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S79 PT #5: Analytical Comments Due: Sunday, November 17th @ 11:59 PM PST

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Graphic Option #1 - Lily in her offseason is raising awareness for her side hustle (being a kpop idol in NMIXX) by filling in for Shaq on the NBA TNT desk. Not only did she talk about the SHL, she also promoted her group's album!    

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Thanks for the invite to come and talk about our play as a group this season. It was a really tough year to be honest. Reflecting on the year, I’m pretty disappointed in how we played early in the year. Coming out of the gates slow really set us back in our ability to get into the playoff picture. From a personal performance perspective, the team performance probably created some opportunities. I finished in the top 5 of the league in shot blocks which gives me something to build on over the next few seasons. However, it would be pretty great for us to have even more puck possession and therefore less of a need for me to be in the lanes blocking shots. I am certainly not going to ever be a totally crazy offensive force but I do think that as we continue to improve as a roster there’s going to be more opportunities to pick up a few apples as the rest of the team scores.

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Option 2

I'll absolutely take the money, I could always use some extra fun money. Hampus is pretty young in the league so could always use a down payment on a house. That being said, I think the natural sport for him to play by play is basketball,  his head is a basket after all and people throw stuff in him all the time. He knows pretty much nothing about basketball but he likes money and is good at winging it. He would prepare by watching a few games at 2x speed to get the general vibe of what the announcing is like. He would learn some of the buzz words like, "he needs to charge the rim there" or "he's not hustling back to defend like he should". And the rest he'll just improvise, try and get a vantage point where he can read player's jerseys so he'll sound professional but the rest is all an easy paycheck. I don't think he'll be invited back after all this.

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Prompt 1

Patya very much excited for talk to analyst desk about matchup with Minnesota. Patya am come into league for Minnesota before New Orleans, and am having much played them over the years because we am see each other much in playoffs. Patya expecting hard fought series like always where no wins am coming much easy. Teams seeming pretty evenly matched and it all about who am going to show up on any given night. Patya think wheels finally coming off so Patya am just hoping for play best that he can in support role for team and try to produce. Patya just need for not get in head and keep grinding away and play hard for every shift. Also, Patya very good on the desk because Patya am having much personality and be much likable and funny guy. Am always for cracking the jokes and being charismatic because am what Patya is known for. Everyone am love Patya and people am always saying WOWIE! Patya need to go on desk after he am retire because he am so much fun!

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Broadcasting or broadcasting I will choose broadcasting for 500! I think provided the lack of choice in this PT that Brayden Point has enough spirit to jump in and feed off the other commentators and make a show like this happen. He would spend some time looking over the sport to be dangerous and look over to review the contract - to triple check that there is nothing against the terms of being the main commentator and not be afraid to say you are newer to the sport. No harm no foul speak in a high manner and be respectful and continue to learn more as you take the host spot. Keep in mind that if the channel did not want Brayden they would not ask him to do the spot light but here we are and clearly they want Mr. Point and his commentary. Brayden Point has a decent charisma and is able to read the room like he can sink a puck on the top shelf. If anyone is up to the task it is Brayden Point Chomp Chomp!  Barracuda Barracuda

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This is all Hugh Manius wants to deal with an interview to discuss how his entire career has resulted in zero championships and has been marred in mediocre. What great thing to do, who can Hugh thank it the head office for this bullshit. Clearly someone over there really does not like him but come on. Hugh figured “I will just try to make the best of it and put on a good face.” Although there is zero question in his mind that someone in the head office called the team’s local broadcasting station’s analyst desk to set this thing up. He knows his career is not going to last forever and he would like to win one and not just talk about it with analyst desk. This is going to be painful as Hugh is not a broadcaster and his number are not that great. This is going to be some sad media.
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written 2: Lias gets invited to do commentary for a football match that his sister is playing in. His sister plays for Tokyo Sports Club in the SSL, and Lias is very proud of her even if he doesn’t know much about soccer. He knows the basics, of course, he knows how to cheer for her, but he does the entire commentary as if he’s trying to call a hockey game, so a lot of chaos happens when Lias starts referring to people as if they are playing hockey positions, especially since there are a completely different number of people out there than there would be in a hockey game. Lias has enough fun with it and makes the other commentators laugh enough that it is a hit with the fans, but his sister is so embarrassed that she refuses to speak to him until he issues a formal apology to the entire sport of soccer and all of her teammates.

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I can't believe they are offering me 50 bucks to speak at the water polo match. I mean, I get it, they want the best, but water polo? I have no idea what that even is, more less how to cover it. I hussle over and get to the locker rooms to meet the players and try to make sense of it all. It seems easy enough, throw the ball into the net. They say they are playing in pool 2, starts at 7, be in the booth an hour before for sound checks. I show up in the booth, get my microphone and headset on, and before I know it we are live. Chunt Buntley and Troy McClure call the water snakes vs the water lizards in the battle of the reptiles! I spent the entire time not knowing which team is which since they are both green. I get kicked off the air right after I make a bad joke about my water snake. They do not pay me my 50 bucks.



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Written Option 2:

Five-Hole Sieve could definitely pull off being a guest commentator for a sport he's unfamiliar with. There is a trend around large sporting events to have celebrities basically serve as color commentators, and if you can entertain, tell some stories, and talk more about the characters and intangibles unrelated to the X's and O's of the sport, you can definitely pull it off. That being said, Sieve would definitely also take his job seriously and would cram all the studying and preperation he could into the time he had before the broadcast. Knowing the lineups of the teams, records, any big storylines, and just the basics of the sport would be crucial. Being a fellow professional athlete himself, he may also find a way to get an in with some folks within the organization to ask some questions ahead of time, giving him more material to fill time with during the broadcast and giving the watching/listening audience a peek behind the curtain they might not otherwise have.

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