@Frenchie TEARING UP THE LEAGUE RN, chill daddy.

you don't usually tell me to chill

 

@"jason kranz" sig elite / @sulovilen elite sig

Captain || Derek Martin || Los Angeles Panthers || C || S68 || 2024 pTPE || 1775 cTPE Height: 5'11'' || Weight: 192 lbs || #26 -------------------------Career Highlights------------------------- S67 - SMJHL - Drafted 4th OA by the Carolina Kraken S67 - BI - WJC Silver Medal S67 - CAR -  Elias Armia Award (Commissioner's Award of Excellence) S67 - CAR - Slothface Leadership Award S67 - CAR - Jordan Nugent Hall Award (Most Dedicated Player) S67 - CAR - Alonzo Garbonzo Award (Top Rookie) S67 - CAR - Michael Fitted Award for the player who best demonstrates what it means to be a Kraken S68 - SHL - Drafted 3rd OA by the Los Angeles Panthers  S70 - SMJHL - Zac Miller Award (Most Dedicated User) S70 - CAR - Slothface Leadership Award S70 - CAR - Cristoph Klose Award - Top Forward S70 - CAR - Jordan Nugent Hall Award S70 - CAR - Kurtis Hunter Award - Team's Choice MVP S70 - CAR - Michael Fitted Award S70 - BI - WJC Gold Medal S71 - IRE - IIHF Gold Medal S72 - LAP - Named Captain of the Los Angeles Panthers S74 - SHL - Damien Littleton Award S75 - LAP - Challenge Cup Champion S75 - LAP - Named to the third all-star team S76 - LAP - Nominated for the Ron Mexico Award S76 - LAP - Named to the first all-star team S77 - IRE - IIHF Gold Medal S78 - LAP - Challenge Cup Champion S78 - LAP - Nominated for the Anton Razov Award ----------------SMJHL Career Statistics - Regular Season---------------- S67 - CAR | 66 GP | 12 G | 11 A | 23 PTS | -15 | 17:07 TOI S68 - CAR (A) | 66 GP | 22 G | 26 A | 48 PTS | +5 | 17:45 TOI S69 - CAR (A) | 66 GP | 26 G | 26 A | 52 PTS | +15 | 19:03 TOI S70 - CAR © | 66GP | 43 G | 39 A | 82 PTS | + 15 | 21:52 TOI ---------------------SMJHL Career Statistics - Playoffs--------------------- S68 - CAR (A) | 12 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 PTS | +1 | 17:07 TOI S69 - CAR (A) | 12 GP | 5 G | 17 A | 22 PTS | +6 | 20:50 TOI S70 - CAR © | 11 GP | 11 G | 11 A | 22 PTS | +2 | 21:16 TOI -----------------SHL Career Statistics - Regular Season----------------- S71 - LAP | 66 GP | 24 G | 26 A | 50 PTS | -4 | 21:36 TOI S72 - LAP © | 66 GP | 33 G | 33 A | 66 PTS | -4 | 22:06 TOI S73 - LAP © | 66 GP | 51 G | 41 A | 92 PTS | +11 | 21:15 TOI S74 - LAP © | 66 GP | 47 G | 48 A | 95 PTS | -5 | 20:42 TOI S75 - LAP © | 66 GP | 47 G | 56 A | 103 PTS | +30 | 22:04 TOI S76 - LAP © | 66 GP | 53 G | 60 A | 113 PTS | +47 | 22:34 TOI S77 - LAP © | 66 GP | 36 G | 44 A | 80 PTS | +11 | 22:03 TOI S78 - LAP © | 66 GP | 47 G | 61 A | 108 PTS | +35 | 23:10 TOI --------------------SHL Career Statistics - Playoffs-------------------- S71 - LAP | 12 GP | 3 G | 4 A | 7 PTS | -1 | 20:55 TOI S72 - LAP | 11 GP | 10 G | 3 A | 13 PTS | -7 | 21:36 TOI S73 - LAP | 8 GP | 4 G | 6 A | 10 PTS | +2 | 23:15 TOI S74 - LAP | 6 GP | 4 G | 2 A | 6 PTS | -7 | 20:31 TOI S75 - LAP | 18 GP| 9 G | 13 A | 22 PTS | +6 | 23:21 TOI S76 - LAP | 12 GP | 10 G | 5 A | 15 PTS | +1 | 23:23 TOI S77 - LAP | 13 GP | 9 G | 9 A | 18 PTS | +0 | 22:47 TOI S78 - LAP | 24GP | 21 G | 14 A | 35 PTS | +17 | 22:35 TOI

GM || Maurice O'Bready || Ottawa Highlanders || Team Ireland -------------------------Career Highlights------------------------- S67 - Named Irish Federation Head S68 - Hired as Carolina Kraken co-GM S68 - CAR - Nominated for the Nour Harrak Award S71 - IIHF Gold Medal S74 - Retired from international management S75 - CAR - Nominated for the Nour Harrak Award S75 - Hired as the expansion GM for the Ottawa Highlanders S77 - OTT - Won the Nour Harrak Award ---------Ottawa Highlanders Season Statistics--------- S76 - 24 W | 28 L | 4 OTL - 14th place S77 - 38 W | 23 L | 5 OTL - 5th place S78 - 30 W | 32 L | 4 OTL - 11th place -------Ottawa Highlanders Playoff Record------- S76 - Lost 2-4 to the Carolina Kraken in the round of 16 S77 - Lost 2-4 to the Vancouver Whalers in the 4 Star Cup Final S78 - Lost 1-4 to the Maine Timber in the quarter-finals ---------------------IIHF Career Statistics--------------------- S67 - IRE - 3 W | 1 OTW | 8 L - Group Stage S68 - IRE - 3 W | 1 OTW | 8 L - Group Stage S69 - IRE - 4 W | 0 OTW | 8 L - Group Stage S70 - IRE - 2 W | 1 OTW | 9 L - Group Stage S71 - IRE - 8 W | 1 OTW | 3 L - GOLD MEDAL S72 - IRE - 7 W | 1 OTW | 4 L - Lost in Round 1 [pbl[S73 - IRE - 8 W | 0 OTW | 4 L - Lost in Round 1[/pbl] S74 - IRE - 4 W | 0 OTW | 8 L - Group Stage --------------Carolina Kraken Season Statistics-------------- S68 - 43 W | 22 L | 1 OTL - 2nd place S69 - 37 W | 26 L | 3 OTL - 7th place S70 - 30 W | 31 L | 5 OTL - 10th place S71 - 34 W | 28 L | 4 OTL - 6th place S72 - 36 W | 24 L | 6 OTL - 5th place S73 - 29 W | 34 L | 3 OTL - 11th place S74 - 31 W | 28 L | 7 OTL - 10th place S75 - 29 W | 31 L | 6 OTL - 10th place ------------Carolina Kraken Playoff Record------------ S68 - Lost 3-4 to the Detroit Falcons in the semi-finals S69 - Lost 3-4 to the Maine Timber in the quarter-finals S70 - Lost 2-4 to the Maine Timber in the quarter-finals S71 - Lost 1-4 to the Newfoundland Berserkers in the quarter-finals S72 - Lost 3-4 to the Nevada Battleborn in the quarter-finals S73 - Lost 3-4 to the Nevada Battleborn in the round of 16 S74 - Did not Qualify S75 - Lost 2-4 to the Colorado Raptors in the quarter-finals

Zerks 6-1 woooo

   

More dubs coming tonight I feel it

   

Already made a panic swap in fantasy. Surely it doesn't backfire

Thanks to @enigmatic, @Matteo, @sulovilen, @zeagle1, @TheOPSquid, and @MN_Moosey for all the sigs!
S76 C || Ylib Kove || MAN || 1400+ TPE Seasons (Regular | Playoff | Playoff Round (Missed -> Cup Win)) YUM | S75-S78 | 264GP 65G 117A 182P | 36GP 14G 17A 31P | 0, 2, 1, 1, 0, 0 MAN | S79-S80 | 132GP 41G 56A 97P | 11GP 5G 7A 12P | 0, 2, 0, 0, 0, 0 WOR | S75-S75 | 12GP 2G 5A 7P | 3GP 0G 0A 0P | 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0 CZE | S76-S78 | 36GP 12G 15A 27P | 3GP 0G 2A 2P | 2, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0 CZE | S77-S80 | 48GP 7G 16A 23P | 4GP 0G 2A 2P | 2, 1, 1, 0, 0, 0 History S75 | YUM | Drafted 9th Overall S75 | YUM | Pupper Award S76 | MAN | Drafted 4th Overall S77 | YUM | Voted Alternate Captain S77 | YUM | Lead Dog Award S78 | YUM | Voted Captain S78 | YUM | Brandon Holmes Award Nominee S78 | YUM | SMJHL All Defense Team Portal Player ID: 1380 SMJHL Player ID: 2466 SHL Player ID: 4749 WJC Player ID: 1566 IIHF Player ID: 1628
S56 W || Kev Kevens || Retired S75 || 2075 Peak TPE Seasons (Regular | Playoff | Playoff Round (Missed -> Cup Win)) QCC | S55-S58 | 232GP 43G 84A 127P | 46GP 9G 16A 25P | 0, 1, 1, 1, 0, 1 SFP | S59-S67 | 594GP 211G 272A 483P | 66GP 23G 24A 47P | 0, 7, 1, 1, 0, 0 CHI | S68-S75 | 528GP 211G 376A 587P | 79GP 26G 35A 61P | 0, 3, 4, 1, 0, 0 CAN | S56-S58 | 36GP 5G 13A 18P | 4GP 0G 1A 1P | 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 1 CAN | S61-S74 | 168GP 40G 69A 109P | 23GP 3G 7A 10P | 3, 4, 1, 2, 3, 1 History S55 | QCC | Drafted 79th Overall S56 | SFP | Drafted 46th Overall S56 | QCC | Jack Cross Award Nominee S56 | CAN | WJC Gold Medal S57 | QCC | Laurifer Trophy | 107 points S58 | QCC | Voted Alternate Captain S58 | QCC | Four Star Cup S60, S66 | SFP | SHL All-Star S60, S65 | SFP | Pride of the Pride Award S61, S64 | SFP | Geronimo Otto Award S62, S64-65, S67 | SFP | Voted Alternate Captain S64 | QCC | First player entry drafted by Quebec City to reach 2000 TPE S66 | SFP | Voted Captain S66 | SFP | 3rd Team All-Star S66 | SFP | Kelly Rivet Award S68 | SFP/CHI | Traded from San Francisco to Chicago S69 | CAN | IIHF Gold Medal S74 | CHI | 18th player in SHL history to reach 1000 points (1049GP, 400G, 600A) S75 | CHI | 11th highest all-time points total at time of retirement (1070P) Portal Player ID: 16 SMJHL Player ID: 572 SHL Player ID: 1464 WJC Player ID: 262 IIHF Player ID: 1353 & 191
Keven || Site Jobs S62-Present | Fantasy Manager S72-Present | IIHF Fantasy Organizer S72-S78 | Graphics Assistant S73-Present | Filework Backup S78-Present | Fantasy Co-Head

Hoping the Rage can string together a few wins this week. Gotta fight for a playoff spot

Thanks to @enigmatic, @Matteo, @sulovilen, @zeagle1, @TheOPSquid, and @MN_Moosey for all the sigs!
S76 C || Ylib Kove || MAN || 1400+ TPE Seasons (Regular | Playoff | Playoff Round (Missed -> Cup Win)) YUM | S75-S78 | 264GP 65G 117A 182P | 36GP 14G 17A 31P | 0, 2, 1, 1, 0, 0 MAN | S79-S80 | 132GP 41G 56A 97P | 11GP 5G 7A 12P | 0, 2, 0, 0, 0, 0 WOR | S75-S75 | 12GP 2G 5A 7P | 3GP 0G 0A 0P | 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0 CZE | S76-S78 | 36GP 12G 15A 27P | 3GP 0G 2A 2P | 2, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0 CZE | S77-S80 | 48GP 7G 16A 23P | 4GP 0G 2A 2P | 2, 1, 1, 0, 0, 0 History S75 | YUM | Drafted 9th Overall S75 | YUM | Pupper Award S76 | MAN | Drafted 4th Overall S77 | YUM | Voted Alternate Captain S77 | YUM | Lead Dog Award S78 | YUM | Voted Captain S78 | YUM | Brandon Holmes Award Nominee S78 | YUM | SMJHL All Defense Team Portal Player ID: 1380 SMJHL Player ID: 2466 SHL Player ID: 4749 WJC Player ID: 1566 IIHF Player ID: 1628
S56 W || Kev Kevens || Retired S75 || 2075 Peak TPE Seasons (Regular | Playoff | Playoff Round (Missed -> Cup Win)) QCC | S55-S58 | 232GP 43G 84A 127P | 46GP 9G 16A 25P | 0, 1, 1, 1, 0, 1 SFP | S59-S67 | 594GP 211G 272A 483P | 66GP 23G 24A 47P | 0, 7, 1, 1, 0, 0 CHI | S68-S75 | 528GP 211G 376A 587P | 79GP 26G 35A 61P | 0, 3, 4, 1, 0, 0 CAN | S56-S58 | 36GP 5G 13A 18P | 4GP 0G 1A 1P | 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 1 CAN | S61-S74 | 168GP 40G 69A 109P | 23GP 3G 7A 10P | 3, 4, 1, 2, 3, 1 History S55 | QCC | Drafted 79th Overall S56 | SFP | Drafted 46th Overall S56 | QCC | Jack Cross Award Nominee S56 | CAN | WJC Gold Medal S57 | QCC | Laurifer Trophy | 107 points S58 | QCC | Voted Alternate Captain S58 | QCC | Four Star Cup S60, S66 | SFP | SHL All-Star S60, S65 | SFP | Pride of the Pride Award S61, S64 | SFP | Geronimo Otto Award S62, S64-65, S67 | SFP | Voted Alternate Captain S64 | QCC | First player entry drafted by Quebec City to reach 2000 TPE S66 | SFP | Voted Captain S66 | SFP | 3rd Team All-Star S66 | SFP | Kelly Rivet Award S68 | SFP/CHI | Traded from San Francisco to Chicago S69 | CAN | IIHF Gold Medal S74 | CHI | 18th player in SHL history to reach 1000 points (1049GP, 400G, 600A) S75 | CHI | 11th highest all-time points total at time of retirement (1070P) Portal Player ID: 16 SMJHL Player ID: 572 SHL Player ID: 1464 WJC Player ID: 262 IIHF Player ID: 1353 & 191
Keven || Site Jobs S62-Present | Fantasy Manager S72-Present | IIHF Fantasy Organizer S72-S78 | Graphics Assistant S73-Present | Filework Backup S78-Present | Fantasy Co-Head

Chirps are backkk

The sim engine hates Maine right now lol

Starting the chirps late, sure, but there's here.

Genuinely teared up at the Johnny Gaudreau ceremony watching it earlier. That and CBJ playing with no left winger to start the game, hit me.

My baby has a 100 degree fever right now but that's not keeping me from getting my daily chirps in!! SCARECROW NATION RISE UP BABY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! 

My dang car aint doing so well, pray for em

Am now jobless, need chirper money

Please, I need more chirper money. I guess I should also cut off my cards subscription eh.

Chirp Chirp

Wednesday and I haven’t chirped yet uh oh