Vancouver, BC -- A somewhat familiar face just stepped back into the SHL scene after a long absence.

(background: I used to play goaltender for the Steelhawks before I fell inactive)

Word has it that Shane Kelley is ready to make a comeback. Except this time, he's putting pucks in the net instead of keeping them out.

"I'm here. And I'm ready. I don't even care. Put me on the Hamilton Platoon [sic], Toronto-- wait, [expletive] that, Toronto is stupid."

"What? ... Yes. I know I'm going to the NWJHL first. And I'm going to tear it up. Watch out goalies. Because my metaphorical scoring [expletive] is going to be up your sorry goaltender [expletive] [expletive]."

"I'm here, and I'm [expletive] queer."

(note: yes, this is all in character. Also I am surprised that people remember me from before, I was pretty inactive. Anyways, hello!