Kesler contributes so much to dis planet with his intelligence!

Idot isnt beautiful, and isnt hilarious.

Originally posted by SensNation613@Jun 16 2013, 08:02 PM
Kesler contributes so much to dis planet with his intelligence!

Idot isnt beautiful, and isnt hilarious.

Lehner hasn't just been traded.

:ph34r:

Käri Bärköv || LW || Calgary Dragons || RETIRED  
Age: 18
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 175 lbs
Number: 93
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Height: 5'11"
Weight: 175 lbs
>Number: 93
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Regular Season Statistics:
S10 VAN: GP: 40 G: 29 A: 25 P: 54 +/-: 21 H: 77 PIM: 42
S11 CHI:   GP: 40 G: 16 A: 14 P: 30 +/-: -39 H: 66 PIM: 10
S12 CGY: GP: 50 G: 5 A: 6 P: 11 +/-: -16 H: 57 PIM: 2
S13 CGY: GP: 50 G: 8 A: 13 P: 21 +/-: 20 H: 34 PIM: 24  
S14 CGY: GP: 50 G: 13 A: 13 P: 26 +/-: 5 H: 73 PIM: 32
S15 CGY: GP: 50 G: 10 A: 31 P: 41 +/-: 5 H: 128 PIM: 54
S16 CGY: GP: 50 G: 19 A: 15 P: 34 +/-: 0 H: 97 PIM: 16
S17 CGY: GP: 50 G: 23 A: 25 P: 48 +/-: +6 H: 136 PIM: 17
S18 CGY: GP: 50 G: 14 A: 21 P: 35  +/-: -11 H: 130 PIM: 32
S19 CGY: GP: 50 G: 16 A: 17 P: 33 +/-: +4 H: 143 PIM: 47
S20 CGY: GP: 50 G: 20 A: 26  P: 46 +/-: +14 H: 113 PIM: 32
S21 CGY: GP: 50 G: 12 A: 19 P: 31 +/-: 4 H: 146 PIM: 76
S22 CGY/EDM: GP: 51 G: 10 A: 12 P: 22 +/-: -7 H: 102
PIM: 43

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Playoff Statistics:
S10 VAN: GP: 12 G: 6 A: 9 P: 15 +/-: 6 H: 28 PIM: 25 FO: 50.00%
S11 CHI:  GP: 6 G: 5 A: 4 P: 9 +/-: 2 H: 12 PIM: 2
S12 CGY: GP: 4 G: 0 A: 2 P: 2 +/-: 3 H: 4 PIM: 0  
S13 CGY: GP: 11 G: 2 A: 1 P: 3 +/-: 4 H: 6 PIM: 4  
S14 CGY: GP: 6 G: 1 A: 1 P: 2 +/-: -3 H: 13 PIM: 10
S15 CGY: GP: 14 G: 2 A: 3 P: 5 +/-: -1 H: 28 PIM: 12
S16 CGY: GP: 11 G: 7 A: 7 P: 14 +/-: 5 H: 29 PIM: 2
S17 CGY: GP: 6 : G: 3 A: 3 P: 6 =/-: +0 H: 26
PIM: 0
S18 CGY: GP: 4 G: 3 A: 0 P: 3 +/-: -1 H: 10 PIM: 0
S19 CGY: GP: 7 G: 2 A: 1 P: 3 +/- 0 H: 16 PIM: 8
S22 CGY: GP: 12 G: 0 A: 2 P: 2 +/-: 6 H:19 PIM: 12
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IHF Statistics:
WJC Finland Season 10: GP: 14 G: 5 A: 2 P: 7 +/-: -13 H: 17 PIM: 4
WJC Finland Season 11: GP:9 G: 5 A: 6 P: 11 +/-: -5 PIM: 2
IHF Finland (career totals): GP: 35 G: 13 A: 19 P: 32 +/-: +4 H: 64  PIM: 8
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[pbl]Transactions:
Signed with Vancouver Whalers for 2 Million
Named Assistant Captain of the Vancouver Whalers
Drafted 22nd overall by the Calgary Dragons in the S11 SHL Entry Draft
Signed 3 year 11 million ELC with Calgary Dragons
Named Assistant Captain of the Chicago Hitmen
Named CO-GM of the Vancouver Whalers
Named CO-GM of the Calgary Dragons
Named Head GM of the Calgary Dragons
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Awards:
S10 NWJHL Championship
S10 IHF WJ Bronze Medal
Season 11 Michael Haan trophy winner for most dedicated player
Season 13 IHF Silver Medal
Season 13 JJ Krever award for best GM (shared with Kain Webb)
Season 13 IHF Silver Medal
Season 14 JJ Krever runner up
Season 14 IHF Silver Medal
Season 15 Aidan Richan winner
Season 17 First All-Star Team
Season 17 Aidan Richan winner
Season 18 IHF Bronze Medal
Season 18 Damian Littleton Nominee

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Parker Smeb || RD || Chicago Syndicate || 1473 TPE
SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S45 COL: GP: 50 G: 14 A: 13 P: 27 +/-: 9 H: 68 SB: 5
S46 COL:  GP: 40 G: 22 A: 19 P: 41 +/-: 2 H: 127 SB: 3
SMJHL Play-Off Statistics:
S45 COL: GP: 16 G: 6 A: 4 P: 10 +/-: 8 H: 13 SB: 0
S46 COL: GP: 7 G: 2 A: 0 P: 2  +/-: 1 H: 20 SB: 3
SHL Regular Season Statistics:
S47 CHI: GP: 50 G: 10 A: 18 P: 28 +/-: -12 H: 138 SB: 11
S48 CHI: 50 G: 8 A: 9 P: 17 +/-: -19 H: 119 SB: 8  
S49 CHI: GP: 50 G: 14 A: 20 P: 34 +/-: 5 H: 77 SB: 15
SHL Play-Off Statistics
S47 CHI: GP: 9 G: 1 A: 3 P: 4 +/-: -3 H: 9 SB: 0
International Statistics:
S45 WJ WOR GP: 21 G: 4 A: 5 P: 9 +/-: -1 H: 51 SB: 3
S46 WJ WOR GP: 30 G: 11 A: 7 P: 18 +/-: -5 H: 62 SB: 4
S47 JPN GP: 12 G: 5 A: 2 P: 7 +/-: -4 H: 34 SB: 4
S48 JPN GP: 12 G: 4 A: 3 P: 7 +/-: -9 H: 50 SB: 4
S49 JPN GP: 12 G: 4 A: 1 P: 5 +/-:+2 H: 37 SB: 4
CAREER: GP: 87 G: 28 A: 18 P: 46 +/-: -17 H: 234 SB: 19




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"“HA HA! THIS GAME WILL NEVER END! I POSSESS THE SOUL OF EVERY GOALIE ON TEAM B!! CREW 4 LIFE!! SIGN WITH EDMONTON FOR THE CUP!!!” cackled Belial as he placed a Fedora on his head."
SMJHL Commisioner S17-S26
Calgary Dragons GM S14-S23

Hffo didn't retire

“The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. ... There are neither beginnings nor endings to the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning.”





Ólafur Atlason| C | SMJHL Prospect | Future Edmonton Blizzard
Birthplace: Reykjavik, Iceland
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Transactions
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Awards
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Achievements
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SMJHL Season Stats
S76: GP: 0 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | 0 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 0 | |
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S76: GP: 0 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | 0 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 0 | |
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SHL Season Stats

Originally posted by O4L@Jun 16 2013, 10:03 PM


Lehner hasn't just been traded.

:ph34r:

Barkov isnt Calgary's official scrub :ph34r:

Buster is a really nice guy and I respect him

Oliver Cleary || Defence || Seattle Argonauts
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Player Name: Oliver Cleary
SHL Team: Seattle Argonauts
SMJHL Team: Detroit Falcons
Position: Defence
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 215 lbs
Born: Toronto, Ontario
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
S48: GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 9 | P: 12 | -12 | PIM: 38 | H: 84 | SB: 61
S49: GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 7 | P: 10 | 7 | PIM: 62 | H: 135 | SB: 68
S50: GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 13 | P: 18 | -3 | PIM: 52 | H: 148 | SB: 81
S51: GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 19 | P: 26 | 17 | PIM: 130 | H: 119 | SB: 67
S52: GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 12 | P: 13 | -3 | PIM: 89 | H: 157 | SB: 61
S53: GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 20 | P: 36 | 19 | PIM: 22 | H: 58 | SB: 53
S54: GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 23 | P: 30 | 14 | PIM: 12 | H: 100 | SB: 64
S55: GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 16 | P: 24 | -14 | PIM: 24 | H: 92 | SB: 96
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
S48: Did Not Qualify
[pbl]S49: GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | -3 | PIM: 11 | H: 13 | SB: 8
S50: GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | -5 | PIM: 17 | H: 15 | SB: 15
S51: GP: 15 | G: 3 | A: 8 | P: 11 | 8 | PIM: 33 | H: 40 | SB: 20
S52: GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 5 | P: 5 | -3 | PIM: 26 | H: 25 | SB: 7
S53: GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | 0 | PIM: 0 | H: 19 | SB: 17
S54: GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 7 | P: 7 | -1 | PIM: 4 | H: 24 | SB: 20
S55: Did Not Qualify
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S46: Did Not Play
S47: GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 5 | P: 6 | 0 | PIM: 48 | H: 81 | SB: 51
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S46: GP: 9 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | -2 | PIM: 6 | H: 4 | SB: 0
S47: GP: 10 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | 7 | PIM: 8 | H: 14 | SB: 4
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Transactions:
S46: Signed as pre-draft free agent with Detroit Falcons
S47: Drafted 14th Overall by Montreal Militia
S47: Traded to Detroit Falcons
S48: Drafted 4th overall to the Los Angeles Panthers
S48: Signed 3 years/1M Contract with Los Angeles Panthers
S48: Called up from Detroit to Los Angeles
S51: Re-signed 3 years/3M with Los Angeles Panthers
S54: Re-signed 2 years/6M with Los Angeles Panthers
S56: Traded to Manhattan Rage
S56: Signed 4 years/6M with Manhattan Rage
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Awards
S47: Golden Aardvark Award for a contract holdout with the Montreal Militia  

Originally posted by SensNation613@Jun 16 2013, 07:02 PM
Kesler contributes so much to dis planet with his intelligence!

Ha.

Smirnov's bad. - Never been said.

Dylan makes great players.

Players come to Hamilton because they want to play with Schultz

Pavel Pivonka  |  Two-Way Center |  Seattle Riot  | 381 TPE  
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Teemu Sirius | RW | RETIRED
Name: Teemu Sirius
Position: Right Wing
Height: 6’2”
Weight: 198 pounds
Born: Finland
Player Type: Offensive Forward
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Seppo Repo | C | RETIRED
Name: Seppo “The Finnisher” Repo
Position: Center
Height: 6’6”
Weight: 245 pounds
Born: Helsinki, Finland
Player Type: Enforcer
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Rider Clitsome | RW | RETIRED - SHL Hall of Fame
Name: Rider Clitsome
Position: RW
Overall: 80
Player Type: Sniper
Shoots: Right
Height: 5’9”
Weight: 170 lbs
Born: West Germany
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S20 SMJHL DRAFT :
Drafted 2nd overall by the Vancouver Whalers

S21 SHL DRAFT:
Drafted 5th overall by the Hamilton Steelhawks

CONTRACTS:
Signed a 1 year $2m contract with the Vancouver Whalers for S20 in the SMJHL
S21: Signed 3yr $15m ELC with the Hamilton Steelhawks
S23: Signed 1yr $4m extension for S24 with Hamilton

REGULAR SEASON STATS:
SMJHL:
S20: 40gp l 13g l 15a l 28pts l +20 l 6PIMs l 19 Hits l 71 Shots l 2 SB l 18.07 AMG

SHL:

SHL REGULAR SEASON TOTALS:
557gp l 211g l 222a l 433pts l +37 l 127 PIMs l 309 Hits l 2107 Shots l 142 SB

PLAYOFF STATS:
SMJHL:
S20: 7gp l 1g l 4a l 5pts l +1 l 2PIMs l 2Hits l 13 Shots l 0 SB l 16.74 AMG

SHL:
S21: 18gp l 4g l 2a l 6pts l +/-0 l 2 PIMs l 1 Hits l 42 Shots l 7 SB l 20.20 AMG

SHL PLAYOFF TOTALS:

ACHIEVEMENTS:

S22 Damian Littleton Trophy for Dedication
S22 Finished #50 in SHL Point Scoring
S23 Ranked #82 on Top 100 Players of Today
S23 Finished 6th in Points/20mins in SHL
S23 Finished #34 in SHL Point Scoring
S23 Damian Littleton Trophy for Dedication
S24 Ranked #45 on Top 100 Players of Today
S24 Challenge Cup Champion
S25 Ranked #64 on Top 100 Players of Today
S26 Ranked #56 on Too 100 Players of Today
S26 Challenge Cup Champion
S26 IIHF Silver Medal -Germany
S27 Ranked #67 on Too 100 Players of Today
S28 Ranked #13 on Top 100 Players of Today
S29 Ranked #4 on Top 100 Players of Today
S30 Ranked #5 on Top 100 Players of Today
S29 SHL Record. Tied 3rd All Time Goals Per Season Record. 30 goals.
S29 Anton Razov Trophy for Playoff MVP (losing team)
7/20/16 became highest paid player in SHL history with 1yr @ $25m free agency contract with TOR for S30
S29 1st Team All Star
S30 Vancouver Whalers Hall of Fame
Signed 1year $7m contract with Buffalo Stampede for S31 final season
S31  Ranked #31 on Top 100 Players of Today
Traded to New England Wolfpack at S31 deadline
5th All Time Hamilton Steelhawks Scoring Leaders
S31 Challenge Cup Champion
S31 IIHF Silver Medal-Germany

Roman Schultz | D | RETIRED - Hamilton Steelhawks Hall of Fame
Name: Roman Schultz
Position: Defense
Overall: 84
Player Type: Defensive Defenseman
Shoots: Left
Height: 6’8”
Weight: 250 lbs
Number: 55
Birthplace: Natick, Massachusetts
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DRAFTS:
Selected 1st Overall S10 NWJHL Entry Draft by Montreal Impact
Selected 5th Overall S11 SHL Entry Draft by Hamilton Steelhawks

CONTRACTS:
1 year at $750,000 with Montreal Impact with a NTC
2 years at $3m for S11 & $4m in S12 with Hamilton Steelhawks
4 yr ext. with Hamilton Steelhawks $3.5m for S13&S14 and $3m for S15 and $2m for S16
1 year extension for S17 at $3m with Hamilton Steelhawks
4 year extension for S18-S21 at $5m each +NTC with Hamilton Steelhawks

REGULAR SEASON STATS:
S11: 50gp | 0g | 12a | 12pts | +17 | 52 PIMs | 2 Fights | 84 Hits | 19 Shots | 30 SB | 16.81 AMG |
S12: 50gp | 2g | 23a | 25pts | +16 | 59 PIMs | 1 Fight | 96 Hits | 7 Shots | 36 SB | 18.56 AMG |
S13: 39gp | 4g | 25a | 29pts | -2 | 54 PIMs | 4 Fights | 85 Hits | 52 Shots | 38 SB | 25.80 AMG |
S14: 50gp | 5g | 31a | 36pts | +20 | 44 PIMs | 99 Hits | 93 Shots | 48 SB | 21.56 AMG |
S15: 50gp | 9g | 26a | 35pts | +12 | 60 PIMs | 121 Hits | 80 Shots | 51 SB | 22.54 AMG |
S16: 50gp | 3g | 25a | 28pts | +15 | 60 PIMs | 4 Fights | 72 Hits | 37 Shots | 61 SB | 20.99 AMG
S17:  50gp | 6g | 14a | 20pts | +7 | 50 PIMs | 77 Hits | 53 Shots | 40 SB | 22.57 AMG
S18:  50gp l 7g l 25a l 32pts l +1 l 38 PIMs l 142 Hits l 57 Shots l 52 SB l 22.82 AMG
S19: 50gp l 6g l 26a l 32pts l +12 l 50 PIMs l 85 Hits l 64 Shots l 47 SB l 23.38 AMG
S20: 50gp l 6g l 30a l 36pts l +25 l 64 PIMs l 119 Hits l 58 Shots l 62 SB l 22.60 AMG

REGULAR SEASON TOTAL:
489 gp | 48g | 237a | 285pts | +123 | 531 PIMs | 11 Fight | 980 Hits | 520 Shots | 465 SB

PLAYOFF STATS:
S11: 15gp | 0g | 1a | 1pts | +7 | 24 PIMs | 27 Hits | 9 Shots | 9 SB | 15.30 AMG |
S12:  5gp | 1g | 4a | 5pts | -1 | 4 PIMs | 7 Hits | 2 Shots | 4 SB | 21.41 AMG |
S13:  4pg | 1g | 1a | 2pts | -4 | 0 PIMs | 11 Hits | 4 Shots | 8 SB | 26.03 AMG |
S14:  6gp | 4g | 4a | 8pts | -1 | 0 PIMs | 14 Hits | 12 Shots | 11 SB | 22.64 AMG |
S15: 5gp | 0g | 3a | 3pts | +2 | 8 PIMs | 13 Hits | 8 Shots | 4 SB | 22.41 AMG |
S16:  6gp | 1g | 3a | 4pts | -1 | 27 PIMs | 1 Fight | 15 Hits | 2 Shots | 6 SB | 20.79 AMG |
S17: 13gp | 2g | 4a | 6pts | +/-0 | 8 PIMs | 24 Hits | 14 Shots | 14 SB | 24.93 AMG |
S18: 7gp l 1g l 5a l 6pts l +2 l 6 PIMs l 13 Hits l 8 Shots l 5 SB l 24.36 AMG
S19: 18gp | 4g | 11a | 15pts | +1 | 23 PIMs | 1 Fight | 34 Hits | 26 Shots | 23 SB | 24.50 AMG |
S20: 14gp l 2g l 6a l 8pts l +2 l 27 PIMs l 1 Fight l 25 Hits l 20 Shots l 8 SB l 24.58 AMG

PLAYOFF STAT TOTALS:
93gp | 16g | 42a | 58pts | +7 | 127 PIMs | 3 Fight | 183 Hits | 105 Shots | 92 SB |

AWARDS & HONORS:
Named Assistant Captain S10 Montreal Impact
S10 Eastern Conference Champions (MTL)
Named to Team USA WJC Team
Bronze Medal Team USA WJC
S10 NWJHL Zach Miller Trophy for Most Dedicated Player
Named Captain Team Schultz S10 NWJHL All Star Game
Voted #11 on top 25 SHL Prospects List
Named Assistant Captain S11 Hamilton Steelhawks
Named to Team USA WJC Team
Named Captain Team USA WJC Team
Named GM Team USA IHF Team
Silver Medal Team USA WJC
S11 Prince of Wales Trophy
S11 CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS - HAMILTON STEELHAWKS
Bronze Medal as GM of Team USA IHF
Co-GM of Hamilton Steelhawks
General Manager of the Hamilton Steelhawks
S17 President's Trophy
Assistant Captain of S17, S18, S19, S20 Hamilton Steelhawks
S19 President's Trophy
S19 Prince of Wales Trophy
S20 President's Trophy
S20 Prince of Wales Trophy
Retired in S20 at #76 on the SHL All Time Scoring List
Inducted into the Hamilton Steelhawks Hall of Fame
S20 Third Team All Star
S22 Ranked #56 - SHL Top 100 Players of All Time

Michal Pivonka | RW | RETIRED
Name: Michal Pivonka
Position: Right Wing
Player Type: Playmaker[/pbl
[pbl]Shoots: Right
Height: 6’2”
Weight: 198 lbs
Number: 20
Born: Kladno, Czech Republic
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Regular Season:
S9 | PGF | GP: 40 | G: 18 | A: 35 | PTS: 53 | P/M: -3 | PIM: 28 | Shots: 164| Hits: 43 | Hits Taken: 8
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Playoffs:
PGF Eliminated in 7gms by Kelowna Knights in Qualifier
S9 | NWJHL | PGF | GP: 7 | G: 4 | A: 7 | PTS: 11 | P/M: 4 | PIM: 2 | Shots: 41 | Hits: 5 | Hits Taken: 1
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IHF:
| WJC | WLD | GP: 14 | G: 3 | A: 2 | PTS: 5 | P/M: -5 | PIM: 6 | Shots: 40 | Hits: 18 | Hits Taken: 16
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DRAFTS:
Not Applicable/ Undrafted

CONTRACTS:
Signed as Free Agent with PGF S9 $2,000,000

AWARDS & HONORS:
242 TPE
Assistant Captain - S9 Prince George Firebirds
Fourth among Season 9 Rookie Scorers
1st Selection NWJHL S9 All-Star Game
Nine Points (4g & 5a) in NWJHL All Star Game
1st Star NWJHL All Star Game
Silver Medal at WJC - Team World
Olympic Bronze Medal - Team Slovakia

The Las Vegas locker room is poisonous, I can't take it anymore so please trade me to West Kendall

Hartford was a successful era of the New England Franchise.

Dion knows what point in the off-season to retire.

Those Manhattan GMs sure are around a lot.

Originally posted by Spangle@Jun 16 2013, 10:30 PM
Those Manhattan GMs sure are around a lot.

:lol:

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Alex Smirnov has the best grammar in the league