Were the crows even updated?

How do you blow more leads than the Toronto maple leafs

Why does wert suck and how did you know it would come around in the scarecrows choke offs cup run?

Why does glitter magically get stuck in the STHS system and malfunction?

Do you think it was rigged due to the Robb wind incident occurring before?

Am I on to something?

How does it feel to float to the SHL in a instant?

Why does everything that is impossible happen to the crows?

Have you decided to kick ass in Winnipeg? If so which mansion are you buying?

Is this experience shitty?

Does this piss you off all the way?

Is this league illuminati confirmed?

You going to be on the first line in Winnipeg next season?

Are we hiring Hitmen to kill the impact

Hitler or Stalin?

Are you tired of BS and have decided to win the cup in the SHL?

Will you miss the crows after this?

Will you miss wert at all?

Should wert hang himself off a bridge?

Do you enjoy Robb wind and his free bread?

Are we holding a funeral for the crows because they got shrekt in the playoffs?