<div align="center">Top Ten Times Eggy Made the SHL About Himself</div>

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10. March 27, 2016 - S28 Index Thread

While this wasn't one of the better times Eggy made a thread about himself, in the S28 index, while Mac and Merica were going at each other for the 1,503,402,399th time, Eggy commented with a gif of a banana eating popcorn and commenting on how fun it was. Why did he feel the need to make things about himself? We may never know.

9. March 29, 2016 - S28 Index Thread

Just two days later, Eggy was right back at it again. After scoring the lone goal in a 1-0 win over the Manhattan Rage, rather than crediting the success to the team's goaltender, Earnest Ciarelli, he was too busy celebrating his second goal of the season. Just a horrible eggy moment.

8. December 19, 2015 – Will JPL Be Suspended?

JPL was just looking to get some attention, retiring players left and right while drunk and trying to get himself suspended, yet he fails to get attention because, as always, the league finds some way to turn around and be about Eggy again. It just seems to keep happening, over and over again without fail. It’s really quite pathetic on Eggy’s part.

7. January 7, 2016 – Gorlab Permanently Banned From the SHL

When gorlab was banned from the SHL, rather than talking about him or the things he had done in the league, or the reasons he was banned, attention turned to Eggy when he made a comment about Bojo’s girlfriend actually being Pushkin. Naturally peoples’ gaze turned onto Eggy instead, and we had yet another example of Eggy making a thread about him without even trying.

6. December 20, 2015 - Halifax Raiders Announcement and Presser

As JHS asks, is this the fastest that a thread ever became about Eggy? Just three minutes after the article was posted declaring that Toast would be taking over as the Co-GM of the Halifax Raiders, Eggy somehow managed to make things about him – a feat he would accomplish just as quickly one other time, as you will see in number four.

5. February 29, 2016 - Playoffs Game Links Thread

While the game links thread is usually reserved for GMs checking the game links and making comments about the games to one another in private, this wasn’t the case on February 19th when Eggy made the thread about him. What we had instead was a thread filled with horrible Eggy moments, and photos of My Little cosplayers – both the good and the bad. Really, it just became a thread about Eggy.

4. March 4, 2016 – Randolph Grey’s Player Page

On March 4th, a new player decided to join the SHL. While he didn’t stick around for long (Eggy probably scared him off), it took exactly 3 minutes for Eggy to make his player creation about himself rather than about the player who had just been created. What the actual fuck, Eggy.

3. February 29, 2016 – S28 New England Wolfpack Interested Prospects Thread

Every season after he was drafted, Eggy still filled out the interested prospects thread for the New England Wolfpack. That alone wouldn’t be enough to put this at number three on our list of the top ten times Eggy made the SHL about himself, however. No, what makes this such a horrible eggy moment is that Eggy, when asked his favorite moment of the site, decided to cite himself as the best part of the site. Yes, folks, Eggy said his favorite part of the SHL was Eggy.

2. March 30, 2016 – Top Ten Times Eggy Made the SHL About Himself

I mean, seriously. What the fuck. What kind of person does it take to post an article about the top ten times they made the league about themselves? It really takes a person who’s seriously messed up in the head to do something like that, yet here he is writing that article – and here you are reading it! What kind of horrible spell does he have this league under? Smh, eggy.

1. October 10, 2015 - NEW//TEX

New England moves the first overall pick to Texas in this trade, but naturally that's not what's important here. Instead, Eggy decided to make the trade thread about himself and Kez finally called him out on it, uttering the now infamous words: "Just once I'd like to read a thread which Eggy didn't hijack to make about himself. You'd think he was Caillean." Kez would later overheard saying to Caillean that

Quote: I singlehandedly created the 'all about Eggy' meme with that post. Probably the meanest thing I've ever said to Eggy was comparing him to you.

I have no regrets.

As you can see, Eggy making threads about him is a serious problem in this league. Does he have no shame?

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