Sushi

“I thought I was a goalie, but STA told me forget being a goalie they make nothing, and no one cares about them.  Guess what I was a center all along and I had no idea. Now I am the toast of the town, and I am getting offers from all the GMs and Scouts.”

– Spidey Talent Agency, on Activity Check

From Japan

“I thought I was a goalie, but STA told me forget being a goalie they make nothing, and no one cares about them.  Guess what I was a center all along and I had no idea. Now I am the toast of the town, and I am getting offers from all the GMs and Scouts.”

– Spidey Talent Agency, on Activity Check

Cats have an extra organ that allows them to taste scents on the air, which is why your cat stares at you with their mouth open from time to time.

Cats’ claws all curve downward, which means that they can’t climb down trees head-first. Instead, they have to back down the trunk.

Snuck in my 5th and 6th just in time.

Draft Day Hype!!!

It's SHL Draft Eve!!

sig by @Bruins10 

       

  Lyle Odelein III || D || New Orleans Specter || Crow Alum || Team Canada Name: Lyle Odelein III Height: 6'2" Weight: 210 lbs Number: 24  ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Stats  S47 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | +/-: +13 | H: 25 | SB: 22 | S: 13 PIMS: 26  S48 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 24 | P: 33 | +/-: +9 | H: 87 | SB: 62| | S: 80 | PIMS: 62  S49 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 29 | P: 33 | +/-: -1 | H: 26 | SB: 65| | S: 76 | PIMS: 20 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season Stats  S50 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 14 | P: 15 | +/-: +18 | H: 76 | SB: 40 | S: 40 PIMS: 26  S51 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 11 | P: 14 | +/-: +8 | H: 54 | SB: 30 | S: 28 PIMS: 30   S52 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 20 | P: 25 | +/-: +11 | H: 70 | SB: 55 | S: 95 PIMS: 32   S53 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 19 | P: 26 | +/-: +4 | H: 91 | SB: 52 | S: 100 PIMS: 28  ------------------------------------------------------------ WJC Tournament  S47 | CAN | GP: 26 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | +/-: +8 | H: 13 | SB: 21 | S: 13 PIMS: 10  S48 | CAN | GP: 14 | G: 2 | A: 14 | P: 16 | +/-: +11 | H: 22 | SB: 24 | S: 13 PIMS: 14   S49 | CAN | GP: 14 | G: 2 | A: 8 | P: 10 | +/-: +5 | H: 24 | SB: 12 | S: 12 PIMS: 8  ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Tournament  S49 | CAN | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: 0 - | H: 0 | SB: 2 | S: 2 PIMS: 0  S50 | CAN | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: 0 - | H: 3 | SB: 10 | S: 3 PIMS: 0  S51 | CAN | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: 2 - | H: 7 | SB: 10 | S: 10 PIMS: 2  S52 | CAN | GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 2 | P: 5 | +/-: 1 - | H: 9 | SB: 12 | S: 28 PIMS: 6  S52 | CAN | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: 12 - | H: 17 | SB: 13 | S: 25 PIMS: 14 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career achievements S47 - WJC - Gold medal w/ Team Canada S48 - SMJHL - Named Alternate Captain for St. Louis Scarecrows  S48 - WJC - Gold medal w/ Team Canada  S48 - WJC - Won Harvey Danger award w/ Team Canada - best defender at WJC  S50 - SHL - Called up to play for NOLA  S50 - IIHF - Won bronze medal w/ Team Canada  S52 - Named Alternate Captain for New Orleans Specters ------------------------------------------------------------

erm, can i get a discount???

Finally over being sick, so life is good again

Sig by @Evil_AllBran



Delver Fudgeson | D | NEW/BAL/TOR/HAM| Retired Name: Delver Fudgeson Birthplace: Canada Height: 6'3" Weight: 200 lbs Number: 22 ------------------------------------------------------------ Drafted 2nd round, 13th overall in S48 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 2nd round, 22nd overall in S49 SHL Entry Draft ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SMJHL Regular Season: S48 | 50 GP | 8 G | 18 A | 26 P | -4 | 5 PPP | 24 PIM | 62 SB (STHS) S49 | 50 GP | 15 G | 23 A | 38 P | +5 | 13 PPP | 26 PIM | 70 SB (STHS) S50 | 50 GP | 4 G | 24 A | 28 P | -11 | 4 PPP | 25 PIM | 62 SB (STHS) S51 | 50 GP | 12 G | 33 A | 45 P | +3 | 17 PPP | 16 PIM | 55 SB (STHS) SHL Regular Season: S52 | 50 GP | 1 G | 12 A | 13 P | +3 | 20 PIM | 43 SB (STHS) S53 | 50 GP | 8 G | 11 A | 19 P | -11 | 14 PIM | 68 DGR S54 | 50 GP | 6 G | 7 A | 13 P | -17 | 30 PIM | 60 DGR S55 | 53 GP | 5 G | 11 A | 16 P | -31 | 22 PIM | 66 DGR S56 | 50 GP | 11 G | 12 A | 23 P | -14 | 12 PIM | 79 DGR S57 | 66 GP | 13 G | 24 A | 37 P | +7 | 8 PIM | 77 DGR S58 | 66 GP | 10 G | 23 A | 33 P | +23 | 18 PIM | 72 DGR S59 | 66 GP | 7 G | 24 A | 31 P | +7 | 22 PIM | 67 DGR S60 | 66 GP | 4 G | 20 A | 24 P | +24 | 10 PIM | 70 DGR S61 | 66 GP | 8 G | 22 A | 30 P | +35 | 10 PIM | 72 DGR S62 | 66 GP | 9 G | 15 A | 24 P | +26 | 30 PIM | 72 DGR S63 | 66 GP | 7 G | 22 A | 29 P | +21 | 18 PIM | 79 DGR SHL Playoffs: S58 | 19 GP | 2 G | 5 A | 7 P | +2 | 2 PIM | 78 DGR S60 | 4 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -3 | 0 PIM | 57 DGR S61 | 19 GP | 4 G | 4 A | 8 P | +11 | 4 PIM | 75 DGR S62 | 22 GP | 0 G | 6 A | 6 P | +1 | 0 PIM | 81 DGR S63 | 25 GP | 2 G | 5 A | 7 P | +3 | 0 PIM | 79 DGR ------------------------------------------------------------ S51 WJC Gold Medal S61 Challenge Cup S63 Challenge Cup
Tony Flow| RW | WKP| Retired Name: Tony Flow Birthplace: Canada Height: 5'9" Weight: 175 lbs Number: 17 ------------------------------------------------------------ Drafted 8th round, 46th overall in S24 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 3rd round, 31st overall in S25 SHL Entry Draft ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SMJHL Regular Season: S25 | 50 GP | 12 G | 15 A | 27 P | +11 | 54 PIM | 29 HIT S26 | 50 GP | 22 G | 30 A | 52 P | +14 | 67 PIM |73 HIT S27 | 50 GP | 21 G | 29 A | 50 P | +20 | 55 PIM | 68 HIT SHL Regular Season: S28 | 50 GP | 3 G | 1 A | 4 P | -1 | 2 PIM | 7 HIT S29 | 50 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -4 | 5 PIM | 4 HIT | 79 MP S30 | 50 GP | 4 G | 9 A | 13 P | +16 | 4 PIM | 4 HIT S31 | 50 GP | 6 G | 3 A | 9 P | +5 | 11 PIM | 13 HIT S32 | 50 GP | 15 G | 11 A | 26 P | +0 | 0 PIM | 10 HIT S33 | 50 GP | 7 G | 3 A | 10 P | +0 | 0 PIM | 24 HIT S34 | 50 GP | 9 G | 8 A | 17 P | -11 | 7 PIM | 8 HIT S35 | 50 GP | 12 G | 14 A | 26 P | +6 | 2 PIM | 13 HIT S36 | 50 GP | 7 G | 11 A | 18 P | -4 | 2 PIM | 17 HIT S37 | 50 GP | 15 G | 16 A | 31 P | -23 | 10 PIM | 50 HIT S38 | 50 GP | 9 G | 12 A | 21 P | +0 | 6 PIM | 31 HIT ------------------------------------------------------------ S25 Four Star Cup S26 Raymond Lindsay S26 Ideen Fallah S26 Jared Hansen

New years resolution is to never get a sore throat ever again

Sig by @Evil_AllBran



Delver Fudgeson | D | NEW/BAL/TOR/HAM| Retired Name: Delver Fudgeson Birthplace: Canada Height: 6'3" Weight: 200 lbs Number: 22 ------------------------------------------------------------ Drafted 2nd round, 13th overall in S48 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 2nd round, 22nd overall in S49 SHL Entry Draft ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SMJHL Regular Season: S48 | 50 GP | 8 G | 18 A | 26 P | -4 | 5 PPP | 24 PIM | 62 SB (STHS) S49 | 50 GP | 15 G | 23 A | 38 P | +5 | 13 PPP | 26 PIM | 70 SB (STHS) S50 | 50 GP | 4 G | 24 A | 28 P | -11 | 4 PPP | 25 PIM | 62 SB (STHS) S51 | 50 GP | 12 G | 33 A | 45 P | +3 | 17 PPP | 16 PIM | 55 SB (STHS) SHL Regular Season: S52 | 50 GP | 1 G | 12 A | 13 P | +3 | 20 PIM | 43 SB (STHS) S53 | 50 GP | 8 G | 11 A | 19 P | -11 | 14 PIM | 68 DGR S54 | 50 GP | 6 G | 7 A | 13 P | -17 | 30 PIM | 60 DGR S55 | 53 GP | 5 G | 11 A | 16 P | -31 | 22 PIM | 66 DGR S56 | 50 GP | 11 G | 12 A | 23 P | -14 | 12 PIM | 79 DGR S57 | 66 GP | 13 G | 24 A | 37 P | +7 | 8 PIM | 77 DGR S58 | 66 GP | 10 G | 23 A | 33 P | +23 | 18 PIM | 72 DGR S59 | 66 GP | 7 G | 24 A | 31 P | +7 | 22 PIM | 67 DGR S60 | 66 GP | 4 G | 20 A | 24 P | +24 | 10 PIM | 70 DGR S61 | 66 GP | 8 G | 22 A | 30 P | +35 | 10 PIM | 72 DGR S62 | 66 GP | 9 G | 15 A | 24 P | +26 | 30 PIM | 72 DGR S63 | 66 GP | 7 G | 22 A | 29 P | +21 | 18 PIM | 79 DGR SHL Playoffs: S58 | 19 GP | 2 G | 5 A | 7 P | +2 | 2 PIM | 78 DGR S60 | 4 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -3 | 0 PIM | 57 DGR S61 | 19 GP | 4 G | 4 A | 8 P | +11 | 4 PIM | 75 DGR S62 | 22 GP | 0 G | 6 A | 6 P | +1 | 0 PIM | 81 DGR S63 | 25 GP | 2 G | 5 A | 7 P | +3 | 0 PIM | 79 DGR ------------------------------------------------------------ S51 WJC Gold Medal S61 Challenge Cup S63 Challenge Cup
Tony Flow| RW | WKP| Retired Name: Tony Flow Birthplace: Canada Height: 5'9" Weight: 175 lbs Number: 17 ------------------------------------------------------------ Drafted 8th round, 46th overall in S24 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 3rd round, 31st overall in S25 SHL Entry Draft ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SMJHL Regular Season: S25 | 50 GP | 12 G | 15 A | 27 P | +11 | 54 PIM | 29 HIT S26 | 50 GP | 22 G | 30 A | 52 P | +14 | 67 PIM |73 HIT S27 | 50 GP | 21 G | 29 A | 50 P | +20 | 55 PIM | 68 HIT SHL Regular Season: S28 | 50 GP | 3 G | 1 A | 4 P | -1 | 2 PIM | 7 HIT S29 | 50 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -4 | 5 PIM | 4 HIT | 79 MP S30 | 50 GP | 4 G | 9 A | 13 P | +16 | 4 PIM | 4 HIT S31 | 50 GP | 6 G | 3 A | 9 P | +5 | 11 PIM | 13 HIT S32 | 50 GP | 15 G | 11 A | 26 P | +0 | 0 PIM | 10 HIT S33 | 50 GP | 7 G | 3 A | 10 P | +0 | 0 PIM | 24 HIT S34 | 50 GP | 9 G | 8 A | 17 P | -11 | 7 PIM | 8 HIT S35 | 50 GP | 12 G | 14 A | 26 P | +6 | 2 PIM | 13 HIT S36 | 50 GP | 7 G | 11 A | 18 P | -4 | 2 PIM | 17 HIT S37 | 50 GP | 15 G | 16 A | 31 P | -23 | 10 PIM | 50 HIT S38 | 50 GP | 9 G | 12 A | 21 P | +0 | 6 PIM | 31 HIT ------------------------------------------------------------ S25 Four Star Cup S26 Raymond Lindsay S26 Ideen Fallah S26 Jared Hansen

Give me my moneyyyyyyy

Thanks to @enigmatic , @Ragnar and @sulovilen for the sexy Signature

I’m a broke boy who needs cash to extend his career come onnnnnn

Thanks to @enigmatic , @Ragnar and @sulovilen for the sexy Signature

Happy Saturday. Hope enjoys their weekend

Lord Raiden                Rocky Gislason

C- Rocky Gislason         |          TPE: 221     |           S80 Prospect Height: 6'3" Weight: 215  Number: 34 Birthplace: Dover, USA

C- Lord Raiden              |          TPE: 2044      |              BAP / TOR / EDM  Height: 6'1" Weight: 210 Number: 19 Birthplace: Washington DC, USA SMJHL S54 Pick 54, 6th round - Colorado Raptors SHL S55 Pick 20, 2nd round - Baltimore Platoon ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Career Statistics: SHL Regular Season:  S57 BAP| 66 GP | 12  G |  9  A | 21 P | -42 |  16 PIM |  1 PPP | FO%- 52.8%  S58 BAP| 66 GP | 11  G | 11 A |  22 P | -36 |  44 PIM |  2 PPP | FO%- 63.0% S59 BAP| 66 GP |  9  G  | 21 A | 30 P | -38 | 14 PIM | 1 PPP | 100 Hits S60 BAP| 66 GP | 15  G | 28 A | 43 P | +13 | 20 PIM | 5 PPP | 106 Hits S61 BAP| 66 GP | 21 G  | 40 A | 61 P | +26 | 10 PIM | 3 PPP | 140 Hits S62 BAP| 66 GP | 20 G  | 31 A | 51 P | +47 | 20 PIM | 0 PPP | 109 Hits S63 BAP| 66 GP | 24 G  | 45 A | 69 P | +54 | 12 PIM | 2 PPP | 104 Hits S64 BAP| 66 GP | 26 G  | 45 A | 71 P | +23 | 6 PIM | 20 PPP | 98 Hits S65 BAP| 66 GP | 27 G  | 45 A | 72 P | +20 | 24 PIM | 19 PPP | 117 Hits S66 BAP| 66 GP | 21 G  | 24 A | 45 P | -39 | 38 PIM | 7 PPP | 64 Hits S67 BAP| 66 GP | 30 G  | 52 A | 82 P | -47 | 46 PIM | 40 PPP | 89 Hits S68 BAP| 66 GP | 33 G  | 35 A | 68 P | -38 | 36 PIM | 24 PPP | 112 Hits S69 BAP| 66 GP | 26 G  | 44 A | 70 P | -34 | 51 PIM | 28 PPP | 95 Hits S70 BAP| 66 GP | 29 G  | 49 A | 78 P | -21 | 32 PIM | 32 PPP | 99 Hits S71 BAP| 66 GP | 25 G  | 43 A | 68 P | -8 | 28 PIM | 12 PPP | 126 Hits S72 BAP| 66 GP | 16 G  | 26 A | 42 P | -9 | 40 PIM | 1 PPP | 98 Hits S73 BAP| 66 GP | 19 G  | 34 A | 53 P | +0 | 25 PIM | 10 PPP | 103 Hits S74 TOR| 66 GP | 16 G  | 38 A | 54 P | -16 | 16 PIM | 2 PPP | 129 Hits S75 TOR| 66 GP | 11 G  | 25 A | 36 P | -23 | 17 PIM | 0 PPP | 105 Hits S76 EDM| 66 GP | 10 G  | 33 A | 43 P | -30 | 30 PIM | 4 PPP | 127 Hits S77 EDM| 66 GP | 7 G  | 24 A | 31 P | -60 | 22 PIM | 1 PPP | 113 Hits S78 EDM| 66 GP | 3 G  | 19 A | 22 P | -27 | 18 PIM | 2 PPP | 43 Hits CAREER | 1455 GP | 411 G  | 721 A | 1132 P | -285 | 565 PIM | 216 PPP | 2167 Hits ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season: S54 COL| 50 GP |  9  G |  1  A | 10 P | -3 |  2 PIM |  2 PPP | FO%- 60.3% S55 COL| 50 GP | 14 G | 25 A | 39 P | +10 | 18 PIM | 11 PPP | FO%- 57.0 % S56 COL| 50 GP | 20 G | 23 A | 43 P | -5 | 56 PIM | 16 PPP | FO%- 58.2 %   WJC Stats: S54 USA | 12 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 P | -12 | 4 PPP | 29 SOG | 26 Hits  S55 USA | 12 GP | 2 G | 6 A | 8 P | -2 | 1 PPP | 23 SOG | 17 Hits  S56 USA | 12 GP | 6 G | 9 A | 15 P | +6 | 6 PPP | 30 SOG | 15 Hits    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Career Accomplishments   S54 WJC Gold Medal - USA S56 WJC Silver Medal - USA S56 SMJHL Western Conference All-Star Team   S56 2nd Team All-SMJHL Awards:  S54 COL - The Alexander Zajac Trophy   S56 COL - The Bo Kane Trophy  S56 COL - The Zinaida Titova Trophy S69 BAP - Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee  S70 BAP - Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee

Jumbo                      |             GM                 |              Colorado Raptors S56 - S59 | Colorado CO-GM   S60 - S67| Colorado GM :  321 W - 172 L - 35 OTL   

    

Thanks to @DELIRIVM @sköldpaddor @Merica for the Sigs

HOnestly kept thinking the draft was today. But its tomorrow. Still pumped

Lord Raiden                Rocky Gislason

C- Rocky Gislason         |          TPE: 221     |           S80 Prospect Height: 6'3" Weight: 215  Number: 34 Birthplace: Dover, USA

C- Lord Raiden              |          TPE: 2044      |              BAP / TOR / EDM  Height: 6'1" Weight: 210 Number: 19 Birthplace: Washington DC, USA SMJHL S54 Pick 54, 6th round - Colorado Raptors SHL S55 Pick 20, 2nd round - Baltimore Platoon ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Career Statistics: SHL Regular Season:  S57 BAP| 66 GP | 12  G |  9  A | 21 P | -42 |  16 PIM |  1 PPP | FO%- 52.8%  S58 BAP| 66 GP | 11  G | 11 A |  22 P | -36 |  44 PIM |  2 PPP | FO%- 63.0% S59 BAP| 66 GP |  9  G  | 21 A | 30 P | -38 | 14 PIM | 1 PPP | 100 Hits S60 BAP| 66 GP | 15  G | 28 A | 43 P | +13 | 20 PIM | 5 PPP | 106 Hits S61 BAP| 66 GP | 21 G  | 40 A | 61 P | +26 | 10 PIM | 3 PPP | 140 Hits S62 BAP| 66 GP | 20 G  | 31 A | 51 P | +47 | 20 PIM | 0 PPP | 109 Hits S63 BAP| 66 GP | 24 G  | 45 A | 69 P | +54 | 12 PIM | 2 PPP | 104 Hits S64 BAP| 66 GP | 26 G  | 45 A | 71 P | +23 | 6 PIM | 20 PPP | 98 Hits S65 BAP| 66 GP | 27 G  | 45 A | 72 P | +20 | 24 PIM | 19 PPP | 117 Hits S66 BAP| 66 GP | 21 G  | 24 A | 45 P | -39 | 38 PIM | 7 PPP | 64 Hits S67 BAP| 66 GP | 30 G  | 52 A | 82 P | -47 | 46 PIM | 40 PPP | 89 Hits S68 BAP| 66 GP | 33 G  | 35 A | 68 P | -38 | 36 PIM | 24 PPP | 112 Hits S69 BAP| 66 GP | 26 G  | 44 A | 70 P | -34 | 51 PIM | 28 PPP | 95 Hits S70 BAP| 66 GP | 29 G  | 49 A | 78 P | -21 | 32 PIM | 32 PPP | 99 Hits S71 BAP| 66 GP | 25 G  | 43 A | 68 P | -8 | 28 PIM | 12 PPP | 126 Hits S72 BAP| 66 GP | 16 G  | 26 A | 42 P | -9 | 40 PIM | 1 PPP | 98 Hits S73 BAP| 66 GP | 19 G  | 34 A | 53 P | +0 | 25 PIM | 10 PPP | 103 Hits S74 TOR| 66 GP | 16 G  | 38 A | 54 P | -16 | 16 PIM | 2 PPP | 129 Hits S75 TOR| 66 GP | 11 G  | 25 A | 36 P | -23 | 17 PIM | 0 PPP | 105 Hits S76 EDM| 66 GP | 10 G  | 33 A | 43 P | -30 | 30 PIM | 4 PPP | 127 Hits S77 EDM| 66 GP | 7 G  | 24 A | 31 P | -60 | 22 PIM | 1 PPP | 113 Hits S78 EDM| 66 GP | 3 G  | 19 A | 22 P | -27 | 18 PIM | 2 PPP | 43 Hits CAREER | 1455 GP | 411 G  | 721 A | 1132 P | -285 | 565 PIM | 216 PPP | 2167 Hits ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season: S54 COL| 50 GP |  9  G |  1  A | 10 P | -3 |  2 PIM |  2 PPP | FO%- 60.3% S55 COL| 50 GP | 14 G | 25 A | 39 P | +10 | 18 PIM | 11 PPP | FO%- 57.0 % S56 COL| 50 GP | 20 G | 23 A | 43 P | -5 | 56 PIM | 16 PPP | FO%- 58.2 %   WJC Stats: S54 USA | 12 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 P | -12 | 4 PPP | 29 SOG | 26 Hits  S55 USA | 12 GP | 2 G | 6 A | 8 P | -2 | 1 PPP | 23 SOG | 17 Hits  S56 USA | 12 GP | 6 G | 9 A | 15 P | +6 | 6 PPP | 30 SOG | 15 Hits    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Career Accomplishments   S54 WJC Gold Medal - USA S56 WJC Silver Medal - USA S56 SMJHL Western Conference All-Star Team   S56 2nd Team All-SMJHL Awards:  S54 COL - The Alexander Zajac Trophy   S56 COL - The Bo Kane Trophy  S56 COL - The Zinaida Titova Trophy S69 BAP - Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee  S70 BAP - Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee

Jumbo                      |             GM                 |              Colorado Raptors S56 - S59 | Colorado CO-GM   S60 - S67| Colorado GM :  321 W - 172 L - 35 OTL   

    

Thanks to @DELIRIVM @sköldpaddor @Merica for the Sigs

International play here we come