A | 40 PTS S81 - CHI (A) | 66 GP | 19 G | 35 A | 54 PTS Total | 132 GP | 38 G | 56 A | 94 PTS ----------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoffs S80 - CHI | 4 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 PTS S81 - CHI (A) | 0 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 PTS Total | 4 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 PTS

Really hoping I learn how to skate before the draft

How do I know which goal I'm supposed to shoot at ? They keep swapping every period and I can't keep up

Team World is doing pretty good in WJC so far. Too bad I missed the cutoff for team Czechia though cause they're doing even better.

Thanks to @enigmatic, @Matteo, @sulovilen, @zeagle1, @TheOPSquid, and @MN_Moosey for all the sigs!
S76 C || Ylib Kove || MAN || 1500+ TPE Seasons (Regular | Playoff | Playoff Round (Missed -> Cup Win)) YUM | S75-S78 | 264GP 65G 117A 182P | 36GP 14G 17A 31P | 0, 2, 1, 1, 0, 0 MAN | S79-S81 | 198GP 60G 75A 135P | 11GP 5G 7A 12P | 1, 2, 0, 0, 0, 0 WOR | S75-S75 | 12GP 2G 5A 7P | 3GP 0G 0A 0P | 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0 CZE | S76-S78 | 36GP 12G 15A 27P | 3GP 0G 2A 2P | 2, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0 CZE | S77-S81 | 60GP 9G 18A 27P | 5GP 0G 2A 2P | 2, 2, 1, 0, 0, 0 History S75 | YUM | Drafted 9th Overall S75 | YUM | Pupper Award S76 | MAN | Drafted 4th Overall S77 | YUM | Voted Alternate Captain S77 | YUM | Lead Dog Award S78 | YUM | Voted Captain S78 | YUM | Brandon Holmes Award Nominee S78 | YUM | SMJHL All Defense Team S81 | CZE | Voted Alternate Captain Portal Player ID: 1380 SMJHL Player ID: 2466 SHL Player ID: 4749 WJC Player ID: 1566 IIHF Player ID: 1628
S56 W || Kev Kevens || Retired S75 || 2075 Peak TPE Seasons (Regular | Playoff | Playoff Round (Missed -> Cup Win)) QCC | S55-S58 | 232GP 43G 84A 127P | 46GP 9G 16A 25P | 0, 1, 1, 1, 0, 1 SFP | S59-S67 | 594GP 211G 272A 483P | 66GP 23G 24A 47P | 0, 7, 1, 1, 0, 0 CHI | S68-S75 | 528GP 211G 376A 587P | 79GP 26G 35A 61P | 0, 3, 4, 1, 0, 0 CAN | S56-S58 | 36GP 5G 13A 18P | 4GP 0G 1A 1P | 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 1 CAN | S61-S74 | 168GP 40G 69A 109P | 23GP 3G 7A 10P | 3, 4, 1, 2, 3, 1 History S55 | QCC | Drafted 79th Overall S56 | SFP | Drafted 46th Overall S56 | QCC | Jack Cross Award Nominee S56 | CAN | WJC Gold Medal S57 | QCC | Laurifer Trophy | 107 points S58 | QCC | Voted Alternate Captain S58 | QCC | Four Star Cup S60, S66 | SFP | SHL All-Star S60, S65 | SFP | Pride of the Pride Award S61, S64 | SFP | Geronimo Otto Award S62, S64-65, S67 | SFP | Voted Alternate Captain S64 | QCC | First player entry drafted by Quebec City to reach 2000 TPE S66 | SFP | Voted Captain S66 | SFP | 3rd Team All-Star S66 | SFP | Kelly Rivet Award S68 | SFP/CHI | Traded from San Francisco to Chicago S69 | CAN | IIHF Gold Medal S74 | CHI | 18th player in SHL history to reach 1000 points (1049GP, 400G, 600A) S75 | CHI | 11th highest all-time points total at time of retirement (1070P) Portal Player ID: 16 SMJHL Player ID: 572 SHL Player ID: 1464 WJC Player ID: 262 IIHF Player ID: 1353 & 191
Keven || Site Jobs S62-Present | Fantasy Manager S72-Present | IIHF Fantasy Organizer S72-S78 | Graphics Assistant S73-S81 | Filework Backup S78-Present | Fantasy Co-Head

Woo was able to claim 3 TPE from milestones

    

Thank you @Stadacona @OrbitingDeath @Rojjter for the Chaewon player sigs!

@kahri hi kahri! See you lurking the chirper thread :hehe:

    

Thank you @Stadacona @OrbitingDeath @Rojjter for the Chaewon player sigs!

how is everyone doing today? I'd like to know.

I am doing okay, but v tired as usual.

NBB seems so full of life lately. reminds me of the start of my career, literally a lifetime ago

Kiwi Söderberg-Snooks || RD || NBB/NL || Chicago Syndicate Birthplace: Wellington, New Zealand Height: 6' 6" Weight: 225lbs Number: 38 ------------------------------------------------------------ S78 31OA in SMJHL Entry Draft - Nevada Battleborn S78 WJC Team Czechia Player - Silver Medal S79 6OA in SHL Entry Draft - Chicago Syndicate S80 WJC Team Sweden Player - Silver Medal ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Stats S78 - NBB || 66 GP || 5 G || 22 A || 27 P || 4 Wins || 81 PIMs S79 - NBB || 66 GP || 6 G || 15 A || 21 P || 5 Wins || 86 PIMs S80 - NBB || 66 GP || 3 G || 11 A || 14 P || 3 Wins || 37 PIMs S80 - NL || 66 GP || 3 G || 11 A || 14 P || 1 Win || 39 PIMs SHL Regular Season Stats

Conner Snooks || LW || PHI/EDM/NOLA/WPG || NBB || Retired Birthplace: Swansea, Wales, UK Height: 5' 10" Weight: 190lbs Number: 19 ------------------------------------------------------------ S60 Undrafted FA - Nevada Battleborn S60 WJC British Isles Player - Gold Medal S61 13OA in SHL Entry Draft - Philadelphia Forge S61 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy - Most Underrated Player - Finalist S62 WJC British Isles Player - Gold Medal S64 Ryan Jesster Award - Best Rookie - Winner S68 Made All-SHL 3rd Team S69 Challenge Cup Winner S69 IIHF Great Britain Player - Bronze Medal S73 Challenge Cup Winner ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Stats S60 - NBB || 66 GP || 11 G || 7 A || 18 P || -46 || 11:56 ATOI S61 - NBB || 66 GP || 28 G || 21 A || 49 P || -6 || 17:10 ATOI S62 - NBB || 66 GP || 21 G || 22 A || 43 P || 1 || 16:58 ATOI S63 - NBB || 66 GP || 28 G || 35 A || 63 P || 26 || 18:12 ATOI SHL Regular Season Stats S64 - PHI || 66 GP || 24 G || 18 A || 42 P || -1 || 18:42 ATOI S65 - PHI || 66 GP || 27 G || 30 A || 57 P || 18 || 20:42 ATOI S66 - PHI || 66 GP || 33 G || 38 A || 71 P || 5 || 19:15 ATOI S67 - PHI || 66 GP || 37 G || 52 A || 89 P || 26 || 21:55 ATOI S68 - PHI || 66 GP || 48 G || 51 A || 99 P || 35 || 21:30 ATOI S69 - PHI || 66 GP || 38 G || 34 A || 72 P || 13 || 20:53 ATOI S70 - EDM || 66 GP || 43 G || 53 A || 96 P || 6 || 21:16 ATOI S71 - EDM || 66 GP || 29 G || 36 A || 65 P || 30 || 18:02 ATOI S72 - EDM || 66 GP || 24 G || 40 A || 64 P || 43 || 16:43 ATOI S73 - EDM || 66 GP || 22 G || 32 A || 54 P || 43 || 16:05 ATOI S74 - NOLA || 66 GP || 31 G || 32 A || 63 P || 28 || 19:53 ATOI S75 - NOLA || 66 GP || 19 G || 36 A || 55 P || 23 || 16:40 ATOI S76 - NOLA || 66 GP || 18 G || 35 A || 53 P || 12 || 16:58 ATOI S77 - WPG || 66 GP || 6 G || 23 A || 29 P || -8 || 18:12 ATOI

:AlerisApple: || co-GM Yukon Malamutes || S82 - present ------------------------------------------------------------ :AlerisApple: || co-GM Nevada Battleborn || S63 - S77 ------------------------------------------------------------ S60 - WJC - Team British Isles Gold Medal S61 - WJC - Team Young Guns Group Stage S66 - WJC - Team British Isles First Round S66 - NBB - SMJHL Regular Season 1st Place Finish S66 - NBB - Nour Harrak Winner (Best GM Duo) S66 - NBB - Four Star Cup Winner S76 - WJC - Team Ice First Round

now im melancholic. im gonna go eat cajun flavored ice cream

Kiwi Söderberg-Snooks || RD || NBB/NL || Chicago Syndicate Birthplace: Wellington, New Zealand Height: 6' 6" Weight: 225lbs Number: 38 ------------------------------------------------------------ S78 31OA in SMJHL Entry Draft - Nevada Battleborn S78 WJC Team Czechia Player - Silver Medal S79 6OA in SHL Entry Draft - Chicago Syndicate S80 WJC Team Sweden Player - Silver Medal ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Stats S78 - NBB || 66 GP || 5 G || 22 A || 27 P || 4 Wins || 81 PIMs S79 - NBB || 66 GP || 6 G || 15 A || 21 P || 5 Wins || 86 PIMs S80 - NBB || 66 GP || 3 G || 11 A || 14 P || 3 Wins || 37 PIMs S80 - NL || 66 GP || 3 G || 11 A || 14 P || 1 Win || 39 PIMs SHL Regular Season Stats

Conner Snooks || LW || PHI/EDM/NOLA/WPG || NBB || Retired Birthplace: Swansea, Wales, UK Height: 5' 10" Weight: 190lbs Number: 19 ------------------------------------------------------------ S60 Undrafted FA - Nevada Battleborn S60 WJC British Isles Player - Gold Medal S61 13OA in SHL Entry Draft - Philadelphia Forge S61 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy - Most Underrated Player - Finalist S62 WJC British Isles Player - Gold Medal S64 Ryan Jesster Award - Best Rookie - Winner S68 Made All-SHL 3rd Team S69 Challenge Cup Winner S69 IIHF Great Britain Player - Bronze Medal S73 Challenge Cup Winner ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Stats S60 - NBB || 66 GP || 11 G || 7 A || 18 P || -46 || 11:56 ATOI S61 - NBB || 66 GP || 28 G || 21 A || 49 P || -6 || 17:10 ATOI S62 - NBB || 66 GP || 21 G || 22 A || 43 P || 1 || 16:58 ATOI S63 - NBB || 66 GP || 28 G || 35 A || 63 P || 26 || 18:12 ATOI SHL Regular Season Stats S64 - PHI || 66 GP || 24 G || 18 A || 42 P || -1 || 18:42 ATOI S65 - PHI || 66 GP || 27 G || 30 A || 57 P || 18 || 20:42 ATOI S66 - PHI || 66 GP || 33 G || 38 A || 71 P || 5 || 19:15 ATOI S67 - PHI || 66 GP || 37 G || 52 A || 89 P || 26 || 21:55 ATOI S68 - PHI || 66 GP || 48 G || 51 A || 99 P || 35 || 21:30 ATOI S69 - PHI || 66 GP || 38 G || 34 A || 72 P || 13 || 20:53 ATOI S70 - EDM || 66 GP || 43 G || 53 A || 96 P || 6 || 21:16 ATOI S71 - EDM || 66 GP || 29 G || 36 A || 65 P || 30 || 18:02 ATOI S72 - EDM || 66 GP || 24 G || 40 A || 64 P || 43 || 16:43 ATOI S73 - EDM || 66 GP || 22 G || 32 A || 54 P || 43 || 16:05 ATOI S74 - NOLA || 66 GP || 31 G || 32 A || 63 P || 28 || 19:53 ATOI S75 - NOLA || 66 GP || 19 G || 36 A || 55 P || 23 || 16:40 ATOI S76 - NOLA || 66 GP || 18 G || 35 A || 53 P || 12 || 16:58 ATOI S77 - WPG || 66 GP || 6 G || 23 A || 29 P || -8 || 18:12 ATOI

:AlerisApple: || co-GM Yukon Malamutes || S82 - present ------------------------------------------------------------ :AlerisApple: || co-GM Nevada Battleborn || S63 - S77 ------------------------------------------------------------ S60 - WJC - Team British Isles Gold Medal S61 - WJC - Team Young Guns Group Stage S66 - WJC - Team British Isles First Round S66 - NBB - SMJHL Regular Season 1st Place Finish S66 - NBB - Nour Harrak Winner (Best GM Duo) S66 - NBB - Four Star Cup Winner S76 - WJC - Team Ice First Round

I have a headache and it won't go away. More Barq's.

I don't get why Buzz says "Two infinity." Infinity is infinity so why have two?