I'll take questions for the post-draft session that is now in progress. I also wrote this poem after the draft 'cause GoB wanted me to so yeah, I'll get paid for it.

The Gifter of Bikes took a chance on an Asian
Played hockey did he, oh his skates were a'blazing.
Dubbed Wong was he,
Or was it a she?
Regardless the skill was clear
as he invoked fear
with his wicked passing ability.
Questions about playing time
led many to believe he lacked skill
but his ability to rhyme
came from spending his time in a mill.
Wong wanted to become a big time player
But obstacles were set in front the way
but he planned on developing with more than a prayer
and through the lack of good pay.
He devoted all his time to worldly activities,
such as tasks that could rhyme with pucking,
As such deeds were to his proclivity,
that definitely included the lewd act of fucking.
That helped Wong become the player the Riot needed him to be.