The shot opened up to a Fox Sports One banner, and then zoomed in on a radio desk, where world-renowned sportscasters Jay Onrait and Dan O’Toole sat, headsets on, and faces lit up with s**t-eating grins.

Jay: Hello out there to all our long time watchers, listeners and subscribers and welcome to an impromptu edition of the Jay and Dan Podcast, airing live on Fox Sports One – but tonight, we have something completely different in store for you.

Dan: That’s right Jay. It’s been the bane of our existence since we’ve come to Fox to unleash our podcast on ‘Murica. Getting sponsors for the pod!

Jay: Right you are Dan. The ball has been dropped many times, from ‘Bouqs’ to ‘MeUndies’, but finally today, we are happy to tell you all that the Jay and Dan Podcast has finally gotten a sponsor!

Fake applause is heard and an audible “**** yeah!”.

Dan: Our good friends at the SMJHL, that’s right, every Canadian’s favorite pastime - hockey, have kindly agreed to sponsored our pod as long as we perform a few play-by-plays over the course of the season! Not a bad deal at all!

Jay: It’s certainly better than having to hear you guess fake DJ names or ramble on about your RV travels in Canada. Is this still the Summer of Dan?

Dan: And definitely far better than hearing you talk about whacking off on airplanes.

Jay: Always a good time. My record is four, by the way. So without further ado, let’s begin our first recap!

The monitor behind the pair flashes up a swanky SMJHL graphic, and away we went.

<div align="center">Game 4: Detroit Falcons vs Kelowna Knights

Game Link</div>
Jay: First up, in a battle between the beautiful versus the ugly, Kelowna versus Detroit, we have the Falcons heading into British Columbia to take on the Knights!

Dan: This is both teams opening game of the SMJHL season, and both are looking towards the future as they try to integrate one of the largest rookie draft classes in league history.

<b><div align="center">First Period</div></b>
Jay: Jason Aittokaillio – top pick in the recent draft makes the start for the Knights, and my absolute favorite name in all sports – Sivy McSieve gets the duke for the Falcons!

Dan: You just can’t make a name like that up, Jay. Mrs. McSieve must be so proud.

Jay: This game stars rather quiet until the third minute, when another of my favorites – BRODANGLESCHLONG takes two for hooking.

Dan: I wish I only got two for hooking. Hey - he might be related to my 4th grade math teacher – same name if you will believe it!

Jay: Nothing doing on that power-play for the Knights, but pick it up a few minutes later and they’re all over the Falcons. After a series of shots, a nice tic-tac-toe passing play from Bent to Shirobokov back to Bent then to Wilson results in a goal for the right winger!

Dan: You could feel the determination that nothing was going to stop Wilson’s efforts as he picks up his own missed shot and fires it over the outstretched arm of McSeive. Wilson was a second round draft pick for the Knights this entry draft.

<b><div align="center">1. Kelowna Knights , Trevor Wilson 1 (Beau Bent, Fedor Shirobokov) at 8:22

Kelowna 1 - Detroit 0</div></b>
Jay: You want goals?? We got goals! Detroit powerplay, and on a blast from the point by Konstantinov, Rising Hippo deflects it beautifully top cheese and the game is tied!

<b><div align="center">2. Detroit Falcons , Rising Hippo 1 (Cikgnar Konstantinov, Zach Evans) at 14:54 (PP)

Kelowna 1 – Detroit 1</div></b>
Dan: But only 31 seconds later, after absorbing a mammoth sized hit from PDJ – Geronimo Otto absorbs a double back and forth play from ~DEITER Dominique and inserts his first goal of the season into the Falcons net.

Jay: I’ve got something to insert in YOUR net, Dan.

<b><div align="center">3. Kelowna Knights , Geronimo Otto 1 (Dieter Dominique, Fedor Shirobokov) at 15:25

Kelowna 2 – Detroit 1</div></b>
Dan: From a hero to a goat, in less than a period, Trevor Wilson has his errant clearing pass picked off by Viktor Nerokov and a few passes later, Jack Evans, another rook - torches Aittokallio to even the score.

Jay: The look on Wilson’s face says it all as he left his fellow greenhorn netminder out to dry there.

<b><div align="center">4. Detroit Falcons , Zach Evans 1 (Alexis Metzler, Viktor Nerokov) at 19:13

Kelowna 2 – Detroit 2</div></b>
Dan: But things go from bad to worse, as somehow, seriously HOW because I don’t believe it - the Falcons score six seconds later on a ripper from Jari Sinikka!

Jay: Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaari Siiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiikaaaaaaaaa! Yet another rookie, in fact, the third overall pick from this year’s draft! But I have seriously no idea how they scored that quickly, Aittokallio must be shell-shocked after that one.

<div align="center">5. Detroit Falcons , Jari Sinikka 1 (Viktor Nerokov) at 19:19

Detroit 3 – Kelowna 2</div>
<b><div align="center">Second Period</div></b>
Dan: The second starts off all Falcons and continues that way until the 13:42 mark of the period, when Trevor Wilson destroys Nerokov with a hit, steals the puck and rifles it home!

Jay: From the penthouse to the doghouse to the penthouse – Wilson is clutch there beating McSeive for his second in as many periods. What a beauty.

<div align="center">6. Kelowna Knights , Trevor Wilson 2 (Beau Bent, Adriana Starosta) at 13:42

Detroit 3 – Kelowna 3</div>
Dan: Nothing much more to note before the third, one of the most lopsided periods I’ve ever seen in my life.

<b><div align="center">Third Period</div></b>
Jay: You thought two goals in 6 seconds was crazy, this period saw the Falcons outshoot the Knights 19 to zip! If not for Aittokaillio, this one would have been a blow out!

Dan: I’ve seen some uneven periods in my lifetime, but never seen anything like this. Is the sim broken?? It’s like Big City Ken running rampant over these guys – they hold all the power!

Jay: Trust me - Berkis and Hippo were flying out there, had almost 10 shots between them that period but come up dry. Heading to bonus hockey.

<b><div align="center">Overtime</div></b>
Dan: The teams play some good old 4 on 4, but to be honest both squads look tired and could only muster 5 shots between them in the frame.

Jay: They really should consider moving to 3 on 3 because that is the milkshake that brings all the boys to the yard.

Dan: Heading to a shootout!

<b><div align="center">Shootout</div></b>
Jay: First shooter for the Knights is Adriana “Don’t call me Aaaaaaadriaaaaaan” Starosta, and with a slick dangle and roof job she gives the Knights the lead!

Dan: Nothing doing from there, both goalies lights out and heading to the final chance for the Falcons and Alex Berkis, who led both teams in shots today with an astounding nine! He slowly makes his way into the zone, cuts left and tries a snap shot but is turned away by the number one pick in the draft – Aittokallio!

Jay: And that makes the Knights GM look a halfway genius! 40 saves tonight including an incredible pad save there on Berkis!

<div align="center">Penalty Shot by Hans Moleman for Detroit Falcons - Stopped by Jason Aittokallio
Penalty Shot by Adriana Starosta for Kelowna Knights - Goal!
Penalty Shot by Cikgnar Konstantinov for Detroit Falcons - Stopped by Jason Aittokallio
Penalty Shot by Cara Hohenberg for Kelowna Knights - Stopped by Sivy McSieve
Penalty Shot by Alex Berkis for Detroit Falcons - Stopped by Jason Aittokallio

Final Score (Shootout)
Kelowna 4 – Detroit 3

Three Stars: 1. Trevor Wilson (2G) 2. Zach Evans (1G 1A) 3. Viktor Nerokov (2A)</div>
Dan: Hell of a way to start the season for number one star Wilson and the Falcons, whereas Evans and Nerokov, the other two stars of the game for the Knights, pick up a point as well so that 30 hour bus ride home will at least be somewhat jovial.

Jay: No private jets for the minors, I’m afraid. Maybe they can borrow your RV, Dan? And there you have it, thank you to our new sponsor, the SMJHL, and were already looking forward to our next recap show, where we get to take a gander at a delicious Canadian matchup between Montreal and Halifax!

Dan: The donairs versus the poutines – who takes it??

Jay: Oh my bum will take both. Tune in next time!