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Whikadoodle · 08-22-2024, 09:15 PM

Tragedy struck today when a junior hockey player was horribly injured on the ice. Little Sally, age 11, got going too quick on her Skates. And whos to blame? Johnny FourStar, creator of Johnny's Super Skates. These super Skates come with rockets in the heels, and have been causing injuries to junior hockey players all across the west cost.

"I just got going too fast, it was so gnarly" said little Sally. "I looked so cool."

And cool she did look. Johnny's Super Skates are not just so fast you'll slip a disc, they're also super fashionable. They come in every color, and a bunch of neat patterns! Sally was definitely the coolest looking hockey player out there on the ice in her new super Skates.

"My favorite thing about my super Skates was that they're only sold at K Mart." Sally told us as she prepared for her operation. "I went with my whole family to K Mart to buy Johnny's Super Skates, and we went to the K Mart Cafe, I got an ICEE, and we enjoyed shopping K Marts many great deals."

When asked if she would do it again, Sally was in good spirits.

"I was so radical" she said, giving the thumbs up as she was wheeled out of the room.

BE cool. BE gnarly. LIVE ON THE EDGE with Johnny's Super Skates!

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TheOPSquid · 08-23-2024, 09:29 AM

As a verified purchaser I can confirm that I love how fast Johnny's Super Skates make me, people complain about going too fast but just do what I do and dive into the boards to stop!

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