I walk up to the front door and find it open. Strange I think to myself as I knock and announce my arrival.

No answer, I turn to leave when I hear a sound coming from down the hallway.

"Mac?"

Nervously I begin walking towards the source of the noise. It seems to be coming from the master bedroom.

"OHHHHHHHH, Yeah. Harder. Harder. Deeper. Faster.

I stop dead in my tracks. Did he forget about me coming today?

"MMMM. THAT FEELS SOOOOOO GOOD"

Standing there I am not entirely sure what to do.

"Jack? Jack? Is that you out there?"

"I...yeah...umm...I can come back later."

"No, no. Come on in"

He can't be serious. He wants me to go in there? I didn't sign up for this.

"Oh...oh...ohhhhhhhhh"

Oh my god. I turn and begin walking away when Mac steps out of the room.

"Where are you going?"

"Mac, look, you're chill and open but I think this may be a bit too much."

"Huh, I'm confused."

"Well maybe in Canada it is normal to have someone watch you fornicating but here in America it is not really something we do."

Mac looks at me for a minute then starts laughing, laughing so hard he is turning red.

"Are you ok, Mac?"

"I Ahahahahah.....I....ahahahahahahahahaha....come in here for a minute."

I guess I don't really have a choice. I step inside the room where Mac is laying...on his stomach on a massage table and is getting a deep tissue massage from what I can only assume is the hairiest woman in the world.

"Jack, meet Helga. She is helping to loosen up the muscles I seemed to have murdered during last weeks training."

"Mac, going from couch surfing to forty six hours of training in seven days is not normal."

"Nine"

"Nein? You've been around McZehrl too long."

"No....ahhhhhh that's it.....deeper.....forty...nine..."

"Jesus that's even crazier. You realize that you kill yourself easily doing stupid things like that. Did you even talk to the trainer?"

"Trainer? We have a trainer?"

"Do you? I don't know."

"Well if Klose hasn't acquired one since he took over than no."

"What happened to the one you had in Vegas?"

"Mhmmm oh ohhhh that's the spot HARDERRRRRRRR!!!!!

Oh...we lost him"

"Lost...him?"

"Yeah...you've never lost someone?"

"Not actually lose in the sense that I can't find him."

"Oh. Well as far as I know what happened is that Gibby bit him when he went in his cage to feed him."

"Gibson? He bit someone?"

"Yeah. He did that a lot, see the mark on my arse? He did that in the shower."

"About the trainer, what happened?"

"Yeah yeah I'm getting to that. Well he got rabies and threatened to inform the league about the possibility that Gibby had it as well."

"So you killed him?"

"No. We sent him to work for the Siberian Snowdogs. I think. We never got confirmation he arrived."

"Was this common?"

"That was the fourth...no fifth..."

"Ever?"

"That week."

At this point Mac is moaning pretty loudly and I excuse myself to finish up the interview another time.

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Chris McZehrl III - Anchorage Armada


Challenge Cup Wins:
S18 - Seattle Riot (with Chris McZehrl)*
S23 - New England Wolfpack (with Chris McZehrl)*
S27 - Calgary Dragons (with VLAD McZehrl)**
S34 - Manhattan Rage (with VLAD McZehrl)
S37 - Winnipeg Jets (with VLAD McZehrl)
S46 - Buffalo Stampede (with GOD McZehrl)*

*first ever Challenge Cup of Franchise History
**first ever Challenge Cup win after 0-3 in Finals Series

Four Star Cup Wins:
S24 - Vancouver Whalers (with VLAD McZehrl)
S39 - St. Louis Scarecrows (with GOD McZehrl)

SHL Hall of Fame Members:
S24 - Chris McZehrl *
(GP: 764 | G: 322 | A: 461 | P: 783 | +/-: +109)
S40 - VLAD McZehrl *
(GP: 653 | G: 333 | A: 361 | P: 694 | +/-: +141)

*1st Ballot Hall of Famer

small note: GOD McZehrl played at first as Defender and later as Forward!

baha

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