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Waters · 12-30-2024, 01:23 AM

twas the game before christmas, and the lights were damn bright,
the score was deadlocked, 4 to 4 on the night.
my teammates looked at me like santa himself,
’cause they knew as a present i’d score it top shelf.

the crowd was wild, they were chanting my name,
my opponents were broken, seeking who to blame.
i skated out front, like paul byron but wait,
deke him naughty or nice? only thing i could state.

one swift little movement, a trick, oh so sly,
i slipped by the goalie, who let out a cry.
aiming that corner with joy in my sight,
my wrist snapped the puck—i ended the fight.

the horn blared in triumph, the bench gave a roar,
like jingle bells chiming with holiday lore.
my grin shining bright, i waved my stick high,
that christmas-time winner put stars in the sky.

Merry Christmas to all my siblings in the Simulation Hockey League, I love you all

***notorioustig*** · 12-30-2024, 01:37 AM

An interesting fact about Jesus Murphy is that he was actually born on Christmas Day, which makes the holiday a double whammy for his friends, family, and teammates. He makes things easy by offering to host gatherings at his father's large mansion in Seattle so that everyone important to be him has space to attend and celebrate both events with the Murphies. He generally outsources a lot of the major elements of the party to allow for surprises, but once the festivities begin, he kicks into full party mode. Wherever he sees pitchers of water, he immediately replaces the contents with wine straight out of the family wine cellar. He starts and quickly dominates a competition of walking across the outdoor pool, in which he is the only person who has practiced running across the soft pool cover without ending up almost drowning. And finally, when things begin to quiet down, everyone gathers to sing happy birthday and several other songs related to the day of His birth.

LampLighter · 12-30-2024, 01:38 AM

Option 2:

Christmas parties are always a fun time. If Matiss was in charge of a Christmas party, the main games that would be played would be a white elephant gift exchange. White elephants are always a fun thing to do because it is simple and easy and something that everyone can enjoy and get a good laugh from based on the presents that are brought. The food that would be brought to the party would be a smorgasbord of small appetizers that are easily handheld and easy to eat. Having small plate foods are easy for people to enjoy and be able to hang out and converse rather than having a full meal where people might not like everything at the table. As far as drinks go, there will be a multitude of drinks from alcohol to pop, that way everyone can have options on what to drink. As far as the party goes, everyone has a good time and enjoys themselves.

Whikadoodle · 12-30-2024, 01:49 AM

Haha all right the franchise finally made a great decision and we're all having the Johnny FourStar Christmas party. What a treat for everyone. First we're gonna meet up for the christmas potluck! Aw yeah everyone is gonna bring their favorite dishes. My dish is some sort of cheese plate. Everyone loves cheese and crackers. Then we're gonna sing our carols. Hark the aurora we sing Christmas time at the hockey rink! Thats a good one. Next is the white elephant gift exchange! No one is gonna want my old gear bag. Pee yewwww am I right? Then we're all gonna hug and say one nice thing about each other. It's Christmas and we're being grateful for everything we have. I am grateful for great teammates and a great organization and a great city and a great season. I am. Very excited for next year's big old Christmas party that they will definitely let me plan again because everyone had such a great time at this first one. HO HO HO!

Z-Whiz · 12-30-2024, 01:57 AM

Well I am a bit of a grinch fan so I want to ruin Christmas and give everyone a big lump of coal. But I want to do it to the opponents fans. I would get in the zone and rally up the team by letting them know we could ruin Christmas for thousands of children. This would really get the guys going. Nothing brings together people and teammates faster than the tears of children. We would come out guns blazing, full speed ahead with terror on our minds. We’d clutch up and score the goal in the on a reverse fast break. The opponent would almost score on a breakaway, but then we’d make an amazing save and one pass later, across the blue lines and we have a 2 on none break. A little zing, zang, dangle, and the pucks in the back of the net, lamp lit. Game over. Children crying. Sweet sweet victory.

***JaytheGreat*** · 12-30-2024, 02:07 AM

Written Option 1

It was a magical night just before Christmas when the veteran number 7 went over the boards and onto the ice. Over 60 minutes of play these Christmas Grinchs have taken us to overtime all tied at 4. As quick as a flash these Yule time villains commit a heinous act of a stick to the face. As the offender skates off to serve his punishment, I look up with glee as it's my time to shine as they serve their penalty. A win off a draw and a couple of passes around, I find myself alone in the slot with absolutely no one around. As the puck comes to me I wait just a second, maybe a fraction more. A rocket off my stick, the puck flies through the air, as the goalie looks on full of despair. The goal is scored and the crowd erupts, and throughout the city of Baltimore there will be no silence tonight.

Rest In Peace Dangel

1st SHL Goal - S52 Game 1 vs Tampa 3. New England Wolfpack , Jakub Bruchevski 1 (Eko Van Otter 1, Delver Fudgeson 2) at 8:10

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MrRuihu · 12-30-2024, 02:11 AM

Prompt 2

It's the Yukon Malamutes annual christmas party, I'm sure Fluw probably brought all the lube and HFFO would bring some sunglasses so we wouldn't be permanently blinded in the locker room. but Djoe Anderson, what would he bring? The obvious answer might be hotdogs, and golly who wouldn't love just a locker full of hotdogs in the cold winter months? But realistically, Djoe Anderson brings a great amount of christmas spirit. He would dress up as Santa clause, a sack full of toys and candies and treats and just be as festive as could be. He also owns a reindeer ranch where you can pet and feet them anytime of day, except no feeding after midnight if you don't want some terrible circumstances coming your way (Did someone say weredeer?) He also has a few small elves he likes to use on road games in order to get his sticks to have that extra "Ooomph" which he will use to distribute chocolate milk or anything else desired.

~167 words

***Ohtaay*** · 12-30-2024, 02:14 AM

Option2

The event was organized by none other than the team's general manager, Eddie. Eddie loves to host big parties, so this was another opportunity for him to showcase his party-planning skills. He told everyone on the team that they would have to bring an item to the potluck, as this event would not be catered, and each player would be responsible for a dish. When I found out, I immediately started to think “What should I bring?” Many people know I’m famous for chicken wings and chicken fingers, but this time I wanted to change it up. I decided that I’m going to bring buffalo chicken dip. I couldn’t change it up too much, you know I had to keep it on brand. Along with the buffalo chicken dip, I’m going to bring carrots, celery, and some chips for dipping. Everybody loves chips and dip. That being said, I’m also quite nervous, as I don’t know how many other team members are good cooks. I have seen Kez cook a good steak, so I’m hoping he brings something meat-based. That will truly be a toss up, and I’ll keep my fingers crossed as I head to this year’s Christmas event.

KalixIzalumi · 12-30-2024, 02:28 AM

Option 2:
Christmas means warm and cozy feelings, comfy clothes, and really really good food! Elly wants everyone to feel comfortable and welcome and happy. Firstly the dress code is pajamas, ugly sweaters, or anything that you can relax in. There will be hot choco all around for any players that want it, eggnog, and some mulled wine. Nothing says warm like a little hot drink or a little bit of alcohol (tho not too much). Party games include assembling a Christmas "tree" with hockey sticks, some interesting card games (like the one against humanity) and a huge fireplace. The party will take place in an cozy little lodge, where players can choose to head home, or perhaps get a room in without worry about driving or travel. Lastly, the food will consist of delicious hearty meals of chicken or steak. Roasted veggies and of course plenty of desserts! Pies abound. And maybe even a chocolate fountain. The ultimate Christmas party.

*Katth* · 12-30-2024, 02:45 AM

Option 2

I am always in charge of the teams Christmas party because I simply throw the best parties of all the people on the team. There we be plenty of booze, drugs and strippers to go around. We have the best catering in town with the best bbq meat possible and plenty of other options. The one game we love to play is bingo. I know it sounds corny and for old people but we love it. If you have a false bingo you need to take a shot of absinth or do a line. At the end everyone is so messed up that we do not even know where we are anymore. That is what makes it a great Christmas party. Go all out with no regrets and have a great time with your team mates to celebrate Christmas. Oh and we also do secret Santa with eachother where we buy crap gifts for one another.

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*Ara* · 12-30-2024, 02:57 AM

For the San Diego Christmas party, I’d imagine Roisin would bring a mix of card games, board games, along with maybe an old xbox 360. Food wise, she probably brings a mix of ham, turkey, casseroles, fruits, chips, veggies, and some liquor, eggnog, and so on. I’d imagine the party goes well for her teammates, with a lot of them enjoying themselves with the games while still others end up socializing, with more becoming rowdy as the evening goes on. In particular, I’d imagine Roisin and Jeremy would get into quite a heated match in Halo 3 later in the evening, probably going a few rounds before Roisin ultimately wins. I don’t think you’d see anything wild at the party, beyond perhaps Roisin offering an inebriated toast on a dare. The dare I think would probably be from the GM and would probably involve her toasting to the team before singing the Irish Jaunting Car.

***Scrufdaddy*** · 12-30-2024, 03:11 AM

Written Option 2:

Slip McScruff is planning the Christmas party for his team, party of one. It's a heck of a lot cheaper than buying food and drink for a whole group of athletes with appetites that have to keep them going on the ice. He's able to get by with a hungry man TV dinner, because he's a hungry man and plans to eat watching TV, and with a quart of egg nog because that's the reason for the season and he's got lots of chickens for eggs.

The party does actually get a little wild because he warms up with some 90 day fiance while eating the aforementioned hungry man dinner. Then, when he's jacked up on awkward adrenaline, he pops onto the old Xbox and starts destroying kids who just opened their new Xbox for Christmas. They are dipping their toes into Halo, but Slip McScruff was born into it. At least, he thinks kids still play Halo, maybe he's just playing with all the other Slip McScruffs of the world.

Papajon · 12-30-2024, 03:14 AM

Written Option 1

Well our teams main rival is the Yukon Mutts. I would like to think that in a four to four game, our team would have the edge. I know for sure that my own player would just have a ton of shots and probably no goals, but I am sure someone will knock in one of my rebounds. This is probably the only game that my player would ever consider fighting in again all because Earl Biggins plays for that team. While Earl may be quite a bit larger, he microwaves his hotdogs which drastically reduce their potency. Not only that, but it also makes the dogs quite radioactive as all the waves that are required to operate a microwave in order to heat food in the first place. Anyways, Ottawa would absolutely demolish Yukon. We just let them score because the goalie had to use the restroom and we didnt have any timeouts left so we had to put a player in the net.

(165 words) @Cootdaddy

Jorec · 12-30-2024, 03:16 AM

Prompt 2

Who doesn't love Christmas! Spending time with your loved ones, lights and the gifts. A lot of players are far away from their families and so it's even more important for them to have a get together with their hockey family. For the Panthers, there is always the annual holiday party. This year is Andren's turn to plan it and aside from the usual assortment of booze and snacks, there are games to be played like: SHL Hockey Trivia, Santa's Slapshot, a puck toss and the annual viewing of Slap Shot. Oliver takes the win in Triva, despite being three sheets to the wind while Alexi Piastri shows he's still got it in the aim department with a dominating performance at the puck toss. Santa's slapshot is a shit show with a window being immediately broken by Lazer when he tries to 'break the team record'. There was no record before but now there is for most windows broken at a Panthers Christmas party.

164 words.

Thelastheraclid · 12-30-2024, 03:53 AM

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