Player Name: JOHN CENA.
Position: On the podium.
Minor League Team: Philadelphia 76ers.
Link to Profile Page: Go find it yourself...?
Link to Update Page: Do do do do do!

Questions
What makes you stand out to the rest of the draft class?
I'm not even it it.

Why are you interested in the West Kendall Platoon?
Because I know you don't have anything to do other than making this place really active.

What does a team need to do in order to keep you on it?
Nullify my Dragons player rights.

What can you do to improve the team?
I can get Bojo suspended.

Quick, tell me a joke!
Schrodinger walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Who was the best Platoon player in S26?
Maximova. Because Russia.

Do you think you have the potential to become better than the player you answered in the previous question?
Of course not; what the fuck are you thinking.

Yes/No - Answer in detail if desired
Do you have kik? (Phone messaging, not necessary)
Yes.

Do you want to stay down in the minors for another season?
Yes.

Do you know anybody on WKP?
NO.

Did you know where WKP was before you inevitably Googled it?
No.

Is a big salary important to you?
Yes.

Personal Information: Not needed, if you don't want too.
Favorite NHL team: Colorado.
Hobbies: Posting in Interest Threads.
Xbox/PS4/Steam Name: Fernand126.