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Seymour · 09-01-2024, 10:19 AM

Sokoliik · 09-01-2024, 10:35 AM

Written option one:
Personally, I dont like formal clothes like ties shirts and others, on the most of the games I like to arrive in some tracksuit, most of the time Nike Tech Fleece (no ad), its comfy, not so elegant but I dont care much about that. My priority is to feel the best on the way and dont be uncomfy because of some shirt and tie. Most of the time I wear black one, but sometimes I wear other colors too. My shoes are white low ones, sometimes with some colorsm sometimes pure white. And i always wear some snapback as a cool thing to fit the outfit, most of the times the team one. Some poeple should say that its weird or offensive, but I dont feel like that, as I said, the main thing is my comfort on the way to the match, not how I look or what does my fans or other people mean about my look.

trella · 09-01-2024, 10:43 AM

Rip thunderdome is a person that understands that if you look good, you will feel good, thus guaranteeing that you play well as an added bonus. That is why Rip thunderdome, defender for the eastern conference leading tampa bay barracuda, shows up to the rink on game days in his best attire. While rip thunderdome respects other sports leagues and players for loosening up on dress code for game days, rip thunderdome is still a bit old fashioned in the sense he will always wear a suit for the game. He has a vide variety of suit jackets, pants, ties, and hats, some of which are very flashy and flamboyant. It is one of rip thunderdome’s biggest goals as a player to be knows around the league as one of the players with the best sense of style, like a david pastrnak type. Hockey stats are temporary but the drip is forever

Thanks to @karey and @JSS for the sigs!

Former USA Fed Head, Carolina Kraken Co-GM, Tampa Bay Barracuda GM

***Ace*** · 09-01-2024, 11:23 AM

Graphic Option 1

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***micool132*** · 09-01-2024, 11:33 AM

Written option1

Nathangus mcexplosion, currently a prospect of the atlanta inferno of the simulation hockey league and also currently a player of the colorado raptors in the simulation major junior hockey league is not a big shot. He always arrives at the games underdressed because he doesnt think its serious enough to dress up like its a wedding or something. Sometimes he is wearing the pajamas of his chiclehood, an inferno and raptor pajama the 2 teams of his youth its very nice he got to play for tjem as well. Wwhat would be funny however is if everyone arrived in that inflatable dino costume that you see on tv and in memes and we all also play like that just like in that gif of a raptor hip checking a red wings player. Do dinosaurs even have hips? What about skates? I bet evolution of the dinosaurs would probably have led to this eventually if a huge meteor didnt destroy them into petrol.

gaby · 09-01-2024, 12:14 PM

Option 2

Henri Losanov was born in Lyon, France and stayed there until the age of 15 years old. His dad was a Russian forward who finished his playing in career in the Ligue Magnus and met his wife there. Like most big cities in the world, there are a lot of people struggling financially and can't afford a place to live. It's always something that stayed in young Losanov mind, seeing those poor individuals struggling. This is why he made himself a promise when he would be able to donate 500k every year to Emmaus, an international solidarity movement founded in Paris in 1949 by Catholic priest and Capuchin friar Abbé Pierre to combat poverty and homelessness. Hockey is not really popular in France but when the charity ask to come up with a jersey design, the first thing he said was that the color has to be blue. Henri has 0 artistic talent, he will ask for help for the design.

MrPresident · 09-01-2024, 12:21 PM

Option 2
Remember that dress from The Hunger Games? The dress that Katniss Everdeen wore? Like the dress that was one colour and caught fire and changed colours to try to amp up support for her? Yeah, that's the jersey that Kristian Seppanen, the Finnish right defenceman for the Atlanta Inferno hockey team of the Simulation Hockey League, otherwise known as the SHL, would design for the Atlanta Inferno. It would be in support of the local fire department, and serve as a public service announcement on how to prevent fires in your home. The jersey would be black and the outer layer would catch fire as the team gets hot during the game, only to reveal red jerseys throughout the game. If the team does bad, the entire jersey spontaneously catches fire at the end of the game, providing incentive for the players to make sure the team is successful and avoid potential injuries. Win and win, or lose and lose.

vbottas17 · 09-01-2024, 12:28 PM

Alexi Piastri's game day attire has always been curious for a professional hockey player. Alexi grew up on the beach in Australia and it shows. He's usually seen pulling up to the arena in boardshorts, a t-shirt, and flip flops. That's it give or take a pair of sunglasses. This almost makes sense being that he's playing for the Los Angeles Panthers. He blends in with a pretty high percentage of the locals in southern California. But this is the same wardrobe he's been wearing since his days with the Minnesota Monarchs. It would be -10 degrees fahrenheit in St. Paul and Piastri would be freezing his ass off in his board shorts after surfing some random lake. It's a good thing he moved on to Los Angeles or he very well may have froze to death by now. I wouldn't expect Piastri to adopt the suit and tie look anytime soon. This goes for awards shows as well as he famously has accepted many awards in just board shorts and flip flops after rushing in from catching some waves.

***Toast*** · 09-01-2024, 12:48 PM

PBE

***RAmenAmen*** · 09-01-2024, 12:55 PM

Look good, feel good, play good. That's the idea Justin Time subscribes to, anyway. While he's never the first to adopt new fashion trends or wow the fans or the media with his style, Time is of the old school mindset when it comes to pre game attire. He shows up to the rink early in a suit and tie, always making sure he looks his best as part of his game day routine. It's the little things that can keep you off your game, and any time he's tried to veer from his routine the results have been disastrous. When tradition works, there's no reason to mess with it. While Time is an old school goalie, his younger teammates sometimes make quite the stir with their fashion choices, and it can always be fun to see what strange new trends sweep through the league as both rosters make their way to the dressing rooms before a game.

Thunfish · 09-01-2024, 01:24 PM

Graphic Option 2: Went with a "Save the Earth" aesthetic.

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*Jason* · 09-01-2024, 01:42 PM

Tylar · 09-01-2024, 02:12 PM

The Jersey Sad Ketchup of the Chicago Syndicate would make for his Simulation Hockey League team the Chicago Syndicate would do is create a lovely Ketchup Pasta jersey for the Lurie children's hospital in Chicago. The reason Sad Ketchup picked the Lurie Children's Hospital in Chicago is that children are always lovely and could also use extra funds to treat sick children. The jersey would not really have any relevance to the cause, although children do love some kraft dinner with ketchup so that is the plus side. I Many of Sad Ketchup's teammates are not really fans of the dish or the jersey idea, but Sad Ketchup is known for his ketchup pasta, so they understand. The jersey for the fans is likely going to be a meme which is why it will sell, since Sad Ketchup's name is basically a meme to fans already so it will likely be a hit of those fans in Chicago and around the Simulation Hockey League.

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*Otrebor13* · 09-01-2024, 02:32 PM

Axel Kirby is much more of a traditional person so you won’t really catch him wearing anything too out of the box or crazy, like some of the NBA and NFL players do (and to be honest I don’t know if he could pull it off either, so it’s probably better he doesn’t try). Typically on game days it’s much more like a typical NHLer would wear, some suits, or sometimes dress down a little with a little more casual fits, but it’s always a classic look.

At the end of the day the may objective is to go out there and play good hockey, Axel could not be bothered with taking up time and space in his mind with worrying what he’s going to wear before games. I think the Los Angeles teammates probably think he’s boring, but he doesn’t really care when he goes out there and produces the way he does.

Australiankek · 09-01-2024, 02:40 PM

Kevin Kim was always adapted to the idea that good clothing in special occasions always give a good impression. The first line center Kevin Kim of the Minnesota Monarchs always wore the usual fancy suit and tie to all his games. Although there are opportunities to wear silly clothes, especially mid season where nobody comes or watches the games, but Kevin's always scared that he's going to be the next meme with all his silly options. When it comes to his teammates, they all share similar mindsets. There are varieties of 'fictional' and real people in the locker room, but gamedays are gamedays. Plus its not like Kevin's in Florida, where he can wear anything he wants with the dream weather everyday. The media never really pays attention to the generic clothes, they more so care about Kevin's game. Unless your suit is the most silly thing ever, nobody will pay attention.

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