"Guys, can you please hold him still?"

"We are trying but he doesn't seem to really actually want to do this."

"It is team tradition gentlemen. It has to happen."

Mac watches the young kids eyes pass from the blowtorch to the branding iron. Back and forth, back and forth. This kid is so scared he is likely wetting himself Mac thinks to himself as the bag is pulled over his head.

"Don't do this! PLEASE MAC!"

Mac sighs deeply, as if in regret and replies "Look, it wasn't my decision either to have this done but you'll come to forget it and look upon this day as the day you truly joined our organization."

"Organization? It is flippin' hockey team! I am not being branded!"

"Guys, could you gag him. I don't want anyone calling the police once he starts screaming."

"Help!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JESUS SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!!!! hghgghghgh---"

The kid is fighting with everything he has when Mac slowly approaches him.

"This is for your own good son, you'll be a stronger man and a part of the team."

Unable to really understand the unintelligible response, Mac motions to his assistant, Rose.

"He is a lively one, Mac."

"I know, I don't think there has been anyone this resistant since we had Mikey Abdalla in here."

"Well I'd say you were right but didn't he shit himself once the branding started?"

"Yeah, I think so. I'd have to ask Raycroft or Chiclets. I think they were the ones who initiated him."

By this time, the young guy managed to loosen the gag.

"You people are sick, this is why you never win a Cup. You spend all your time torturing peo---"

He is quickly shut up when the gag is placed back in his mouth.

"I don't know what to say. I could have sworn that was on tight."

"And him atttritubiing our losing to this. For shame. If anything I should chase some of these lazy bastards around with this thing, might get them to start training."

"You know Mac, we still have that cattle prod we used when Gibby was getting rambunctious. You could do that if you weren't lazy yourself and chased them with it."

"You are talking to a man holding a red hot branding iron, Rose. Careful what you say."

"And you'll do what with it, brand me again?"

"I am not quite certain you have been the first time. I have yet to see it."

"They got me somewhere I'd rather not show to the public, thanks."

"Anyway, shall we get to this?"

Mac reaches over into the barrel of ice that the beer is sitting in and grabs a branding iron that had been in there all day. He hands the red hot one to Rose, smiles and presses the frozen one against the kids rear.

"Ah, he pissed himself. Didn't you do that too Mac?"

"Hmmphh. Not this much."

Mac takes off the blindfold and the kid looks at him, at the poker, at him and back. To Rose. To the red hot poker, to Mac and to the cold poker in his hands. Mac looks him, smiles.

"Want a beer?"

Yes

So to play for Seattle you need to be initiated via gang rape?

Sounds like Mac.

“The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. ... There are neither beginnings nor endings to the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning.”

Ólafur Atlason| C | SMJHL Prospect | Future Edmonton Blizzard
Birthplace: Reykjavik, Iceland
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Originally posted by gorlab@Feb 20 2014, 09:57 AM
So to play for Seattle you need to be initiated via gang rape?

No.

Well when you put it that way...

Branding =/= gang rape

GoB's Writing Thread

Originally posted by gorlab@Feb 20 2014, 09:57 AM
So to play for Seattle you need to be initiated via gang rape?

Sounds like BDSM tbh.

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Mwahaha Brojled you pissed yourself!

      S76 SMJHL DRAFT 3RD OVERALL PICK     
        S77 SHL DRAFT 4TH OVERALL PICK         
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Sorry I didn't even read the full article. It's just from the first half I couldn't see it going anywhere but gang rape.

Blowtorch and branding iron were mentioned early on , perv.

GoB's Writing Thread

Originally posted by KezKincaid@Feb 20 2014, 04:58 PM
Mwahaha Brojled you pissed yourself!

Brojled will love it! how all others!

ask Gamingexpertzcom! with his old player he was in so many LRs! i believe he has the best experience as member

Chris McZehrl III - Anchorage Armada


Challenge Cup Wins:
S18 - Seattle Riot (with Chris McZehrl)*
S23 - New England Wolfpack (with Chris McZehrl)*
S27 - Calgary Dragons (with VLAD McZehrl)**
S34 - Manhattan Rage (with VLAD McZehrl)
S37 - Winnipeg Jets (with VLAD McZehrl)
S46 - Buffalo Stampede (with GOD McZehrl)*

*first ever Challenge Cup of Franchise History
**first ever Challenge Cup win after 0-3 in Finals Series

Four Star Cup Wins:
S24 - Vancouver Whalers (with VLAD McZehrl)
S39 - St. Louis Scarecrows (with GOD McZehrl)

SHL Hall of Fame Members:
S24 - Chris McZehrl *
(GP: 764 | G: 322 | A: 461 | P: 783 | +/-: +109)
S40 - VLAD McZehrl *
(GP: 653 | G: 333 | A: 361 | P: 694 | +/-: +141)

*1st Ballot Hall of Famer

small note: GOD McZehrl played at first as Defender and later as Forward!

The more powerfull men on earth all go thrue this tbh

Originally posted by Chris-McZehrl@Feb 20 2014, 11:36 AM


Brojled will love it! how all others!

ask Gamingexpertzcom! with his old player he was in so many LRs! i believe he has the best experience as member

What?

Credit to Wasty

Credit to Sulovilen

Mark Malyckyj | D | Retired
Position: Defensemen
Player Type: Offensive Defencemen
Shoots: Right
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 194 lbs
Number: 99
Birthplace: Mississauga, Canada
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Career Statistics:
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Regular Season:
S8 | NWJHL | DET | GP: 40 | G: 2 | A: 27 | PTS: 29 | P/M: 70 | PIM: 83 | Shots: 90 | Hits: 102  | Blocks: 57
S9 | NWJHL | VAN | GP: 40 | G: 2 | A: 18 | PTS: 21 | P/M: 30 | PIM: 61 | Shots: 77 | Hits: 113 | Blocks: 74
S10 | SHL | LAP | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 13 | PTS: 14 | P/M: -18 | PIM: 70 | Shots: 34 | Hits: 132 | Blocks: 39
S11 | SHL | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 13 | PTS: 14 | P/M: -7 | PIM: 66 | Shots: 33 | Hits: 122 | Blocks: 48
S12 | SHL | CAL | GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 23 | PTS: 33 | P/M: -15 | PIM: 83 | Shots: 93 | Hits: 148 | Blocks: 53
S13 | SHL | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 19 | PTS: 25 | P/M: 1 | PIM: 49 | Shots: 76 | Hits: 108 | Blocks: 40
S14 | SHL | WKP | GP: 47 | G: 11 | A: 23 | PTS: 34 | P/M: -1 | PIM: 119 | Shots: 107 | Hits: 142 | Blocks: 67
S15 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 33 | PTS: 39 | P/M: -9 | PIM: 88 | Shots: 108 | Hits: 159 | Blocks: 67
S16 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 22 | PTS: 32 | P/M: 2 | PIM: 43 | Shots: 85 | Hits: 96 | Blocks: 69
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Playoffs:
S8 | NWJHL | DET | GP: 13 | G: 2 | A: 5 | PTS: 7 | P/M: 16 | PIM: 19 | Shots: 33 | Hits: 37  | Blocks: 28
S9 | NWJHL | VAN | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 6 | PTS: 6 | P/M: 2 | PIM: 16 | Shots: 22 | Hits: 28  | Blocks: 19
S10 | SHL | LAP | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | PTS: 1 | P/M: -7 | PIM: 2 | Shots: 0 | Hits: 10 | Blocks: 3
S11 | SHL | HAM | GP: 15 | G: 1 | A: 4 | PTS: 5 | P/M: 8 | PIM: 12 | Shots: 12 | Hits: 31 | Blocks: 14
S12 | SHL | CAL | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 0 | PTS: 0 | P/M: -3 | PIM: 6 | Shots: 7 | Hits: 11 | Blocks: 5
S13 | SHL | TEX | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 2 | PTS: 2 | P/M: 3 | PIM: 11 | Shots: 3 | Hits: 9 | Blocks: 5
S14 | Did not qualify for playoffs
S15 | SHL | WKP | GP: 18 | G: 5 | A: 12 | PTS: 17 | P/M: -3 | PIM: 46 | Shots: 38 | Hits: 57 | Blocks: 22
S16 | SHL | WKP | GP: 10 | G: 5 | A: 5 | PTS: 10 | P/M: -4 | PIM: 13 | Shots: 25 | Hits: 23 | Blocks: 24
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DRAFTS:
S8 - NWJHL - Selected in the 4th Round, 28th Overall by the Detroit Falcons
S9 - SHL - Selected in the 3rd Round, 21st Overall by the LA Panthers
TRADES:
S11- traded to Toronto North Stars
S11- traded to Hamiltion Steelhawks
S12- traded to Calgary Dragons
S13- traded to Texas Renegades
S14- traded to West Kendall Platoon
CONTRACTS:
S8 1 year 1.8 million from Detroit Falcons
S9 1 year 2.5 million from LA Panthers
S10 3 year 6 million extension with LA Panthers
S12 4 year 16 million extension with Calgary Dragons
S16 1 year 2 million extension with West Kendall Platoon
AWARDS/HONORS:
S8 NWJHL all-star game. Team Bovalchuk
S8 NWJHL Four Star Cup runner up
S9 NWJHL Four Star Cup runner up
S12 SHL Challenge Cup Champions
S14 Named Assistant Captain (West Kendall Platoon)
S14 Awarded Turn Ferguson Trophy (Most Penalty Minutes)


Vladimir Bodnar | D | Retired
Position: Defence
Player Type: 2-Way Defenceman
Shoots: Right
Height: 6'03"
Weight: 224 lbs
Number: 42
Birthplace: Lviv, Ukraine
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Regular Season:
S16 | SMJHL | STL | GP: 40 | G: 7 | A: 23 | PTS: 30 | P/M: -10 | PIM: 44 | Shots: 85 | Hits: 104 | Blocks: 58
S17 | SMJHL | STL | GP: 40 | G: 4 | A: 15 | PTS: 19 | P/M: 1 | PIM: 18 | Shots: 66 | Hits: 149 | Blocks: 41
S18 | SHL | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 11 | PTS: 14 | P/M: -1 | PIM: 44 | Shots: 52 | Hits: 113 | Blocks: 36
S19 | SHL | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 14 | PTS: 19 | P/M: -4 | PIM: 61 | Shots: 56 | Hits: 147 | Blocks: 45
S20 | SHL | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 19 | PTS: 25 | P/M: 14 | PIM: 69 | Shots: 60 | Hits: 158 | Blocks: 58
S21 | SHL | SEA | GP: 52 | G: 15 | A: 19 | PTS: 34 | P/M: 14 | PIM: 61 | Shots: 80 | Hits: 77 | Blocks: 54
S22 | SHL | SEA | GP: 52 | G: 6 | A: 25 | PTS: 31 | P/M: -3 | PIM: 93 | Shots: 60 | Hits: 129 | Blocks: 60
S23 | SHL | SEA | GP: 52 | G: 7 | A: 21 | PTS: 28 | P/M: -8 | PIM: 65 | Shots: 87 | Hits: 96 | Blocks: 46
S24 | SHL | SEA | GP: 52 | G: 3 | A: 17 | PTS: 20 | P/M: 9 | PIM: 92 | Shots: 72 | Hits: 93 | Blocks: 64
S25 | SHL | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 13 | PTS: 15 | P/M: -8 | PIM: 52 | Shots: 52 | Hits: 67 | Blocks: 38
S26 | SHL | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 19 | PTS: 21 | P/M: -1 | PIM: 66 | Shots: 48 | Hits: 91 | Blocks: 68
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S16 | SMJHL | SLT | GP: 8 | G: 2 | A: 6 | PTS: 8 | P/M: 3 | PIM: 4 | Shots: 13 | Hits: 24 | Blocks: 14
S17 | SMJHL | SLT | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 0 | PTS: 0 | P/M: -1 | PIM: 4 | Shots: 13 | Hits: 23 | Blocks: 5
S18 | SHL | SEA | GP: 20 | G: 1 | A: 6 | PTS: 7 | P/M: -1 | PIM: 24 | Shots: 18 | Hits: 41 | Blocks: 15 |
S19 | SHL | SEA | GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 2 | PTS: 3 | P/M: 4 | PIM: 25 | Shots: 14 | Hits: 41 | Blocks: 11 |
S20 | SHL | SEA | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 1 | PTS: 1 | P/M: 1 | PIM: 8 | Shots: 10 | Hits: 21 | Blocks: 11 |
S21 | SHL | SEA | GP: 14 | G: 0 | A: 5 | PTS: 5 | P/M: -5 | PIM: 12 | Shots: 21 | Hits: 25 | Blocks: 19 |
S22 | SHL | SEA | GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 2 | PTS: 3 | P/M: 1 | PIM: 2 | Shots: 4 | Hits: 11 | Blocks: 5 |
S23 | SHL | SEA | GP: 14 | G: 2 | A: 4 | PTS: 6 | P/M: -3 | PIM: 34 | Shots: 18 | Hits: 19 | Blocks: 19 |
S24 | Did not qualify for playoffs
S25 | SHL | SEA | GP: 11 | G: 0 | A: 4 | PTS: 4 | P/M: -2 | PIM: 18 | Shots: 15 | Hits: 20 | Blocks: 10 |
S26 | SHL | SEA | GP: 16 | G: 1 | A: 2 | PTS: 3 | P/M: 1 | PIM: 16 | Shots: 7 | Hits: 53 | Blocks: 22 |
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DRAFTS:
S16 - SMJHL - Selected in the 1st Round, 8th Overall by the St. Louis Scarecrows
S17 - SHL - Selected in the 1st Round, 6th Overall by the Seattle Riot
TRADES:
CONTRACTS:
S16 1 year, 2 million from Saint Louis Scarecrows
S17 2 year, 8 million from Seattle Riot
S19 5 year, 12.5 million extension with Seattle Riot + NTC all seasons
S25 3 year, 4.5 million extension with Seattle Riot
AWARDS/HONORS:
S16 4 Star Cup Champions (Saint Louis Scarecrows)
S17 Awarded Quilha Agante Trophy (Top SMJHL Defenseman)
S17 Named to 1st All-Star Team (Juniors)
S17 Gold Metal (Team Latvia)
S18-26 Assistant Captain (Seattle Riot)
S18 Challenge Cup Champion (Seattle Riot)
S18 Gold Metal (Team Latvia)
S21-26 Team Sweden Assistant Captian
S21 IIHF Top Defesemen
S21 Silver Metal (Team Sweden)
S22 Bronze Metal (Team Sweden)
S23 Bronze Metal (Team Sweden)
S24 IIHF Top Defensemen
Saint Louis Scarecrows name Best Rookie Season Award after Vladimir Bodnar
SMJHL: #5  for Most Hits in a Season, 40-Game Era (149)
SHL: Tied #4 for Most Power Play Goals in a Season in 52 Game Era (10)
Triple Gold Winner: S18 SEA - S16 STL - S18 LAT - 2 Seasons
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Leonids Balzams | D | New England Wolfpack
Position: Defencemen
Player Type: Two Way Defencemen
Shoots: Right
Height: 6'03"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 67
Birthplace: Ape, Latvia
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Regular Season:
S54 | SMJHL | STL | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 12 | PTS: 14 | P/M: -15 | PIM: 49 | Shots: 63 | Hits: 89 | Blocks: 33 | GA: 13 | TA: 23 |
S55 | SMJHL | NBB | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 10 | PTS: 11 | P/M: -30 | PIM: 18 | Shots: 56 | Hits: 64 | Blocks: 33 | GA: 17 | TA: 29 |
S56 | SMJHL | NBB | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 15 | PTS: 21 | P/M: 6 | PIM: 11 | Shots: 63 | Hits: 24 | Blocks: 71 | GA: 17 | TA: 30 |
S57 | SHL | NEW | GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 9 | PTS: 12 | P/M: -20 | PIM: 6 | Shots: 72 | Hits: 19 | Blocks: 73 | GA: 15 | TA: 18 |
S58 | SHL | NEW | GP: 66 | G: 5 | A: 9 | PTS: 14 | P/M: -48 | PIM: 16 | Shots: 80 | Hits: 16 | Blocks: 91 | GA: 40 | TA: 15 |
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Playoffs:
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S54 | SMJHL | STL | GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 2 | PTS: 2 | P/M: 0 | PIM: 2 | Shots: 7 | Hits: 13 | Blocks: 6 | GA: 3 | TA: 5 |
S55 | SMJHL | NBB | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 1 | PTS: 1 | P/M: -3 | PIM: 2 | Shots: 4 | Hits: 3 | Blocks: 5 | GA: 0 | TA: 2 |
S56 | SMJHL | NBB | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 0 | PTS: 0 | P/M: -3 | PIM: 0 | Shots: 5 | Hits: 2 | Blocks: 5 | GA: 2 | TA: 3 |
S57 | SHL | NEW | GP: 5 | G: 2 | A: 0 | PTS: 2 | P/M: -5 | PIM: 2 | Shots: 7 | Hits: 3 | Blocks: 5 | GA: 6 | TA: 2 |
S58 | Did not qualify for playoffs
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S54 | IIHF | LTV | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 1 | PTS: 1 | P/M: -8 | PIM: 0 | Shots: 8 | Hits: 0 | Blocks: 7 | GA: 7 | TA: 5 |
S55 | WJC | RCL | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 4 | PTS: 4 | P/M: 3 | PIM: 0 | Shots: 7 | Hits: 3 | Blocks: 2 | GA: 0 | TA: 4 |
S55 | IIHF | LTV | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 2 | PTS: 2 | P/M: -12 | PIM: 0 | Shots: 9 | Hits: 1 | Blocks: 7 | GA: 8 | TA: 2 |
S56 | WJC | RCL | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 3 | PTS: 3 | P/M: -4 | PIM: 7 | Shots: 27 | Hits: 5 | Blocks: 15 | GA: 7 | TA: 8 |
S56 | IIHF | LTV | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 0 | PTS: 1 | P/M: -8 | PIM: 0 | Shots: 10 | Hits: 0 | Blocks: 18 | GA: 8 | TA: 6 |
S57 | IIHF | LTV | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 2 | PTS: 3 | P/M: -10 | PIM: 2 | Shots: 12 | Hits: 9 | Blocks: 15 | GA: 6 | TA: 6 |
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DRAFTS:
S55 - SHL - Selected in the 2nd Round, 19th Overall by the New England Wolfpack
S55 - SMJHL - Selected in the Expansion Draft by the Nevada BattleBorn
TRADES:

CONTRACTS:

S54 1 year, 3 million from Saint Louis Scarecrows
S55 1 year, 3 million from New England Wolfpack
S56 2 year, 6 million from New England Wolfpack
S58 3 year, 9 million from New England Wolfpack
AWARDS/HONORS:

S55 Captain (Nevada BattleBorn)
S55 WJC Gold Medal (Team UCORCAL)

I think he is saying that you like the Riot LR.

GoB's Writing Thread

Originally posted by gorlab@Feb 20 2014, 09:57 AM
So to play for Seattle you need to be initiated via gang rape?

This is why Seattle is bad news, and few people want to play for them