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#16

Hey Detroit, we brought you to seven games last season. Now it's time for us to finish the job, just a season too late. A whaler never forgets.

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#17

Texas is so stinky holy moly they have played 3 more games than us and we still stand in same points, other one having only a mere 73.5% win rate from their games and the others (us the Panthers) have a little bit over 78% win rate from our games. They should really just give up before we steal their hats whenever our teams meet the next time

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#18

Toronto Stars you are ass. Every year you are disappointing. You are the maple leafs of the SHL. You suck. I hope all of your players get anxiety and depression and really sad. Fuck you.
#19

I know Texas is up there in the standings so to any of the top teams near Texas. Grr. Watch out or we'll simulate more points than you in an rng engine.

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Hey Pride, California ain't big enough for the two of us. I demand a goalie fight at our next meeting. @RAmenAmen you, me, center ice after the first stoppage of play in the second period.

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#21

Imagine needing 51 games to get 75 points, couldn't be us @Texas. You guys are bad and you should feel bad. Please feel intimidated because I don't know how to do this.

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#22

Our closest competitor right now is probably Edmonton, but not only are we pretty clear of them for 3rd our GM isn’t a big old dimbi so we’ve got that going for us.




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#23

Atlanta inferno??? More like atlanta inferNO!! Cuz just no!!! Atlanta big smelly and is gonna miss the playoffs this year. Cuda eat phoenix chomp chomp water dog

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#24

Hey Anchorage!  If you don't pick up the pace, you'll definitely be capsized by a TIDAL wave out of nowhere, like an RKO or like the Grizzlies charging out of the woods!
#25

For us in Winnipeg our biggest threat is our likely 1st round matchup in the playoffs which is New Oreleans Specters. Ben Jammin is going to play some sick beats to distract them during games.

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#26

Ay, Maine. It would be a real shame if something were to happen to, say one, of your top players. These so many wack jobs out there, you never know who might accidentally, say hit, one of your players with the zamboni. Imagine that! Boy, I sure would tell you players to take it eazy on the ice from here on out.
#27

Alright Vancouver, I need you to stop getting points. I want that sixth place in the conference cause Newfoundland is very very scary. So stop scoring or I'll steal your harpoons.

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#28

toronto is stinky and bad and has a lot of crime and is an f-tier city that hasn't won shit in years booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you STINK

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#29

Dear closest team in the playoff race,

I'm going to bite your best players ear during a fight. Might even take a chunk out of it. You better watch out.




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#30

Hey you guys know who you are, you are great and have worked so hard for this I just hope you don't screw it up now. its completely yours to lose.

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