The room is dark. Where am I? I can start to make out the shapes of the strange place. Where am I? Where is Beeg? I was told we'd be together forever. Someone turns on the light remotely. I am alone. Help? No don't... you'll just hurt me again.

I sit up, or was I already sitting? Everything is a mess. I feel Beeg... No sorry, Big. Beeg is a state of mind, not a size. Am I feeling TT? Or am I feeling UwU? So many questions and so few answers. Help? No don't... I can't take this.

I stand, or am I actually lying down flat but in a vacuum? No, I am definitely standing up, I can feel the pressure of my body weight at the bottom of my feet. Should I stay here or should I start walking? But where should I go? So many questions. Help? No don't... I want to do this myself.

I walk towards the door, open it and leave... Or am I actually arriving? This is a new place so I don't know the layout of the place, am I closer to leaving than I was 5 minutes ago or am I actually just going deeper? One can argue that I was closer to leaving when I was closer to the outer wall. Help... Anyone? I need help.

I walk down the corridor, I hear voices. Hello? Who's there? If this is a dream it could only be two different people, either Hirai Momo or BEEEEEEEEEG Beeg Yosh. It's neither. It's the entire Chicago Syndicate team. Is this what they call Deja Vu? Help?

Turns out I was drafted in the third round, this is familiar. Where is Beeg? Oh, he was drafted to Tampa Bay? Oh Ok, it is what it is. Where is Hirai Momo? Oh she doesn't play hockey and we're too poor to have her perform here every night? Sad. What is the richest team in the league? Oh, everyone has the same amount of fake money? Help? HO? Give us more money?

Am I surprised I ended up here? No. Nobody else contacted me. I am and will forever be a bust. It's okay, at least my favorite team in the league didn't have to waste a high pick on me. We are all winners. Help? What do you mean help i don't need help I'm right where I'm supposed to be.

But yes, HO give us more money so we can hire Idols to perform for us every night.

I guess I'll have to keep paying for YouTube Premium.

That is all, be well friends.

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