Quote:Originally posted by The_Mazais+Jun 27 2016, 04:05 PM--><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1' id='QUOTE-WRAP'><tr><td>QUOTE (The_Mazais @ Jun 27 2016, 04:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I am really clumsy in real life so injuries isn't anything new for me.
Most of my injuries are from playing football or floorball.
I broke my hip while trying to reach a ball, fucked my knee while playing floorball with cheap knee pads. At that time all those pads seemed the same for me. And most recent one is I fucked my shoulder in January and never visited a doctor about that. Also no one could say what exactly is wrong with my knee. Yea that's about it.
Ou yea, when I was like 4-5 years old I thought that it is good idea to jump from stairs and hit my head to concrete and since then I am almost blind with one eye.[/b]

Quote:Originally posted by LatvianBastard@Jun 27 2016, 04:07 PM<br />While playing basketball, jumped for a rebound, got it and fell on my friends foot, stumbled and hit my head on the pole. Got a concussion, now I feel a bit weird all the time.

Are all of our Latvians suffering brain trauma?

Quote:Originally posted by Hoovuh@Jun 27 2016, 04:06 PM<br />Tore my lower back and left hamstring by pushing a 200lb+ toolbox on ice trying to get to a jet to fix it. Slipped on the ice and that tore my lower back. Then the toolbox fell on top of my leg and pinned it, tearing my hamstring. Still feeling it nearly 3 years later.

I recall you mentioning way back you screwed up your back, it fucking fell on top of you after though and injuring your leg as well I didn't, that's messed up. Still feeling as in? Like days you cant put your socks on or days your just stiff?

Quote:Originally posted by Dangles13@Jun 27 2016, 04:08 PM<br />I can't decide which is worse so I leave it up to you.

One time I was rollerblading with some buddies and saw a down ramp and thought that I could get some crazy speed by going down it. My buddies tried to convince me that I wouldn't be able to stop and I would hit the door at the bottom. I told them I would jump and brace myself with my arms. One 3 inch gash above my eye and a new shirt(because of the blood) later I had to admit I may have made a bad choice.

Another time I was camping and we were roasting marsh mellows which was amazing but I was bored and was seeing how long it would take for a marsh mellow to completely melt and my aunt caught me and told me to take it out. I pulled my stick up to my face to blow the fire out and it melted off the stick and stuck to my hand and after some vigorous shaking it feel onto my leg. I still have a nice scar on my hand the size of a penny.

TL;DR Dangles is dumb and likes pain.

Cringed at the thought of the marshmellow napalm :(

Quote:Originally posted by TheLastOlympian07@Jun 27 2016, 04:11 PM<br />when i was 5, we were all playing soccer, and i stepped on the ball fell backwards, put my hands out to stop me and broke my arm. good times.

Good one Charlie Brown :lol:

Also, are you Latvian? If not I am sorry, but I think you are.

Quote:Originally posted by Toonces@Jun 27 2016, 04:12 PM<br />Me and my friend were wasted and we're demonstrating to each other how to punch up against a fence. We did this for a while, I eventually threw a open palm uppercut strike at the fence, there was a nail sticking out of the fence with the butt-end of it sticking out about an inch. My hand went through the back of the nail and I was literally stuck to the fence for like 5 minutes. Eventually my friend told me he was going to count to 3 and slowly pull me hand off.. he said one and yanked my hand off. My girlfriend was crying, there was literally flesh on the fence. I soaked my hand in iodine, wrapped it (repeated this of course) and avoided a hospital trip.

Nice little scar

... Got that uncomfortable shudder thinking of that nail being pulled back out.

Quote:Originally posted by jjaybs@Jun 27 2016, 04:13 PM<br />
I broke both my wrists at the same time falling off a child's scooter.

Both wrists eh, you frequent reddit by chance?

<!--QuoteBegin-Reynolds@Jun 27 2016, 04:15 PM
Probably more stupid than it is funny, but I have a scar that runs above my eyebrow down through my eyebrow from not wearing glasses while weed whacking. Never injured myself outside of sports though.[/quote]

A few inches difference and you would have to turn your head to read this. Wear them now?