It has been a very solid transition from Finland to Montreal for myself Mr. Feeny. It definitely helps that I am contributing to the cause here in the prettiest city in the world. I have picked up on the game quicker than I have. I feel quicker, smoother and I am showing more and more ability to see the ice at a slower pace. All of this is just to say that the game has slowed down for me. I am scoring goals, banging hoes and all around having a rip roaring good time. It helps that I also have some great linemates as well as some fantastic friends. Perhaps the man that has made the transition as smooth as possible is Mr. Gauthier. Me and him have hit it off from the minute I found out about his love for the artist, Daughter. We spend a lot of time listening to some music playing some NHL (which I dominate him in to be quite honest) as well as macking on the hunnies. Perhaps the greatest thing is that he and I control the music in the room before the game. We don't have any of that EDM shit. We play music ranging from Daughter to Kanye West. It may not get anyone else hyped but it helps us and lets be real, we are the two beauties on this team. The final thing I learnt is that Chico Salmon is a terrible person and I hope he shatters his leg like Anderson Silva.



Mr. Feeny with his girl and Gauthier with his ridiculous fucking hat.

Great article!

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