good thing I dont need money

Squidwardo Tentacles | Seattle Argonauts | Captain | 1712 TPE Birthplace: Riga, Latvia Position: Left Wing Number: 81] Current Team: Seattle Argonauts ----------------------------------------------- SHL Career: Seattle Argonauts: Regular Season | 264 GP | 77 G | 167 A | 244 P | -84 | 149 PIM | 426 H Playoffs | 9 GP | 3 G | 3 A | 6 P | -8 | 10 PIM | 14 H ----------------------------------------------- SMJHL Career: Yukon Malamutes: Regular Season | 264 GP | 77 G | 167 A | 247 P | +34 | 212 PIM | 664 H Playoffs | 36 GP | 10 G | 18 A | 28 P | -9 | 12 PIM | 91 H ----------------------------------------------- Career Highlights: S79 Silver Medal IIHF S74 Bronze Medal WJC S74 SMJHL All-Star S76 SMJHL All-Star 5th All Time in Points for Yukon 5th All Time in Assists for Yukon 1st All Time in Penalty Minutes for Yukon 3rd All Time in Hits for Yukon ----------------------------------------------- Team Awards: S73-S76 Dynamite Award - Led Team in Hits S74+76 Swing Dog Award - Led Team in Assists S75+76 Prospector Award - Led Team in PIMs S76 Team Dog Award - Most Outstanding Forward  S76 Gold Rush Award - Led Team in Points ----------------------------------------------- Transactions: SMJHL Draft - 22nd OVR to Yukon SHL Draft - 7th OVR to Seattle

here i go again on my own

Marek Carda | LW/RW | Philadelphia Forge ----------------------------------------------------- IIHF | Czechia S73 GP:12 G:0  A:0  P:0  +/-:-1 S74 GP:12 G:0  A:5  P:5  +/-:-3 S75 In Progress ----------------------------------------------------- Accolades | Career S74 SMJHL Four Star Cup Champion S74 Brodie Witzel Nominee S74 WJC Bronze Medal \

here i am, rock you like a hurricane

Marek Carda | LW/RW | Philadelphia Forge ----------------------------------------------------- IIHF | Czechia S73 GP:12 G:0  A:0  P:0  +/-:-1 S74 GP:12 G:0  A:5  P:5  +/-:-3 S75 In Progress ----------------------------------------------------- Accolades | Career S74 SMJHL Four Star Cup Champion S74 Brodie Witzel Nominee S74 WJC Bronze Medal \

@Chevy is a HOFer!!!!!

#11 - Shylo Moxii - C - Retired SHL Team: Montreal Patriotes (S67-S72), Toronto North Stars (S73)  SMJHL Team: Great Falls Grizzlies (S63-S64), Quebec City Citadelles (S65-S66) Height: 6"3 Weight: 200 Ibs Hometown: Toronto, Canada SMJHL Undrafted Prospect S64 13th Overall Pick to Montreal Traded to Quebec City --------------------------------- Awards S64 WJC Gold S69 IIHF Canada Gold ------------------------------------------------------ S63 Great Falls Grizzlies Signed 1 Year $7,000,000 ($2 Mil Signing Bonus) S64 Montreal Patriotes Signed 1 Year $3,000,000 S65 Montreal Patriotes Signed 3 Year $9,000,000 Extension S68 Montreal Patriotes Signed 3 Year $14,000,000 Extension ------------------------------------------------------- Minor League Stats S63 | 34 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 P | 29 SOG | 2 PIMs | 6 Hits | 11 Blk | 10 GA | 6 TA  S64 | 66 GP | 15 G | 32 A | 47 P | 142 SOG | 22 PIMs | 90 Hits | 72 Blk | 37 GA | 19 TA S65 | 66 GP | 37 G | 47 A | 84 P | 271 SOG | 29 PIMs | 123 Hits | 68 Blk | 53 GA | 27 TA S66 | 66 GP | 48 G | 34 A | 82 P | 245 SOG | 31 PIMs | 68 Hits | 34 Blk | 72 GA | 56 TA --------------------------------------------------- Minor League Playoff Stats S63 | 16 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 Pts | 10 SOG | 0 PIMs | 3 Hits | 6 Blks S65 | 10 GP | 2 G | 9 A | 11 Pts | 25 SOG | 0 PIMs | 11 Hits | 7 Blks  S66 | 17 GP | 8 G | 5 A | 13 Pts | 40 SOG | 8 PIMs | 34 Hits | 10 Blks --------------------------------------------------- Minor League Career Stats  232 GP | 101 G | 117 A | 218 P | 687 SOG | 53 PIMs | 287 Hits | 185 Blk  --------------------------------------------- Minor League Playoff Career 43 GP | 11 G | 16 A | 27 Pts | 75 SOG | 0 PIMs | 48 Hits | 23 Blks --------------------------------------------------- SHL Career MTL S67 | 66 GP | 17 G | 32 A | 49 P | +10 | 42 Blks | 49 Hits MTL S68 | 66 GP | 21 G | 37 A | 58 P | +28 | 53 Blks | 76 Hits MTL S69 | 66 GP | 26 G | 35 A | 61 P | +34 | 51 Blks | 58 Hits MTL S70 | 66 GP | 21 G | 26 A | 47 P | +20 | 53 Blks | 39 Hits MTL S71 | 66 GP | 17 G | 38 A | 55 P | +20 | 65 Blks | 49 Hits MTL S72 | 66 GP | 13 G | 46 A | 59 P | +15 | 50 Blks | 46 Hits TOR S73 | 66 GP | 25 G | 36 A | 61 P | -25 | 48 Blks | 87 Hits Career | 462 GP | 140 G | 250 A | 390 P | +102 | 362 Blks | 404 Hits t ----------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoffs Career MTL S67 | 16 GP | 3 G | 6 A | 9 P | -3 | 9 Blks | 15 Hits MTL S68 | 6 GP | 0 G | 5 A | 5 P | -2 | 8 Blks | 2 Hits MTL S69 | 10 GP | 3 G | 4 A | 7 P | +11 | 10 Blks | 5 Hits MTL S70 | 13 GP | 3 G | 8 A | 11 P | +8 | 12 Blks | 11 Hits MTL S71 | 4 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -4 | 2 Blks | 0 Hits MTL S72 | 10 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -5 | 24 Blks | 2 Hits TOR S73 | 5 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -7 | 6 Blks | 4 Hits Career | 64 GP | 9 G | 27 A | 36 P | -2 | 71 Blks | 42 Hits

Monday in SHL land, time to chirp

Barcus Juneau   |   RD   |   S79   |   Anchorage Armada Height:      6'1" Weight:     195 lbs Number:    6 Birthplace: Toronto, Ontario, Canada ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions: S78: Drafted 19th overall in SMJHL Entry Draft by Anchorage Armada S78: Signed 1-yr contract with Anchorage, $5M S79: Drafted 12th overall in SHL Entry Draft by Philadelphia Forge S79: Signed 1-yr contract with Philadelphia Forge, $3M S80: Signed 2-yr contract with Philadelphia Forge, $2.5M x 2 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: S78  |  Anchorage  |  GP: 66  |  G:   5  |  A: 22  |  P: 27  |  +/-:   +21  |  PIM: 16  |  S: 138 S79  |  Anchorage  |  GP: 66  |  G: 13  |  A: 33  |  P: 46  |  +/-:    +6  |  PIM: 46  |  S: 171 S80  |  Anchorage  |  GP: 66  |  G: 17  |  A: 40  |  P: 57  |  +/-:  +32  |  PIM: 40  |  S: 227 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S77  |  St. Louis      |  GP:   9  |  G:   3  |  A:    2  |  P:   5  |  +/-:  -2  |  PIM:   2  |  S:   16 S78  |  Anchorage  |  GP:   4  |  G:   0  |  A:     1  |  P:   1  |  +/-:  -3  |  PIM:   4  |  S :    6 S79  |  Anchorage  |  GP:  16  |  G:   3  |  A:    7  |  P: 10  |  +/-:  -3  |  PIM: 12  |  S :  43 S80  |  Anchorage  |  GP:  16  |  G:   4  |  A:  10  |  P: 14  |  +/-:  +1  |  PIM:  6  |  S :  33

i need to stand up again

Barcus Juneau   |   RD   |   S79   |   Anchorage Armada Height:      6'1" Weight:     195 lbs Number:    6 Birthplace: Toronto, Ontario, Canada ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions: S78: Drafted 19th overall in SMJHL Entry Draft by Anchorage Armada S78: Signed 1-yr contract with Anchorage, $5M S79: Drafted 12th overall in SHL Entry Draft by Philadelphia Forge S79: Signed 1-yr contract with Philadelphia Forge, $3M S80: Signed 2-yr contract with Philadelphia Forge, $2.5M x 2 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: S78  |  Anchorage  |  GP: 66  |  G:   5  |  A: 22  |  P: 27  |  +/-:   +21  |  PIM: 16  |  S: 138 S79  |  Anchorage  |  GP: 66  |  G: 13  |  A: 33  |  P: 46  |  +/-:    +6  |  PIM: 46  |  S: 171 S80  |  Anchorage  |  GP: 66  |  G: 17  |  A: 40  |  P: 57  |  +/-:  +32  |  PIM: 40  |  S: 227 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S77  |  St. Louis      |  GP:   9  |  G:   3  |  A:    2  |  P:   5  |  +/-:  -2  |  PIM:   2  |  S:   16 S78  |  Anchorage  |  GP:   4  |  G:   0  |  A:     1  |  P:   1  |  +/-:  -3  |  PIM:   4  |  S :    6 S79  |  Anchorage  |  GP:  16  |  G:   3  |  A:    7  |  P: 10  |  +/-:  -3  |  PIM: 12  |  S :  43 S80  |  Anchorage  |  GP:  16  |  G:   4  |  A:  10  |  P: 14  |  +/-:  +1  |  PIM:  6  |  S :  33

I need coffee

#11 - Shylo Moxii - C - Retired SHL Team: Montreal Patriotes (S67-S72), Toronto North Stars (S73)  SMJHL Team: Great Falls Grizzlies (S63-S64), Quebec City Citadelles (S65-S66) Height: 6"3 Weight: 200 Ibs Hometown: Toronto, Canada SMJHL Undrafted Prospect S64 13th Overall Pick to Montreal Traded to Quebec City --------------------------------- Awards S64 WJC Gold S69 IIHF Canada Gold ------------------------------------------------------ S63 Great Falls Grizzlies Signed 1 Year $7,000,000 ($2 Mil Signing Bonus) S64 Montreal Patriotes Signed 1 Year $3,000,000 S65 Montreal Patriotes Signed 3 Year $9,000,000 Extension S68 Montreal Patriotes Signed 3 Year $14,000,000 Extension ------------------------------------------------------- Minor League Stats S63 | 34 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 P | 29 SOG | 2 PIMs | 6 Hits | 11 Blk | 10 GA | 6 TA  S64 | 66 GP | 15 G | 32 A | 47 P | 142 SOG | 22 PIMs | 90 Hits | 72 Blk | 37 GA | 19 TA S65 | 66 GP | 37 G | 47 A | 84 P | 271 SOG | 29 PIMs | 123 Hits | 68 Blk | 53 GA | 27 TA S66 | 66 GP | 48 G | 34 A | 82 P | 245 SOG | 31 PIMs | 68 Hits | 34 Blk | 72 GA | 56 TA --------------------------------------------------- Minor League Playoff Stats S63 | 16 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 Pts | 10 SOG | 0 PIMs | 3 Hits | 6 Blks S65 | 10 GP | 2 G | 9 A | 11 Pts | 25 SOG | 0 PIMs | 11 Hits | 7 Blks  S66 | 17 GP | 8 G | 5 A | 13 Pts | 40 SOG | 8 PIMs | 34 Hits | 10 Blks --------------------------------------------------- Minor League Career Stats  232 GP | 101 G | 117 A | 218 P | 687 SOG | 53 PIMs | 287 Hits | 185 Blk  --------------------------------------------- Minor League Playoff Career 43 GP | 11 G | 16 A | 27 Pts | 75 SOG | 0 PIMs | 48 Hits | 23 Blks --------------------------------------------------- SHL Career MTL S67 | 66 GP | 17 G | 32 A | 49 P | +10 | 42 Blks | 49 Hits MTL S68 | 66 GP | 21 G | 37 A | 58 P | +28 | 53 Blks | 76 Hits MTL S69 | 66 GP | 26 G | 35 A | 61 P | +34 | 51 Blks | 58 Hits MTL S70 | 66 GP | 21 G | 26 A | 47 P | +20 | 53 Blks | 39 Hits MTL S71 | 66 GP | 17 G | 38 A | 55 P | +20 | 65 Blks | 49 Hits MTL S72 | 66 GP | 13 G | 46 A | 59 P | +15 | 50 Blks | 46 Hits TOR S73 | 66 GP | 25 G | 36 A | 61 P | -25 | 48 Blks | 87 Hits Career | 462 GP | 140 G | 250 A | 390 P | +102 | 362 Blks | 404 Hits t ----------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoffs Career MTL S67 | 16 GP | 3 G | 6 A | 9 P | -3 | 9 Blks | 15 Hits MTL S68 | 6 GP | 0 G | 5 A | 5 P | -2 | 8 Blks | 2 Hits MTL S69 | 10 GP | 3 G | 4 A | 7 P | +11 | 10 Blks | 5 Hits MTL S70 | 13 GP | 3 G | 8 A | 11 P | +8 | 12 Blks | 11 Hits MTL S71 | 4 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -4 | 2 Blks | 0 Hits MTL S72 | 10 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -5 | 24 Blks | 2 Hits TOR S73 | 5 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -7 | 6 Blks | 4 Hits Career | 64 GP | 9 G | 27 A | 36 P | -2 | 71 Blks | 42 Hits

New week, new chirps are coming up!

Chirping for life over here!

Jets 5-0! Keep it rolling!

Spaceman Spiff | #19 | Left Wing | Edmonton Blizzard -------------------------------------------------------------------- Career Highlights S77 SMJHL | Drafted 11th OA - Ottawa Highlanders S78 SHL | Drafted 4th OA overall - Edmonton Blizzard  S78 SMJHL | Alternate Captain - Ottawa Highlanders S78 WJC | Bronze Medal - Team Canada Black S79-80 SMJHL | Captain - Ottawa Highlanders S79-80 WJC | Captain - Team Canada Red S79 SMJHL | All Star -------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Statistics Regular Season | GP: 264 |G: 130 | A: 128 | P: 258 | +26  Playoffs| GP: 50 |G: 22 | A: 16 | P: 38 | +11     

In other news, I'm shopping for flooring and I hate it

Spaceman Spiff | #19 | Left Wing | Edmonton Blizzard -------------------------------------------------------------------- Career Highlights S77 SMJHL | Drafted 11th OA - Ottawa Highlanders S78 SHL | Drafted 4th OA overall - Edmonton Blizzard  S78 SMJHL | Alternate Captain - Ottawa Highlanders S78 WJC | Bronze Medal - Team Canada Black S79-80 SMJHL | Captain - Ottawa Highlanders S79-80 WJC | Captain - Team Canada Red S79 SMJHL | All Star -------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Statistics Regular Season | GP: 264 |G: 130 | A: 128 | P: 258 | +26  Playoffs| GP: 50 |G: 22 | A: 16 | P: 38 | +11     

Gotta turn this around.

Luca Pane (Pa-nEh) || #20 || RW || 2048 TPE Peak ||  S68 - S68 SMJHL 11th Overall - St Louis Scarecrows Birthplace: Milan, Italy Height: 5'-11" Weight: 178 lbs Shoots: Right ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Trophy Case ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Jean-Locke Zidane || #8 || D || 1393 TPE Peak || Retired || S57 - S68 S57 SMJHL 1st Overall - St Louis Scarecrows S58 Traded to Anchorage Armada At Start of Season S58 SHL 36th Overall - New Orleans Specters Birthplace: Amiens, France Height: 6'-4" Weight: 227lbs Shoots: Left ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Trophy Case S58 SMJHL Alexis Metzler Nom ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
Nicholas Williams || #73 || LW / C || 1839 TPE Peak || Retired  ||  S42 - S57 S42 SMJHL 41st Overall Pick - St. Louis Scarecrows S43 SHL 22nd Overall Pick - Winnipeg Jets Birthplace: Detroit, MI, USA Height: 6'-2" Weight: 207lbs Shoots: Right ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Personal Milestones First Career SMJHL Goal: S42 Game # 3 (First SMJHL Game) First Career SMJHL Hat-Trick: S42 Game # 145 Named Co-GM of Team USA S42 WJC Named to Team USA WJC Roster S42 Won Gold S42 WJC Team USA as Co-GM and Player Named Captain of the St. Louis Scarecrows S43 S43 Led SMJHL Left Wingers in Scoring S43 Led Scarecrows in Scoring Named Co-GM of Team USA S43 WJC Named Captain of Team USA S43 WJC Won Silver with Team USA S43 WJC S44 Four Star Cup Champion STL S44 Challenge Cup Champion WIN First Career SHL Goal: S44 Playoffs Finals Game #6 (First SHL Game) S46 Signed as a Free Agent to New Orleans S50 Won Gold With USA S51 Won Gold With USA S54 Challenge Cup NOLA ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Trophy Case S43 Ronan O’Keefe Trophy (SMJHL) S43 Brandon Holmes Trophy (SMJHL) S43 Raymond Lindsay Trophy (SMJHL / shared) S44 Ronan O'Keefe Trophy (SMJHL) S44 Brodie Witzel Trophy (SMJHL) S44 Challenge Cup - Winnipeg S46 Cole Reinhart Trophy - New Orleans S51 Presidents' Trophy - New Orleans S51 Ron Mexico Nom S54 Anton Razov Nom S54 Cole Reinhart Trophy - New Orleans S54 Challenge Cup - New Orleans S55 Cole Reinhart Trophy - New Orleans Team Awards S42 Marian Potoczny Award - Best Two Way Forward (STL) S43 Kanye Summers Award - Reg Season MVP (STL) S43 Bradley Wiggles Award - Best Forward (STL) S43 Jarkko Kallestrom Award - Playoff MVP (STL) S44 Bradley Wiggles Award - Best Forward (STL) S44 Michael Haan Award - Most Dedicated (STL) S44 Kanye Summers Award - Reg Season MVP (STL) S48 Lifeless Littleton Award - Most Dedicated (NOLA) S49 Lifeless Littleton Award - Most Dedicated (NOLA) S50 Lifeless Littleton Award - Most Dedicated (NOLA) S57 Retired
RIP Dangel #AD26  |  RIP TDZ

Still early enough in the season to turn things around.

Luca Pane (Pa-nEh) || #20 || RW || 2048 TPE Peak ||  S68 - S68 SMJHL 11th Overall - St Louis Scarecrows Birthplace: Milan, Italy Height: 5'-11" Weight: 178 lbs Shoots: Right ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Trophy Case ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Jean-Locke Zidane || #8 || D || 1393 TPE Peak || Retired || S57 - S68 S57 SMJHL 1st Overall - St Louis Scarecrows S58 Traded to Anchorage Armada At Start of Season S58 SHL 36th Overall - New Orleans Specters Birthplace: Amiens, France Height: 6'-4" Weight: 227lbs Shoots: Left ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Trophy Case S58 SMJHL Alexis Metzler Nom ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
Nicholas Williams || #73 || LW / C || 1839 TPE Peak || Retired  ||  S42 - S57 S42 SMJHL 41st Overall Pick - St. Louis Scarecrows S43 SHL 22nd Overall Pick - Winnipeg Jets Birthplace: Detroit, MI, USA Height: 6'-2" Weight: 207lbs Shoots: Right ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Personal Milestones First Career SMJHL Goal: S42 Game # 3 (First SMJHL Game) First Career SMJHL Hat-Trick: S42 Game # 145 Named Co-GM of Team USA S42 WJC Named to Team USA WJC Roster S42 Won Gold S42 WJC Team USA as Co-GM and Player Named Captain of the St. Louis Scarecrows S43 S43 Led SMJHL Left Wingers in Scoring S43 Led Scarecrows in Scoring Named Co-GM of Team USA S43 WJC Named Captain of Team USA S43 WJC Won Silver with Team USA S43 WJC S44 Four Star Cup Champion STL S44 Challenge Cup Champion WIN First Career SHL Goal: S44 Playoffs Finals Game #6 (First SHL Game) S46 Signed as a Free Agent to New Orleans S50 Won Gold With USA S51 Won Gold With USA S54 Challenge Cup NOLA ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Trophy Case S43 Ronan O’Keefe Trophy (SMJHL) S43 Brandon Holmes Trophy (SMJHL) S43 Raymond Lindsay Trophy (SMJHL / shared) S44 Ronan O'Keefe Trophy (SMJHL) S44 Brodie Witzel Trophy (SMJHL) S44 Challenge Cup - Winnipeg S46 Cole Reinhart Trophy - New Orleans S51 Presidents' Trophy - New Orleans S51 Ron Mexico Nom S54 Anton Razov Nom S54 Cole Reinhart Trophy - New Orleans S54 Challenge Cup - New Orleans S55 Cole Reinhart Trophy - New Orleans Team Awards S42 Marian Potoczny Award - Best Two Way Forward (STL) S43 Kanye Summers Award - Reg Season MVP (STL) S43 Bradley Wiggles Award - Best Forward (STL) S43 Jarkko Kallestrom Award - Playoff MVP (STL) S44 Bradley Wiggles Award - Best Forward (STL) S44 Michael Haan Award - Most Dedicated (STL) S44 Kanye Summers Award - Reg Season MVP (STL) S48 Lifeless Littleton Award - Most Dedicated (NOLA) S49 Lifeless Littleton Award - Most Dedicated (NOLA) S50 Lifeless Littleton Award - Most Dedicated (NOLA) S57 Retired
RIP Dangel #AD26  |  RIP TDZ

Halloween Alternate team ideas:

New Orleans Specter Detectors - Ghost Busters knockoff brand

Texas Tardigrades - Now with more alliteration!

chirping for the money woohoo

Dieter Frühstück || D || Anchorage Armada || 779 TPE Birthplace: Rostock, Germany Height/Weight: 6'9", 275 lbs SMJHL Stats S78 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 2 A: 24 PTS: 26 +/-: 11 H: 80 PIMS: 16 SB: 253 S79 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 0 A: 16 PTS: 16 +/-: -1 H: 49 PIMS: 28 SB: 224 S80 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 8 A: 23 PTS: 31 +/-: 38  H: 81 PIMS: 20 SB: 287 S81 || ANC || GP: 44 G: 4 A: 11 PTS: 15 +/-: -4  H: 48 PIMS: 8 SB: 193 SMJHL Playoff Stats S78 || ANC || GP: 4 G: 0 A: 1 PTS: 1 +/-: -2 H: 8 PIMS: 0 SB: 18 S79 || ANC || GP: 16 G: 0 A: 7 PTS: 7 +/-: 13 H: 12 PIMS: 6 SB: 50 S80 || ANC || GP: 16 G: 1 A: 4 PTS: 5 +/-: 6 H: 15 PIMS: 0 SB: 78 Player Milestones/Transactions Drafted 14th overall by Anchorage, S78 SMJHL Draft Drafted 31st overall by Minnesota, S79 SHL Draft Winner of the Alexis Metzler Award, S78 and S80 led SMJHL in blocked shots, S80

Sebastien Regazzoni || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || 1276 TPE Birthplace: Bern, Switzerland Height/Weight: 6'3", 200 lbs SHL Stats S71 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 17 A: 25 PTS: 42 PIMS: 32 +/-: -23 H: 75 S72 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 28 A: 31 PTS: 59 PIMS: 55 +/-: 7 H: 89 S73 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 24 A: 33 PTS: 57 PIMS: 34 +/-: -2 H: 81 S74 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 37 PTS: 49 PIMS: 43 +/-: -8 H: 83 S75 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 11 A: 51 PTS: 62 PIMS: 39 +/-: 22 H: 66  S76 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 33 A: 60 PTS: 93 PIMS: 37 +/-: -18 H: 87 S77 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 32 A: 32 PTS: 64 PIMS: 38 +/-: -34 H: 76 S78 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 14 A: 32 PTS: 46 PIMS: 20 +/-: -1 H: 57 Total SHL Stats GP: 528 G: 171 A: 201 PTS: 472 PIMS: 298 +/-: -57 H: 614 SHL Playoff Stats S71 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 2 A: 1 PTS: 3 +/-: -5 PIM: 2 H: 5 S72 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 0 +/-: -5 PIM: 0 H: 7 S73 || HAM || GP: 12 G: 4 A: 7 PTS: 11 +/-: 2 PIM: 10 H: 10 S74 || HAM || GP: 7 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5 +/-: -3 PIM: 0 H: 14 S75 || HAM || GP: 14 G: 3 A: 10 PTS: 13 +/-: -0 PIM: 2 H: 17 S76 || HAM || GP: 19 G: 6 A: 15 PTS: 21 +/-: -1 PIM: 4 H: 29 S77 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 1 A: 5 PTS: 6 +/-: -2 PIM: 0 H: 3 Total SHL Playoff Stats GP: 67 G: 19 A: 41 PTS: 60 +/-: -14 PIM: 18 H: 85 SMJHL Stats S67 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 25 A: 21 PTS: 46 +/-: -5 PIM: 6 H: 107 S68 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 41 PTS: 61 +/-: 5 PIM: 30 H: 138 S69 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 33 PTS: 53 +/-: -3 PIM: 18 H: 142 S70 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 23 PTS: 35 +/-: -54 PIM: 28 H: 78 Career SMJHL Regular Season Stats GP: 264 G: 77 A: 118 PTS: 195 +/-: -57 PIM: 82 H: 465 SMJHL Playoff Stats S67 || ANC || GP: 5 G: 4 A: 1 PTS: 5 +/-: -2 PIM: 0 H: 11 S68 || ANC || GP: 10 G: 4 A: 3 PTS: 7 +/-: 7 PIM: 4 H: 24 Career Milestones Drafted 20th overall by Anchorage, S67 SMJHL Draft Drafted 4th overall by Hamilton, S68 SHL Draft Voted Anchorage Armada captain, S69

Mitchell van der Heijden || C || Philadelphia Forge || 925 TPE Birthplace: Alkmaar, Netherlands Height/Weight: 6'2", 205 lbs SHL Stats S54 | NOLA | GP: 50 G: 8 A: 10 PTS: 18 PIMS: 16 +/-: 0 H: 24 S55 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 19 PTS: 34 PIMS: 14 +/-: 2 H: 70 S56 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 16 A: 11 PTS: 27 PIMS: 26 +/-: -17 H: 65 S57 | NEW | GP: 66 G: 20 A: 28 PTS: 48 PIMS: 10 +/-: -37 H: 62 S58 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 22 A: 38 PTS: 60 PIMS: 22 +/-: 25 H: 92 S59 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 21 A: 37 PTS: 58 PIMS: 29 +/-: 37 H: 101 S60 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 49 A: 50 PTS: 99 PIMS: 6 +/-: 14 H: 97 S61 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 57 PTS: 87 PIMS: 10 +/-: 49 H: 122 S62 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 48 A: 38 PTS: 86 PIMS: 8 +/-: 32 H: 105 S63 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 51 PTS: 81 PIMS: 18 +/-: 47 H: 103 S64 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 43 PTS: 73 PIMS: 8 +/-: 9 H: 103 S65 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 13 A: 37 PTS: 50 PIMS: 20 +/-: 25 H: 134 S66 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 15 A: 24 PTS: 39 PIMS: 30 +/-: -19 H: 116 S67 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 8 A: 27 PTS: 35 PIMS: 20 +/-: 4 H: 140 Career Regular Season Stats GP: 876 G: 325 A: 470 PTS: 795 PIMS: 237 +/-: 172 H: 1338 SHL Playoff Stats S54 | NOLA | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 5 PTS: 12 PIMS: 4 +/-: 1 S56 | NEW | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 4 +/-: -4 S57 | NEW | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: 0 S58 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 3 A: 7 PTS: 10 PIMS: 2 +/-: 2 S59 | HAM | GP: 11 G: 2 A: 5 PTS: 7 PIMS: 0 +/-: 4 S60 | HAM | GP: 10 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5 S61 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 9 A: 16 PTS: 25 S62 | HAM | GP: 14 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19 S63 | HAM | GP: 25 G: 10 A: 12 PTS: 22 S64 | HAM | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 17 PTS: 24 S65 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 4 A: 5 PTS: 9 S66 | PHI | G: 7 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3 S67 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 4 PTS: 4 Total SHL Playoff Stats GP: 172 G: 55 A: 93 PTS: 148 SMJHL Stats S50 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 14 PTS: 28 PIMS: 6 +/-: -1 H: 21 S51 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 27 PTS: 47 PIMS: 17 -/+: 11 H: 15 S52 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 28 PTS: 53 PIMS: 29 +/-: 7 H: 62 S53 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 26 A: 26 PTS: 52 PIMS: 24 +/-: 12 H: 109 Total SMJHL Reg. Season Stats GP: 200 G: 85 A: 95 PTS: 180 PIMS: 79 +/-: 29 H: 207 SMJHL Playoff Stats S50 | ANC | GP: 11 G: 1 A: 4 PTS: 5 PIMS: 0 +/-: -6 S51 | ANC | GP: 12 G: 5 A: 7 PTS: 12 PIMS: 2 +/-: 7 S52 | ANC | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1 S53 | ANC | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1 Total SMJHL Playoff Stats GP: 41 G: 8 A: 16 PTS: 24 PIMS: 2 +/-: 1 Accolades Won S51 4 Star Cup with Anchorage Won Silver Medal with Switzerland, S51 IIHF named best forward, S51 WJC named to second team all SMJHL, S52 named Anchorage alternate captain, S51/S52 named Anchorage captain, S53 named first team all SMJHL, S53 won Ideen Fallah Award (SMJHL Awards Committee MVP), S53 named SMJHL All-Star, S51-S53 won S54 Challenge Cup with New Orleans scored Challenge Cup-winning goal, S54 named New England alternate captain, S55 #15 retired by the Anchorage Armada Challenge Cup winner with Hamilton, S58/S61/S63 SHL All-Star, S60-S63 Karpovtsov and McDonald winner, S60 Sarmad Khan winner, S60 Ron Mexico winner, S60 led SHL in goals and points, S60 First Team All-SHL, S60 Gold medal winner with Switzerland, S65 Member of the Triple Gold Club SHL Hall of Famer Draft Things drafted 11th by Anchorage in S50 SMJHL Draft drafted 13th overall by New Orleans in S51 SHL Draft

Joseph Lombardi || RW || Anchorage Armada co-GM || 969 TPE Name: Joseph Lombardi Position: Right Wing Birthplace: Voorhees, NJ, USA (transferred to Ireland) Height: very short (5'3") Weight: 145 lbs SHL Regular Season Stats S38 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 13 A: 9 PTS: 22 PIMS: 6 +/-: -10 S39 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 12 A: 8 PTS: 20 PIMS: 8 +/-: -10 S40 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 15 PTS: 29 PIMS: 7 +/-: 9 S41 | MIN | GP: 50 G: 7 A: 6 PTS: 13 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3 S42 | MIN/SEA | GP: 47 G: 14 A: 20 PTS: 34 PIMS: 6 +/-: 4 S43 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 26 PTS: 46 PIMS: 8 +/-: 5 S44 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 18 A: 17 PTS: 35 PIMS: 18 +/-: -16 S45 | SEA/TOR | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 20 PTS: 40 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1 S46 | TOR | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 23 PTS: 48 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0 S47 | EDM | GP: 50 G: 17 A: 23 PTS: 40 PIMS: 10 +/-: 26 S48 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 21 A: 17 PTS: 38 PIMS: 10 +/-: 5 S49 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 6 A: 20 PTS: 26 +/-: -8 PIMS: 13 S50 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 11 PTS: 26 PIMS: 10 +/-: 15 Career Stats GP: 647 G: 202 A: 215 PTS: 417 PIMS: 96 +/-: 14 SHL Playoff Stats S38 | SFP | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 6 +/-: -3 S39-S40 | SFP | Missed playoffs S41 | MIN | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0 S42 | SEA | missed playoffs S43 | SEA | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 6 PTS: 6 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1 S44 | SEA | missed playoffs S45 | TOR | GP: 5 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1 S46 | TOR | GP: 7 G: 2 A: 7 PTS: 9 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1 S47 | EDM | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3 S48 | SFP | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: -4 S49 | SFP | missed playoffs S50 | SFP | GP: 4 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0 Career Playoff Stats  all you need to know is that I was shit SMJHL Regular Season Stats S35 | STL |  GP: 50 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: -1 S36 | STL | GP: 50 G: 10 A: 7 PTS: 17 PIMS: 4 +/-: 0 S37 | STL | GP: 44 G: 16 A: 15 PTS: 31 PIMS: 8 +/-: -4 Total Stats: GP: 144 G: 27 A: 22 PTS: 49 PIMS: 14 +/-: -5 SMJHL Playoff Stats S35 | STL | GP: 7 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 +/-: 1 S36 | STL | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 +/-: -1 S37 | STL | GP: 13 G: 4 A: 10 PTS: 14 +/-: -3 Total Stats: GP: 26 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19 +/-: -3 Things I've Done Selected 40th overall in S35 SMJHL Draft by STL Selected 30th overall in S36 SHL Entry Draft by POR Won some team awards with the Crows, but no cup won Presidents Trophy with San Francisco in S38 won a silver medal with Ireland (S38) won two bronze medals with Ireland (S39, S41) won a shit ton of golds with Ireland (S42-47) was traded by San Francisco to Minnesota before S41 Traded to Seattle by Minnesota before S42 Trade Deadline traded to Toronto by Seattle before S45 trade deadline signed a one year, $6 million contract with Edmonton signed a one year, $4.5 million contract with San Fransisco named Pride alternate captain for S48 won president's trophy with SFP (s50) wrote haters guides where I shat on every team