Goaltender: Nikita Nevzorov
I understand everyone is picking me for goalie, I thank you, and appreciate it a lot. It is a true honour to be picked the amount of times I have been so far. HOWEVER. The #1 Goalie draft pick in the draft has yet to show up in anyone's PT, I think people should take pity in the fact that this guy hasn't even been in the Scarecrows dressing room yet. What a great pick for the scarecrows! I mean, this guys stats are unreal. 1.000 SV% AND A 0.0 GAA. Why are people picking me when this guy has stats like this! This guy also has great other qualities, such as: Coffee Fetching, Popcorn Eating, benc.. Uhh, Box office seat warming? And AN AMAZING CHEERLEADER! Id attribute his cheering as the top reason why the Scarecrows are doing so well this year. I heard him cheering every game when we blanked St. Louis. He also didn't play in the showcase, it was a really bold move. I said at the time "Lets see how it plays out" And we saw how it played out! So well! This guy gets 2M to literally sit in a comfy chair up in the box, and talk to people. He doesn't even have to do post game media, he is that good. Everyone knows what his thoughts on his play was, because he's never played. All joking aside, the most important stat this guy has is he is undefeated. That's amazing. In a league with 5 good teams, its crazy that a goalie could go without giving up a loss for this long. I have been impressed with his sitting stance he uses a lot, sometimes goes for the advanced cross legged approach, but normally just goes for straight leg. I aspire to be like him one day, getting paid to grab coffee for executives, what a gig!

Defense: Jasper Clayton
He is my defence, I'm really biased, so Id have to go with him for my first pick. He is really active, and brings a lot to the table. He does a lot as far as media, and just being a good player on the ice! He can shut down the offence, and throws big hits too!

Sasha Kovalev
For obvious reasons.

Right Wing: Mario Nyquist
I see potential in this guy, hes hard working, and really shows some promise in the league. We've seen that players can score even if they don't have a lot of TPE this year, I like his build, and would put him on my line.

Left Wing: Lord Pretty Flacko
At 230TPE, this guy is a beast, and with a name like that, who wouldn't want him on their team.

Center: Evandrus Jesster
Leading all rookies in scoring, and a fellow stingray, he has what it takes to become the #1SHL Draft pick. Being captain has helped him become a leader of the last place team in the East, which is still better that the first team in the West. Jesster is a good guy, and will help bring unity to this team.


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