The rookie rock band for the Vancouver Whalers is me on the electric guitar, Levon Dokjic on drums, and Cristobal Khabibulin on the piano. And the band name is the Whailers

Sig by Jove and thanks to Seany for setting me up

Dominic Enselmo/LW/Vancouver Whalers

I think we would probably devolve into a Mongolian throat music band. We would all do vocals of course, but I think Chuck Lumbermouth would take the lowest droning vocals. Everyone would love it. We'd get a standing ovation, and we'd do the sickest encore where we come back out and drone some more hypnotizing half of the party in the process.

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THE ONLY MASTER EMPOLEON

Not really sure who would play the instruments but I think NLs sound would be similar to that of Max Rebo's, we don't want to completely copy but I know we'll be right on the edge. I know it's a certain genre, what was it called again?

Given that the kraken have so many arms we would all play some percussion instruments and mimic the chaotic and dark sense of the deep sea.

Kenneth Lind (S78-)

Tomas Lind (S57-S78)

Tomas Lind, CAR, MAN, SWE
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Drafted 13th overall (2nd Round) by Carolina Kraken in the S57 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 18th overall (1st Round) by Manhattan Rage in the S58 SHL Entry Draft
S57-S59 WJC GM of Sweden
S57 Rookie All Star Team
S57 WJC Silver
S59 Cristoph Klose Award for the Top Forward
S60 WJC Silver
S60 Assistant Captain
S60 Elias Armia
S60 Damian Littleton Trophy Winner for the Analytics App
S62-63 co-GM of Carolina
S64- co-GM of Manhattan
S64 IIHF Silver
S66 Lance Uppercut Award Nominees (with CoA)
S66 Damian Littleton Award Nominee
S67 Damian Littleton Award Nominee
S68 Damian Littleton Award Winner
S68 IIHF Gold
S69 IIHF Silver
S70 IIHF Silver
S72 IIHF Bronze
S73 IIHF Gold
S75 IIHF Gold



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@sköldpaddor @High Stick King @Ragnar

I honestly, do not know what kind of instrument Jeremy would play. He is a flerken, afterall, so maybe he ends up playing the Harp and he tries to get the team to be a part of an orchestra.

S61 | Melvin Majestik-Moose | Defender | 2051 TPE

Nevada Battleborn Captain and Assistant Captain

Chicago Syndicate and Assistant Captain & Co-GM

Jess's Favorite Battlebaby

S61 1st Overall

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Career Stats:

To Be Determined Probably Never

S79 | Jeremy Snugglemuffin III| Defender | 209 TPE

The Rookie Berserkers decided to form a band to get some bonding in.  Katharina decided to be the Lead Vocals, Ima is the Lead Guitarist, Jacob on Rhythm Guitar, Jason on Bass Guitar, Big Sweg on the Keys, and Hamper as the Drummer.

Credit to @Symmetrik

Jason Bourne || RW || USA || 229 TPE
Name: Jason Bourne
Age: 22
Birthplace: Washington, DC, USA
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 16

Credit to @Geekusoid, @rum_ham, @Carpy48, @enigmatic, @BDonini, @honkerrs, @DELIRIVM, @Emiko, @Merica, and @Ragnar

Ryu Jones || LW/C || Japan/World || 893 TPE || 2183 Peak TPE
Name: Ryu Jones
Age: 20
Birthplace: Kobe, Japan
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 195 lbs
Number: 27

It looks like most of my new teammates have already got the band figured out. Maybe Aslak could bring in a keyboard to add a little variety to the band? I think it’s either that or being a second guitar to back up Kaptina.

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Zach Evans || Forward || Winnipeg Jets
Name: Zach Evans
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 195 lbs
Number: 18
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SHL Career Statistics:
S32 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 9, A: 5, P: 14, +/-: -1, PIMS: 12, H: 59
S33 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 8, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 3, PIMS: 49, H: 106
S34 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 14, A: 14, P: 28, +/-: 7, PIMS: 46, H: 96
S35 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 22, A: 26, P: 48, +/-: -4, PIMS: 23, H: 113
S36 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 28, A: 30, P: 58, +/-: 23, PIMS: 51, H: 140
S37 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 24, A: 27, P: 51, +/-: 2, PIMS: 36, H: 220
S38 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 27. A: 38, P: 65, +/-: 12, PIMS: 45, H: 158
S39 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 32, P: 47, +/-: 11, PIMS: 43, H: 85
S40 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 22, A: 31, P: 53, +/-: 11, PIMS: 15, H: 49
S41 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 27, A: 35, P: 62, +/-: 26, PIMS: 34, H: 82
S42 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 29, P: 45, +/-: -3, PIMS: 15, H: 6
S43 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 29, P: 45, +/-: 11, PIMS: 27, H: 15
S44 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 14, A: 31, P: 45, +/-: 3, PIMS: 17, H: 17
S45 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 34, P: 49, +/-: 4, PIMS: 2, H: 27
CAREER: GP: 700, G: 257, A: 376, P: 633, +/-: 105, PIMS: 415, H: 1,173
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
S34 (WPG): GP: 5, G: 2, A: 1, P: 3, +/-: 0, PIMS: 4, H: 7
S36 (WPG): GP: 6, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 16
S37 (WPG): GP: 18, G: 11, A: 14, P: 25, +/-: 19, PIMS: 12, H: 81
S38 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 6, A: 9, P: 15, +/-: 5, PIMS: 4, H: 32
S39 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: -2, PIMS: 6, H: 31
S40 (WPG): GP: 14, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 1, PIMS: 13, H: 7
S41 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 8, A: 6, P: 14, +/-: 3, PIMS: 9, H: 26
S43 (WPG): GP: 17, G: 4, A: 9, P: 13, +/-: 11, PIMS: 2, H: 4
S44 (WPG): GP: 18, G: 4, A: 15, P: 19, +/-: 7, PIMS: 0, H: 3
S45 (WPG): GP: 4, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 2
CAREER: GP: 121, G: 46, A: 69, P: 115, +/-: 41, PIMS: 50, H: 209
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S30 (DET): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 12, P: 28, +/-: 8, PIMS: 10, H: 44
S31 (DET): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 23, P: 38, +/-: -2, PIMS: 35, H: 84
CAREER: GP: 100, G: 31, A: 35, P: 66, +/-: 6, PIMS: 45, H: 128
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S30 (DET): GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 2, H: 0
S31 (DET): GP: 13, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 3, PIMS: 0, H: 9
CAREER: GP: 18, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: 2, PIMS: 2, H: 9
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IIHF Statistics (Russia):
S30: GP: 11, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 7
S32: GP: 13, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -4, PIMS: 4, H: 17
S33: GP: 11, G: 3, A: 6, P: 9, +/-: 5, PIMS: 4, H: 12
S34: GP: 11, G: 6, A: 2, P: 8, +/-: 2, PIMS: 2, H: 10
S35: GP: 13, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 4, PIMS: 18, H: 22
S36: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 3, P: 7, +/-: -3, PIMS: 2, H: 5
S37: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: 0, PIMS: 0, H: 8
S38: GP: 13, G: 3, A: 10, P: 13, +/-: 8, PIMS: 4, H: 5
S39: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 6, P: 12, +/-: 1, PIMS: 2, H: 11
S40: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -6, PIMS: 2, H: 8
S41: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: 0, PIMS: 2, H: 7
S42: GP: 10, G: 5, A: 9, P: 14, +/-: 5, PIMS: 0, H: 1
S43: GP: 13, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 6, PIMS: 0, H: 0
S44: GP: 10, G: 4, A: 8, P: 12, +/-: 1, PIMS: 0, H: 0
S45: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 1, P: 7, +/-: -13, PIMS: 0, H: 2
CAREER: GP: 167 G: 54, A: 65, P: 119, +/-: 5, PIMS: 40, H: 105
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Transactions and Awards:
Drafted 25th overall by Detroit, S30 SMJHL Entry Draft
S30 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy Winner
Drafted 5th overall by Winnipeg, S31 SHL Entry Draft
S32 Oriens Trophy Winner (Co-GM, Detroit)
S32 IIHF Bronze Medalist
S36 SHL Second-Team All-Star
S37 Challenge Cup Champion
S38 Sergei Karpotsov Trophy Winner
S38 SHL First-Team All-Star
S38 Sarmad Khan Trophy Winner
S38 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner
S38 Damian Littleton Trophy Winner
S38 IIHF Gold Medalist
S43 IIHF Silver Medalist
S44 Challenge Cup Champion
Inducted into SHL Hall of Fame, S47
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Two things are infinite.

Nikolai Evans || Defenseman || HAM/TBB/TEX
Name: Nikolai Evans
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 19
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SHL Career Statistics:
S47 (HAM): GP: 50, G: 1, A: 10, P: 11, +/-: -4, SB: 39, H: 32
S48 (HAM): GP: 50, G: 5, A: 9, P: 14, +/1: 6, SB: 57, H: 37
S49 (TBB): GP: 50, G: 9, A: 14, P: 23, +/-: -22, SB: 78, H: 51
S50 (TBB): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: 4, SB: 64, H: 39
CAREER: GP: 200, G: 22, A: 53, P: 75, +/-: -16, SB: 238, H: 159
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
S48 (HAM): GP: 5, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, SB: 6, H: 3
S49 (TBB): GP: 12, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 0, SB: 20, H: 8
S50 (TBB): GP: 19, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 1, SB: 29, H: 6
CAREER: GP: 36, G: 6, A: 12, P: 18, +/-: 0, SB: 55, H: 17
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S45 (MTL): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 13, P: 20, +/-: -1, SB: 60, H: 25
S46 (MTL/HFX): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: -1, SB: 47, H: 68
CAREER: GP: 100, G: 14, A: 33, P: 47, +/-: -2, SB: 107, H: 93
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S45 (MTL): GP: 6, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: -1, SB: 7, H: 4
S46 (HFX): GP: 13, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -4, SB: 18, H: 14
CAREER: GP: 19, G: 5, A: 5, P: 10, +/-: -5, SB: 25, H: 18
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IIHF Statistics (Russia):
S45: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -5, SB: 12, H: 2
S46: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, SB: 11, H: 2
S47: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 7, P: 9, +/-: 2, SB: 17, H: 12
S48: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/-: -6, SB: 22, H: 0
S49: GP: 15, G: 6, A: 6, P: 12, +/-: -6, SB: 25, H: 7
CAREER: GP: 61, G: 10, A: 19, P: 29, +/-: -17, SB: 87, H: 23
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WJC Statistics:
S44 (World): GP: 15, G: 6, A: 7, P: 13, +/-: 8, SB: 18, H: 13
S45 (Russia): GP: 22, G: 2, A: 10, P: 12, +/-: -13, SB: 33, H: 14
S46 (Russia): GP: 28, G: 9, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 0, SB: 26, H: 14
CAREER: GP: 55, G: 17, A: 32, P: 48, +/-: -5, SB: 77, H: 41
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Transactions and Awards:
Drafted 1st overall by Montreal, S45 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 1st overall by Hamilton, S46 SHL Entry Draft
Traded to Halifax Raiders during S46 SMJHL season
Traded to Tampa Bay Barracuda prior to S49 SHL season
S48 Fantasy Global Champion
S50 Mathias Chouinard Trophy Winner
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The Russian Prince

Zdenko Beranek || Winger || Quebec City Citadelles
Name: Zdenko Beranek
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 175 lbs
Number: 27
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S55 (QCC): GP: 50, G: 6, A: 15, P: 21, +/-: -22, PIMS: 6
S56 (QCC): GP: 50, G: 10, A: 27, P: 37, +/-: 9, PIMS: 20
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Transactions and Awards:
Drafted 1st overall by Quebec City, S55 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 18th overall by Seattle, S56 SHL Entry Draft
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Le Petite Chèvre

I’m not sure who would play what instrument, but what I do know is that it would be a total disaster. No one on this team is musically talented. We’re capable of listening to music, but that’s as far as our skills go.

If there's one thing that the Ottawa team knows well, its their way around a concert venue's hotdog stand. This leads us to being the premier street performers on our off time, often using homemade instruments slapped together in the garage the week before an event. A lot of people will say you can't build your own drum set out of trash you found behind the arena, but this never stopped @SFresh3 from grabbing all the old boxes and buckets to create some of the worst blast beats known to man. Often overshadowed by the plastic saxophone duet between @okestboomer and @Vrain that is without a doubt the star of the show with their wild gyrations - even if there's only one kid watching from across the street, throwing coins directly at the band. All of the money from our often impromptu street concerts, typically go directly into getting new hotdog carts installed around the barn. Something our GM @Frenchie had been focusing on since the start of the season.

Slava Kasyanenko has the chaotic energy needed for drums, our GMs would be the bassist and rhythm guitar so that they can provide the structure and baseline for the songs, and I'll take the other guitar since it's the only thing I could contribute. Badger Hennessy will be the lead singer

Sigs: Thanks JNH, Lime, Carpy, and ckroyal92 

Jukka Timonen | RHD | NL| CHI | 1880 TPE
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 215 lbs
Country: Finland
Playstyle: Rushing Defenseman
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats:

S52 | NL | 50GP | 10G | 11A | 21P | -7 | 32H | 47SB | 16.39 SH% | 21:40  

S53 | NL | 50GP | 7G | 21A | 28P | +11 | 41H | 94SB |  42TkA | 68GR | 47.4CF%

S54 | NL | 50GP | 11G | 13A | 24P | +11 | 37H | 75SB |25TkA | 68GR | 54.1CF%

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SMJHL Playoff Stats:

S52 | NL | 10GP | 4G | 3A | 7P | -2 | 17 H | 11 SB | 36.36 SH% | 23.04 Min

S53 | NL | 7GP | 1G | 4A | 5P | -3 | 0H | 6 SB | 7TkA | 66 GR | 42CF%  

S54 | NL | 14GP | 4G | 5A | 9P | +12 | 5H | 24SB | 10TkA | 69GR | 53.8CF%

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Transactions:
S52: Drafted #17 overall to NLB in the SMJHL draft

S53: Drafted #10 overall to MAN in the SHL draft

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League Awards/Honors:

S52: Nominated for the Commisioner's Award of Excellence

S53: All star (1st Defensemen)

S53: Nominated for the Quilha Agante Trophy - Best Defensemen

S54: All star (3rd Defensemen)

S54: Nomiated for Harvey Danger Award - Best WJC Defensemen

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Personal Awards/Honors:

S52: NL team awards - Best rookie

S53-S54: NL Assistant Captain

S53: MAN team awards - Best prospect

S53: SHL player poll - Best user media

S53: NL team awards - Best defenseman

I would play a trumpet because I used to play it from 5th grade to 8th grade and I got plenty of experience at playing the trumpet

Well, since everyone on the Newfoundland Berserkers is a hockey player and not a musician, does "terrible music" count for the kind of music the team would play? We'd probably have a couple people playing hte recorder because at least they would have learned it in elementary school

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Katharina Rosenthal || G || Newfoundland Berserkers || 208 TPE ||
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 154 lbs

Christian Kinsinger || D || Winnipeg Aurora || 2042 Peak TPE ||
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 212 lbs

Luca Veccelli || C || Retired || 1093 Peak TPE ||
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 208 lbs

Chris York || RW || Retired || 1817 Peak TPE || HOF ||
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 184 lbs

Prince George Firebirds GM (S34-S36)
Toronto North Stars GM (S37-S43)

Our band, “The Frosted Beats” from QCC, features Aslak on drums, Jouni on guitar, Gwendolyn on vocals, and QCCBOT on bass. Expect an unforgettable mix of classic rock and pop!

On the Kraken team, us rookies got together performed acapella versions of sea shanties with plenty of base. Some of the other teammates joined in with heavy percussion instruments and the group was known as the “Deepwater Demons”.