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Troy_McClure03 · 07-16-2024, 08:21 PM

This is my 17rd weekly random ramblings around the Jr league and SHL. Please feel free to PM me if you have anything to contribute or add.

Starting off with anything replied from last time, about 2-3 weeks ago! Feel free to catch up right about....here

-@luke and @Rich have stopped the podcast because of the outcry for Troy to be on it. You can all stop sending your letters. Instead focus your attention elsewhere, like why @kahri isn't the GM of the Washington Wiggle Lobsters...

-@Blastmeaway has denied any wrongdoing in bobblegate 2024. The Head Offices for everywhere plus the post office have been contacted.

- @yoshi opened 14 Domino locations, and was not selling signed dominoes. Related, the FDA announced dominos is only considered pizza in public schools, and pizza in public schools are vegetables and fruits. This bill was pushed through by @Yoshi 's super pac , entitled "Mario has a Bony Ass"

- @Roidsy has not responded. Also the address on file was a Dominos ....

- @NJBadApple and the Random Ramblings crew have not yet had a chance to sit down and do an interview. We hope to in the near future.

- @skyrrhawk has challanged @CloudRobot to a duel. This Duel is being brought to you in part by Arby's 20 for 20! Buy and Eat 20 Roast beef "Sandwiches" for 20 dollars in "restaurant" only, and if you survive, we will put your name in the newspaper! See Store for details. Not liable for death, defecation, defamation, deafness, or any other bad thing that starts with a D.

- @ It looks like none of the Timber ( @Deng @Spkris @burritohour @Justice @dasboot @SouthPaw @Frove @AW13 @oilmandan @FnoRespect @Big Newff @ZootTX @bobdigi9 @NUCK @Tonzy @Kyamprac @r0tzbua @Amidships ) clapped back at @cake307. other than @Justice who responded with:
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I am not sure what to make of that, but I believe @cake307 has taken it as a threat, and as such it is on.

- After legal review, it turns out @Chevy was correct and no longer has to wear the "Caution, Contains peanuts" sticker on his visor in Canadian games. He will however have to wear a life alert and carry an EpiPen. As Always, @Chevy can appeal to the HO of his choosing.

-Thanks to the support from GM @Caleb, Czechia super star and SHL bad boy Dominik Winters has avoided jail time for his trespassing charge in a South Beach Yacht Club. @39alaska39 just has to submit a letter of intent to purchase the Yacht Club OR agree to never enter the Yacht Club again. These terms brought to you in part by Chipotle, where we will consistently make your food size inconsistent. Don't like it, Well go to hell. Want Chicken? Here is 3 cubes. Want Double chicken? Here is 90! Corn Salsa? Here is enough to make your own farm! oh, that was too much, here I'll scrape off all but 1 little yellow spec of corn. Cheese? Here is 4 handfuls! You get it, don't you? You can always go to... Qudoba! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD LUCK!

-Betzee Nickelback @kahri has reportedly been stealing cough drops from Zedward Zilliams of the Hamilton Steelhawks. According to reports, Nickelback buys the coughdrops with Zilliams money, takes half the cough drops out of the bag, reseals the bag with a hot iron, and then tells Zedward that the cough drop packages are just smaller. Then Betzee wraps the cough drops individually and sells them under the bleachers at high schools, telling kids it will Help with the "cough".

- @IcyGas52 Luigi Mario. No one guessed, no one cared, and that makes everyone here a bunch of bologna bums. It was fun tho, eh?

This is the Beta Test from the Random Ramblings Form. If you would like to fill it out, give it a try here

According to @Troy_McClure03 , who will only be attending Day 3, with no dietary restrictions, "I heard They did something." So thank for you the tip, me?

According to user unknown, who wants to go by the name Peanitz , Jorkma , the poop found in the trade talks channel was theirs. They will be attending all 3 days, and will only dine on blood, so if you are curious why the trade talk channel has poo in it, it was Jorkma Peanitz.

According to a user who may be @cake307, but says their name is @Cake007 (Who goes on to explain that the 007 means O goals, O assists, and 7 games won in my career) @cake307 is @Seany Alt. Strange. This user will attend all 3 days and is restricted from all foods.

According to a user who says "I am me, I am troy" @kahri has agreed to spend 3 days, but expects to be paid by Troy, but will not eat with Troy? I don't know I don't understand. Anyway, they spilled beans everywhere and are now beanless. Thanks for the update!!

Maybe or Maybe not According to user Jess? @sköldpaddor has gone Kosher on one day, and has stated that Betzee Nickelback dips grapes into chipotle Mayonnaise. Strange. Thanks for the update!!

According to no restrictions @micool132 " Hearing Team Czechia acquired a rugbby ball and that it is so smart it will manage the junior world team. It's weird connection between rugby and hockey. Also hearing im gonna win the cup. " Thank you Micool! Cup for you good sir! IIHF cup for you!

According to a person who is like a son. in the sense that Blank I am your father, and is also going Gluten-Free for all 3 days, Chris Valentine @downer does not have a Valentine set up for next year. So Everyone please send your Valentines and Candygrams to @downer ASAP! Thanks for the info!!

Like the above? Submit your own HERE. Don't like it. Submit by DMing me instead. I do my best to remember everything, but I am only human. Or am I? I am.

- a lot of GM spots have opened up over the past few weeks. By my count, and counting the WJC, over 20. Everyone thinks it is because of "life" or "living" or "I can't spend every minute on this website" but really we at the Ramblings have figured out what it is.

Dental. The HO has removed Dental for everyone under the HO level. That means every GM no longer has access to the Dental care. This move was leaked by a close friend of the HO, who asked to be nameless.

- WJC And IIHF stuff is starting up soon! Look for your teams announcements, and get ready for some international fun!

-For the full effect of this one, please open this song in the background while reading. Thanks.

Hello, it's me. Jimothee Penjiman. You may know me by my nickname, @Thor .

I am here today to discuss a need. A need your team may need. For the League Minimum, I will help defend your net. From all that can attack it. Contact me today. Thanks.

- IF YOU DO NOT OFFER SOMETHING FOR THE AUCTION, YOU ARE BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.

Get those wallets ready as the Charity drive opens up shortly! Get those items to @sköldpaddor as soon as possible! I am not sure what I should put up for Auction yet, I was told I can't put my kids up. I was thinking maybe a romantic dinner for one at outback... all you can eat Chili and baked potatoes perhaps @downer ?

Seriously, suggest your ideas for me below. I will do one , or two, or all of them!

-something something @caltroit_red_flames cards or something. I don't know DM him about it.

Want to Advertise or be a part of the Ramblings? Send me a DM on Forums or Discord! Please put in the title your favorite color.

That's all for the updates for now! Feel free to PM on any Rambles. If you want to be anonymous, please say so in the title! Also feel free to send me any rambles!! Go Czechia!!

(1450ish words, made by the power of the sun, for without we would not get sunburn, which would not motivate us to stay out of it and go on the computer in the first place. Also, read labels, they put corn in everything in America. Watch out for those sneaky nuggets of yellow and white, they get in you mouth then you say goodnight. That's what my grandfather use to always say. He was a weird dude.)

kahri · 07-16-2024, 08:34 PM

this one got me giggle hard

cake307 · 07-16-2024, 08:44 PM

I've won more than 7 games this season! I'm also not French Canadian!

skyrrhawk · 07-16-2024, 09:02 PM

hmmmmm

***Chevy*** · 07-17-2024, 09:08 AM

That's a solid ramble.

***Seany148*** · 07-17-2024, 11:35 AM

07-16-2024, 08:44 PMcake307 Wrote: I've won more than 7 games this season! I'm also not French Canadian!

But you're my alt

***Blastmeaway*** · 07-18-2024, 05:28 PM

Don't be afraid to purchase the all new, improve, and less deadly Bobbleheads now available at Shop.CzechiaIsBestia.cz. If you cant me in the right mood we might be able to work a deal on shipping, that is if Kral King is playing in your neck of the woods.

Shout out to ml002, schultzy, slashacm, tedward!
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09-05-2018, 10:04 PMBeaver Wrote: Wow look what the PT affiliation has done to our pristine league.

12-19-2018, 12:31 AMBeaver Wrote: I personally blame the PT affiliation for handing out massive amounts of free TPE to all these players, inflating the TPE they're at when they get called up.

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